#and google forms is kinda shitty instrument

[nwarrior777]

I AM MAKING A GAME IN POWER POINT HAHA LOL #JOKE... UNLESS?

Unless It's not!!! I've made 2 chapters out of 5 in early version! It is actually already playable, just has rough visual and unchecked (grammar) text!

BUT! I need feedback

The Power Point choice was actually The Choice, because idea behind the game is "it must be accessible for as much people as possible". But i am kinda confused because my friends feedback giving me thoughts, that maybe it's not so accessible choice as i thought

So! A couple of Feedback Posts! Second one (first is right below in my blog, it was about disability aspect):

People, do you even have access to Power Point at all??? Or something like this?

(tumblr's polls are week most long, sorry, can't make it last longer, so, if you find out this post and it's closed, but you have things to say, you welcomed in notes)

[al-mayriti]

17 questions!

i was tagged by the boniquísima @nometoquesel tysm

nickname: My closest friends call me Vivi, I’ve noticed @eskamtrash has started calling me Vicky and honestly I love it (I really love nicknames as you can see haha), my cousin used to call me Vic but it was some long time ago. My father also calls me “Chipi” and “Churro”, and my father’s best friend “Victorcete” and “Victorcito”, but he’s the only one that’s allowed to call me that.

zodiac sign: Leo

height: 1′62 m or 5′3 feet

house: Hufflepuff

last thing i googled: “is game dev tycoon” free?” (for @alicechesire)

song stuck in my head: Okay this is really specific but it’s Juan Camus singing “Tu Verdad” in OT 2001 (”desde el norte hasta el suuur” HELP)

follower count: 845 (still don’t know how i have so many with my shitty content lol)

amount of sleep: 6 but they feel like 1 at most

lucky number: 5

dream job: Historian and writer would be cool. Historian as in Researcher, not like a Professor. Also it would be cool to be a Tour Guide in a Museum or in an Archaeological Site.

wearing: Top of my Mario Kart pijamas, white with black sleeves and the characters of the game in pixel form in the front; and the bottom of another pijamas of the University of Michigan, they are gray. Also blue blastoise socks, and my Harry Potter black slippers. It’s a lot, yeah.

favorite author: Patrick Rothfuss and Federico García Lorca

favorite instrument: Violin

aesthetic: i honestly don’t know I would say maybe wannabe emo / rocker / nerd / weeb???? lots of black, lots of hoodies, lots of band t-shirts and hoodies, some with videogame stuff, and idk, i tend to tuck my t-shirts in my jeans (i only wear jeans and like, pj pants) so i don’t know what kinda vibe is that (also it doesn’t help that i pick my clothes with a random generator lol)

favorite song: All I Wanted - Paramore

favorite animal noise: Cats meowing are the cutest thing in the world

random: Last night I found out I have a medical condition only shared by 0,14% of the world’s population, more insecurities and sense of not belonging anywhere, yayyy

I tag @eskamtrash @alicechesire @naguaraquerandom @sarcasmisalifechoice @lesbeanfatou

[early-sxnsets]

tag game(s)

anï (i’m too exhausted to do three separate posts but i was tagged in three tag games over the past few days and i’d forgotten to do the last few games i was tagged in and i feel super guilty so here they are in one go)

i don’t know who to tag to do these rn because my brain is dead i am emotionally exhausted and i’m writing a fic that’s about halfway done so i’m gonna say tag anyone who wants to be tagged for any of these. i’m so sorry that i’m dead, i will be back alive again after may 10th, which is my AP exam day

six questions challenge

tagged by @simon--speaks

rules: answer the questions, then tag 9 people you want to get to know better!

Q1: Relationship status?

single bby

Q2: Favorite color?

maroon !

Q3: Top 3 ships?

snowbaz (wow) and uh. wow. idk who else. i wanna say my own ocs matchstick and summer (is that allowed? i’m making it allowed)

Q4: Lipstick or chapstick?

whenever i get to this question in any ask i freeze up because i use a tinted chapstick so i don’t look dead but like. it can also be seen as a lipstick because it has pigment. but. chapstick.

