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all-hail-the-witcher · 4 years

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I have literally no clue how to do this, but director’s commentary on your ‘One expensive can of easy cheese’ fic?

hell yeah!!

all comments will be in bold

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Race was sat on top of the counter in his and Albert’s apartment, race only knows how to sit on counters lets be real, he can't sit in a chair to save his life a piece of duct tape over his mouth and his hands tied together with kitchen twine KINKYY. He sighed against his restraints, resigned to watch his boyfriend make their contribution to this year’s Thanksgiving gathering: mac and cheese. okay so its mac and cheese cause if you read spies mac and cheese is Literally the Only thing albert knows how to cook, other than coffee, and he's Really Fuckin Good At It (he's the mikey of mac and cheese okay this is my hc)

Now, of course everyone and their mother knew that mac and cheese was not a Traditional Thanksgiving Food is it though, r a c e r?. But, Albert had won (best out of three) mario kart yesterday so he had gotten to decide what they would bring to Jack’s house i was gonna make it rock paper scissors, i do not know hot to play mariokart, but it sounds more heated than rock paper scissors. Had Race known that he had been planning to make mac and fucking cheese, maybe he would have tried a little harder race be quiet you literally love alberts mac and cheese its a known fact.

Apparently, Albert was not pleased with Race’s reaction to his decision to make mac and cheese, and thought that Race might try to get in the way somehow (which he may or may not have fully intended to do) he did. So he did what any loving boyfriend would: sat him on the counter, put duct tape over his mouth and tied his hands together so he wouldn’t interfere albert sounds real kinky in this, why did i make this so kinky, wait when did i even write this.

Race was beginning to wonder why he had agreed to move in with Albert in the first place. CAUSE YOU LOVE HIM THATS WHY

With a violent shake of his head and one final spat who the fuck uses the word spat huh saph??, he was able to dislodge the duct tape d i s l o d g e thats some karen bs right there.

“Albieeeeee,” he whined, laying down on the counter. “Can you pleaaaaaaaseee let me helllllllllp?” yeah albert let him help jeez he's the one who actually knows how to cook

Albert barely glanced up as he pulled the big wooden spoon out of the pot and gave it a thoughtful lick note to self, all licks should always be thoughtful. “Hmmmmmmm. No.” dumbass. if only you knew what was coming.

“But-!” He wriggled w r i g g l e d around to give Albert his best puppy dog eyes. “Can I make something else then? Ple-OW!” He glared at the spatula that had been hurled at his arm. “You apologize for that!” damn albie why so mean? o wait i wrote this wait...

“Nah.” He smirked and went back to stirring his wretched pasta okay but i did a good job making race salty i gotta give myself that. Well, actually Albert’s mac and cheese was quite good hELL YEAH IT IS. Race was just salty that he was making it for Thanksgiving when it was very well known that he was the chef of the two and Jack was expecting something good not the mac and cheese Albert famously made at 2am in college when they were all high as hell. okay real talk tho, no one eats good mac and cheese in college, its the instant microwave shit cause were all broke so thats a lie race

“Can you at least untie me then?” ;)

“No.” Albert even bother considering this time. albert this is gettin Real Kinky..

“Well.” If logic wasn't going to work on Albert he would have to try another method. “I know you know how to make a guy feel good Albie HAH YES I KNEW I PULLED SOMETHING WEIRD, but I never expected ropes to be a part of it. What’s next? Handcuffs? Whips? Chains?” i gotta tell ya life without ya has been hard. hard? has been bad. bad? has been r o u g h. k i N kY

In two seconds flat Race was out of his kitchen twine bonds and flexing his sore wrists. LIKE HECK HE WAS CAUSE ALBERTS ACE AND HE DONT WANT THAT REPUTATION!!!

“Man Albie, who knew you had a twine kink.” hehe u go race

“You know,” Albert began loudly, as if thinking that his loudness would cover up his totally obvious twine kink yeah albie has a twine kink, he licks it, no this is a joke, “if you want to do something that's actually useful, you could go to Walgreens and buy me another can of Easy Cheese.” W A L G R E E NS. this whole fit was an excuse to write another part of the walgreens au

“Is that what you put in your fuckin mac and cheese?” Race swore he actually felt bile rise in the back of his throat when Albert nodded. “That’s it. I’m never eating your mac and cheese again.” BUT YOU LIKE IT

“But-!”

