#and also 3 glasses of wine in me
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I survived the interview ✌️
#not the best public speaking i did so far but not the worst either#people said it was nice idk#funniest bit had to be tbe award wimner going ��you asked me about my future plans” at the first (1.) question and then also answering it#i certainly did not ask him that lmaooo#my supervisor almost lost it at the back row apparently my panic was evident and then i nearly lost it when i saw him laughing#but other than that it went fine#had 3 glasses of wine afterwards#not me googling wallerstein 3 min before the interview to make sure i'll say it correctly bc why tf is his name pronounced like that
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FUCK IT post of all the pics I’ve taken of my plushies on my trip !!!


hiding them from my nanny children 🙏

why are we whispering
#the Norman plush’s face is so asfghjkhjk it automatically makes everything funnier#very funny how I was like ‘I only want eema plushies since she’s my daughter’ and the universe was like ‘NO. NOREMMA!!!’#it was out of my control 🤷🏻♀️#also I was ordered down water slides and made friendship bracelets and am just The Best Nanny#(I am very tired. one of the moms gave me a glass of wine lol <3)
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CLAUDIA. LESTAT DYING ON THE STREET BC HE DIDNT BELIEVE IN COLDS AGGGGGHHHHHHH
#also i didnt say anything about it but man that r*pe scene.....once again AR so close to saying smth and then doesnt....#this esp nasty consindering what happend w magnus......i get the idea of and 18th century man out of his depth and obv he does feel awful#after the fact but man.#and i KNOW she will not bring this up again. this is just another silly slipup to AR like him not knowing how to eat spaghetti#lestat saying “only 3 glasses of wine and im getting drunk” had me giggling tho icl#totbt posting#luna.txt
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Favorite head cannon for Ice is that he is the biggest Rush fan, like die hard-can name the order of each song off every album and will unleash every interesting fact he knows when he ingests the smallest amount of alcohol
#*has a glass of wine* ‘did you know that in 1979 the Canadian government dubbed Rush ‘the Official ambassador of music’?’#I just like the thought of ‘ice cold no mistakes’ is actually mega nerd 3000#the head cannon was inspired by me playing YYZ on guitar flash#this man has seen them 5 times in concert-owns a shirt for every album-and owns every album on vinyl/cassette#I love you nerdy Iceman<3#also Mav absolutely adores when he infodumps because it’s cute to see his facade crack#top gun#tom iceman kazansky#rush#icemav#(sort of)#top gun 1986#top gun maverick
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Half Latino Jace 😚
#watch me make his dad Hispanic yall can’t stop me#I think about this elf man so much someone stop me#I think the name Jace at least once a day and I haven’t stopped since may#Brennan what kinda crack did you put in him that he spoke like 3 times and I’m out here like mhm mhm Hispanic father elven mother messy#divorce two siblings he’s a middle child but not before he was the baby and then had to learn to be a big brother in the present#he’s lonely and maybe he has a drinking problem and he’s old (he’s not in half elf years but god he feels old) he trusted the wrong person#he died he fell in love with his murderer but also met his soulmate in his best friend and he loves them both and maybe all he needs are#the two of them a big glass of white wine and to sit on the couch and watch his little shows#when he’s not doing that he is a veteran educator and good god does he care for his students bc Jace likes teaching and he loves magic#jace stardiamond#dimension 20
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booty shorts with “if you’re reading this, you managed to bed or behead me. either way, you got lucky” on the ass
forgive me for i made this in 5 minutes
#theres also a large glass of wine in my hand and its 1 am#no one tell me if i spelt anything wrong#baldur’s gate 3#bg3#baldur’s gate iii#astarion#bg3 memes#asks for bee
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VUXisms (Patreon)
#Doodles#SCII#Damned#ZEX#Or if you prefer my very Normal Collection of ZEX stimming lol#I'm not choosing to read alien behaviours through a neurodivergent lense you can't prove anything#Okay you got me yes I am lol - in conjunction with my ADHD Max HC (which I am only more convinced of lol) I went into this with#Really any kind of self-soothing behaviour fascinates me :D And ZEX definitely needs the soothing ;;#But it's not just the stimming! Though I did keep pretty diligent notes about that lol he's deeply interesting to me!#He's a texture person! Part of that is due to being VUX and having very processed food but if it fits it fits!#I'm also a texture person - again I have too many notes relating to ZEX lol#I also find it charming (or sad - whichever is applicable at the time!) when ZEX eats in ''odd'' ways haha ♪#Eating without utensils - you can always just wash your hands you do you <3#The weighted blanket lol so - I had a very normal and measured reaction to ZEX enjoying full-body pressure lol#Solely and purely intellectual! Of course! VUX enjoy swimming! Full-body pressure makes complete sense!#And he's a tactile person on top of that - pressure good for multiple reasons! I really do think he'd sleep better with a weighted blanket ♪#Back to stimming! I really loved the scene of him opening the water bottle and his therapist being So Impatient with him about it lol#Let him figure it out! He's very intelligent! Very skilled at finding weak points and exploiting them hehe <3#But then he runs his finger on the lip of the bottle! Wine-glassing it while he talks hehe <3 I love him#Humming!! Another stim I relate to! Not so much now since it was ''encouraged'' out of me so I may be doubly biased towards him using it hee#Too delighted to focus on utensil lessons and yet he's still clever enough to pay attention to multiple things at once hehehe ♫#And then aside from his actual biggest stim he plays with his hair quite a lot - in various ways and to different ends :D#Running his hands through it to self-soothe or tugging on it to express - I kinda read it as him trying to move his head feelers around haha#Not quite the same but something!#Oh and then his biggest stim - just looking at humans lol it is very dopamine-delivering <3 And he has dopamine now! Very powerful :3c#Hhhhh human chemistry for VUX behaviours <3 It's so interesting to me hehe ♪
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i am so done with crying this week. first i hear the sunspot, and now these penultimate eps of his man. i already cried last week and this week i cried even more. seriously, this is not fair.