Q5: Last song I listened to?

Run by Hozier

Q6: Last movie I watched?

uhhh i watched like. 5 minutes of the emperor’s new groove a few days ago, and watched a documentary about obscure houses like 10 minutes before that. so. i’m gonna say the house documentary.

21 questions

i was tagged by @simon--speaks, @angelsfalling16, @wo2ash, @alixanderthequeer, @sharkmartini and @bazypitchandsimonsnow

rules: answer 21 questions then tag 21 people

nickname: anï, munchkin, menina, and my hebrew name is elisheva

height: the doctor says i’m 5′3.5″, but they can’t put fractions on IDs so according to the state i’m 5′4″ and i cling to that

last movie i saw: see above (so like. funky houses)

last thing i googled: (next town over) movie tavern. i’m not saying where it is exactly bc hah i don’t wanna be stalked but. i was looking at movie times because they have $5 movies every tuesday

favorite musician: frank iero. love that funky rat man and his funky music too (i’m gonna see him for the second time next month because i made the executive adult decision to say fuck it to my seizures and go see him anyway)

song stuck in my head: i don’t have one rn but usually it’s a song by the killers (when you were young is a usual one)

other blogs: none, actually! i didn’t delete my old tumblr purely bc i’m a nostalgic dumbass, but it’s a completely different login and it’s inactive so i don’t count it.

followers: 1,666 (originally i wasn’t gonna share the number but it hit this last night and i was like heh. nice)

following: 231

amount of sleep: 8ish hours! (spring break bby)

lucky numbers: 7, multiples of 3 (only in cases of knocking), and multiples of 2 (only in cases like volume)

dream job: writing and illustrating books! i have a variety of dream jobs within art, and even within the subcategory of books, but my top dream job is creating inclusive/diverse children’s books that represent a variety different ethnicities/races, religions, abilities, and identities so that children can see themselves represented in media

what i’m wearing: a black turtleneck, a bra, and marvel boxers. that’s it.

favorite food: soup in general. i make a kick ass matzo ball soup

language: english, conversational portuguese, i know a small small bit of japanese (i should know more given i was raised being taught it but i always struggled with it), and i know some spanish. i also plan on teaching myself ASL.

can i play an instrument: yes! i’ve been playing violin since i was 2. i wanna play guitar and i know some chords but i have small hands so it’s hard to find one that’s the right size that isn’t a shitty children’s guitar, and i sing! i’m an alto

favorite song: hnnghg please don’t make me pick................ i’d have to say choke on one another by death spells

random fact: so like. if you didn’t know already, i’m an LGBTQ+ youth activist on a national scale. i disappear on occasion because i’m doing something or another, and sometimes i post about it on my blog (speaking of i have exciting news that i heard, but at the same time, i’m pretty much booked every weekend from middle of next month until middle of july), but........ i hate networking. i loathe it. if i never had to network again, i’d be thrilled. networking is my absolute least favorite thing because i struggle at everyday conversation, much less networking with people at least 10-20 years my senior. sure it’s usually free publicity and i get great connections, but god. at what cost? and like.... it’s always after a really emotionally taxing event, so i’m already drained and then wow here’s a room full of adults who want my 18 year old input. please. just let me steal a cupcake then leave.

describe yourself in aesthetic things: dye stained fingernails and necks. cranked open windows during a spring shower. dried tears and breaking laughs. coffee stains and milky tea splashes. trembling fingers, writing instead of speaking because you’re too afraid, and finally breaking free--running through the rain. scabbing blood, fresh piercings. knowing you’re loved and not saying it because it doesn’t need to be spoken. the smell of a new canvas, paint splattered jeans, and art school sweaters. black skirts with docs, then fairy lights and soft blankets hidden behind sharp profanities and harsh disgust. the unexpected. the unknown. the ever-changing, unstoppable force of the shifting tides. 