“I’ll eat you though,” Race winked, taking a moment to enjoy the startled, yet somehow pleased look on his boyfriend’s face. okay maybe albert wasn't ace in this particular fic...

“Not until after we’re done at Jack’s.” yeah definitely not scratch that. i write a lot of fics. Albert said only half jokingly as he dug around in his pocket for a second before throwing a crumpled five at Race. “In the meantime though, be gone thot!” GO AWAYYYY. IM A MAN OF GOD. mikey and my sister have subjected me to too many tik toks im sorry

Race barely managed to catch the bill without falling on the floor, but still blew a kiss to Albert before walking out of the apartment.

Who the fuck puts easy cheese in mac and cheese? albert does. but its actually a plot point just to get you to walgreens and if anyone puts easy cheese in mac and cheese i will fite you. He wondered for the millionth time as he stomped the three blocks to Walgreens. Albert claimed that he had chosen his apartment for its proximity to the store he did, actually, but up until today Race had always assumed that he had been joking he was not. The man did make a lot of mac and cheese and if Easy Cheese was an ingredient well….maybe there was some truth to that story after all. you can buy easy cheese at a lot of places tho...i don't actually know if you can buy easy cheese at a walgreens

Race pulled open the door to the Walgreens, pausing briefly to wonder why the absolute fuck it was open on literal Thanksgiving before remembering that it was a fucking Walgreens and why wouldn’t it be open to sell his dumbass boyfriend a can of fucking Easy Cheese. walgreens remains a mystery indeed. my only experience was the one that my best friend and i would go to at lunch during senior year. also have you ever noticed that most walgreenses are on corners? cause their slogan is at the corner of happy and healthy??

In order to get to the Easy Cheese, or at least he assumed so because he had never bought a can of Easy Cheese in his whole glorious 25 years of life a true chef, Race had to walk past the Pharmacy section of the store. And, it just so happened that there was a guy sitting behind the counter at the Pharmacy. A very attractive guy. With a beard. In scrubs. oh my god the most questionable villain I've ever written.

Now, of course Race loved Albert and nothing would ever change that, but he could appreciate an attractive man when he saw one indeed he could. He thanked whatever deity was out there for the bit of man candy M AN C AN D Y that he had been granted and went in search of his Easy Cheese. oh just you wait racetrack

“Mac and cheese, velveta cheese, microwaveable mac and cheese, where the fuck is the- oh thank fuck there we go.” my best friend and i spent much time looking at the mac and cheese in walgreens He pulled a can of Easy Cheese off of the shelf, tossing it once and catching it athletics before turning to go pay for the horrendous product, happy to finally be done with the whole ordeal when- B R E T T

“Easy cheese? Really?”

Race whirled whirled? saph please get a better vocabulary around to see Mr. Man Candy hA himself leaning against the opposite shelf. “Wh- who?”

“Oh,” he dusted his hand off on his scrubbs oh my god Wait i wrote this cause one time when i was in a walgreens i Did see a hot dude working the pharmacy and decided to write a fic about it!! i remember texting mikey about this hjfhgjhg, “allow me to introduce myself. My name is Brett O’Hare. and mikey came up with that name And you, sir, are a disgrace to society. The very reason why so many Americans are in poor health in this day and age.” brett is an obnoxious millennial in case you can't tell

“I’m sorry, what?”

“The Easy Cheese!” Brett gestured wildly toward the can in Race’s hand. “Gosh do you even know how many preservatives are in that stuff? And all the cancers that it can cause? It’s terrible. We wouldn’t need free healthcare if people just stopped eating Easy Cheese!” apparently he's a millennial who's also a republican...?

Race had lived in New York City his whole life, and he had seen some pretty strange things subway pizza rat, but never had he seen a pharmacist in a Walgreens lecture anyone about the health benefits of Easy Cheese. easy cheese has no health benefits. and if you'd stopped annoying your boyfriend maybe you wouldn't be there

“So let me get this straight,” Race rubbed his head, trying to make sense of the situation. “You go around yelling at people about the ingredients in the things that they are purchasing?” yeah its nyc people love to have Opinions. and so do millennials

“Yeah.”

“You do realize that this is a Walgreens, right? Everything in here probably contains some kind of chemical.” man brett has his work cut out for him. New Yorkers never ceased to amaze him.

