C: "-not to mention snexism."
A: "Sorry what was that?"
C: "Snake sexism. Snexism. Women don't have it easy in the snake world either."
That didn't sound like a real thing, Aziraphale thought, but he did not voice his concern. Claiming that snexism wasn't real sounded exactly like something a snexist would say.
6K notes
·
View notes
So many crack theories for the end of S2 and not one of you has put forth the obvious Bentley-Aziraphale body swap option. The car is now the Supreme Archangel of Heaven and Aziraphale is getting ridden low and slow through the closing credits. And here I thought this was a smart fandom... *shakes head*
6K notes
·
View notes
They survived the end of the world together
4K notes
·
View notes
Ok we have to talk about s2 moments that make me love Aziraphale even more
- pretending to be a journalist and just like. being as adorable and pure and kind of dumb as Muriel pretending to be a police officer
- going against Heaven to protect Job's children! He questioned Heaven twice, then tried to protect them from Crowley and then actually lied to the archangels to save them. HE WAS WILLING TO FALL FOR IT
- him actually grieving and hugging that jar with the tumour after the ressurectionist told him it was from a seven year old
- "you don't seem his type at all" *eyebrow raise*
- giving away his books! his books!!!!! to help Maggie and Nina
- "Smitten, I believe" *looks smittenly at Crowley*
- "You're being silly!" *adorably soft and tender*
- "well perhaps you could tell me...while we dance" AND HIS HAPPY FACE AND GRABBING CROWLEY BY THE HAND TO DANCE
- "You came to me. I said I would protect you and I will" he is an Angel of his word and even if he doesn't like Gabriel he will protect him! bc he promised it! we support a responsible, empathetic and caring being
- being shocked and putting a hand on Crowley's shoulder when they see Gabriel and Beelzebub together like "oh my, are you seeing what I'm seeing"
- THE SOFT LOOK TO CROWLEY - I MEAN I can't deal with it I can't watch this scene without tearing up (after Gabriel and Beelzebub vanish)
3K notes
·
View notes
Sometimes I think about how liberating that moment must have been for Aziraphale:
Like yeah, scary too, I'm not trying to paint Aziraphale's experience in Hell as some kind of a fun trip.
But also.
Angel spent most of his existence (since Before the Beggining!) fearing something would happen to Crowley. With a big part of this 'something' coming from the very fact of them being close - can you imagine living with the knowledge that you are one of the reasons why your loved one is perpetually in a mortal danger?
And here? Aziraphale has a chance to change it. Maybe not forever (though I think Aziraphale would want to believe it is possible), but for a while for sure.
Scare all of Hell's demons away from Crowley. Make Michael of Heaven aware that holy water won't work on him. Convince everybody that Crowley has a lot, a lot more to offer, and he's the one to be feared. Make people who might hurt Crowley- Beelzebub, Hastur, Dagon, Michael - agree to left him alone for foreseeable future.
Can you imagine - living with a fear so big that it has become basically a part of your identity, and then get a chance to laugh the sources of that fear in their faces? Break away from that constant feeling of terror and hopelessness, believe that you can finally save your loved one in a way that matters most to you?
Yes, it didn't last long - for 4 years at most. Then all that happened in S2 made it clear they won't be left alone by their higher-ups, and that their de facto partnership is still something that can be used to put a collar of fear on angel.
But that exact moment? I think it was everything for Aziraphale.
618 notes
·
View notes
when true love’s kiss fails. when it doesn’t mean anything. when it means everything but it’s too late anyway. when it’s not enough. when it can’t change what you've already set in motion. i forgive you. don't bother. neil gaiman i am in your WALLS
2K notes
·
View notes
in my mind they are already married and retired on permanent vacation, but I'll wait for season 3 ig 🤷🏻♀️
just a silly drawing that I actually did when this DT pic dropped, but never quite liked how it turned out so I never posted it... but here it is now ig, happy new year!! 🎊
2K notes
·
View notes
okay but consider: stede faked his death at the end of series 1. not only is ed going around gatecrashing weddings and imagining himself as the bride, he could be doing all of it under the impression that stede bonnet is dead.
938 notes
·
View notes