carry on questions

tagged by @goodbyedandelion, @isthisisagoodkiss @wo2ash, 

1- favorite type of scone? 

cranberry orange! one of the farms a county over has a market and they sell them there and they’re to die for (altho, i found a sour cherry scone recipe that i’ve perfected and my family loves them so they’re a close second now)

2- london or la?

i’ve never been to london, but i’m gonna have to go with london. i went to la last october to present in an awards show for my organization and i lowkey was underwhelmed. i’m very much a gloom and rain kinda person, and it was too dry and sunny there. although, i did think the huge succulents were sick as fuck. but yeah definitely london. i’m planning to spend a semester abroad there in a few years for an illustration program

3- kissing in a forest or holding hands under the stars?

i’m afraid of forests because we have a lot of wildlife and i don’t want to get mauled by a bear don’t mind me holding hands under the stars :)

4- jeans or suit?

suit suit suIT SUIT suit. i love wearing suits. my chest doesn’t cooperate and my hips always hate them but god i do love suits.

5- loose hair or pulled back hair?

mine looks better loose, and my sides/back are shaved but the top reaches my ears, so it gets annoying sometimes and i pull it up to keep it out of my face

6- vampires or dragons?

i wanna say both. i used to say “yknow a dragon but in human form would be hot” then i got called dragon fucker for like two years so out of pure spite i’m going with vampires.

7- what saying do you wish could be a spell?

(this one’s a very specific reference so hear me out) “i’ve got to go pee on her”  used to disorient and confuse the speech of the person casted upon. it’s one of my favorite quotes from scott pilgrim vs. the world (my favorite movie ngl) when scott’s brain can’t figure out two different sentences and he just says that. it’s so good and just fuckin weird that i love it.

8- which carry on character would you go on a coffee date with if you could?

depends tbh! if we’re talking date date, then penny because i would wife penny in 0.5 seconds, but if we’re talking friends getting coffee then 10000000% baz because i’d talk activism and identities with him

9- favorite carry on quote?

“he told me we would be stars” (i don’t have my book on me so i could be getting the line wrong), but it hit so hard for me. like it’s clear how davy manipulated lucy so much that she fell into it and couldn’t crawl out. it’s such a powerful message of control from those who are charismatic enough to hold it, and how sometimes we aren’t weak enough to let go.

10- how excited are you for wayward son?

lemme paint this picture: i started hyperventilating in the hallway when i found out, and then cried an hour or two later when my friend texted me that he preordered me a signed copy. like. i’ve been pre-planning how to get home from college to come and pick it up (okok the 24th is also my dad’s birthday so i’m. um. “coming home to visit him”, of course) because i’m just SO EXCITED to read them again in a canon way :’)

[slickmcwolf]

Tagged by: @jordanzconnors !!

Rules: answer 30 questions and tag 10 some blogs you’d like to know better.

Nicknames: boss/bossu

Gender: a pack of wild dogs mauling you to death

Zodiac: scorpio

Height: 5′7 on a good day

Age: early 20s

Time: 10:36am

Fav bands/artists: ludo, nicole dollanganger, teen suicide, elvis depressedly, dandelion hands, basically anything shitty and lo-fi 

Song stuck in my head: Tammy Faye by Nicole Dollanganger

Last movie I saw: deadpool 2

Last show i wachted: riverdale/?? do rpg horror maker game playthroughs count

Last thing I googled: monster prom

Other blogs: SEVERAL mostly i help Miles run an aesthetic blog @camcorderjournalist and les’ blog @sweetestnecrophiliac

Do I get asks: like once and it was amazing

Why I chose my username: because this is an actual picture of me

Following: riverdale and riverdale alone day

Average amount of sleep: 2 hours at a shot, 20 overall because i’m a fucking small animal that requires constant sleep, 6 hours of continuous gentle attention and the exact right temperature in my habitat or else i get depressed stop eating and die

Lucky number: 2 (52 being my favorite)

