#and his gayass gloved

[guitarnacle]

aaaa sometimes you go to a gig and realise everything is excellent and its all fine for like 4 and ahalf hours then you get home and yuor room is messy. and you have to go to work

They were giving out gerards at the door

[masked-loser]

Joker trying to explain why he has akechis glove would be so funny you know exactly what he did and yet..you still hope for his return and his friendship gayass

[noose-lion]

Rewatching Vnc. A few thoughts, old and new.

1. Noé's teacher is creepy as fuck.

2. Vanitas makes me lowkey homophobic.

3. I give it a 50/50 chance I'd kiss Noé right on the mouth.

4. I want this French twink obliterated, right out of his gayass, bougie spats.

5. Noé you should let me put little braids in your hair.

6. Apparently I still haven't got over wanting claw gloves and a big ass coat.

7. Hearing French almost makes me as irrationally angry as reading it. Why does such a pretty language have letters in such stupid places.

8. Oh my god, someone gag the twink. He needs it. It'll do him some good.

9. Noé's anger issues make him so much prettier.

10. Men in knee length boots. Need I say more?

11. Noé dear, the more you are openly antagonistic toward Vanitas, the more the poor thing is gonna be begging you to be his shield.

12. That ending song fucks. I love it.

[chrispineofficial]

beyond the mat is such a gift. dean losing his absolute gayass shit over gunnar lawless. pouting when gunnar gives his glove to the kid behind him. gunnar at the bar with two shots like he was waiting for dean sit by him. dean farting himself awake after passing out at the bar. A+++++ episode

[splatoonfuntimes]

I decided to color a manga panel for these two sillies. (I’m sorry about the sloppy coloring on the weapons. I’m like dead ass blind/exg)

Anyway, I’m going to tell you guys some Gloves and Vintage headcanons I have

Vintage is totally trans. I even have something that somewhat proves this. So, we know inklings are named after their accessories in the coroika universe. During Skull’s “flashbacks” of some sort or whatever, we see Vintage is NOT wearing his Takoroka Nylon Vintage. So, he must have changed his name at some point. MTF Trans Vintage 4 life!!!

Vintage is a gayass

If there’s a splatoon version of No Doubt, Vintage TOTALLY listens to it

Vintage’s eyes have a way of “glowing” in the dark, but it’s this dull glow. It’s kinda freaky

Vintage is an inktoling that just happens to look more inkling

Gloves is a firefly squid!!!!!!

Gloves has multiple piercings done at home that only didn’t get infected because Half-Rim helped him with them

Gloves has multiple stick and poke tattoos

Gloves paints his nails

Gloves is totally friends with Backwards n the rest of that gay squid’s team

If there’s some splatoon version of the Offspring, Gloves would so listen but misinterpret the songs

Gloves is trans Mtf

He’s a bisexual boy (him and Aloha are AuDHD trans bisexual solidarity)

[lesbaurinkos]

1, 3, and 9!!!

1&3 answered here but i ALSO wanna say how much i love s5. i think mothmen plotline is so fun- all of s5 jughead is so fun, really. i love u CANONICAL RABIES- and also we get tabitha my beloved tabitha and she immediately brings so much heart and soul and it's just. so fun. they really do capture the weird displaced sense of coming back to your hometown after you've been gone for a while and since the season was airing when i'd first left home in my OWN small town to go to college in nyc and coming back for holidays felt really weird so it's really dear to my heart ^_^ also jarchie roomates. god

9. Which character has your favorite costuming? What's your favorite outfit they wore?

cheryl EASILY has my favorite costuming literally everything she wears is absolutely delightful and perfect for her entire gothic heroine schtick. shes never not slaying. in particular i love her post-timeskip outfits especially these ones (i know the massive red one was technically abigail but it was just so FUN) (and i love when her sleeves are also gloves) (and i love boobs)

but also in terms of clothes IIIIIIII would actually WEAR. well. im a lesbian. its jughead. its always jughead. i love his stupid gay little outfits i would wear the hell out of them. a favorite of mine is the yellow jacket from the night gallery.... i think about it often.. plus the gayass shirt he wore to get rabies in the same episode. PLUS all the fuzzy-collared jackets he has i want them all of course. and the folk heroes outfit (full gayass image of course)

but like all the endless flannels too. im predictable and have an inclination for flannels

[faithdeans]

my gayass cat with his gayass socks and gloves and tuxedo...