i don’t exactly wanna give a person by person run down for these eps seen as there wasn’t a lot of drama, it was more about healing a lot of different relationships and coming to terms with the show being over which is always hard. but looking back, i have really enjoyed this season. and i think what makes his man as a show special is that, from the 3 seasons we’ve had so far, all of them have felt different, and i feel like the staff are really good at working off what is happening naturally between these people to craft and guide the show. it makes it so that the people on the show really do make it, whatever develops is what we see and it gives such a good insight into just what it’s like to be human and develop relationships of all kinds. season 1 had its first season awkwardness and season 2 had its big romance but also felt a lot more romantic, but this season felt fun, in both its drama and it’s lighter moments, i was always enjoying watching, and im not mad just bc i don’t have another great junseongho love story. yes it’s premise is a dating show, but it’s more throw 8 men into a house for a week and see what happens, and this season i felt like touched more on like… the intensity of the whole thing, and how it effects people and how people dealt with it, like for so many of them we saw them at their lowest most overwhelmed point but we also saw them come out from it and be happy again, and it was the people around them that helped them. no matter what was going on, there was always a sense of ‘we’re in this shitstorm together so it’s alright, i can be by your side’. take this last ep, we saw so many people cry, and what touched me the most is that whenever someone was upset, they were never left alone. they always had someone to comfort them in whatever way they could, be it reassurance or jokes or just company. it almost felt like the end of a high school movie where everyone who’s been mean to each other through the whole thing says sorry and and joke and move past everything and have fun which i love. just as much as finding a romantic partner, this show has come to be about building friendships within the gay community, where you can talk to someone that has that experience or is just similar to you in that way so you have that comfort and space to be yourself. these people are so vulnerable on this show bc it’s the shows nature to expose parts of people that make them the most vulnerable, like only on this dating show do you get fully grown men crying like babies, and while it’s difficult, it’s also like a fast-track to make strong bonds with the people around you, like shared trauma but nicer. idk, i don’t know where im going with this rant, it’s just both the hwi and jaeseung and hwi and seungjin moments really touched me and i needed to stop crying so i started typing. i just love how human this show is and i love friendship and i love love. goodnight.
#i also had a large glass of wine while watching plus im hormonal so it really just snowballed into me crying like a baby#god im gonna miss these guys#i swear to god i need hwi and seungjin content 24/7 they need to start a YouTube channel otherwise im sueing for damages#his man 3
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I have wanted to discuss Dr. Slowmo with someone forever. Your post about Tharn was spot on, Tharn dives head first into the Doc's arms and closes his eyes. Now Tharn believes romantic love is a death sentence, so I always read it as platonic on Tharn's side but no less intense. More than that though Doc has been Tharn's friend, his therapist, his caretaker. I think Doc is Tharn's safe place which he has sorely lacked all his life only later to find out that Doc was the exact opposite. Thanks for listening to my TED talk!
you are SO welcome i agree with everything you said!!
as i was rewatching that scene i thought about my own irl friend group, which has been incredibly close for coming up on a decade now, and if ANYONE tried to convince me one of them had been lying to and manipulating me for the entirety of our relationship my response would be a swift ‘fuck you’ because what the hell would they know?