“All the more reason for me to inform them of their poor eating habits!” Brett pointed a finger at him. “And stop distracting me! You’re the one buying the freaking easy cheese here!” this is so weird why did i come up with this idea. what possessed me.

“It’s not even for me!” Race shouted back. “It’s for my boyfriend’s fucking mac and cheese that he insisted on making for Thanksgiving even though everyone knows that mac and cheese is not a fucking Thanksgiving food and he’s only making it cause he knocked me off the goddamn rainbow road right before the fucking finish line!” someones salty Race was fuming but the time that he was done.

“Oh, man I’m so sorry, that's lousy.” but it won't stop brett...

Race looked surprised. Of all the things that he thought he would get out of this Walgreens experience, a therapy session was indeed not on the list. But neither had been hearing a lecture about the preservatives in Easy Cheese from a pharmacist. i have literally no explanation for this train wreck of a fic

“But that doesn’t change the fact that you’re still buying Easy Cheese!” Between one second and the next, Brett had grabbed the can of Easy Cheese out of Race’s hand, wielding it like a brick ha percy jackson heroes of olympus anyone??. “Buy some fucking vegetables!” you can't buy vegetables in a walgreens brett

And with that, he struck Race over the head with the can of Easy Cheese.

Now, Race had definitely done some questionable things during his life Thats for sure. Once he had slept on the roof of his dorm building in January for a week because he lost his dorm key god why you can't even get on the roof of dorm buildings i know, I've tried, and another time he had been tricked into making an entire wedding cake using salt by Who??. However, being smacked over the head with a can of Easy Cheese by a health nut in scrubs on Thanksgiving put any and all other situations he had been in to shame in a walgreens don't forget. how did you forget that saph.

He opened his eyes, suddenly blinded by the lights, and reached for his phone, muttering curses about man candy and vegetables as he should be. Squinting so he didn’t have to look at the screen, he somehow managed to dial Albert. no one d i a l s anyone saph. its the 21st century. i have like maybe 8 phone numbers memorized, half of them belong to my family the other half to people i knew in middle school.

“Racetrack Higgins, where is my Easy Cheese?”

Race pulled the phone away from his ear and winced at the sound of his boyfriend’s voice. “Um, it may have been used to give me a concussion by a health nut in scrubs?” for Once al isn't the one who gets injured in a walgreens. bet you didnt see That coming

Albert let out a loud sigh. “Ah man, did you run into Brett? That guy’s the worst.” hehe bet al used to date him

“Wait, you know him?”

“Race, I know every Walgreens employee in Manhattan, of course I know Brett.” There was the jangling of keys in the background. “I thought I told you to go to the one on 4th for this reason, ah, well. I’m on my way. I’ll take you to urgent care. Hang tight.” ofc al goes to urgent care. and everyone there knows him by a first name basis

Race’s head hurt too much to process what Albert had said except for the words ‘I’m on my way.’ “Okay,” he sighed. this was definitely one of the times i asked mikey about oddly specific concussion symptoms and then proceeded to forget everything he told me and do my own stuff

“Love you.”

“Love you too.” Race’s eyes focused on the dented can of Easy Cheese rolling on the floor he should still buy it. “And Al?”

“Yeah?”

“This is going to be one expensive can of Easy Cheese.” get it? cause race has to pay urgent care for his consultation? and they're also Very Very late to thanksgiving. cause al insists on finishing his mac. jack is not impressed. he eats all races pie.

anyway thats that hope you enjoyed

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byunrelatable · 6 years

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ok on the ask game, 5 + 19 !! this is gonna get long bear with me oof. i’ve confessed to two people, one was a boy that i was once close with but he ignored me after we broke up :”) it’s fine he’s an ass anyway. but the second person is my current gf and holy uh this is actually kinda personal so i won’t go too in depth but we can say i did it bc it was too much not to anymore (pt 1/?)

