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noose-lion · 1 day

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Why must people be weird about nudity.

#ive been wanting to make a webcomic and was looking at webtoons rules and it says no nudity #not even partial #which is hard for me because i draw everyone shirtless yknow #because clothes are tricky and my anatomy is literally perfect #Ugh #like what if they're inhuman characters?#LIKE WHY THE GENERALIZATION #just makes me want to smack head into a brick wall #artist #artist issues #jesters privilege #jester's ramblings

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noose-lion · 1 day

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I some how fucked up ordering on a kiosk and am now having to eat a sandwich that was made wrong in almost every way to make it horrifically disgusting to me in particular.

#literally the worst day ever #at least i got ice cream and sweet tea #jesters privilege #jester's ramblings #jester lore

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noose-lion · 2 days

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Housing application makes my bank account look sad.

#college shenanigans #college life #jester's ramblings #jesters privilege #jester lore

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noose-lion · 2 days

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to be perceived

#oh shit this is lovely #eye motif my beloved #love the tension and energy here #thanks for the tag!#dammit shit fuck me you goddamb motherfucking bastard son of a bitch cockducking cunt #bsd

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noose-lion · 3 days

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NO FUCKING WAY!!! LETS GOOOOOO

Dazai gets floor time and Chuuya gets ceiling time. We call that balance.

#haiku bot #soukoku #bsd

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noose-lion · 6 days

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Everytime a man is shamed for his belly an angel loses it wings and a devil its horns.

#just feeling some type of way #random #body neutrality #beautiful body #human #jester's ramblings #jesters privilege

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noose-lion · 9 days

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I just think it would be funny if Wukong (and in extension Mac) couldn't eat chocolate without being deathly ill but he just does it anyway because it's not like he can die.

#and of course mk actually can eat chocolate and only get a mild stomach ache #mac does it convulses dies for a minute and just sits back up like nothing happened #lmk #lmk crack #lmk headcanon #lego monkie kid #lmk wukong #lmk macaque #lmk mk #jester thinks

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noose-lion · 9 days

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SCREAMING ABOUT THE WAY CYBERTRON IN TRANSFORMERS ONE ALMOST PERFECTLY MATCHES HOW I USED TO PICTURE AND DESCRIBE IT IN MY FANFICTIONS.

I AM WINNING.

#transformers one #transformers #maccadam #maccadams #jesters privilege #jester's ramblings #jester lore

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noose-lion · 9 days

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I apologize in advance for the person I will become when Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes, Transformers One, and Deadpool 3 release.

#planet of the apes #kingdom of the planet of the apes #transformers #transformers one #deadpool #deadpool 3 #jester's ramblings #jesters privilege #jester lore

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noose-lion · 9 days

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So autistic I can't even emote correctly with emojis.

#autism #autistic experiences #jester lore #jester's ramblings #jesters privilege

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noose-lion · 9 days

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GUESSSS WHOS COUSIN IS GIFTING HIM AN IPAD AND AN APPLE PEN?!

THAT'S FUCKING RIGHT DEARIE.

MINE!!! MAWHAHHAHA

I'ma be unstoppable.

#winning at life right now #:3 #jester lore #jester's ramblings #jesters privilege

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noose-lion · 10 days

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Bro bout to regret this prank 😶

#ALL THE DETAILS MAKE THIS INFINITELY FUNNIER #lmk #dammit shit fuck me you goddamb motherfucking bastard son of a bitch cockducking cunt #<- good art tag

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noose-lion · 11 days

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I have so many asks in my inbox... I need to get on that

#i love the asks of course #but im so behind

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noose-lion · 11 days

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It's been a few days. I'm back. Was out of town. Applied for a job as a cook at a summer camp. Pray I get that job.

#job #i get boarding so its a plus #and i have a childhood friend that works there #jester lore #jesters privilege #jester's ramblings

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noose-lion · 15 days

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Lmk is funny to me, because it takes the ridiculously over-powered character, Sun Wukong, and then gives him every reason possible to not be that.

Most of all, his unspoken desire to not let his student see the "real him".

Because it's not that he isn't still just as endlessly powerful (except for a few narrative driven exceptions), but that he is actively holding back. He is a changed man so to speak, and he'd like everyone to stop bringing up his past, 'monstrous' self, please and thank you.

It's fascinating really, how well a 10 minute per episode children's series (made to sell legos) so nonchalantly explores the inescapable truth of one's past, and in extension: the haunting reality of outliving all your friends and very little of your enemies.

#lmk #lego monkie kid #lmk sun wukong #lmk monkey king #monkey king #sun wukong #lmk analysis #jester thinks

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noose-lion · 15 days

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Bought an iPad for digital art only for Walmart to cancel my order. FUCK MY LIFE!!!

#jester lore #artist problems #jester's ramblings #jesters privilege #college shenanigans

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noose-lion · 17 days

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I strike when most unexpected

This was about the booping. How did it feel to be absolutely crushed by my superior button spamming skills?

I have so many asks to answer.

#asks #boop o meter #mutual asks

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