What I’m wearing: boxers and a christmas pajama shirt

Dream job: mortuary cosmetologist or wildife rehab vet

Dream trip: uhhhhh fuck dude idk new fuckin zealand? boutta get lost in the hobbit hole

Favorite food: dick

Play an instrument: i can play like 2 lines of yankee doodle on the guitar so you know form a line am i right ladies,

Nationality: american

Favorite songs: You’re So Cool, Love Me Dead, haunt (x3), Genetic, Fuck Machine

I Tag: @sweet-fogarty @mamaserpent @theheavycrown @sweetsfuckingpea @stonerserpent @imcgining @fredsythe  sorry if ya done it, i just kinda picked ppl i follow and like lmaooo

[ddumplingsmusic]

Morning Light - Mark Ford (xxx)

a 3 minute marimba solo composed by marimbist Mark Ford; a soft and delicate piece that conveys the warmth of the sun shining through the windows of early dawn.

words: 346

Such a gentle piece that features the wonderful range and warm timbre of a 5 octave marimba. it’s only a 3 minute piece but it invigorates me with such a warm feeling, comforting me through the world’s turmoils and reminds me that even then, there is still peace and beauty to be found in the passing moments if you stop to take it in, like seeing a flower in full bloom on a walk home from a shitty day

The constant changing of key signatures teeters between a nurturing vibe to almost a melancholic one, almost as if it wants to incorporate the melancholic feeling that accompanies that fleeting moment of peace in your life

But regardless of the sadness that infiltrates the piece, it ends in the original key, kinda to symbolize that even though the peaceful times are fleeting, the tumultuous times are, too, fleeting

A good piece to remind me that there are still simple pleasures in life despite the world around you feeling like nothing good or wonderful can ever come out of it

It gives me like “waking up to the sun shining warmly on your face next to your S/O early in the morning when the world is still asleep. You take in their still sleeping form, peaceful and carefree, and you think to yourself that instances like these are moments that you wish to engrave into your heart forever. The love you feel for your S/O is passionate and powerful, yes, but also gentle and nurturing. You wish to protect moments like these with them, you wish to protect everything that rewards you with their smile because it reminds you that there is still something to wake up to every day. You go through your obstacles in life and there are days when you want to give in to the pessimism of the world but these quiet, tender, fleeting seconds of tranquility make everything just a little bit better” kinda vibes

My first rambling post! Excited to talk about this piece because it holds a lot of warmth in my heart but nervous bc idk if my words can accurately convey my feelings towards the piece. 

i’ve always loved the timbre of the marimba, very warm and mellow, and this piece really highlights the gentle, lullaby-esque nature of this wonderfully large instrument. i first listened to this piece back when i was in high school and it still floods my mind with the softness and comfort that i felt the first time i heard it

(pulled from Google Docs; 11/7/2020)

[dirtycoolcatconfessions]

COOL CAT DVD PACKAGE FULL ANALYSIS

  As some of you may know, as a birthday present I have finally received the Cool Cat movie from a friend of mine. Seeing as I am the self-proclaimed front-runner of the ironic Cool Cat fandom, I feel it is my duty to provide you all with my full analysis of all that comes with this monstrosity, so strap in fellas, this is gonna be a long one.

  Here's an image of the full package:

  Alright, let's start off with the "Thank you for your purchase" type paper.

  Right off the bat, let me say that every paper (bar the "poster", though that one is still preeeetty bad, though I'll analyze that when we get to it) is literally just standard-fare 8.5x11 printer paper. Now, let's start from the top. It says "Cool Cat Productions" as opposed to Derek Savage Productions, what he listed in the movie from what I can remember, so that's pretty strange. To the sides you can see two horrendous pictures of the cartoon form of Cool Cat, which both look like they were drawn in different art styles, with the one on the right for some reason reminding me of some kind of old 2D Chuck E. Cheese drawing, and the other on the right appears to be crying out in pain with weirdly-detailed clothes, a curly pig-like tail, and looking like a failed attempt at perspective. After that it lists the website, (nothing new here) and the email, which uses Yahoo, which I find fairly unsurprising.

