#and just under the wire too LMAOO

[d0llcuries]

CURIOSITY

pairing(s): orion pax x fem!cybertronian!reader

summary: you caught him red-handed! fortunately for him, he doesn't seem to mind at all.

author's note: the way nobody asked for this LMAOO. whateverr

orion wasn’t supposed to be here.

the hall of records in iacon wasn’t a place for mechs like him—too quiet, too controlled. it was nothing like the mines, where everything was loud and constantly breaking down. his frame wasn’t built for the delicate silence that lingered in the air. it was all too clean, too refined. he was just a miner—rough around the edges, marked by the press of hard labor, the grit of his life below ground still clinging to him like an afterthought. here, it was still, like even the air was afraid to move, and orion, with his dirt-covered plating and rough edges, felt out of place by just breathing in it.

it hummed with the weight of millennia-old history, each data strip stacked with a kind of knowledge he’d never needed before, never cared to learn. and yet, here he was, stepping into a space where the glow of the archive lights felt like a spotlight aimed straight at his back. it felt wrong to be here. but he was.

he had to be. the others were counting on him. counting on this risk, this stupid, reckless chance he’d taken because no one else would. because he was the only one dumb enough to think sneaking into the archives could make a difference, that he might actually find something useful buried in all these ancient records. something to change things for them. help the miners, help the mechs who spent their whole lives breaking their frames for endless crates of energon. give them a way out of the dirt and the darkness, show the rest of cybertron that those born without a cog were just as worthy and special as those who could transform.

now, he didn’t exactly have a plan, but he figured he’d know what to when the opportunity to do something presented itself. that was the kind of logic he lived by: act first, figure it out later. it hadn’t killed him yet.

but then he saw her, and everything else fell apart.

she was standing by one of the consoles, a mech built for this kind of space—quiet, composed, her movements deliberate. smooth lines and soft curves. she blended into the room like she was part of it, but orion couldn’t stop looking. it was like the stillness bent around her, and she was the only thing real in the room.

his processor lagged, cycling through useless thoughts about how different she was from anything he’d seen before. how calm she was, how she seemed to belong here, where he didn’t. and, for a moment, he almost forgot why he came. he was staring, no point in denying it, and that’s when she spoke.

“you’re not supposed to be here.”

his frame stilled, optics shifting from the corridor back to her—leaned up against the console, her posture relaxed in a way that made him second-guess his decision to leave. “uh… not exactly, no.”

“and you are here because…?”

he scratched the back of his neck, shifting his weight. “i figured it wouldn’t hurt to look around. you know, expand my knowledge and all that.”

“right.” her voice stayed even, neutral, though the faintest twitch of her mouth gave her away. “because miners always come to the archives to ‘expand their knowledge.’”

he laughed under his breath, the sound short and awkward. “well, we’re full of surprises.”

“clearly.” she tilted her head slightly, optics lingering on him a second longer than necessary. “you must be very curious.”

he shrugged, stepping closer. “i like to think i’m a mech of many interests.”

she raised a brow, almost teasing now. “you take interest in sneaking into places you don’t belong?”

he smiled a little, trying to keep his voice casual. “just a little.”

she hummed in understanding and everything remained silent for a while.

“you gonna turn me in?”

her optics flickered down, back up again, and something about the way she looked at him made the wires in his chest feel tighter, more constricted. “you really thought i would just let you walk out of here without saying anything?”

“i was hoping for something along those lines, yeah,” he said with a small grin.

she studied him for a moment, her gaze steady but unreadable. then, with the faintest tilt of her head, she asked, “and what do i get out of that?”

he blinked, not expecting that question either. “what do you want?”

her lips quirked, not quite a smile, but close. “now that depends on the offer.”

“the offer?” his voice dropped slightly, a playful edge slipping into his tone. “what makes you think i’m in a position to offer anything?”

“you’re the one sneaking around in a restricted area,” she countered, her optics narrowing just slightly, the amusement clear now in her voice. “seems like you’re the one who needs something from me.”

he exhaled, leaning in just a little, close enough that the air between them felt charged. “maybe i’m just here for the conversation.”

“mm.” her gaze flicked down briefly, then back up to meet his. “you must be terribly bored to come all this way for that.”

