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difeisheng · 7 months

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Mysterious Lotus Casebook (2023) // Everything Everywhere All At Once (2022)

#screaming crying sobbing i've been wanting to combine waymond's speech with fdb forever but didn't get around to it #join me in crying over xiaobao again #mysterious lotus casebook #fanghua #fang duobing #li xiangyi #ashton's edits #gif #ashton originals #this was a learning curve and they're not even good gifs. truly gifmakers who do this for fun at professional quality #are the backbone of this fucking society

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canisalbus · 8 months

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you say machete has to be closeted then why's he always wearing them little heels

Maybe he thinks he's a tiny bit nicer looking in them.

#no in fact he's just a little ahead of the curve let me try to explain #again I'm not a historian I'm just sharing what I've read I might be misremembering stuff so don't quote me on this #high heels became extremely fashionable in the early 1600's probably just a few decades after Machete's time #and they were originally worn by men #because they were inspired by Persian riding boots #if your shoes had heels you'd have easier time keeping your feet in the stirrups (think of cowboy boots)#Europeans saw them thought they looked snazzy and they became wildly popular in noble circles fairly quickly #for some hundred years or so high heels were the epitome of class wealth power and status and they were essentially genderless #remember that concepts of masculinity and femininity are fluid and change over time #things that were seen as manly a few centuries ago may seem downright effeminate to a modern viewer #it's all matter of perspective neither is objectively more correct than the other #they started to separate into men's heels and women's heels around mid 1700's iirc but the changes weren't massive even then #and only truly went out of vogue when the French Revolution hit in 1789 #and people all across the continent were suddenly put off by everything that reminded them #of the frivolousness and extravagance of royalty and aristicracy #so in his canon timeline I don't think people are looking at him and going “hmmm that's pretty gay”#because heels hadn't become gendered yet #maybe he likes how they accentuate his already tiny paws and make his legs look even longer than they are #he's interested in fashion or at least likes to dress nicely in high quality garments #he tries very hard to look his best despite never really feeling comfortable in his skin #he was a real shrimp as a kid and even though he eventually grew up to be a beanpole he might still find the extra height appealing #no one's going to look down on him ever again #I admit the way I draw them is a lot more modern than the true historical style at the time but not outrageously so #artistic freedom and all that in the end I'm not aiming for 100% accuracy #modern au Machete has no excuses though he's just a little bit fruity #if the guy feels empowered by wearing little clip cloppers let him #answered #anonymous #Machete

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mechandra · 1 year

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crash course

#mechandra draws #actual factual me #cat #comic #cat comic #webcomic #this cat is so adhd he regularly whiffs the jump and goes flying into the sidelines #catproofing is gonna start to require putting water barrels around every tight curve

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waitineedaname · 1 year

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man. every time I think about dimple's arc from 100% rage to 100% trust, I just want to start biting things. going from the first person we see mob explode at, pushed to 100% rage because his (in)ability to express himself was being mocked, to a fight being diffused through 100% trust because mob knows he can trust dimple completely. this evil spirit that starts out only wanting to manipulate him, eventually coming to be someone mob can trust to keep him safe, even if it means sacrificing his life in the process. fuck.

#mp100 #i think about the divine tree arc way too often #the bit when mob walks straight into the finger spike and it curves around his head bc he knows dimple wouldnt hurt him for real #the gentleness with which he handles mob on the way out of the tree #the panel in the manga that's just mob's eyes where he says ''i can't take this. i don't recognize you.''#it is tattooed on the back of my eyelids #i love that panel SO MUCH #that arc does such a fantastic job of making me extremely pissed at dimple #and then reducing me to tears about him by the end of it

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lightningcrashes · 4 days

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i firmly believe benson's killing was motivated by his own suicidal end goal but that also makes me wonder how the day would've ended if randy hadn't called the cops. benson absolutely didn't know the answer to this either. but i think especially with his explosive anger and self disgust after his run-in with shepherd he still wouldn't have ended the day alive

