#and everyone is like💀wtf that didn't work. but someone is like 'at least it was funny' which brings up morale

[levmada]

PLEASE what areyou reading??

reading????? maybe you're talking about the aot create your own adventure book?? it sooooooooo much fun. it covers the trost arc and it's super cheap on amazon :D theres also a second one ive ordered hhhhh

[allisonlol]

chuuya dazai and fyodor when reader tries to remove the hickies they gave reader the next day OHKYIGOAHSS

a/n: hiii everyone i have crawled out of my void to offer you this post !! ty to the anon who came up with this wonderful idea. i've missed posting omg and we somehow are so close to 3k despite my inactivity??? slay. shall open reqs again once we get there mwehehe

warnings: slight nsfw

(Chuuya, Dazai, Fyodor) When You Try to Remove Hickeys

Chuuya

he's gonna be the most chill about this tbh

it's your body and if you don't want ppl seeing that on you then that's ur choice!!

however

hiding them is one thing, but that doesn't mean he wants to see you removing them

so yknow that hack where you take a whisk and like,,,twist it over the mark to get rid of it?

yeah so you tried that...and it was actually working until chuuya barged into the room and demanded to know what you were doing

bro is not happy to see the hickies he'd proudly left on you last night being somehow removed by a WHISK

grabs that mf thing and throws it across the room

chuuya's not angry at you, more so frustrated and insecure?? cuz like why would u wanna get rid of them

he's lowkey gonna start pouting tbh. won't say anything else but will glare & give u silent treatment

won't stop until you admit the only reason u removed them is because it was too visible with your work uniform and u didn't want everyone staring smh

insist that he should give you more in areas that people won't see and there's no guarantee y'all won't be late to work <3

Dazai

oh lord

so dazai really loves to mark you up

and last night was no different. your neck was black and blue with hickies

deadass to the point where you nearly had a heart attack when you saw it in the morning

"how am i gonna go to work like this?!" you practically sob to him while he LAUGHS

his only advice is "then don't go" as if both of y'all don't need to have ur asses at the agency in 20 minutes

you check ur phone for the time and when u see this you panic and sprint to your shared bedroom

you try everything you can think of to cover them

first you hastily layer concealer on your neck, to no avail as the marks were too dark

then digging through ur closet for clothes with a high enough neckline to hide it, to which you found none

whole time dazai is leaning against the doorframe, watching ur meltdown with an amused expression

he approaches and helps u up from the floor where u had collapsed with all the clothes strewn around you ☹️

"allow me to pick out something for you to wear" ….oh god

u guys are beyond late at this point so you sigh and accept defeat, to which dazai picks a shirt that of course displays all the marks on your neck

you got lots of stares that day to say the least

Fyodor

surprisingly fyodor doesn't usually leave too many marks on you to begin with

he's got that old fashioned take where it's like "other people don't need to see that and be in our business" if u know what i mean

however, he is also a very possessive man

^so when he gets worked up and does leave hickeys on you, the last thing he wants to see is you trying to hide or remove them

which is exactly what he walked in on u doing today

you were trying the good old "rub an ice cube on it" hack before u had to work

now this mf thinks you have some hidden agenda as to why you wanted them gone

"are you seeing someone else" 💀💀

PLS u didn't realize he had been watching from the doorway and this scares u so bad u drop the ice cube down ur shirt

u start frantically trying to get it out of ur shirt while yelling at him like "i have to work, wtf are u talking about???"

u immediately stop tho when he storms up to u and grabs your face to make you look at him

his face is so cold and unreadable omg it's scary

his eyes shift to the marks on your neck as he traces over them with his fingers

"leave these alone" he says lowly, then adjusts the collar of your shirt so they are partially covered

neither of u will say anything more about it after that, but fyodor sends sigma to secretly follow u to work to make sure that's where ur really going 😓

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okay and now they're all yelling at me bc a stupid tree broke a window right when the tape got good 😑

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should I check it out

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[theladybrownstarot]

To All Tarot Readers and Those who ask for readings even:

Namaste 🙏🏼😃 hope all you are doing well !

Can I have your attention for some time to shed some light of clarity over you all please ?

Thanks ! Okay let's begin 💅 I have been receiving lot many messages from people regarding readings and I have Been observing in others too -

😄 when readings are coming?

💀 Where wtf are you ?

🤨🤬What are these rules for a small game/event ?

🥱😵🤐 why small readings not big ?

And Majorly all u point with the question indirectly that - What is your worth for giving these readings with rules and things ? 🙃

Stop this nonsense! pls.

No one forced you to participate in any Game Or event and you are most welcome to leave it in between if you expect all the reading to come at you instantly after 2 -3 days .

For us it's a load off !

Now , regarding rules from my side . Let me be clear 🤔😮‍💨 in my EVENTS not games . For me tarot is a tool of divination not a tool for entertainment where am I gonna say it's a game though yes readings maybe accurate least not accurate rest is your life and decision but I have this thing to help people .

I stated rules clearly in pointers. Masterlist's link is provided and all the pacs are there . What else did I ask for ? Any exchange or mood boards smth ? I didn't . In previous event the yog - chakra I personally D.M. everyone the readings few of them were sensible enough to appreciate my work thru feedback what about rest?

Readers like me are enough to give you the readings and you are enough to criticise the efforts of someone's else .

Let me ask 📢 ! How many rules are there that you can't figure ? In my event I said initials only did I ask Zodiacs age or any other thing ? Its take min to complete everything !

It's Not a marathon in my event or others that you have to instantly do everything. We give proper days . If you couldn't then it's okay better luck next time . Many readers are there Offering free events/games .

You cannot cristisce someone's rules Or regulation . You are not us.

We are not going to take Criticism of your own decisions. It YOU not us .

Its up to us how we feel to conduct and it's upto you if you want to participate or not .

Over my experience as a newly reader I have answered everyone equally never left anyone. Even used to be late I still used to answer.

Even you feel that tarot games/events are light ask readers how much energy and time it takes.

Everyone have their own ways to grow . Idk about a lot of readers but I won't tolerate nonsense from my side. I ALWAYS KEEP IT EQUAL .

I have been reminding and correcting all those who trying to be smart and who forgot to abide by the rules . Now I won't remind anyone 2nd time .

Readers do not entertain those who can't appreciate you efforts ..

Plus as a reader if you know you are not keeping it equal then you need to and you did then let it be ..

Free readings and paid are different.