  Another thing I love which shows just how much love and care (sorry, "love" and "care") Derek puts into his products is the fact that it doesn't even specify what you ordered, (in addition, the fact that it lists "bookS", since Derek doesn't even have the Cool Cat books for sale, and the Cool Cat Stops Bullying book comes with every purchase of the DVD, and soundtrack, of which they don't sell at all, though I believe Derek stated something about wanting to sell it in the future) which really lets you know that Cool Cat Loves You in particular and cares who You are as a person. (The capitalization is really weird throughout the paper, especially when listing the various products you could have bought, really lending to the "Copy-paste" feel of the whole thing, and the Cool Cat Loves You part somehow evokes a ™ without one even being there.) Further down it asks you to print out free "Cool Cat Loves You" posters (instead of just saying Cool Cat posters, for whatever reason) which is strange for a vast number of reasons. First of all, the poster section of the website is NO LONGER ON THE WEBSITE, and second of all, using the Wayback Machine to go back to an instance when there was shows that the 11x17 "poster" is identical to the poster received in the movie package, which makes you wonder why you would want a second one. 

  (One fun thing to note about this image is the fact that promises that Cool Cat greeting and birthday cards are "Coming Soon!" which I feel really shows you just how much commitment Derek has towards his projects.)

  Back to the original paper, we reach the bottom third of the page, we have Derek begging you to tell everyone you know about Cool Cat so that they know it's time to cut off all ties with you, followed by a call to follow the official twitter @CoolCatLovesYou, officially confirming that that twitter is indeed the real one, fucking weird and not-so as it may seem. Then there are a number of images of potential merchandise you can buy, mainly consisting of the horrendously drawn books that Derek isn't even selling because he's "still looking for a publisher." (Yeah, he couldn't get anyone to publish his books, what a fucking surprise, right? In addition, upon incredibly close inspection of these low-res images, I found that they don't even list the "Illustrated by" that's shown on the Cool Cat Stops Bullying book that came with the movie, since Derek wasn't actually the one who drew this shit. And it's not because it was only on the Cool Cat Stops Bullying book, since among the books on here IS that exact book, sans the "Illustrated by" like all others on the page. I just found that interesting.) Finally, reaching the very bottom of the FIRST ARTICLE OF LIKE 6 (told you it was gonna be a long one) we have a reminder to visit Cool Cat online for Game"s" (There's only one game on the Cool Cat page, "Cool Cat's Fun MatchGame") "Cartoons" (Neither of the two cartoons are accessible from the current page anymore) and More! (Which if by more you mean continuous self-advertising, shitty web design, and child-unfriendly content that can be easily clicked to from the page.) 

  Alright so, the next article, well, honestly I'm not sure what to call this one. It's got two sides, so let's start with the side I'll probably spend less time on.

  Alright, so I guess this side is some kind of info paper? Still not sure what to refer to it as. If you notice at the top it lists the quote that's on the cover, "Cool Cat is Cooler than Barney the Dinosaur!" and I would like to bring to attention the fact that the quote is attributed to Ben Daka, the producer of Cool Cat Loves You, which helps in making the quote seem as incredibly unbiased as possible. (Also yeah, the fact that someone actually produced this steaming pile of dogshit surprises me likely just as much as it might you.) It proceeds to list the summary of the movie, saying what kinds of movies it is, etc. etc. etc. It also lists that it "Includes FOUR Original Cool Cat Songs" however as someone who has watched the movie before online when it was on Youtube for a brief day or two before getting taken down, I can say that there are only two that actually play in the movie proper, "Cool Cat Boogie" and "Cool Cat Loves To Rock", while one is only in the movie as an instrumental while the actual lyrics are only in the DVD menu from what I can remember ("Cool Cat is My Best Friend") and the other only plays during the credits, and is just the song from the now-defunct Cool Cat "cartoon" ("Cool Cat is Cool") however the one in the credits does have an instrumental track behind it, but I'm too lazy to find somewhere you can find that version at the moment.