#theres another part of me saying hed stay alive for randy but i also. dont even know if he would.#his death is a learning curve for randy in one way or another and he knows that #he has this love for randy but even thats not enough to keep him alive #the passenger #god benson is so uniquely tragic because hes just so. doomed.#like theres no turning around for him. he's going in a curved line with no turning back.#like i dont think in any universe he could live to see his late 40s. hes being eaten alive constantly by himself and his own trauma

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palms-upturned · 6 months

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Like three of my coworkers in the past month have tested positive for covid, every day I see new ppl on my dash mentioning that they’ve caught covid, every day I see and hear from ppl who have come down w something that looks like covid but the test came back negative but also they can only afford to test once bc tests aren’t free anymore and the more accurate tests are also more expensive so there’s no way to know if it was a false negative, and yet nobody masks anymore. hell world hell world

#meg talks #like i feel like im losing my mind. i will admit that ive probably gotten too bold abt going out in public #but at least i never go out without wearing a clean n95 #and then i immediately look around and see no one else is wearing one and im like well fuck me i guess.#i refuse to get on an airplane or have anyone come visit me via plane bc fucking every time someone ik gets on a plane #they come back with covid #and i just keep thinking back to the start of the pandemic and the efforts to flatten the curve #and how if we’d just fucking. done it. if the lockdown wasn’t lifted so fast. we could have killed covid #instead we’re going on four years of this. and ppl just act like life is normal again #well it’s not normal for me. catching covid could ruin my body and cost me my job and then what #but nobody cares bc most precautions protect other ppl around us more than they protect ourselves #and nobody gives a shit abt the disabled #nor do they want to think abt the fact that they are one covid infection away from being disabled themselves

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maxescheibechlinichacheli · 1 month

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#city of stars the series #city of stars #fueang x krom #thai bl #bl drama #bl series #maxine gifs #don't interrupt them please 😭#am trying new stuff #finally understand how the curves layer functions #yay me #I really like to gif a show that has finshed #there is no rush to deliver and I can play around with stuff #and if even one additional person goes to watch this underrated gem of a show my work is done

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coquelicoq · 6 months

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i am such a clown. decided to make stickers for my siblings even though i have ZERO design skills or knowledge of any programs that allow you to rotate text except for powerpoint. so i made them in powerpoint. (this took, mmmm, maybe 6-8 hours btw.) then had to find a website that would print and mail these stickers to me. no i don't want 50 stickers. i want one circle sticker and one rectangle sticker. oh that's not an option anybody wants to give me? okay then i guess i will buy 16 circle stickers (the least offered) and 50 rectangle stickers (the least offered. why not 16 also? a mystery). one of the designs is for my sibling's band, so if they like it theoretically they could use the stickers as merch or something lol. but i'm not holding my breath, on account of the aforementioned lack of design skills. i get away with a lot among my family because they're all so willing to react to my questionable creations with aww look, she Tried! but that probably doesn't work for strangers who are fans of my sibling's band. so i guess they will just have 49 extra stickers that they can idk stick to streetlight poles or something. not my problem.

#i originally designed them on graph paper. with like a compass and everything #i learned something new today!! apparently you can curve a text box around a circle!!!!!! that saved me some time #this all came about because my sister was telling me how sad she was that she lost her water bottle because it had a sticker on it #that she had gotten from her travels. and i was like awesome i'll just make her a new one #girl what! you don't know how to do that!!! CLOWNNNNNN #also i don't actually know what the original sticker looked like lol which is probably for the best so i can't 1) plagiarize #or 2) compare my shoddy workmanship to that of an actual professional #i thought about commissioning an actual graphic designer to do this but i quickly got overwhelmed with logistics #and it's so close to christmas i didn't really want to deal with the timeline issue #i really should have done this three months ago but of course i procrastinated #anyway. the website kept being like are you SURE you positioned that image correctly?#and i was like nope! but i don't know what else to do so let's just try it and see what happens :)#it looked fine in the preview. living on the edge over here. the extreme sport of sticker designing

