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trashabilly · 7 months

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yall i spent a good hour tryna figure out how to crochet a chain stitch (i was following a tutorial) and let me just say.. what the fuck

#talkin #im a simple man... i just wanna make my fiance a hat #and crochet a penis plushie #if i can figure out how to do that i can die happy #or at least less miserable #i think my tension might be wrong and im either holding it way too tight or entirely not tight enough #bc i either cant get the hook thru or my chains are loose and sloppy #i may also need thicker yarn but most of the worsted weight we sell at work is wool and im allergic i need cotton or acrylic

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lightboundhellhound · 1 year

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i need to learn to knit so i can make a penis sweater but i also need to learn to crochet so i can make a penis plushie

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tigerstripedmoon · 5 years

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So, uh, I have a bunch of new followers.

HI THAR.

I hope you’re ready for 1) memes, 2) gay shit, and 3) sobbing over one (1) old gay disaster wizard, because that’s my brand, yo. Especially when said gay disaster is shacking up with an equally disastrous gay birdbrain.

[id: Qrow and Ozpin felt plushies standing on the edge of a computer monitor. They’re around a foot tall and have tiny button eyes and detailed hair. Qrow has his scruff and necklace, plus a cape burnt around the edges. Ozpin has his nerd glasses and cross on his scarf. Between them is a six-inch-tall rainbow crocheted penis with a white string coming out of the tip. end id.]

Welcome aboard.

#the plushies were gifts from the always amazing @baconflavoredcosplay #i think i got the rainbow dick from a vendor at sacanime #i didn't mean for the string to look like that but it's fitting #it is a dick after all #look i like dick jokes okay #dicks are hilarious #this is the kind of content you signed up for :D #<3

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