  Moving on, we have the "STARRING" portion of the page, in which it lists Vivica A. Fox and Erik Estrada despite their 2-3 minute appearances. In addition, if read from right to left, then it technically lists Vivica first, and even if you do read it from center outwards, the way it was likely intended, it still has Derek listed where you would most likely begin reading instead of Cool Cat, which I feel really shows off his vanity.

After that, we have the imperative ">Get Your COOL CAT Today<" which makes it sound like some kind of cat adoption poster or something. After that there's the blatant lie of "We Appreciate Your Business" followed by a statement saying that discounts for schools, libraries, and stores are available, which honestly makes me wonder if there are any places that even carry the movie that aren't online. Also it's kinda weird that they'd have that on one of the papers that comes with the movie. Does Derek expect people to be so blown away by their movie that they just have to bring this flyer to stores and shit so that others can feel the joy of the movie? I don't fucking know this entire analysis is just me talking to myself and probably pointing out shit you could have noticed yourself, but hey if that's not what the blog itself is I don't know what is. Anywho, another fun thing to note is the fact that according to the flyer, the runtime of the movie is 75 minutes, which actually makes it debatable as to whether or not it could actually be considered a film. Final thing to note of this side is that I was indeed correct in my previous assumption that the movie was supposedly made by "a Derek Savage Productions" as opposed to the "Cool Cat Productions" stated on the earlier paper, which is weird.

Anywho, next side of the paper, let's go.

  Now this side, this side infuriates me to no end. It's pretty much one glorified advertisement for the movie you already purchased. To save on time, I think I'll probably speed through this one tbh since the last time I wrote this thing it took me like 4 hours and it mainly consisted of pointing out every little thing on the page, so I'll just give the main things. First of all, why the fuck would you advertise your own movie in the flyer that comes with the fucking movie??? In addition, why does it advertise the books? As I previously established, the books aren't for sale, since Derek's still looking for a publisher. After that, it states that there are Cool Cat eBooks, which I'm pretty sure there aren't any, and they wouldn't even need a publisher I don't think. Also, just to point out, Derek actually managed to misspell merchandise as "MERCHINDISE" at the very top.

  The movie also claims to be a "DOVE AWARD" winner. After some research (I.E. one single google search) I found that the "Dove Award" is actually an award given to exceptional Christian music, so unless the soulful ballad of "COOL CAT IS COOOOOOL" won one of those, I find it highly doubtful that its correct. Next to it, you can see a logo with the words "FAMILY APPROVED" and "ALL AGES". This is the "award" Derek was actually talking about, which is really just an organization that makes sure that movies are family friendly, which sure is a real fucking accomplishment. Below that the flyer claims that it's **STARRING** Vivica A. Fox & Erik Estrada, who really nailed their 2 minute "starring" roles. After that there's some quotes, including one by the late Adam West, may he rest in peace, saying "Cool Cat is Cool!" despite the fact that on the Cool Cat site the quote from West actually says "Cool Cat is Fun!" which shows just how trustworthy this quote was, plus the fact that Derek most likely got the majority of celebrity quotes by walking up to them and asking them to say it. After that there's a quote of "I Love Cool Cat!" from Bo Derek, an actress starring in such great films as Tarzan the Ape Man,  Bolero, and my personal favorite, Ghosts Can't Do It. (All of those films had incredibly negative reception btw, apparently all three of which won her three seperate Golden Raspberry Awards). Finally, below the advertisement for some hideous hats and shirts, there's the godawful pun of "Get Your Cool Cat Purr-chindise" which manages to misspell the latter half of merchandise again, though on the current website, it says "Purr-chandise" so Derek had to have fixed it sometime, but seeing as this flyer is advertising the hats which only just came out a month or two ago, this flyer was made recently, so I don't fucking know.

Moving on, we've got the Cool Cat Loves You Poster.

