#and are both in their 40's

[ssaalexblake]

my dilemma is idk if i should get my brother in law a birthday gift or not. On one hand, i do not have the mental wellbeing to deal with them getting bitchy if i don’t, but on the other hand, I don’t want them thinking me buying him one is a sign of peace or whatever, i think him and my sister can, to be Very mild to what i’m feeling, can take a long walk off the shortest pier around here (we have a lot of piers). If not that, I have a plan with a cactus. My ideals do not include spending my money on him. 

and i’m the only person in the family they’ve not Yet personally attacked, just peripherally. But i’d really rather Not have them make me anxious to carry my phone around bc of what bs they might send me at any hour of the day, you know? 

but also i’d rather they not get me a gift for My birthday bc they so very maturely ruined my last one in the process of delivering my gift and acting like 4 year olds and i figure a good way to achieve that is to not buy them gifts sooooo yeah

why can’t they just act like normal functioning people???? Jumping to the worst conclusions and then digging your feet is bc u can’t stand to be wrong to the point you burn all bridges in your life is not a good ideaaaaaa

[hanakihan]

listen

I know FGO has young master as MC but like consider

old man/woman as a FGO MC where they legitimately ended up in this mess by literal pure accident, maybe being someone from staff

like the idea of absolute humiliation to enemies to learn that their ass was kicked not even by a master candidate but a fucking old ass staff member who accidentally happened to have small aptitude for magic

[soaked-ghost]

I made graphs for dream's and nightmare's entire lives up until the story actually starts. I thought it would be fun ^_^

[figs-oliomedley]

Funky uncles :]

Chima is actually so out of place with its uncle character lol, Wu and Merlok would get along just fine but Lagravis would fit in much better than Lavertus

[2knightt]

guys guys someone hold me hold me please pelasee guyd i cant breath guysim weak in the knees guys pleasee yall yall i

[ace-was-already-taken]

Hearing my dad listening to LuLuYam WILLINGLY is something I did NOT expect...... (this is literally happening as I write this post-)

I'm affecting my family's music taste slowly >:) /silly

[revvethasmythh]

wait sorry I JUST noticed that the zaith'isk did permanent damage to lae'zel's int and wis scores

[abluehappyface]

Not to sound like a cave dwelling spider or anything but how is anyone having opinions? Do you guys actually hear something and form an Opinion about it immediately? You don't just let information hit you like a wall and then do nothing with it? Did you actually expect me to respond?

[aeronbracken]

since theres a Crow and Warden companion... a reference to Zevran and Nate please... give me a crumb.

[citrine-elephant]

i need the milfication and the dilfication of the resident evil squad

[roseband]

my embroidery machine got to my mom's place i'm sooooo excited

but i'm dumb bcuz i didn't realize how expensive digitizing software was lol so i need to see if i can use an older version of the brother ones

but i'm so excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[c6jpg]

5 CATS CAME HOME TO ME TODAY

[khaoscontrol]

Wait wait wait I have to ask: are you team "Undefeatable" or team "Find Your Flame"?

Ughhhh it’s a really really close call but probably Undefeatable. But I’ll say I’m insanely hyped at the idea of metal being more prominent in Sonic music.

[emilyandelissaswift]

My exes mom told me that I'm going down the same relationship with MY daughter that I had with my mother... passed tense because my mother is dead!!!! And then says we used to go out and drink together!..... meanwhile I have maybe one drink a month.... if that!

I told her that is a huge compliment because my mother and I had an amazing relationship...

[angelsonthesideline]

My co-workers bf makes and packs her lunch every day. He uses her banana to write the sweetest and most genuine love notes to her in each one 🥺