“not bored,” he said quickly, almost too quickly, and then laughed at himself. “just… curious. like i said.”

her optics lingered on him, and this time, there was no question in the way they softened, even if her expression remained cool. “you could’ve come during normal hours, you know.”

“where’s the fun in that?” his grin widened slightly. “besides, it’s quieter this way. fewer interruptions.”

the corner of her mouth lifted just enough to be considered a smile. “so you like the quiet?”

he shrugged again, trying to keep things light despite the way her gaze seemed to make his processor stall. “sometimes. depends on the company.”

…

“so,” she continued after a beat, her voice back to that easy, cool lilt, “what do you plan to do with your ‘expanded knowledge’ now?”

orion blinked, his processor stuttering again. “uh…”

she smiled then, fully this time, and it hit him like a shock to his circuits. “that’s what i thought.”

he laughed, more out of nerves than anything, but he couldn’t help the way his own smile lingered. “guess i’ll have to figure that out.”

“i guess you will.” her voice was soft now, her optics still holding his, and for a moment, neither of them moved.

then, without another word, she turned back toward the console, like nothing had happened, like the entire conversation hadn’t left his spark thrumming in his chest. “you should go,” she said casually, though there was something warmer in her tone now, something almost amused. “before i change my mind.”

orion straightened, forcing a breath he didn’t realize he’d been holding. “right. i, uh… yeah. i’ll go.”

but as he took a step toward the door, he hesitated, glancing back over his shoulder. “unless, of course… you want me to stick around.”

“another time, maybe.”

he nodded, more to himself than to her, and turned to leave. “i’ll hold you to that.”

as he slipped out into the hallway, he couldn’t help but feel lighter, his spark still humming with the unspoken tension that hung in the air between them. maybe he’d have to find an excuse to sneak in again.

[foxtricksterwriting]

Long Furby Crafting

Author's Note: Elijah is turning out very annoying, which is exactly how they're supposed to be lmaoo.

Tags: @piece-of-the-pie-if

Summary: Elijah bullied Theo and Charlie into helping them make a long furby. Here's their process lol.

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"Okay, so here's all the things we'll need for this surgery," Elijah drops a box onto the floor in the middle of their friends. "Surgery?" Theo questions, peering into the box. "Oh boy," Charlie pulls out a sheet of faux gray-and-sparkly fur and a long bendy white thing, "What in the hell is this?"

"That's going to be my daughters spine, Charlie," Elijah explains as they snag their furby of their bed. They hold the toy up for the other two to see, "This is my daughter, Starlight. Over the course of tonight and tomorrow, she will be reborn into the glorious monstrosity she was always meant to be!"

"We're dissecting a furby?" Theo asks. "Not just dissecting, bestie. We are going to turn her into her ultimate form: the long furby!" Elijah's blue eyes shine with excitement. They unceremoniously drop to the floor, careful not to damage their 'daughter.' "I scrounged up a sewing kit. We're gonna hand sew this little fucker since none of us own a sewing machine," They set Starlight down next to them as they pull a small sewing kit out of the box. "Elijah, why is there dental floss in here?" Their friend sighs as he fishes out a new thing of dental floss. "I've heard that dental floss is stronger than normal thread! Don't worry, I got normal thread, too," They uncover five spools of gray thread and drop them onto the ground. Charlie laughs and stops one before it can roll into the abyss under their bed. "I already made a pattern for her body, so we don't have to worry about figuring that out. I have to remove her skin, so can you guys cut the fur?" They grab the wire cutters and scissors from their material box.

An hour later....

"Oh god."

"What, Theo? Are you disturbed by seeing a furby's innards?" Elijah laughs as they try to free the face plate. "No; you're using scissors to unscrew something," He despairs. "It's fiiinnee," They whisper at him. The duo perk up when Charlie's phone rings. They set the tube-in-progress in their lap and check their phone. They light up, "it's Julie!"

"Answer it!! I must show off my monstrosity!" Elijah bounces in place. Their friend doesn't need any further prompting. They tap the screen then say "Hey!"

"LOOK AT MY FURBY!!" Elijah screams, shoving themself into Charlie's side. "Elijah!" Theo tries to grab and pull them back but it's too late; they end up barreling into Charlie and sprawling across the ground.

