#and enthusiastically explained how it emulates an artifact from late 20th century earth
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Star Trek’s whole Pon’thaar thing or however you spell it is wild to me because it implies that Vulcans don’t know about masturbation
#op#sorry I just had this absolutely terrible mental image that I’m obsessed with#of how tuvok would have been fine if the doctor just replicated him a fleshlight emulating some Vulcussy#and enthusiastically explained how it emulates an artifact from late 20th century earth#and I maintain that it’s not necessary for them to conceive because if it’s every seven years and they live fairly long#wouldn’t most Vulcans have like 15 or so siblings?
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