#and it's about scamster

[cowboyskeletons]

*insane about media voice* i am normal about media

[best-teen-polycule]

love how when we learned hermie was the son of jodie and scam dndads fanartists collectively decided to make him look half non-euclidean trickster god but did nothing to make him look anything like jodie.

[rooolt]

happy pride month to scamster family im still so deeply obsessed with that trio of horrid bisexuals. They’re all bisexual, they’re all awful, and they’ve never had a successful relationship between them, not because they’re bisexual, but because they’re awful

[citruscore]

they have gilfs down in hell??

[jack-the-fool]

early scamster:

jodie looking at scam: i think I can fix him

scam smiling at jodie: oh i'm gonna make him SO MUCH worse <3

[tiredbread]

local man makes crackship canon, more at 11

[silverlistenstothings]

amazing! the guy who scammed you out of thousands of dollars somehow became even more insufferable!

[justablah56]

raugh guys help I'm still thinking about scamster

[ourskiesaboveus]

Scam DnDads Likely. You’re welcome

YEAHHHHHHH

scam likely my favorite horrible guy

[laurenablack]

I don't remember what each of the anchors are but I'm fingers crossed hoping for the drama of Jodie being the anchor of resentment or betrayal and the reason being that Scam didn't tell him about Hermie

Because DRAMAAAA

[reindeer-dad]

📬💍

Get to know my character through an ask!

💍 - Does Rudy wear any type of jewelry?

Back in college, Rudy once pierced his antlers to put gages in it. He even considered getting a septum piercing! The deal-breaker was that he didn't want to “break the shine” of his nose, which he had finally learned to appreciate (Noelle’s not the only one in the family who had weird ideas about random stuff).

Now a settled-down old guy, wearing his wedding ring is a given. He has a set of cuff links and a necktie pin gifted to him by his father-in-law used for formal occasions, such as for his wife's city council meetings. The classy pin doesn't fit his kitschy ties and he’s not that particularly fond of the over-expensive set. However, Carol likes him wearing them, so he'll do it for her.

📬 - A mysterious letter has just been found in Rudy's mailbox.  How does he react?  Who would it be from?

Speaking of jewelry, the mysterious letter would be attached to an A4-sized flier of necklaces for sale. It'd say:

CAN'T [functioning] A COMPUTER BUT WANT TO [friend request accept] THESE [obvious scams]?

[Run] THROUGH THIS FLIER TO FIND THE [fattest], SHINIEST [chain] TO [trap] YOUR VERY OWN [sugar daddy] AND [sugar mommy]. CHOOSE BETWEEN [yellow], [sliver], or [floss]. MIX AND MATCH PENDANTS  FOR [adverse affects]. YOUR [hochi mama]S ARE GUARANTEED TO SAY "[shove it]" AFTER [financing] IT TO THEM!

ACT NOW [ or   die. ] BEFORE SUPPLIES RUN OUT!

Rudy would be like, "Hey. How ancient do they think I am?? I know how to use a computer!" and wonder if he's suffering a stroke or something. XD

[martinifruit]

My friend who hasn’t finished even season one yet (they’re on the body swap episode) has found out about scamster. They are obsessed with scamster to the point of asking me to make them a bracelet for them. I am now patiently waiting for hermie to show up and either make their day or ruin it depending on how much they like him. This’ll be fun.

For the record I told them I would make a bracelet and I am fully prepared to just make a hermie bracelet because I think that would be funny.

[rooolt]

it’s like, okay if we think about the timeline for a moment hermie is presumably the same age as most of the teens so like ~15 and Lincoln is a year older than them (biologically) and so let’s assume Lincoln was a few months old during the time of the most recent episode, that would put scam either immediately before hermie or in like a hermie pregnancy era, implying he and Jodie are still together, and in this episode we can clearly see that his attitude is that a baby is all a couple needs to stay together. So just like,,,,,,,,, what happened?!!???!!!