A few hours later.....

"Okay, Starlight's head is done.... well, mostly. We have to do the ears," Elijah slumps against their bed. "Her body is.... about halfway done?" Charlie holds the tube up in front of them. "Don't forget her feet," Theo throws the little detached feet into their lap. ".....Fuck," They groan. "Theo, is her heart done?" Elijah asks.

"Yep, it's right here," He holds up the little light blue stuffed heart. They take it from him, inspecting it. It's obviously hand stitched by a first time seamster. "It's perfect!" They smile at him, "now, should we attach it to the spine so it'll probably stay in place? Or should we just throw it into the stuffing?"

"Is the heart going to move much?" Charlie asks. "I don't know..." The pink-and-red haired person pouts at the heart, then looks at the spine. After a minute, they decide, "I'll just attach it to the spine. Can't hurt her."

The next day....

"Is she done?"

"Almost," Elijah says, finishing some last minute stitching. A minute later they proudly hold out the gray stuffed toy that's just about as long as they are tall, "Ta-da!! My daughter!"

"That's a lot bigger than I thought it'd be," Theo laughs. "What're we going to do with her?" Charlie asks, taking Starlight from them. "Go hang out, show her off.... potentially scare people," Elijah answers with a laugh. They take the furby from Charlie and wrap it around their shoulders, "Let's terrorize the town!" Theo shakes his head.

[henswilsons]

and my heart beats

buck/eddie | 27k+ | ao3

Christopher grows up. Eddie plants a garden.

It’s Chimney, who brings it up first.

“At this point I don’t think I know how to do anything except be a dad,” he says, with a laugh, and it’s not the point of the conversation, fatherhood, only that Buck said that he’s been thinking about signing up for a sport at the local rec centre and if anyone would be willing to double up in pickleball with him, and Bobby said he and Athena already played tennis, and Hen said she didn’t believe in racket sports, and Chimney said, I would, but at this point I don’t think I know how do anything except be a dad, and Eddie:

Eddie stands at the kitchen, with his hands tight around a scalding cup of coffee, wearing the BEST DAD socks Carla and Christopher got him for Christmas, while Christopher goes to the park with his friends after school for the first time and then gets the bus home by himself and feeling weirdly, unexpectedly, unstitched by it all.

read on ao3!

[staliasjeronica]

Riverdale S5 Ep11 Thoughts *Spoilers*

thoughts under cut to keep tag from being cluttered :)

- Oh yeah I forgot that Chad was blackmailing Veronica about the dirty dealings in her company even though it’s not her at all (unless it’s just been so long and I’ve forgotten but she’s my baby and I feel like I would’ve remembered but-

- Hiram and this dumb prison is one of the worst things for this show it’s a constant plot of people escaping and it’s so annoying like sure Hiram owns it and he was in the jail but no one has, like, taken him back to jail…??? Hiram is a fucking disease smh

- “back to remote learning” why didn’t you just stay that way though… like even right now in covid schools are opening back up and kids are complaining because it’s still not safe so like… just… go back to it??? I’m so not built for this world fasdhfkahf

- Veronica and Smithers 🥺🥺💞💞

- the way Veronica hugs Archie is so cute bc she’s so tiny but like she always gives her all and Archie is just 😐 never giving anything ahjfsdfsh it’s quite sad you can tell how done KJ is with Varchie lol

- “I really hate that I’m dragging you through this.” … what about constantly pulling him into your mob boss father mess that the writers refuse to allow you to escape from?

- “until you and Chad are officially done, I think we should keep our distance.” Varchie bones!!! you just KNOW that Archie has been looking forward to this because that man is whole heartedly in love with Betty and has been since forever and that while Chad prolongs the divorce papers, Archie will not be waiting for Veronica considering he doesn’t want her. Varchie = bones we love to see it!

- now who tf would join Penelope Blossom’s ministry… no one, realistically.

- can Cheryl stop being given the craziest and usually most boring plots ever please...