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puppyeared · 9 months

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everything is made of shapes. theyre molecules to me

#i have an assignment due in3 hours #that post about brutalism architecture got me thinking about my fascination with cubes again #if i could do anything in life it would be to see how many things i can make cube shaped. bedframes laundry hampers #btw search up david umemoto sculpture and blockitecture. youll see what i mean #the blockitecture sets are the kind of thing i want lying around.. like i just want a whole pocket in my backpack with them and #fiddle with em in class or on the bus #and squiggly shapes!! round curves and smooth arcs.. i want to make things with those #maybe this is the kind of direction i want to take in my art.. have i been neglecting my love of shapes?#cuz i found my old protoworld art and i was like dang.. maybe i should revisit that #yapping #im so tired

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itspileofgoodthings · 5 months

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is everything terrible or is it just the damp of the first spring rain

#no but really. I adore this moment so much #because it’s eowyn’s whole problem and the problem of her circumstances in microcosm #she is alone and cold. the city has fallen silent. there’s no one there. there’s no one to balance out her view #there’s no one to stand next to her and see things for what they are #yes—painful dark difficult #but also. sometimes just in process #sometimes just hidden in shadow #sometimes just the curve of the valley #sometimes just the damp of the first spring rain!!!!!!!!!!!#you can’t see that truth on your own and if you try to be positive you tip into delusion #you can’t achieve balance on your own. and so just.#him stepping up to stand next to her. his hand going into hers. saying I do not believe this darkness will endure #it just rights the ship of her soul in a way that hasn’t happened yet #because no one has ever stood beside her #or maybe it’s a part of the righting of her soul—Theoden and Eomer both have their moments where they draw near her and around her #in a way they didn’t (couldn’t? didn’t?) before #but then he’s just the last piece. someone from outside. someone who sees her with such clear eyes. who loves her with such a hopeful heart #and all of her angst just washes away #sorry I’m just having a breakdown over here #Eowyn’s story kills me. I think about it all the time. I think about her isolation and her innocence and her bravery and her vulnerability #and her unsteadiness and her desire for glory and how pure and bright and vivid like flame she is and Faramir just being there to catch her #and let her be who she actually is. I JUST———#lotr liveblogging

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dilutedconfusion · 3 months

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Soooo…I made some selfship art. Like that may not be what ya’ll cuties signed up for when you followed me but I drew Kid a couple days ago and COULDN”T RESIST THE URGE. Judge me and I’m squirting you in the face with a water gun 🔫 Oh and more than ever proshippers THIS AIN’T FOR YOU. Let me be silly and have fun without being bundled in with some weirdos.

#this is low key my first time drawing myself as a cartoon #I’ve drawn myself realistically a handful of times so the learning curve between that and this WAS HARD #like I thought it would be easier because its more simple but getting a cartoon to look ENOUGH like you #but wanting to implement all your minuscule details but not being able to is ROUGH #anyways I used MULTIPLE images of myself to get it right and she does look like me #me if I had a perfect hair day and had big ole anime eyes or whatever #I think I succeeded in keeping me and kid in the same style??#oh and I made myself WAY more naked then I dress on average #gotta keep that one piece walking around half naked style intact #self ship #eustass kid #brb just going crazy

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kiwiplaetzchen · 3 months

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A-and how does one protect their k-knob?

My dear Anon,

to safeguard your knob, treat it like royalty! Crown it with a trusty helmet, armour it with layers, and no, not layers of love. Remember, a protected knob is a happy knob, and a happy knob makes for a delightful day!

Wrap it up: No, not with a bow, silly! Use a trusty rubber knob (or knob-dom, if you will) to shield it from unwanted, pathetic grabdaddlers (don't confuse it with grabdaddies, honey). Safety first, right?

Dress to Impress: Give your knob a snazzy makeover! Make your knob feel cosy. Think of it as haute couture for your knob – chic AND practical!