[knxfesck]

Looking back on it there was literally no reason for keith kogane to be wearing those gayass tight fitting leggings as his #1 main outfit. You want to wear calf length boots? Wear cargo pants. Slim fit cargo pants even, they tuck in nicely. But oh no. And a cargo belt ? with the shirt tucked in? Diabolical of him to make the view of his stretch-fabric defined junk opt-out. 💀 Idk what planet that kid was living on but good lord. The jacket and gloves are redeemable though I want them.

[oceanselevenism]

I've seen that most of the stories on ao3 about them are mostly canon-compliant (and I don't have anything against that tbh) but I was wondering if you have any aus that you think could fit them or that you'd like to see?

omg i have SO MANY aus!! (it got Very Long so its under a cut)

- college au! danny gets kicked out (hes on full scholarship and does Thiefly Things to cover his expenses so hes not endangered just fairly fucked up abt it) (does it count as kicked out if u only live w ur dad three months a year) in freshman year, he befriends rusty (1 year below him) in sophomore year, debbie also befriends rusty (she and danny dont talk much but shes 2 yrs below him at the same college), and when reuben comes calling for a job he thinks debbie has a boyfriend (thanks to debbie telling her dad that she does) so she fake dates rusty. who ends up joining the job. and danny is Very Jealous

- snl ripoff au! danny and rusty are the weekend-update-adjacent anchors and they get gay. i Would have this take place in la (reuben is taking A Risk producing a late night sketch comedy show on the west coast but the 11/12/however fuckin many are fantastic cast members so even though they lose revenue from the other timezones not watching as much as they watch snl or whatever, they still make BANK... but danny and rusty getting gay throws the equilibrium out of whack) BUT la sucks DICK so its happening in new york. also this way u get Ocean Sibling Banter (debbie and lou are the anchors for The Actual Weekend Update and when debbie/lou get together and also when danny/rusty get together there are so many ‘just switch out the blondes/brunettes nobody will be able to tell and we won’t have hr down our necks’ jokes)

- au where the caldwells, abt to go deep undercover on a Huge Fucking Case, have to give up custody of 6 year old linus to tess and danny. the case stretches on for twelve years and linus grows up w tess and danny (who get divorced like right after they adopt him bc tess finds out abt dannys Thiefly Activities-- he confesses to her bc he doesnt rly want to predispose the kid to said thiefly activities) and also isabel (she and rusty break up like Right Before tess and dannys wedding and its very funny; she then goes on to marry tess) parenting him (rusty isnt as much in the picture bc he doesnt feel bad at all abt stealing and tess doesnt want linus to pick up that mentality also rusty Feels Things abt danny)! then when linus is like 18 or 19 danny disappears (tess and isabel think its Thiefly Activities again and arent concerned, just disappointed, but linus is very concerned for his dad-slash-stepdad-slash-sort-of-uncle) and he tracks down rusty so they can find danny. they roadtrip across america and eventually catch up to danny, who is helping the caldwells, and the five of them take down whatever gang the caldwells were chasing. linus now has 6 parents

- au based on this post where some archaeologist finds a bunch of dannys [french person voice] Love Lettairs 2 rusty and so obviously the logical course of action is to rob the museum (which happens to be the museum that tess is curating. funny how things work out) without telling his team What Theyre Stealing. they successfully pull off the heist but turns out the letters were not among the items they stole!! danny is getting desperate. as a last-ditch attempt he calls tess and asks her to let them rob the museum. shes like Why The Fuck Would I Do That. he explains and she begrudgingly agrees. danny and livingston go break into the museum Again but rusty tails them bc dannys been acting Weird and he finds out abt the letters bc livingston sweats more whenever he tells a lie. they live happily ever after (literally, theyre immortal) the end. also even though dannys a werewolf the 11 all call him the new jersey devil (its not his fault that legend came to be ok!! he was very drunk!!)