- Not someone holding a gun to Tabitha literally don’t hurt Riverdale’s best girl weirdo

- these bitches really haven’t aged huh…. poor Veronica though being robbed but like they stole some watches or something and the opal like that’s all you take..?? okay-

- Fangs 💞💞💞💞💞 also rip to him having to work with his ex tho

- STOP HAVING ARCHIE GO TO HIRAM WE’RE TIRED

- You know considering the whole reason why Hiram is still here as the villain and ruining Veronica’s life/growth to keep her in his plots al because Mark is a big soap opera celeb and apparently brings in money, you’d assume they would give him GOOD shit instead of everything he’s gotten. If they hadn’t of hired Mark can you imagine how much better off the show would be if they didn’t have to keep him around bc of his status????? God why-

- Reggie’s always there for Veronica muah…. oh fuck me I guess fjasjkdf

- “I work for one Lodge and it’s not you.” lmao okay??? you acting like that’s a flex, and that you’re working for the better Lodge who literally left you to die after the Serpents thought you shot Fangs so-

- MARTY BEING WHY REGGIE IS WORKING FOR HIRAM…….. YOUR DAD IS ABUSIVE LET HIM HANDLE HIS OWN DEBT??? God both Veronica and Reggie are always fucked over when it comes to their parents huh

- don’t you just love when they make characters act ooc for a plot ahhhhhh it’s totally fun to watch and totally not frustratingly annoying

- “FOR OLD TIMES SAKE.” 💞💞💞 we love Veggie even though they made Veronica act ooc and hurt him back then and they weren’t given an actual chance.

- “don’t be such a Betty” now why is Betty so surprised she only ever had fun when she was with Archie, when she’s with Jughead all she did was do what she wanted and order him around so likeefjhakdfh

- “he shouldn’t really be my problem anymore.” BUGHEAD BONES YASSSSS

- I know it was just a sound they used but like that squish sound when Darla kicked Tom’s face… did she like smash his face in damn what is this The Walking Dead?

- see the problem with them randomly bringing characters/parents in when they need them is that they’re never around so like no one really cares… like they could have utilized the parents so much (and Skeet and Marisol never would have left) and it would have been so much better than random appearances that make them look incompetent and awful parents because they’re never there during all the other times their kids need them. but we have to see the two toxic parents that won’t go away constantly??? literally what the fuck

- Betty calling Jughead’s writing cringey wbk she’s never liked his writing she was just stroking his ego bc she was his gf and had to be supportive lmaoo

- why are these 60+ year old men beating up Jughead like for why???

- so they just forgot that Tom was checking in on the convict huh gotta love dumbing down characters for plot!

- Fangs with his switchblade muah

- jealous Tabitha muahhh over a password

- “wait THE BETTY?"

- Cheryl looks so good

- Find meaning in his death… girl didn’t you not care that your husband killed your son over the illegal maple stuff I forgot the plot but it was something illegal and dumb

- “drain the vein” …...

- Reggie helping muah

- Why is Archie acting like an ass? like sure he doesn’t know that Chad is abusive and toxic but c’mon fucker you cheated on her and never apologized and you don’t even wanna be with her in the first place so why are you acting like you’re personally hurt sit down

- God Archie really hates Veronica huh… I don’t even blame him considering the shit she’s brought him into time and time again.

- Jughead was kicked like maybe five times yet he was fine falling out of a two story window and the serpent imitation but now he needs antibiotics..? plot convenience!

- literally don’t remember anything about Doc tbh or him talking to Donna and Bret like—

- ever since Negan people are obsessed with bats with barbed wire.

- also! yes please kill Hiram <3 I know they end up saving him bc of the opal but c'mon

- they searched basically nothing for five seconds wow such great detective work you guys!

- we know you just want his manuscript Jessica

- Cheryl with her rainbow skirt how cute!

- “daddykins” girl you’re like 25

- Veronica acting like she cares about Hiram fjsadhkfhas these guys thinking that they’d kill Hiram even though they need him lol

- bad bitch Ronnie we love her even though she’s gonna have to save her father to save others and get her opal </3

- not Veronica calling Archie first and not Kevin considering Kevin’s dad is there…. this is the pandering va fan service bs we have bc it makes no sense and it’s so forced

- Fangs knowing Archie rides with tools in his truck mmhm that’s a little sus idk how but archiefangs agenda coming through!