[watchingyoufromthestars]

Finally cleaned this up so here’s my DnDads ultimate ship opinions list. I was waiting until after s2 ended to clean this up in case I had any final opinion changes with the last few episodes. Please don’t bash me for any of these. The DnDads fandom is generally very nice but shipping discourse is something that can get heated no matter the fandom.

Dads

Henry Darryl: very neutral. I understand the ship I just never fully got on the boat

Henry Glenn: absolutely fucking feral about them do not get me started on Glennry

Darryl Glenn: feral in a different way that I don’t know how to describe other than toxic yaoi in the way that they’re damaged but refuse to talk about it so they kiss about it instead

Loveeeeeeee polydads but only as Henry/Glenn/Darryl. Not really a Ron shipper I love him and Samantha too much. Ron and Glenn’s friendship is very important to me though

In terms of Jodie, I don’t really ship him with any of the main dads, ESPECIALLY not Glenn. Even if Jimmy didn’t play Jodie I’d still never ship them. Wish Scamster was real and not completely a scam because they’re literally a crackship become real except it was never a crackship before canon. It’s surprising to me that they weren’t really shipped beforehand

Henry Mercedes: THE T4T OF ALL TIME BABEYYYYY. Absolutely iconic couple, fate was in their favor with how they met they were destined for each other

Darryl Carol: After hearing how Darryl talked about his family in Heaven, I was actually really happy they ended up not getting divorced. They clearly had a rough patch as seen in s1, but they genuinely love each other and I love how devoted to her Darryl is. The little finger puppet he made of her in the time out zone… :,)

Glenn Morgan: GLORGAN!!!!!!!!! Oh my god these two tear me apart. I am feral for Glorgan angst there’s too much to work with. More people need to start calling them Glorgan instead of Morglenn please please please please pretty please indulge me in my silly ship name

Ron Samantha: sobbing. They’re so sweet. The distinction that Samantha is also a little silly is very important to me. They love each other so fucking much

Kiddads

Nicky Sparrow: didn’t realize how much I love them for a good while but when I did oh god I love them so so much. T4T it’s so real to me that they’re both trans

Nicky Lark: used to like it but yall mischaracterize Nicky so much in fics. If yall want toxic yaoi just ship Grant and Lark I’m so serious

Nicky Terry: sobs. They were best friends. I don’t personally ship them but the fact that Terry said he was his best friend… that line rattles around in my brain so often

Nicky Grant: recently learned this might get shipped and has THE coolest ship name. Crossfire I love you but for the ship name alone

Sparrow Terry: I think I’ve seen this shipped a few times but only in the context of Terry/Nicky/Sparrow. Not my personal cup of tea though

Sparrow Grant: I don’t see this shipped too often but they have the worst ship name ever /aff. Wtf is a spant lol. Also I’m too much team transfem Sparrow to feel comfortable shipping this

Lark Terry: do not know the appeal of Gun Control but their ship name is fun

Lark Grant: toxic yaoi central. They both need intense therapy but them both being so fucked up is what makes them interesting not that that’s healthy though

Terry Grant: I see them more in a qpr place than anything romantic. I have one fic of them that’s bookmarked on Safari because I think about a part from it from time to time

Don’t have any poly ships for them

In terms of s2 spouses I so desperately wished we could’ve seen more of them. We barely get to see them

Nicky Cassandra: Telling Taylor his dad was a good man and that she misses him every day makes me think they parted on good terms. But then Nicky disappeared because of FBI shit. In another life maybe they could’ve worked.

Sparrow Rebecca: more ugly sobbing. I’m unsure on my sparroace thoughts if they’d end up getting divorced post-finale but I know they’re not fully separating or breaking up. They really are in love but it’s unconventional and messy.

Terry Veronica: I think the reveal that Terry is infertile is a nice touch to their relationship. It sounds weird to say and I feel like I might word this all weirdly. Him being unable to have bio kids but finding love in someone who wants to raise a kid with him anyways. Veronica finding new love again after a supposedly abusive relationship. Both of those combined is something I really love.