- childhood friends au!! danny and rusty were best buds as very young kids and then the oceans had to move. flash forward 2 present day where danny and debbie r robbing a museum (theyre building a flower shop over the vault and tunneling in, the dudes in brazil who came up w it are very very clever) and guess which two people are the assistant curators (is that even a title?). guess. ill tell u its tess and rusty! danny recognizes rusty, rusty ‘does not recognize’ danny (which is valid. look at photos of child george clooney and tell me you would recognize him). the 11 demand that they use this to their advantage and so danny and rusty Sort Of Date while the rest set up for the robbery, and danny feels really bad abt it so on the day of (after everyone has gotten away, ofc, he might be a lovesick bitch but hes not a snitch) he confesses and rustys like lmao i was onto u from the start. what kind of a name is [insert alias here] anyway. then they go live a life of crime and its great

- @sanduschism came up w a fantastic au where danny pickpockets rusty and feels bad so he sends the wallet back and they strike up a Correspondence

- HOSPITAL AU!!! danny and rusty r er techs while theyre doing med school and nobody knows how they juggle their shifts w school but also rusty can do a tracheotomy in like 5 seconds and danny can tell when a person needs an mri before they even list their symptoms so nobody questions it and nobody splits them up Ever. when they eventually become surgeons, danny does cardio and rusty does neuro, and whenever they have to work together not only do they never have to say what theyre doing, they don't even have What Do U Want To Cook For Dinner convos fully out loud. tess is head nurse... she makes so many excel spreadsheets... they are ALL color coded. isabel is head er doc and nobody dares to halfass things on her watch. reuben is head hospital admin, saul is chief surgeon, basher is head of the burn unit, the malloys r the HUNKIEST nurses in town, frank does plastic surgery/ent (every patient loves him bc he is just So Calm), livingston is The IT Guy, yen does like orthopedics or physical therapy, and linus is their fav resident who they all lovingly tease 24/7. the ocean sibs r both Cardio Gods and each dominate their respective coasts. debbie is an nyc doctor and if she sees a mass gen doctor its on SIGHT. the few surgeries that she and danny collab on go so fast that the med students in the gallery Cannot tell whats happening. lou is also a plastic surgeon and she and frank r best buds. linus requests time off like 6 months in advance Every Time and everyone hates it bc then They have to be on call but he doesnt realize his Extreme Overachieverness is causing so much strife. whenever tess and danny get in an argument she colorcodes his rounds spreadsheet to be the most neon shit youve ever seen. can you tell i never fully progressed past my greys anatomy phase this one is like 93489302 lines long

- superpower au where rusty has midas touch and danny has corrosive touch and when theyre too young to have control over their powers (abilities develop throughout adolescence and the user gains control at the end of adolescence) they accidentally brush hands and are terrified they just killed each other but turns out their powers like. cancel out. so until they reach like 21 or 22 and can touch things without fucking them UP they just. hold hands all the time. bc otherwise they have to wear gloves to prevent Accidents and both of them “hate gloves” (and also love holding hands. gayasses)

- uhhh hallmark au where danny is a crime fiction writer out on some beach north of ocean city nj and rusty is his fancy nyc editor. everyone else is a thief including debbie who is just Very weirded out that her brother, who robbed boston’s institute of contemporary art at age 22 and got away with it, has decided to spend the rest of his life churning out books. he is very critically acclaimed and about half of the 11 are buds with him and use his published books as heist inspo. the other ~half of the 11 are buds with rusty, and they tell him if danny’s heists are feasible or not (they always are. scarily so.) anyway rusty and isabel break up 12 days before xmas and danny and tess break up 8 days before hanukkah so dannys heading to debbie’s place in upstate new york to mope for the holidays when A BLIZZARD HITS and he gets stranded in midtown. and he and rusty are buds but like. Email Buds. they dont hang out irl and therefore they dont let their Totally Bud-Like Feelings mess up their professional relationship. but danny is stranded and its hanukkah and he ends up crashing at rustys place for the duration of the blizzard. and then rusty ends up coming to debbies place for the rest of the holidays. and then they kiss on new years eve and debbie kicks them out bc theyre being gross

- And More! thanks for the ask, anon! sorry it got so long lol i just have Many Thoughts

[ot3]

here’s my take i think before gansey ever lectures anyone else about anything ever again he need to start keeping an epipen in his backpack and not just in the glove box of his car. like just keep it in your little gayass messenger bag or something buddy