- no one would actually believe that Jessica ashkjdfsj and they take this bait…??? you gotta be joking lmao

- Jug got to help doc this time 🥺😭

- …. tell me why when he said boyfriend I immediately thought of Reggie I hate myself for wishing fahsdjkfsafj

- okay as cheesy and corny and awful the fight scene is since they posted a clip of it, them working together is so refreshing and nice we love leader!Veronica bc she’s so good at it. but the show only cares for Betty which is funny since she’s an awful detective fbahsdjfj

- my god enough with Jason’s body!!!!!!!!! you burned his body please let him stay dead let his body rest

- okay but the back and forth from Betty and Jessica is so good like I wish we could get that kind of rivalry drama type stuff all the time. too bad they refuse to let Veronica act like a normal person and get angry at being cheated on and such :/ when will Veronica slap the fuck out of Betty

- he’s not a blameless victim but Betty take responsibility for how awful a person you are PLEASE

- THE VOICEMAILLLLLLL Jughead only speaks the truth! it’s weird that he only realized what we all knew about Betty after but whatever, finally he gets upset like damn. also jeronica crumb he’s the only one to ever include Veronica smh ALSO Cole acted the fuck outta this voice mail muah

- the way Betty just sits there uncaring… she really is a freak huh god when will someone punch her in the face and take her ego down a million notches she’s so annoying

- “that’s darkness.” …?? what?

- the way bh’s relationship parallels jughead’s with Jessica though. the unhealthy habits, the bad energy, etc. except Jessica left it and Betty didn’t and it turned Betty into whatever the fuck this is. I miss s1 Betty :/

- so when will they sue Jessica for drugging them? mmhm probably never

- poor Tabitha being the only one who cares about jughead tho

- oh no I forgot there was a random musical number…

- you’re gonna have Betty and Tabitha act like THAT and not put them together so rude

- when will Cheryl be free from her mom. is was like turned on by abuse or something sigh why do the toxic (and most boring!) parents get plots and screen time and everyone else doesn’t...

- Veronica would be able to do Moree than pepper spray but whatever only Betty is allowed be “badass"

- fangs being fangs ugh so sexy my babyyyyy

- Trevor Stines is so attractive it’s a shame they only bring him back for five seconds to traumatize Cheryl over and over again though </3

- wow varchie in a pop’s booth what season is this again??

- god it’s so upsetting how amazing varchie would have been as just friends…

- the way he smiled at Veronica was so contradicting to the blank, “please don’t” expression when she was telling him she was gonna get divorced as fast as possible. why can’t he just admit he doesn’t want to be with her!!!!!! my god they’ve put off barchie long enough just let them be together so their characters can finally act in character and stop being so awful and annoying

- “this cause” what cause you fucking weirdo

- not Hiram threatening the mayor he could literally be your downfall if we had good writers fjasdkjfasf

- jughead how would you have killed him with a small wooden basket

- I like doc so much but I know we’ll never see him again until we randomly need him seasons from noow

- Betty wasn’t hit by the drugs until after the message though… how would she not remember? it didn’t seem to be doing anything to Betty until the bunker

- hopefully since they’re friends now Tabitha can make Betty act like a decent human being <3

- the way Tabitha looked at Betty please stop doing this to me...

- maybe we can finish that dance!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jabitha rising bughead dying we love to see it!

wow that episode felt like it was two hours long but thankfully I finally finished it… don’t have many actual thoughts but anyways hope you enjoyed my live blog of my thoughts!

[chil2de]

Oh take as long as you need love, hope you were able to get the furniture you wanted and that the remodelling’s going well, love you - 🥰

i will sell you my entire soul, a kidney or literally a lung for ur forgiveness because i’ve been mia for ages LMFAOO

i’ll talk about myself afterwards!!! i heard about your exams baby, i’m so fucking happy that you passed! i had a premonition since the start and i knew you had it in you :D believe me when i say i started grinning, u better have celebrated and treated urself to some nice things!!!!!!!