Grant Marco: Canon gays ftw. The Titanic episode was so generous in letting us get to see their dynamic. Obviously Grant still has a long way to go in finding self love but I’m so happy he found someone who can support him and loves him back like this.

Teens

Normal Scary: ugly sobbing over them I love them so much. Cradling my madomagi and tma aus with them as madohomu and jmart

Normal Taylor: yearning for the early s2 days like when they went to Sonic and made some devious plan off screen I wish they had more silly interactions together. Was truly fed with the kareoke intro and them bonding over costume making for a minute. Tayloak could be so interesting if there was more material to work with

Normal Link: Childhood BFFs to Lovers; I wish they could’ve hung out more as kids but all that happened

Normal Hermie: I get the hype but I have personal reasons for feeling neutral on them that I wish I could get over. Good soup though /ref

Scary Taylor: see them too much as a sibling dynamic to ever ship them

Scary Link: respect to all y’all shippers but I do not gothcleats and will leave it at that forever. I can only accept the finale with my transfem Link hc

Scary Hermie: I love Scene Partners. These stupid kids and reflecting each other /aff

Taylor Link: one that I can’t believe I didn’t ship sooner they’re so silly

Link Hermie: I think this one is very funny (/pos) but not my personal vibe

Love love LOVEEEEEEEE Marloakworthy AUGH. A giant triangle of everyone paralleling each other

Polywagon I love you; cannot believe you’re real and genuinely canon. This is just Homestuck again when Hussie said all ships are canon (DnDads never beating the Homestuck allegations from me)

Scary Erica: wish there were more interactions I love Erica so much but alas she’s a guest NPC. “You awaken a lightness in me” sapphic ass Scary I know what you are

[raemeh]

thinking about scamster,

thinking about how scam believes that having a child will save a relationship when thinking of calling it quits,

thinking about how he even went out of his way to test out his theory on Marco and Grant when they were having trouble with going back on their marriage,

thinking about how he thought he was proven right,

thinking about how maybe scam and Jodie might’ve had a disagreement,

thinking about scam potentially being scared of Jodie leaving

thinking about the year long relationship these two had

thinking about how that potentially been the deepest connection scam had to anyone maybe the same if not even more than mark

thinking about maybe as a last resort scam had hermie to convince him to stay

thinking about how happy he would’ve been to raise hermie along with Jodie in hell

thinking about his hopes were shattered in front of him as he saw Jodie’s anxiety of suddenly having another kid out of the blue

thinking about the fight that would ensue between him and Jodie because of this.

thinking about how he realized he was wrong

thinking about how he might see hermie as “the thing that ruined his marriage”

thinking about how he also gave him to wealthy parents, caring about him enough that he wouldn’t want him to have a financial rough life,

thinking about how scam has put hermie and his friends in danger at least three times, two of which were on purpose

thinking about how the ways he puts hermie in danger he does it ina way where he can’t see him/there’s too much going on in that he doesn’t have to focus on it

thinking about scam trying to convince himself that he doesn’t care if hermie dies

Thinking about how he doesn’t care if someone kills him

thinking about how hermie would react to his father not caring if he’s dead

thinking about how Jodie would feel about scam not caring if hermie’s dead

thinking about Scam and Jodie

[itsbrucey]

Also I forgot to say this but I was thinking about Scamster as a ship and how it's so much going on at once but it made me realize that like,,,, Jodie was "with" the other dads as a Glenn replacement in the altered timeline/within his memories. He would've seen and experienced everything up to the Trial.

So that means he encountered and killed the Library with them ( all the hand bullshit included). He canonically knows who Dennis is, so therefore knows about Mark Likely. And he would've been with the dads when Scam Likely punked them when Glenn stole the van, when Scam Likely stole the gems + made them play truth or dare, and when Scam Likely DIED AND GOT REBORN AS WELL ACTUALLY.

AND HE STILLED FUCKED THAT ENTITY!!!!!!

Through it all he still looked over at Scam like " would" like GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME FOSTER WE'RE LOSING MONEY!!!!!! DAMN!!!!!!!!!