#and charlotte is so fucking pathetic meow meow i love her

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I'm watching Taskmaster backwards (GF got me to watch S14 live and I just ended up watching it reverse chronologically) and this is my tier list so far

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Let's fuckin goooooooo

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

Alex Chen, my beloved. I am making you hibiscus iced tea and a loaded sandwich.

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

Sorry to Vile Bisexual On Main, BUT, Ryan is So Shaped like a peggable man. Such a sweet and handsome boy with such a glaring character flaw. His father, Jed, also drove his JK Simmons face into my heart.

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

Gaaaaabe. I know so much of the story is about Him, but I still feel like he doesn't get enough love. He's such a dude, y'know? Like, he will lose his shit at shaped ice, and push rocks down hills and make you chug three monsters on your birthday.

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

My best friend instinctively hated Riley and it cracked me up because I like her and wish she was spent more time with the main crew.

Charlotte too, I understand the plot meant not getting to hang out with her as much, but mad respect for a stoner artist queen.

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

Literally Problematic and Literally a Meow Meow, Valkyrie.

Also, Diane? I guess. IDK, I'd smash that evil capitalist.

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

Steph and Gabe. I'd play foosball wrong, play D&D wrong, and continually say, "Based? Based on what?" just to annoy them. I want to be their obnoxious third friend so bad.

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

Duckie. Fuck that old man.

Also, Steph's ex, Izzie. I just know that she's told people that Steph "gaslit" her because she planned a surprise party.

[mihrsuri]

Crowned, Maria Regina

Note: I’m answering these as though I’m a member of the Tudor fandom in my Tudors OT3 AU universe because it’s fun. Crowned = this universes version of the Crown, which begins with the story of Asri (Queen Charlotte III), goes on to deal with the abdication of her oldest son  Surawirya (King Edward VI) after six months due to him attempting a restorationist coup of England and continues with the accession of his brother and then his brothers oldest daughter Shukria (Elizabeth I) the current queen. Mary Regina is a Terrible YA historical novel which does no one any favours. 

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): this book wants me to hate Thomas Cromwell and he’s my absolute favourite character the fucking end - what a good guy. Like I know the author wants me to think he’s evil but I…don’t understand. Opposites day. 

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): all the Boleyn-Tudor-Cromwell babies. I LOVE THEM. 

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave) Look obviously the Anne Boleyn of this story is a fucking travesty on so many levels but she’s HOT. And EVIL. And I am a lesbian (fun note I watched the movie version of this when I was in restoration hell and uh, it definitely awoke something) and also honestly I support her and whoever she wants to murder to get ahead. 

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week) Me at Mihrimah Sultan at all times. Also the actress carried the movie on her damn back. 

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): Henry VIII in this is just here to be pathetic and under a spell and then die of being poisoned which is not him at all but I still adore him because he loves Thomas and Anne which like, relatable I too would let Anne Boleyn obviously poison me. 

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): someone please give me a stick so I can make Robert Dudley suffer like the tragically bisexual disaster man that he is. 

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): Mary’s husband. FUCK THAT MAN and not in a fun way I would put him in a washer full of legos and I would laugh. I was also going to say Maria (aka “Mary”) but she’s more a paper projection for the white restorationist ladies trying to find an acceptable way to be horny which look, I get it, I support you finding your sexuality however you can just…there’s so much better out there. 

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): I love Queen Zarghona at all times and at all places. 

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): The triplets and Askala aka the sweetest half siblings to their much bigger brothers ever (like I appreciate that if they agree on nothing else Eddie and Thomas both adore them some such)

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): look I know everyone loves Shukria and they are not wrong but I just…Harald. HARALD. Bisexual Norwegian Prince supportive husband etc. 

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week) I just need to have Princess Askala be the perfect cinnamon roll little sister to Eddie and Thomas at all times okay

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave) Eddie is terrible. He’s a bastard entitled shit who hates himself but hates everybody else more, got spoiled by his paternal family because he looks white except obviously he isn’t, committed treason, was willing to have his entire family murdered as well as a whole lot of other people, wanted a dictatorship even after he realised what it meant and Felt Bad (also about the murder(s)) but also he’s a fucking fascinating tragedy bastard man study in what happens when you desperately try to fit in with a group who actually does not fucking like you really. I want to write ten million words about him. 

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason) I think that everyone should be able to throw fruit at Rupert Churchill as a public service to all involved. 

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): the Churchill Parents. Without a fucking doubt. 

[evergreen-spirit]

Fire emblem fandom

This is a series with ~700 characters. Which is to say: my time has come.