congrats on the reread! i have to give major kudos in the first place that you even had the patience to go through with it in the first place, no because seriously that’s genuine dedication it’s mindblowing. like. you would sit there and read through all my old works?🥺🥺 ur my no.1 contender of giving me heart problems istgggg

i’m totally fine if you wanna keep sending asks instead, i genuinely don’t mind and i’d prefer for you to be comfortable. so whatever you do end up choosing, i’ll support it regardless!

it’s been a while so maybe you read up on the jjk manga? mayhaps? lemme know, cause i’m interested to hear about it! i swear jjk came back as well, i saw some of the recent chapters briefly

the jjk shirts sold out super fast but i managed to grab a white one with four panels of the curses on em, the one with jougo, m*hito sukuna and someone else who is probably not of importance if i can’t remember their name LMAO— it’s nice!! the material is 100% cotton so its one of those stiff-er(?) shirts, 10/10 would recommend for you to get one the next time they’re in stock again

i remember very faintly how i said i’d recommend you some anime LMFAO excuse me it’s 5am as i write this but i was extremely hellbent on getting back to you before sleep <3 dont wanna worry ya

you should totally check out oregairu whenever you can, or maybe violet evergarden? they’re not similar in any way shape or form to gintama, jjk, hq etc but.. they hold a special place in my heart ;; i suck at explaining without accidentally spoiling things or rambling for ages so check out the blurb for them whenever you can ! plus the animation in ve is absolutely stunning

and yeah, i’m from england! i get you completely djghdhg it’s just because most fic writers are american so at a certain point i just wired it into my brain, then whenever i meet someone who’s from england i just get so excited it’s like ?? wow?? you know what anime is? i hope that doesn’t sound rude LMAO it’s just how i said before that the lack of anything anime related here is horrid. esp waterstones, like you said. god that’s awful. i recently caught up on the haikyuu manga online but i wanna support the author by buying the volumes and they’re literally sold out or sold in strange numbers </3

aside from that, how have you been?? taking care of yourself? happy september, btw! it’s basically autumn now, an absolute shocker of a fact but i’m trying my first ever psl whenever starbucks releases them here~

tysm as per usual for your kind complimentsss AAAA u have no right!! absolutely no right to make me blush. genuinely a crime, you should be locked away and kept under supervision :<<< thank youuuu you are the sweetest angel to walk this earthhh~

i’m starting to slowly try to ease myself back into writing for gintama lmaoo, it’s a slow process but i’ll get there eventually!! just gotta wait for my hyperfixations to shift, is all

as for me, the remodelling’s going pretty good! i’ve picked up most of the things i’ve needed like paint, new led strips and bed sheets. i made a grave mistake of buying a mirror from ebay and it smashed in transit LGMHJJD it’s okay you can laugh cause i totally did too, so i’m going up to ikea again next week to get that plus a bed because mine broke? it just.. collapsed? also very funny i promise you it’s not tragic at all <3

thinking of covering up a wall where my pc’s going to go with manga panels, especially haikyuu and blue lock (another sports manga, it’s about football! 10/10 would recommend) because the panels are just *chefs kiss* especially... miya atsumu... damn like timeskip tsumie just hits so different idk why, plus some sneaky gintama panels to help me forget that i still haven’t watched the movie and refuse to watch it. that’s a lie, actually. i got 30 mins in before i quit cause it felt like i was going to violently sob /j

sorry if i missed anything that you said! pinky promise i read it but my brain might’ve short circuited, u definitely have permission to bully me into it if i did forget (i say this like you’re not a kind soul and you wouldn’t just remind me nicely in a soft tone LMAO)

yeah!!! they do have cutouts, they shouldn’t let me and u near them tho cause we’ll end up taking a few home LMAO

first class tickets hell yeahhhh here we go🥺🥺🥺 i call dibs on paying for the shinkansen!!! we can go to the anime district, get some cool merch! akihabara? i think? pretty sure! also does japan sell squishmallows? everyone keeps talking about them but no one sells them in the uk... i want to expand my stuffed animal collection but build a bear charges like 40 quid for no good reason (that sentence in itself was the epitome of being british)

alright that’s a goodnight from me! i hope you’re having an absolutely great day/night/ evening, if not, hope it’s tolerable instead (:

take a sip of water<3

[lightcomingthroughthedarkness]

ON A POSITIVE NOTE: what are some of your current fic reads you’re waiting on to update?? :)

My favorite thing ever!

