here have a medley of miscellaneous timeskip pro team headcanons bc WOW i haven't posted in a while and this is my only stress outlet other than binging new series <3333
starting off strong with ejp raijin LET'S GOOOOOO
washio 🫱🏼🫲🏼suna 🫱🏼🫲🏼komori: being EXHAUSTED from carrying the pro team world on their backs
no no i'm kidding. mostly
they keep a tally of other pro team matches in which their former teammates go up against each other and are REALLY smug if their respective teammate wins. which means you get shit like this
komori, cheerfully: "so how about that hornets v falcons game last night, huh?"
suna: "oh shut UP tell iizuna tsukasa that aran-san could kick his ass any day of the week you little SHIT - "
they ARE united on the jackals front tho. all three of them want the adlers to go down HARD.
is suna nursing a grudge against ushijima from high school? yeah. is he ever going to get over it? probably not.
only komori feels bad bc he is fond of kageyama, but, hey, family's family
they ask washio why he hates the adlers and he looks them dead in the eyes and goes "hoshiumi kourai . . . he is a man that requires constant vigilance"
actually wait i know we all saw everyone watching and talking about the game (which makes me wanna cry SO bad) but god. how fucking funny would it be if players from monster gen convinced everyone else on their very professional and very mature teams to take sides
ejp raijin captain, who's been friends with hirugami fukurou for like ten years: "okay so explain to me again why we need to blow our entire team budget on jackals merch when we're not even going to the goddamn game?"
komori: "well, it started on a cloudy but beautifully crisp spring day in 2012 - "
SPEAKING OF TACHIBANA RED FALCONS
hakuba joins the team, sees aran, and IMMEDIATELY starts texting the old kamomedai group chat
altho tbh i don't think there's no way that the "who-from-where-made-WHAT-pro-team" news never breaches the high school circuit. like come ON you know everyone's keeping up with the third year stars when they graduate
by the time the first years are third years they've got everyone pinned down on a fucking MAP. they have a shared file where they update each other on EVERYTHING. it's way less creepy than it sounds they're just a really passionate bunch okay!!!!
well that AND they can't help but brag about their amazing upperclassmen
okay sorry back to it. so it really goes more like
hakuba: "HOLY SHIT OJIRO ARAN FROM INARIZAKI IS HERE"
suwa: "hakuba, we already knew that. i linked the article when it first dropped, remember?"
hakuba: "yeah but it's still so WEIRD like it's OJIRO ARAN from INARIZAKI"
hoshiumi: "lol atsumu told me he talks in his sleep, go find out if it's true"
aran actually does recognize hakuba mostly because gin paid him a compliment ONE (1) time and then aran had to listen to atsumu complain incessantly about the "stupid wall of muscle with stupid hair and his stupid height and stupid arms" ever since
ALSO. i think people get hakuba and hyakuzawa mixed up a lot. they've both got a similar height and build and hairstyle and play the same position
(not to mention the similar backstories)
it becomes a running joke throughout the pro leagues and makes for a fun time with falcons v warriors matches
in the event of a hyakuhina hookup (which i feel like actually could happen) they somehow get onto the topic of "haha it'd be even harder to tell them apart with your eyes closed!" and hinata, without thinking, goes "well, i probably could" and everyone is like "WHAT"
he digs himself an even deeper hole by saying "no, i just meant - i know hyakuzawa's body really well!!!" and everyone immediately starts screaming
poor hyakuzawa is dying on the inside
i think shibayama (MY BELOVED) kind of occasionally forgets that he also has his own fanbase and is sort of semi-famous as the libero of tokai heavy industries esperanza bc. he knows kenma and yaku and lev and komi and yamamoto and fukunaga and, in general, a bunch of people that he believes are much more well-known than he is
he's always so flattered whenever someone stops him in the street to ask for a pic or when he sees posts online gushing about him
this is extra funny bc he never talks about his friends like they're famous so all of his teammates don't really know that shibayama is friends with all these other famous people
and then one of them, an avid kodzuken fan, spams their group chat when kodzuken's newest video is released and shibayama shows up in it
they're like "SHIBAYAMA!! HOW COME YOU NEVER TOLD US THAT YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH KODZUKEN??" and shibayama is like "i have?? i talk about kenma-san all the time??" and they're like "YOU'RE TELLING ME KODZUKEN IS THE SAME KENMA-SAN WHO RIPPED HIS HIGH SCHOOL JERSEY TRYING TO JUMP OVER A FENCE???"
(shibayama's second year. they'd been dealing with things. it worked out, in the end. even if they had to lie to nekomata and naoki about why all their jerseys ended up with holes in them.)
i love the pro teams you guys they're so fucking funny
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Hiya! Tysm for doing a first date for me! (Re: your message, not weird at all thanks for clarifying! I was binging the whole tag and mixed up the two different games in my head whoops)
Okaaaaay.... First date, first date, first date...
Let me check on the bachelor's for this evening.
I think you wanted someone from Haikyuu...
How about this one?
Tsukasa Iizuna, Nickname Zuna, left,
As the Captain of Itachiyama and someone Sakusa looked up to and respected, Iizuna is the gentleman you didn't know you needed in your life.
He's friendly, tends to smile a lot, but he's also hardworking and responsible.
Sure, he didn't immediately fight for the favor of your hand, but that's because he doesn't want to push for it, instead wanting you to have a say in this...
That is why I will do you the favor of offering you another gentleman who's just as patient as Iizuna, they're both fighting over who's more patient actually...
Fukuro Hirugami
unlike his little brother, Fukuro does have more of a firey side in him and he's ready to fight for a date with you, should you choose Iizuna over him (even though he says otherwise).
he's hardworking, responsible, and a good big brother.
Also, he manages to stay a Captain without losing his mind with Ushijima, Kageyama and Hoshiumi on the team, so Kudos to that.
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Both of them agreed that your first date is going to be Dinner at a fancy restaurant. They'll pick you up, present you a bouquet (left is from Iizuna, right is from Hirugami) and wine and dine you, getting to know you over it.
I'm pretty sure Iizuna is going to insist on sharing dessert with you, while Hirugami doesn't have much of a sweet tooth. But while Iizuna is going to take you straight home, maybe giving you a kiss on the cheek if he's feeling it, but not daring to go further on your first date, Hirugami is going to try and smooch you.
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So, the choice is yours. Who do you take on your first date?
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