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Yuri : That was so hot, babe.

Satan : Thanks.

Yukio : I'm a little scared to ask, but what did he do?

Satan : Nothing? I literally called some filthy human who flirted with your mother a degenterate dog and told them I planned to turn them into a blood eagle if they were persistent.

Yukio : I'm sorry a blood-what?

Satan : A blood eagle, it's not too difficult to do. You just carve the back open and cut the ribs away from their spine, pull out the lungs from the gap, and inflate.

Yukio : *Disgusted*

Satan : Blood eagle, honestly, what do they teach you in school nowadays.

Yuri : Again, I'm so in love with you.

Satan : Again, thanks.

#Yes i have been replaying Assasins Creed Valhalla and yes i think Satan you enjoy the unique torture methods of ancient Norwegians #and honestly who would threaten to mutilation some guy who flirts with your wife? i would #an no exorcist #incorrect quotes #revelations paradise acquired #blue exorcist #satan #yuri egin #yukio okumura #also the “again thanks” ugh my mind he thinks he's being cool #listen #he can't make eye contact with her when shes being affectionate at the best of times #but neither can i when hot women talk to me so maybe this is projection?

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