#and it’s slipping out of my grasp

[cheebuss]

my beautiful wife who hates me (also crinkled nimbus cat because he is like her to me)

[cloudcountry]

kinetic molecular theory,,, fuck it we ball

[z0mbiefvcker]

the pain of losing ur hyperfixation bc u found a new one is kicking my ass rn

[chizucore]

love it when an author has a character in a book narrate a gross thought or five and the reviews are like “absolutely disgusting filth. disgusting things happened and were said.” Have you guys never had a gross thought…do you seriously see no value in acknowledging those kinds of thoughts in literature…OK…live in terror and shame ig

[peachyykira]

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[fragrantpines]

I have a lot mixed feelings about the second part of the event.

[stayatsam]

yippeee i have a consultation with a new psychiatrist and possible therapist next week

[a-crawling-chaos]

latin and spanish writing look virtually the same to me so sometimes i'll just unthinkingly translate latin

its so great

[field-of-sungflowers]

I have spent all day deep cleaning the kitchen so I'll have room to cook but now i have no energy to cook

[pinkfaerylanterns]

Getting a Cinnamoroll Buildabear was like surviving the Hunger Games

[mintacle]

i would literally kill ten men with my bare hands to get a more detailed explanation of your batfam philosophy post

You. What? I just- for real??

I'm very suspicious that you are actually just saying this to allow me to indulge anon, but you know what, I really barely even need a nudge.

So out of selfish indulgance, love for you, anon and to save those ten people from your ultimately futile violence, I shall elaborate. However I will do so in four seperate posts positively reeking of both nerdiness and geekhood, since a single post would get too long...

[wilsons-hotlittleprettyboymouth]

I’m literally experiencing again 90% of the problems that caused me to attempt in May and I barely survived that. Against my will. I HAVE to get out of my abusive parents’ house and I REALLY need to get Anthony out of his abusive dad’s house. His dad is somehow actually worse than any of my parents. This is the fourth weekend in a row that I have not been allowed at the house all weekend. Anthony works 10 hours a day M-Th and 6 hours Friday. Anthony PAYS RENT and is not allowed to close his bedroom door when I’m here. Being perpetually under the control of an abusive parent is actually ruining me. We NEED to move out.

[slippery-minghus]

adamantly reminding myself that there is a normal and understandable reason that i feel so overstimulated. that it's not just happening wildly out of my control (with no hope of saving myself) and that it will get better in a few days 😵

[midnightkyte]

fan fiction (by me of my characters)

au where spice cats ginger saffron cayenne paprika cinna form a gay band (NOT A BOY BAND FUCK YOU ONE DIRECTION CISHET WHITE BOY I THE FUCFKB 011743 the co) they are the diff erent roles paprika the heartthrob cinna the kawaii one saffron the emo one cayenne the bad boy (like cascada song) ginger the one who doesnt know what the FUCK hes doing there wh awhgat isssss WHATSSD HAPPEING NOOOOOOOOOOO so it is a gay band very homo aquired one million queer fans finally………..the mission. it is complete. its time to destroy capitalism. “CAYENNE THATS A GRENADE” cinna pleads to no avail (she is a pacifist like undertale. meanwhile cayenne is on genocide run and the world is his undertale). BOOOOMFHGKDH CAPITALISM DIED. AAAAAA “lmao it’s chill capitalism sucked anyways,” says saffron. “homeade bong im 14,” paprika agrees with a wise nod of their head. “fine…. we can destroy the government but let me neko neko ni first!! :3” cinna giggles. the band seemed to be in agreement until…..GINGER PUNCHED CAYENE???? OMG!!! BETRAYAL!!! cayenne falls to the ground, blood dripping from his nostril. was ginger…… a capitalist?? How could he betray them!! saffron stares at their best friend in betrayal, awayting answer. “ginger… are you an animal i have beccome by 3 days grass?” ginger chuckles nervously. “lol nah actually i have autism and i stim by punching things. when cayenne is dumb i stim all over him.” oh!! ok!! a relief flood over the room saffron paprika cinna (cats) embrace ginger (cat) while cayenne (cat) gazes off into the distance. “brock olbama and the chaos emrolds.” he says darkly. this was true, they all knew it. each and every spice cat knew it. but they would face it another day. Papriksa interrupted “stfu cayenne lets sing bad romance by lady gaga.” OMG!!! CAYENNE STANNED LADY GAGA!! HE GOT ANIME EYES AND SAID “YAS QUEEN!!!!!” they all loved lady gags their favorites bad romance (hot) born this way (gay) and poker face (cant read my). ggggggg good game good game saffron wins world series cinna wins world cup paprika wins nba cayenne wins super bowl ginger wins PISTON CUP???? GINGER WINS PISTON CUP!!!!! vrrr vrrrrr vvrrrrr certified lightning mcqueen moment goin down to southwest missori state university WHAT the fuck!!! its my state (misery)!!! an ad atarts to play to advertise collage. i shit the ad with a gun. anyways. not even a distant land we stuck on a whole different planet no peace looking at the sky troubles always all around so we st. SOOO THE SPICE CATS ARE GAYYY AND THEY ARE SINGINGGG AND THEY ARE STRONGER THAN YOU (copyright by ganret steven unibrow). gay gay homosexual gay trans OH NO LOOK OUT SPICE CATS ITS A NUCLEAR WARHEAD!! OH SHIT THEY HAVE AIRPODS IN THEY CANT HEAR US!!! BOOOMMMKGHDKDHS. they died. thanks for reading my fan fiction be sure to like and subscribe and file your fafsa or gibby (icarly) will file for your funeral. goodbye.