And voilà! Your knob is now cosy and secure, ready for any adventure. 😌

#🥝🍪#ask #PROTECT YOUR KNOBS #slap a tiny helmet on it #give that little soldier some armour #maybe use a few layers of lotion first #we swaddle our knobs with care #we don't do pathetic jobs for our knobs around here #there are treacherous knob gobblin' hobgoblins out there #our knobs are delicate #and sensitive #our knobs are left vulnerable #and exposed to the world the whole time!#without our help #our knobs could get touched by Joshua at any time #and we don't want that #NO MORE JOSHUA #only Bobby #we are a knobulous bunch #if anyone asks why you're doing it #just give them a stare #and twist your knob #turn your knob #tug it and push it #give it a good squeeze #do what Bobby taught you #your knob deserves it #all this talk about twisting knobs made me think of one special knob #makes me miss gliding my fingers over its smooth curves and reassuring click when turned #its the sleek and slender handle that fits perfectly in your hand

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year

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not really an ask but MY SIBLING DREW YOUR FAIRY FANART!!!!!!!!!

we both love her

AAAA IT’S FAIRY!!!!!

#mdzs #equineswap au #fanart #fairy #oh my GOD your sibling absolutely nailed the design and took it to a whole new level of princess-cute-core #Please give them a big thank you from me!#I'm especially in love with the shoes. Love the idea of the curved shoes for the Jin Ling and Fairy design. Cannot draw them (yet)#Fairy is the type of girl who walks into starbucks and looks like shes gonna get the pink drink or a very complex order #but she's just there for a puppuccino for her little dog that she delicately carries around everywhere #She loves that little spoiled dog so much <3 Jin Ling is the most pampered creature in this entire AU #They don't have puppuccinos in AU canon but she is definitely only feeding him premium meats.#Oh if horses talk do dogs also talk? I cannot recall if dogs also talk in the MLP Canon...#Ok back from the wiki with some horrific knowledge about the animal sentience situation in Equestria #Dog Lore wise; There is *one* dog in the whole series and its applejack's boarder collie Winona. Spike in EQ girls doesnt count.#Jin Ling cannot talk but he thinks his thoughts very loudly

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urmomsfavelesbian · 2 months

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*checks notes* step on me

#😭#broken shaky sobbing #she is SO FUCKIGN HOT #kill me kill me kill me kill me #daya betty #daya mf betty #wipes sweat from brow #it’s about the Thighs and it is also about the Curve of her Hips thank u for listening #it’s also about the two rips in the fishnet and the lacy band around her thigh !!!!!!’#her skirt is so fuckign short (sobbing)

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toxooz · 1 year

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ok this might be a strange question but does ollie have ears or does he just have the horns?

he does indeed still have lil pointy ears 😂

they just got covered up by his horns + luscious skater locks so theyre Extra Hidden unfortunately 😭 idk how it would affect his hearing necessarily like how sound and air would channel through his horns or if they even hinder his hearing a little

#r we on the same brainwaves or somethin cause i was just thinkin abt his lil ears while my half dead ass gettin ready 4 work this morning #and how sad it is that i cant draw them expressing :''(#so just kno under all that greek god hair is ^ ^ fwippin around Listening to his sqauds life problems lmfao #im sure once vinny noticed his ears they became victims of rough housing biting #kari rubbin them with her thumb and index fingers when they cuddle oooUUGHH :''''((((((((#but science hypothesis time maybe the horns help with sound bouncing off of them from behind him so he can hear whats going on behind him #or honestly maybe his horns have subtle curves in them that are too intricate for me to give a shit abt drawing that channel sound around #his face lmfao idk #ollie

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missjoolee · 8 months

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Sunsweat Curve (4/4) - Rhythm Guitar

Bobby Shaw

#lol and bobby makes 4 #sunsweat curve #wasn't sure if i would include him #but he was part of the original band #so here we are #thanks for sticking around for this crack gifset #bobby shaw #bobby jatp #how do people tag for him?#it's kinda foreign to me #jatp #julie and the phantoms #sunset curve #i made a thing!#joolee's crack-like thoughts #joolee makes gifs now i guess

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