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

- The obvious one: our lord and savior Dimitri FE16. I have a ring for you right here sir. Please kiss me directly on the lips this instant

- Eirika FE8 (she hasn’t been my banner forever for nothing)

- Eliwood, Hector, and Lyn FE7

- I’ll put Roy here too despite never finishing FE6, he’s just been a fave of mine since I was like 8 and first played SSB Melee

- Lucina + Severa FE13 my beloved

- Felix FE16 *sweats*

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

- DELTHEA FE2/FE15 1000% she is my sweet little murder baby and I love her with all my heart

- NINO FE7 also sweet murder baby. Love her to death.

- Lilina FE6 murder baby #3

- Marianne FE16 my beloved

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

- Sothe FE9/FE10 <3

- Raven FE7 <

- Tana FE8 <3

- Caeda FE1/FE3 <3

- Elincia FE9/FE10 <3

- Owain / Odin FE13/FE14 <3

- Inigo / Laslow FE13/FE14 <3

- Soleil and Ophelia FE14 <3

- Rinkah FE14 <3

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

- I always loved Isadora FE7 for no other reason than pretty lady

- Mustafa FE13 is a cool character despite appearing for a total of one map midway through the game

- I simp for Flavia FE13

- I wouldn’t call her obscure given that FE16 is wildly popular but Kronya... Sexy... One-map appearance queen tbh. Genuinely wish she had a character arc. Sad times 

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

- I would never refer to Edelgard FE16 as a poor little meow meow but she gets relegated to problematic fave for being fascist

- I think Charlotte FE14 is unpopular because she’s “manipulative” and “deceitful” and “a bitch,” all of which are true, but consider this: I love her. She has a surprising amount of depth to her character for the tropes that she plays off of

- Okay I know every horny loser simps for Tharja FE13 bc big titty goth gf and everyone with a brain dislikes her for being hornybait and also a terrible fucking person (esp. to Robin and Noire) but unfortunately I am a horny loser so I love her

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason

- Raigh FE6

- Leonie FE16

- Hisame FE14. Straight to pickle plinko.

- Actually most of the cast of FE14 if I’m being honest

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

- Corrin FE14. eeby deeby superhell is Corrin tier.

[patron-saints]

Dark for the fandom ask game?

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

claudia tiedemann !! gaslight gatekeep girlboss AND manslaughter ?? love. blorbo at all ages but especially blorbo in the 80s

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

doris............i think ! her cheeks are so squishy and she’s SO sweet and she absolutely deserves better!!

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

katharina!!! she is SO good, such a wonderful mom, so fucking funny, and the only person who reacts normally to finding out about time travel. she is Correct. always.

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

i feel like dark doesn’t really have a lot of like... background characters? i think bernadette maybe, as far as characters who don’t get a ton of screen time but steal the attention anyway!

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

HANNAH ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! the poorest of meow meows, the most pathetic of bitches, everyone’s least favorite and my instant darling

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

ulrich, gotta be. he is such a dick and watching him suffer is so fun (up to a POINT!)

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

bernd doppler. you know why

there’s no place for her in this category but like honorable mention to charlotte. my car’s name is also charlotte but i’ve been using the german pronunciation for it now because of her!!!

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Fandom - Pride & Prejudice

Ooo love P&P so much! Gonna say upfront that this is based on the 2005 movie. I did read the book, but it's been like 8 years, so I don't remember it at all rip

My blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most) is Mr. Darcy, bcs...I'm just not immune to Mr. Darcy

My scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped) is Mr. Bingly, because...come on...show me a picture of him and a puppy and I could not tell you the difference

My scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave) is Charlotte. I just have a lot of emotions about her and how relieved she is to find and run her own home.

My glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week) is obviously Georgiana, like that moment she IMMEDIATELY clocks Mr. Darcy on his crush on Lizzy? The smile she shoots him? She deserves the world. Also I just need her and Lizzy being sisters and ragging on Mr. Darcy together

My poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave) is... honestly i don't necessarily like him, but I do feel like at least the film version is hated more than reasonable? But I think it would be Mr. Collins? Like holy fuck my man is completely incapable of dealing with social situations and just the general social rules the world around him lives by and he is overcompensating MASSIVELY, I kinda feel bad for him tbh.

My horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason) is probably Mr. Bennett, because his wife is clearly his horse plinko, so I think it's only fair he gets plinkoed himself.

My eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell) is Mr. Wickham for...y'know...everything really