.hi kam!! i love u thanks for the asks and thanks for sharing your story!! im really glad things worked out with you and your gf, sounds like you two have truly been through thick and thin together, you must have a very strong bond. that makes my heart feel very warm, im so happy for you!!

im going to put the rest of your asks, as well as my responses to the questions, under the cut so this doesnt become a super long post. to answer 5 and 19 in short, i will say that my answer to 5. have you ever confessed your feelings to someone? is yes, and its an embarrassing story, it also involves underage drinking so anyone uncomfy with that should not look under the cut!! and my answer to 19. share a positive memory about the last person you texted, i’ll probably keep that answer pretty short but true to my word, everything is going under the cut from here on out. thank you for sharing your story kam

send me two way asks!!

here’s the rest of kam’s asks:

we didn’t date then bc things were complicated (like i said, pERSONAL) and i,,,, did it a second time with her months later,,,,, i wouldn’t have if my friends didn’t push me to do it but they did annnddd we started dating then!! and haaaaa i uh,,,, did it once more at the end of feb this year,,,,,, bc we weren’t together at the time (this is also very personal so i could tell you abt the whole thing privately if you wanted) (pt 2/?)

in short i woke up and she asked me to be her gf again sOo, lol it’s all fun. aaannnddd here we go okay i literally just texted my gf as i write this oof but i think one of the fondest memories i have is both kinda negative but i view it positively? it was around the end of january in 2016 and we had been talking for a month or so. at the time i wasn’t in the best state of mind. (pt ¾)

i don’t remember the conversation word for word, but i have recollection of crying a lot at school waiting for my exam and just realizing how much i cared abt her and her about me and i think that marks the moment we became best friends rlly and damn who would even think to get to where we are now oof not me?? (pt 4/4 i went all out i’m sorryajsndnf)

what a story!!! like i said before, im really glad it all came together in the end, and that you have such a wonderful supportive gf

5. have you ever confessed your feelings to someone? yeah okay. from seventh grade until 11th i had a huge crush on this boy in my class. he was always doing crazy cool exchange programs. in 8th grade he went to school in coasta rica for a year, we e-mailed (lmao) all the time while he was gone. he came back in 9th grade and i was so so excited to see him again. he left again in 10th grade, and that was a hard year for me. my dad and step mom (who practically raised me) were getting divorced and i was going through some weird shit with an older guy (gross. he’s gross and predatory and i didnt know better cause i was like 15/16). so i started drinking and sneaking out and partying.

the kid i had a crush on came back in 11th grade and i was ecstatic. we picked up our friendship where we left it off. but here’s the kicker: he was (and probably still is? but probably isnt as much of a hardass about it) a devout christian, and drinking was NOT in line with his values. he had heard from his mom that i had been doing stuff like that, and he brought it up and said he was concerned. i told him i’d stop, because i was young and i had had a crush on this kid for over four years at this point, and our mutual friend kept dropping hints that he was interested, and.. sigh. so i told him i’d cut the partying and he said he had to see it. fast forward to spring, i applied and got into a program which sends students to japan for two weeks, and this kid also got in, and i was STOKED to be in japan with him for two weeks. the first week it was fun. our last night in tokyo, i wanted to spend some time alone with him, and the rest of our friends were planning to buy some sake (we were literally 16 but they did it, they didnt get carded) and drink it at the hotel, and they wanted me to distract him cause they were worried he’d rat them out, and i was so down to try that because i wanted to spend time with him anyways. so i asked if he wanted to go on an adventure–just go get on a random subway line and see where it leads. he kinda blew me off, which stung. then in an effort to get him to hang out with me, i told him what the other kids were planning (they had specifically told me not to tell him). i told him, and said “so i really think we should just go somewhere else so we dont have to be around that.” he didnt listen to me, instead he followed the rest of the group into the convenience store and they were like uhhh, then he went up to my friend hannah and was like “so you’re buying sake huh?” and she looked at me like what the fuck arianna and i looked at her like im sorry i couldnt get him to come with me and he was like whatever and then he left the convenience store and our other friend jay went with him. i assumed they went back to the hotel. so i went back as well but they werent there. when i asked someone else where they were, they said “oh, they went out into the city on a random subway line just to go on an adventure!” the literal exact thing i had suggested. i was livid. moreso, i was really hurt. so i decided to say fuck it and get drunk, cause i had been abstaining from alcohol ALL YEAR for the sake of this ONE GUY who had really played me and led me on ALL FUCKING YEAR and lowkey for the past FOUR YEARS. so i was like, whatever. so i got drunk. then jay and the guy came back from their adventure. i asked my other drunk companions if i seemed sober (bad, bad idea. they were not good judges) they all said i seemed fine, so i went to give the kid a piece of my mind. get to his room and its just him cause his roommate had been with us in the drinking room. so i say, hey i need to talk to you. the first thing he asks is if i had drank, and i said no, like a liar with a big fat crush. then we sit down on opposite beds, and i told him i was really hurt that he rejected my offer to go on an adventure and immediately did the same thing with jay. he gave me a bs excuse like “it was kinda spontaneous” and i was like, thats bullshit. then i poured out my heart, about crushing on him for the last four years, about being a good friend when he dated hannahkate in seventh grade, about always waiting for him to come back, about working so hard to stop drinking just to be the person he wanted me to be. and i told him i loved him.