- All Because Of You (I would wait for the rest of my life for this one. I will never find peace until I can finally read this finished fic). -> https://archiveofourown.org/works/20227831/chapters/47938120

- Chasin' You (dear fic gods, PLEASE) -> https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/58715482?show_comments=true&view_adult=true&view_full_work=false#comments

- And I'm Trying To Keep From Going Under (I can't lose TWO paramedic/firefighter fics. Why fic gods, whyyyy) -> https://archiveofourown.org/works/22535350/chapters/53850403#workskin

- For Blue Skies (If I die, I would simply come back to life again so I can read this fic) -> https://archiveofourown.org/works/23449171/chapters/56208520

- The Proposal (one of my favorite romcoms as a Bellarke fic? I just want to read you and love you, fic!!) -> https://archiveofourown.org/works/23864356/chapters/57361906

- Every Darkness Has A Morning (I'm in pain waiting for this fic) -> https://archiveofourown.org/works/23941714/chapters/57576367#main

- Intertwining Your Soul (With Somebody Else) (I just want the full fic, pls god) -> https://archiveofourown.org/works/22539121/chapters/53859493

- You Can Call Me Crazy (i'll just call you baby) (Can angst kill you? I think so, like lmaoo the pain in my soul) -> https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/59837233?show_comments=true&view_adult=true&view_full_work=false#comments

- Like Birds On A Wire (Will I give up my firstborn for this fic? Absolutely.) -> https://archiveofourown.org/works/24757879/chapters/59860084

- Hurt People Hurt People (lmaooo, the kind of angst that will be the death of me) -> https://archiveofourown.org/works/24781576/chapters/59925124

- On Our Knees (We Pray For Peace) (And god said let there be smut.. just don't give it all to Mimi, let her suffer) -> https://archiveofourown.org/works/23758483/chapters/57064198

- 6 Years (time jumps and heartbroken and angry Bellamy will be the end of me) -> https://archiveofourown.org/works/24853567/chapters/60124192

- Because Of Bellamy (story of my damn life too. Cannot wait to read this fic!) -> https://archiveofourown.org/works/25248616/chapters/61206985?view_adult=true

- The Target In Question (oh, I'm so here for this!!) -> https://archiveofourown.org/works/25397020/chapters/61587481

- Number 6, Arkadia (honestly, I'm GIDDY!!) -> https://archiveofourown.org/works/25397020/chapters/61587481

- All Is Love (because no list is complete without this fic. The fic of my dreams. I think about this fic every single day of my life. By the grace of fic gods in all the universe, this will be finished one day. And I will finally know true happiness.) -> https://archiveofourown.org/works/4945909/chapters/11353114

[violetnotez]

Shopping Trip HC- Kirishima x Reader

@fxndxmxnxce​!:Hi! i just saw your blog but you already look so good😍 could i get a request where kirishima and his s/o go out to get groceries for cook dinner for their classmates? they goof off; riding around in carts, taking random samples of food, and even recite vines while they look for ingredients🥺 just a lot of tooth rotting fluff because why not :D bonus todoroki gives them endeavor’s card (in which he stole) to let them pay for the stuff tonight LMAOO thanks i love you🥰🥰🥰

ACK MY FIRST REQUEST THANK UUU! I love getting requests ngl :) I made this into a HC hope you dont mind!

Kirishima x reader

Genre: OVER LOAD of Fluff

Word Count:

Warnings: Choatic Energy throughout

(RULES | MASTERLIST COMING SOON| REQUESTS OPEN!!! :))

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It was the week before exams and everyone was beginning to cram big time

Everyone was in the common room, every surface covered in textbooks and notes from the semester

Izuku, Ochaco, Iida, Froppy, Ojiro, and Toru  were on the training grounds practicing for the practical exams- Todoroki was studying on the couch

Momo was giving all of Bakusquad (including you) a huge study session that made all of your heads hurt (minus Bakugo- he wouldnt be caught dead studying with a bunch of ‘idiots’)

All of you were exhausted- you had been going at this since 9 in the morning at it was already close to dinner time

Kirishima had his head resting in your lap, you playing with his fire red hair as Momo rambled about Geometry, while Kaminari and Sero tried desperately to take notes as fast as Momo talked 

Mina had given up an hour ago and was now standing in front of the fridge

“Ughhhhh”, she whined, “we have no fooooooood.” 