and you’re right, it doesn’t have to be romantic on tharn’s part for it to be one of the most important relationships in his life (of which, i would remind everyone, he has like. four. prior to canon)
this is just one of those situations where i think it's really easy for us as the audience to get frustrated with this character because OBVIOUSLY chalothorn is a bad dude! he's not even really being subtle about it!! how can tharn not see it!! and that's exacerbated by our filtering through phaya's pov. but yeah that moment outside the bar really hammered home to me that until that confrontation on the cliff tharn is completely, if somewhat willingly, blind to the doc's machinations. he's his friend, and tharn loves him
#bon answers#pluckygazelle#the sign the series#bon rewatches the sign#thank you for choosing my inbox for your ted talk i really appreciated it <3#also forgive me if this isn't totally coherent it was a long day and i am on glass of wine number 2
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drinking is annoying. not because of any intoxicated shenanigans, but I hate having to piss every 10 minutes. it really kills the vibe smh my head bro
#bestie im trying to party by myself at home on 3 glasses of wine with my cat. and i cannot do that when nature is callimg#apologies if you consider this tmi but also you know what u signed up for when you followed me#my kidneys are staging a coup rn fuck that shit just keep it in my blood system for a while itll be alright#i had my last glass a little too fast and as im typing this i can feel it kicking in oh boy baby that wasnt good#i am lighter than a featherweight. which is good bc its cheap but also i want to fucking vibe not submit to biological demands#i will shut the fuck up now i am so sorry im gonna close tunblr bc the rants are bubnling up#elkk.txt
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How’s life
hi and hello my dear anonimo life is good at the minute!!!! i’m on holiday from uni (much fucking needed let me assure you oh my god) so i’ve been sleeping and like. hanging about and not really doing much rn. although tbf in the last couple of weeks i did like a couple of wee friend visits like seeing my friends at uni or just like my friends from uni at their home houses (does that make sense??) for a couple of days which was very good vibes and i got in the sea and now im feeling much more normal than i was before like two weeks ago happy days but rn im on that sleeping and doing shit all grind which we love bc it’s always a good sign for my wips. anyway. that was all very unnecessary stream of consciousness lmao i could go on but i fear i probs shouldn’t so thanks so much for asking babe hope you’re doing well also
#may or may not be a tad drunk rn if you guys couldn’t tell#but like. what was i supposed to do?!?! this Problematic Man just came round for dinner at my yard and like#he cooked a delicious meal but also i needed like five glasses of wine to get through the meal so im still a tad waved#let me be#anyway thanks for asking#asks <3
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i dont think ill ever stop complaining until i die how STUPID it is that you metabolize alcohol worse and worse as you age thats so fucking stupid its a SKILL its a SKILL ISSUE or it SHOULD BE i should be able to HANDLE MYSELF from all the practice ive done areee yuoo kidding meeee
#if i keep on this endless train ill also not stop complaining until ill die bc i will be dead yes i understand the irony the thing is i dont#want to LIVE in a world where i cant enjoy a nice beverage ok. i will never be stone cold sober again at least in the forseeable future its#too NICE and it SHOULD ALWAYS BE!!! whatever#i work at 1pm tomorrow i will be fine but i swearrr to god. if 3 GLASSES OF WINE (THREE!!!) sets me over ohhhh my god. strongly worded email#to god or WHOEVER is being sent out
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Thinking more about the whole wedding idea... I said that Towntrap would be Cami's best man, but I was thinking about what role Eak would have for the wedding and.
I headcanon Cami as an orphan, so... What if he was the one to walk her down to aisle 👉🏻👈🏻
#fnafhs#I am very attached to my eak/cami/towntrap found family idea okay. it's important to me#eak hates crying but he does cry when she asks him to do her the honors (even if he tried to pretend he didn't cry)#AND also cries at the wedding (he blames it on drinking too much) (he drank like half a glass of wine)#anyway I'm very soft for these losers <3
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I’m soooo tired and suffering from pollen season but im going to my bosses launch party for her new clothing line bc she wants me to work the room and im just 🥲🥲 so. fucking. tired. my headache is the worse bc my sinuses are so stuffed and i CANNOT be a sniffing mess around all her rich friends ughhhhh
#love working for rich ppl they’re great#i hope she has allergy medicine there bc im suffering#and also like 3 glasses of wine deep and my eyes are bugging me#I need to stop saying yes to everything#AND my lads boys told me my cycle is gonna start soon so that’s probably why im breaking out#someone end me
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oz i am being so serious go have a glass of wine and do something else for a while. staring at the numbers wont make a difference and we probably wont have an actual answer till next week.
i keep trying to distract myself but then my mind wanders back 😭
im trying to write my book and my brain is like “what happens if he wins” like motherfucker-
#also if i have a glass of wine my mom might call me an alcoholic#even though i drink like max five times a YEAR lmao#i did have a sneaky shot of vodka tho#tasted like peroxide <3
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ideal ways for me to die
1. old age, peacefully in my sleep
2. after a long and illustrious career i am at a rooftop gala hosted in my honor. i am wearing a beautiful gown, holding a glass of red wine, standing by the railing. a scorned lover approaches and, after a passionate spat, they push me over the edge of the building. the wine glass goes flying, splattering their outfit in red as a visual metaphor for the blood on their hands. as i descend my gown flies around me like two beautiful wings, a bird in flight. a photographer on the street manages to take a photo before i hit the ground and that photo wins the pulitzer. a new york times think piece is released regarding whether or not it's moral to profit off a photo of someone's death. the think piece also wins a pulitzer.
3. sex accident.
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