his response? “thank you for telling me.” and it shattered my heart.

when he walked me to the door of his room, he said “by the way. you were slurring the whole time, and your breath smells like alcohol. i knew you had drank from the start.” needless to say, THAT was embarrassing.

i go back to the room, drink more, eventually everyone leaves and its me and hannah. i tell her what happened, freak out a bit, cry.

the next day we woke up kinda early and went to this man-made island place i dont remember the name of, and we spent the day there. i was really quiet and reserved all day (not like me, then or now). i did not eat. when we got back to the hotel that night, hannah gave me a melon bread, and i said i wasnt hungry. she said “you havent eaten all day. if you dont eat this right now, im going to take your phone, delete [kid’s name] from all your contacts, delete every picture or video you have on your phone, erase him from your life. do you want that?” to which i said, no. and i ate the bread. it was tough love and i needed it. i was a little better the next day.

a few days later in kyoto the kid and i talked on a rooftop at sunset. i felt a little better after that. it was hard going through all of that, after four years of pining for him, but.. it was good. it was closure. i laid my cards on the table, i finally told him how i felt, and he rejected me. and it hurt, but there was nothing left to say, and it finally closed that door that had been slightly ajar for four years. and i was able to move on after that, fairly quickly actually. jumping back into partying cause i didnt have someone to impress kind of helped. well, it also kind of spun my life off in a horrible direction that led to a horrible depressing senior year of high school, but thats another story.

yeesh, that was long. on to the next one!!

19. share a positive memory about the last person you texted the most recent person i texted is my friend named nico. the first memory that comes to mind is last summer, we used to hang out a lot, one night we went to this 24 hour diner called beth’s cafe that we both love. we went at like 4 am and it was so so so fun. afterwards we watched emperors new groove in his bed and then passed out. i love nico so much. we used to be a lot closer in the summer, but at the end of summer i fucked up and we had a falling out. we still are friends and we still talk (i.e. we texted today planning to hang out this week) but.. its not the same. and i really miss the way things were before. golly isnt that bittersweet. now im a lil sad. but thats okay

thank you to anyone who read all that garbage uidsgfihjs

#asks #lovely mutuals #GOSH my confession story is LOOONG

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cleannation2018-blog · 6 years

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I have been crazy busy. Im hoping to have the website OPEN by wed of next week. Here is the suit Ive been working on as solace.

Cleannation

Address Sealed

Plaintiff

Case #: ______________

All Retail to including grocery stores, corner stores, gas stations, department stores and Fast Food chains, Restaurants

A few have been listed below but the list is not exhaustive

USA (Nation Wide)

McDonald's Wendy's Subway Taco BellChop't Chipotle Burger KingDominoes Papa Johns Pizza Hut Five Guys IHOP Ruby Tuesday's Golden Corral Panera Bread Chinese Restaurants Dunkin Donuts Starbucks Outback SteakHouse

Chilis

California Tortilla

Quiznos

Qdoba

Moes Southwest Grill

Popeyes

KFC

Sushi Places

Tony's Pizza

Clydes

Walmart

Target

CVS

Rite Aide

Gas stations

7 Eleven

COMPLAINT

PLAINTIFF, cleanantion , comes this day, JUNE 20 , pro se, and for the reasons and causes for his Complaint, states as follows:

COUNT I, II, III, IV, VII, VI, VII,VIII and : Criminal Harassment, Cyber Harassment, Fraud, Intentional Emotional Distress, Defamation of Character, Conspiracy and Attempted Murder.