  The first thing to note is that the poster feels like it was made on 11x17 printer paper, and all-in-all feels really low quality. In addition, it's fairly creased and banged up since Derek apparently doesn't know that you're supposed to roll up posters when shipping them. The main thing I want to note that stands out to me is the fucking background. When I first got it, I thought Derek, like, spilled coffee on it or something, but when I went to look at those posters online using the Wayback Machine, I found that it was completely intentional. I have no worldly idea why anyone would think that this would make a good background, since it gives off either an accidental coffee spill vibe or a 1984-esque dilapidated post-apocalyptic "Big Brother is Watching" sign from it.

That's about all I have to say for the poster, so let's move on to the keychain.

First of all, I'm debating whether or not to put this keychain anywhere since I would probably run a high risk of getting the shit kicked out of me. Anywho, there's not much to say here, it feels like a generic truck stop souvenir keychain, except the fact that Cool Cat is weirdly not centered is bothering me.

Here's the back side to the keychain.

  Again, not much to say, other than the fact that I never want to see the question "Got Cool Cat?" ever again.

  Now we have the book that came with the movie, Cool Cat Stops Bullying. Here's the front cover:

  As you can see the art is fucking hilarious and it looks like Cool Cat is being held at gunpoint. And again, I'd like to point out that it wasn't even Derek who drew this, it was some guy named Robert Rainbow. Imagine paying someone to draw your book and getting this in return. Also, fun thing to note, Daddy Derek is actually a cat in this one (Yes, that is actually supposed to be Derek, since Cool Cat refers to him as Daddy Derek in the book) which poses the question of why the ever-loving FUCK isn't Derek a cat in the movie? (I'll tell you why, it's because Derek still thinks he's hot and wants to show off his "body" in the movie, plus the fact that he was likely way too cheap to have more than one costume made, though it could have easily been avoided by not having the parents, namely Derek, show up often, or in such complex scenes, etc etc. You get the drift, it's just lazy and self-aggrandizing).

Following that, there's the back of the cover.

  Again, not much to analyze in detail, except for the fact that Derek would apparently charge $3.49 for this shitty thing, despite the fact that you can read it in around 2 minutes or under.

  After that there's the side of the cover, which actually has some sad little tidbits of its own.

  If you look closely enough, you can see that the book is fucking stapled together, which I find hilariously depressing. In addition, the publisher is sourced as "Blue Thunder Books" which from my extensive google searching towards the topic, doesn't seem to be a real publisher.

  I would love to post every page of the book itself, but I feel like that might be grounds for some kind of copyright takedown from Derek, though I'll continue looking for some legal way for you guys to see each page, since each one has an illustration, and they're fucking hysterical. Here's a single image for you guys as a little teaser:

  Anywho, onto what you all have been waiting for, the main attraction, the only thing that was purchased and all this other junk just came with for free: The movie. You all have probably seen the box a hundred times, so there's not much for me to analyze there, but here's the front:

  One thing I'd like to point out that I haven't seen anyone else discuss is the fact that Derek and Maria, though most notably Maria, are incredibly low quality and poorly cropped in, to the point where you can't really even make out Maria's face since it's so blurry.

Here's the back:

And here's the side:

  What's interesting to note here is the fact that on the top of the side there's two little icon image things, one of Cool Cat, and one of Vivica Fox, both of which are pretty low quality.

Anywho, enough stalling. Time to open this motherfucker up.

  I'll be honest, when I first opened this thing up, the first thing I noticed was the smell, oddly enough. It's really hard for me to describe, though I will say it's a weirdly bitter, sour smell, maybe something like glue mixed with something else. I have no idea. Anywho, as it was previously pointed out by YMS, the image on the disc is literally a fucking sticker. Unlike YMS's, however, is the fact that it doesn't come off just by breathing on it, so I'm guessing it was just glued to the disc. In all honesty, I haven't even put the disc in my computer to play it yet, since I'm afraid I'll either somehow get a virus from it or that it'll melt inside my computer. I'll just put it in.

