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Getting together

Shiemi : I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.

Yukio : I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train.

Shiemi : I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

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God : My son, stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.

Satan : But what if something else happens just this one time.

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Azarel : Priest kink is definitely a thing and I am afflicted by it.

Yuri : Eww Aza, Go to church.

Yuri : NO WAIT—

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Yuri : That was so hot, babe.

Satan : Thanks.

Yukio : I'm a little scared to ask, but what did he do?

Satan : Nothing? I literally called some filthy human who flirted with your mother a degenterate dog and told them I planned to turn them into a blood eagle if they were persistent.

Yukio : I'm sorry a blood-what?

Satan : A blood eagle, it's not too difficult to do. You just carve the back open and cut the ribs away from their spine, pull out the lungs from the gap, and inflate.

Yukio : *Disgusted*

Satan : Blood eagle, honestly, what do they teach you in school nowadays.

Yuri : Again, I'm so in love with you.

Satan : Again, thanks.

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Azarel : Hey Satan, hey, hey, Satan!

Satan : What.

Azarel : Stay foxy.

Satan : Die lonely.

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Satan : That's it stop sending me anymore fucking texts.

Azarel : It was mistake, it was autocorrect.

Satan : Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?

Azarel : Yes.

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Yuri : Hey, say something romantic to me.

Satan : Fine-

Yuri : In Latin.

Satan : carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.

Yuri : Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?

Satan : Seize the dick.

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Satan : What the fuck? People actually tell their crushes they like them??

Yukio : What the hell do you do?

Satan : I try to murder them? What kinda question...

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Azarel : Oh my Satan.

Yuri : Don't you mean 'oh my god'?

Azarel : You worship your god, I'll worship mine.

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Always face a wild animal

Yuri : * Back turned*

Satan : *Literally half an inch away from her*

Satan :..Yuri.

Yuri : Oh my god!-Don't do that!

Satan : Do what?

Yuri : That! Listen babe I love you I do, but do you always have to be so creepy?

Satan : I'm a demon. I don't have a lot of other hobbies.

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Yuri : When I woke up this morning I had a feeling something terrible was going to happen, and also that essentially, deep down, i’m quite an evil person.

Satan : It’s called a hangover, babe, you’ll be fine.

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Gabriel : I bet you haven't done a single good thing all week.

Satan : That's not true. Just this morning I prevented a murder.

Yuri : *Impressed* Really? How?

Satan : Self-control.

Gabriel :

Yuri : Oh, good job babe!

Gabriel : Don't praise him for the bare minimum!

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Yuri : Why do you have to be so tall anyway?

Satan : Would you prefer me on my knees?

Yukio : I fucking hate it here.

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Creating The Bible

God : I’m writing my autobiography. Any tips?

Satan : Kill off the main character.

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Yuri : People find him kinda scary at first too. But it's okay, he doesn't bite-

Satan : Unless you asked me to.

Yuri : Stop making this worse.

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I'm sorry for asking but where can you read Revelations: Paradise Acquired? Reading the incorrect quotes, it sounds really interesting

I am so glad you asked! So "Revelations" is avaliable on Fanfiction.net here's a link for ya, however because that fic has been discontinued for years

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/11397496/1/Revelations-Paradise-Acquired

I often also recommend the next fic avalible on AO3 "Father Material" as it has the same premise with Satan as Rin and just a feral mess of a person however Father Material has way more chapters and in my personal opinion is better written.

Revelations follows the typical story of An No Exorcist beat from beat just with your villan as the protagonist.

While Father Material is more loose with the story and acknowledges that without the central antagonist everything gets a little fucked up.

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Satan : I will be killing Yuri!

Samael : Alright, any reason why?

Satan : She's poisoning me! Every time I see her, my heart becomes erratic and I feel so unsure of myself when I look at her.

Satan : She's dug her conniving claws in me and I didn't suspect a thing because she's so tiny and adorable and-

Samael :

Satan : Oh fuck...I love her

Samael : Obviously.

Satan : It was obvious!?

Samael : *Clearly lying*....No.