1. Plaintiff, Tania Jenkins is a consumer much like every person residing in the USA. On the Earth eating drinking and being merry has become an unspoken thread that is necessity to sustain every human life. It just so happens to also be intricately tied to USA traditions and celebrations. You take the point of living if you take food. Which is a loaded thought. Noone thinks about the things that makes the world spin that makes us as humans GO. That is the sun in our days. The moon in our nights. It is quite astounding that government, a system that in its fabric states its purpose, has cohesively put together a number of people who thought something so important as food something so vital irreplaceable and unforgettable as food could be not treated with the authority it requires. It's equal to a natural resource. Some people may be confused as to what I mean. Just left a grocery store. Plentiful. Just left a McDonalds. Tasty. But the issue is not resources or the amount of product. It is the functionality of these products. The usability. Imagine having grocery stores full of contaminated product. 10 percent. 20 percent. One percent. And have no idea where to look or begin. A victim waiting to happen and its 100 percent avoidable. And it's not dust dirt or Lint. Its HIV. And The government has made it federal law that we not question the food in our Mouths, who we are buying this food from when we should be. They have made it illegal to ask if your food is being served or prepared by an HIV person, In fact. if the resident of the USA are anything like me they had no idea until 12 months ago there are HIV positive people handling your food. Your burgers your fries your milkshake. Your pizza and it's not always by clean hands or smiling faces. And who can really trust a smiling face?

2. The information surrounding HIV is partly fact mixed with fiction mixed with fantasy land so much so that it leaves a person confused about how much they are at risk if they buy a milkshake. A pizza during a state of emergency--HIV people are on defense in attack mode and they are employed everywhere (hospitals police retail restaurants FBI computers cell phone companies and GPS). Or at rest. Which is probably most of the world right now. They have no idea their food is no longer A FREE CHOICE, A guilty pleasure that comes with no consequences outside a few extra calories. As of right now its become a matter of life or death. It has surpassed guilty pleasure its comfortably sitting at give the whole world HIV. It takes food, all together. According to statistics HIV dies when it hits the air. Which I'm nearly certain is not correct. I shared this with my CLEANNATION followers. But it is what makes me concerned. If a man has ejaculated and he has semen sitting on his head and then a woman proceeds to give oral sex and swallowed she more than likely has it right? The semen has been sitting on the head of his penis which is sitting in air. It would disprove a widely acknowledged theory that is putting billions of people at RISK. HIV to my acknowledge produces a smell, a very foul odor that identifies most positive people to anyone paying attention but it has also been brought to my attention you can mask the scent either with good medication or a lot of showers. I am still not sure which or if its both that helps mask the odor. And it works for a long period of time which is scary because you have to assume that if an HIV person has HIV and noone smells the scent meant to identify them they can contaminate food or the the biggest concern be hired and not be identified and contaminate food and not be identified. Noone is watching these people. This is just to present this information without BIAS but as a clean person. Even if they disproved MY THEORY that its incorrect that infected semen or vaginal fluid is dead when it hits the air. I personally wouldn't want a rat anywhere in my HOUSE let alone in my kitchen and im not attempting to be mean but there is a smell and is a contagious disease in someone vagina or penis. They become weapons. There is actually a law that should have tipped people off they have to keep places that handle food clean. Businesses close due to unsanitary conditions. I'm just really surprised. . AIDS Is commonly known as a sexually transmitted disease. We cross into inhumane and cruel if we entertain catching AIDS via food and all these companies agreed to it. I believe cruel and inhumane punishment is written somewhere on something as illegal ad prohibited. Food is AIR. There is no way around it. Sex can be taken from people and we would LIVE AND enjoy a full life. It's a choice.

3.I started Cleannation in March when I noticed that everywhere I went the products has Hiv WIPED on them and servers and cooks were identified by the smell. I walked out but my first thought was WTF is going on? Did they pay these people to scare me? Or is this the World? This cant be the world. The USA is great because of the freedom of CHOICE. The moment you tell people your food choices are limited because WE employ HIV positive people you take life over night. Happiness. Comfort. Christmas. Thanksgiving. New Years. Birthdays. Air. And im a thick girl. I love food. 12 midnight Ben and Jerry's. I haven't touched ice cream in probably a year. I'm not even eating real food outside of a properly sealed sandwich now and again from Walgreens. And even that im living on a prayer. I don't know where they get them from. But to give you proof the THREAT is enough to scare people into conformity. How does a bag of chips and tea sound next to a burger a salad from chopt? Horrible. But I've been making it work. Just imagine I suffered to avoid the threat of HIV only to catch it. The government firstly not telling us food is now a weapons secondly not being on our side when we call the cops OR when you wrote the law and thirdly making us suffer at all and for such a long period of time when its written on our bricks that you get the life your worked for and FOOD is free. In every sense of the world.