Okay, so after putting the disc in the DVD the Disc Drive I got this.

Alright, so there are two folders, the audio one is empty. Great. Then there's the video one.

No idea what this means. Guess I'll have to play it on a DVD player for now.

  Anywho, I guess that there wraps up my analysis! It was mainly me just blabbing on and on about things you probably don’t care about, and doesn't really have a conclusive "end'' or anything, but hey if anything else pops up I'll be sure to notify you guys. Thanks for reading this far if you did, and hopefully Tumblr won't crash before I can post it this time.

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7 rules : Answer the 21 questions, then tag 21 people to get to know them better. well then, let’s get to it !

I was tagged by @bluespacetoucan​, thank you !! :) 

1. Nickname : I’ve been called a few different nicknames throughout my life but the one that really stuck is couscous (hence my @). My whole family calls me by that name, especially my grandma who calls me “couscoussette”. 

2. Zodiac sign : Libra

3. Height : 1m62

4. Last movie i saw : Thunder Road, it’s a very confusing movie and i have so many questions about the plot but it’s also really funny, so i kinda liked it.  

5. Last thing i googled : Charter of Rights and Freedoms of the protected Adult (yep, law homeworks are the worst) 

6. Favourite musician : I’ve never really followed one particular musician, but i’m currently listening to Duke Ellington and dodie. 

7. Song stuck in my head : It Don't mean a thing, if it ain’t got that swing, it’s been stuck in my head for 2 hours but i’m really okay with ‘cause it’s amaaaazing. 

8. Other blogs : No, it’ s already so hard to keep up with one, I couldn’t imagine have two blogs at the same time. 

9. Do i get asks : Nope, mainly because I Don't have many followers and also what questions would you ask me ??? i mean that’s the closest to sharing anything related to my life that i’ve posted. 

10. How many blogs do i follow : 120, a pretty decent number 

11. Number of followers : 25 and i’m already impressed by it. I just came here to follow people and not be followed but thank you very much for Following me, maybe we could meet up and form a cult sometime ? 

12. Amount of sleep : I’m the most tired person that you could ever meet, i’ve Always had those HUGE dark circles Under my eyes.Seriously, i just get around 7 and 8 hours of sleep but last night a 5h kind of night (i was with a friend, so there’s that) 

13. Lucky number : 10, my birthday is on the 10th of october (10/10) 

14. What am i wearing : pj’s + an oversized Sherlock sweater because i’m really cold 

15. Dream job : I’ve never really had big dreams in life but when i was asked what i would like to do later, i said being a cop (and eventually become chloe decker or jo martinez). 

16. Dream trip : I’ve Always wanted to go to New York because I love big cities but I’m also considering New Zealand, it seems beautiful. 

17. Favourite food : Cordon Bleu and pasta, but sushis are also great. 

18. Play any instruments : I’ve been playing piano for 6 years and i’m trying to learn uke but i Don't play it as much as i would like to

19. Languages : French, English and a little bit of Spanish 

20. Favourite song : Again, there are so many songs to choose one and it changes Everyday. I guess the first one that I’ve truly loved is Youth by Daughter. 

21. Random fact : my memory is really shitty but it’s also amazing. For ex, i can learn an entire page by heart in 3 hours but i won’t be able to remember it the next day, i’ve learnt the script of one episode of Forever only because i wanted to but if you tell me your name, I will need 1 month to learn it. This kind of memory has helped a lot in my school years, and itstill helps me but it also means that I Don't have any general knowledge about basic stuff. 

Also, i've stayed for a year and a half with a 12 cm open wound (don't worry about it, it's a medical procedure) and was pretty okay with it, not really disgusted but i have an enourmous and i cannot stress this enough phobia regarding, bear yourself, needles in veins. Not vaccins or anything, i'm fine with it but i will panic if a nurse had to plant a needle in my vein. Noice :)

I guess i’m tagging everyone who sees that ??? will there be ? are you alive guys ??