4. Bigger chains like CVS 7 Eleven Walmart Target might be able to handle an increase of refunds, damaged products or loss profit but other smaller probably will not be able to. But the retail stores have started making consumers responsible for tainted products via receipts. I don't usually keep receipts because I'm thinking I'm about to eat this so they caught me the first few months. No receipt. But some stores if you return more than two products they start refusing exchanges or refunds. To avoid hassle I sometimes just throw items away and don't seek a refund but that's probably coming to a close because my funds are limited. Smaller stores have an argument but I am one person much like alot of people. I don't have money to replace my grocery bill. or 20 30 percent of it. And I will appease some of is a heightened fear but most of it is a contaminated product or seal.So at this point the government has created it's own problem and is making everyone else responsible for it.

5. I originally was thinking we as the USA can take the president by force. But obviously those kind of things take time. And Ive been suffering for the past 3 months. In order to speed up whatever process there is involving creating law to remove HIV positive people from employment I'm thinking I can do both. Pursue a class action suit and put other things in place to ensure that everything is tied up at both ends. I imagine there will be push back from HIV positive people so there has to be some kind of plan that benefits both parties.

6. I wanted to explain my claims although I think most is self explanatory.

COUNT I, II, III, IV, VII, VI, VII,VIII and : Criminal Harassment, Cyber Harassment, Fraud, Intentional Emotional Distress, Defamation of Character, Conspiracy and Attempted Murder.

It is alarming that more than likely HIV positive people have targeted jobs in vital fields such as food (retail restaurants farms), health care field (hospitals etc) , law enforcement (FBI, police)and the technology field (computer, cell phone, GPS) because they want to ensure their place in the world. Unfortunately they have misclassifieds this disease as trivial it's actually quite deadly and unfortunately isolating due to its side affects. There are criminals everywhere and the government has put words in people's mouth and entrusted strangers with our AIR. With our food. I don't trust most people walking down the street. It was negligent to trust people with weapons with our food. You could probably drive yourself crazy with the what ifs. I'm sure most people don't know this life. All this for a burger? A milkshake? An Ice cream cone? But the even more alarming thing is most clean people will have a reaction to the smell but an emotional reaction to being tricked. So you get upset people about their food, their clothes and then HIV positive get upset and it becomes this person said something about HIV people. and its a long line of criminals. cell phone, internet, GPS, police, doctors phlebotomist and then retail. It becomes criminal harassment by functionality alone but im sure there are cases where it was exactly planned. How does a 5 star restaurant explain to a rich person an HIV person serving their food? Immediately, I'm thinking Joke. and then call the police. So you created blackmail on this person who doesn't eat anything less than a 100 plate of food? It just sounds crazy. What keeps me away from food is I keep saying is that it only takes one bite one sip one plate of food. And we all know the food that is a no no right now. But having AIDS is a dead man walking. It becomes attempted murder and murder.

Relief:

Remove all HIV people from employment immediately with 12 month severance pay.

Food is free until HIV positive people are removed--Food Stamps set monthly amount

Penalties for ALL new HIV CASES via food starting march 01, 2018 Stricter consequences

All stores, retail restaurants and department stores replace all equipment up to new facilities after HIV people are removed

I'm debating whether I should do this now or later. But Ive realized two problems with having HIV live in the same state well known people and a big problem is tainted products. So this is rough draft. Pick one state and have ALL HIV people more them there OR Security on the doors.

I want to write the LAW rules and policies regarding food handling and employees entering and exiting the building. camera and security handling.

I’ve noticed while at the bus stop near a sewer the water stinks. I would like to have the water cleaned or sanitized. surrounding the USA or large bodies of water.

Create he same stores with WHITE lettering for HIV positive people Hire HIV positive people but they cannot work in places that distribute food.

HIV TEST every 3 months FOR usa workers identify HIV positive people with a tiny red star on their left cheek red ids

2 YEAR CAMERA RUN BACK OF ALL COMPANIES STORES FAST FOOD PLACES AND GROCERY STORES

IDENTIFY AND PAY VICTIMS

AN APPROVED seal MUST GO ON ALL PRODUCTS at the extra 5 to 15 cents of the consumer

Remember a roughdraft. But ideas.

Respectfully submitted,

Cleannation

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