“Cmon Mina we got like a hour to dinner you can wait!” Kaminari said while writing like his life depended on it (which it kinda did- he was borderline passing his classes as it was- if he failed these exams he was screwed)

“Oh be quiet Kaminari your the one who eats all the food half the time!” Mina yelled frustrated

When Mina’s hangry- she is HANGRY

“Dont blame this on me- my quirk isnt the one that depends on eating to work!”

“If your trying to imply Im the one who ate all the food then you are completely wrong!” Momo spat out at Kaminari, kinda looking hurt

“Can you all keep it down-Im trying to read,” Todoroki interjected calmly, not even looking up from his book

To be honest, all of you forgot Todorki was even in the room, so it kind of threw you all off

“Hey-why dont me and y/n just go pick up some food! The market’s not too far away” Kirishima sat up, his hair in odd angles from you combing it with your fingers

You knew what he was doing- he had zoned out too, and he just wanted a way to leave the study session, but he was too polite to actually leave it (for Momo’s sake- she got way too excited over study sessions)

You yawned, stretching from sitting for so long- “thatd be nice, Id like to stretch my legs a little.”

Kaminari shrugged, “Sure why not- not like were going anywhere, mind as well get some snacks-”

You started making a list of everything everybody wanted and it was long- Kaminari and Sero were shouting out everything fattening, from Takis to Twinkies to 2 liter sodas, Mina yelled she wanted a bunch of sweets like Pocky, Momo was a little healthier but she wanted more expensive things like sushi, and Kirishima wasnt helping since he wanted to buy everything for everybody

You two started adding up stuff in your head and you knew for sure there was no way you could pay for all this, even if everyone chipped in

You gave Kirishima a look, letting him know that this wasn't going to work- somebody had to help you two out or ask for a little less

He knew you hated to let your friends down, so he smiled, letting you know he had it under control

“Uh, guys, we cant get so much food- this is way too much and we cant buy all this- can we maybe take something off the list?” kirishima asked as Kaminari and Mina began to whine

To your surprise, Todoroki walked over and handed you something. You looked down at it seeing it was a credit card.

You gasped slightly- “No Todoroki we cant take this this is yours-”

“I dont care what you do with it or how much you charge on it,” he said calmly, “as long as it makes you all quiet.”

“Of course- thanks man, we owe you one!” Kirishima smiled, grabbing your hand, pulling you up and shuffling you out the door

“Well you were desperate to leave, huh Kiri?” you kidded as you cuddled closer to him as you both walked to the store

“Anything to spend some alone time with you princess,” he smiled, kissing the top of your head, “Also.... I think my head was starting to hurt from listening to Momo- what even is a Pythagorean theoreom?!”

Oh Kiri you poor baby

You both get to the supermarket and the cute lovey dovey Kirishima disappears

He instantly gets super excited because FOOD

And carts

“Cmon y/n they have kiddie carts!”

“Kirishima no those are for kids!” you laugh, taking the cart from him gently

“Ahhh cmon babe please!!!”

You kiss him on the cheeck- “No Kiri sorry!” (he pouts tho)

You get one of the normal carts and he instantly stands on the back and holds on to the wired basket, forcing you to push him around

You shake your head, smiling, because he looks so cute just standing there having the time of his life as you push him around

“A Thousand Miles” comes over the speakers and you both look at each other with the most shocked but happy faces ever

-30 seconds later-

Your now on the back, Kirishima is pushing your around like a maniac, has knocked you into 3 stands of food already, but you dont care because your both laughing trying to sing the lyrics

“IF I COULD FALL INTO THE SKY” Kirishima practically shouts, holding a can of whip cream like a microphone

“DO YOU THINK TIME COULD PASS ME BY!” you sing after

“BECAUSE I WOULD WALK A THOUSAND MILES JUST TO SEE YOU!” you both shout out, getting some dirty looks from a pair of old ladies at the meat section (which you could care less about)

You both look at each other and just start busting up, Kirishima taking you to the next aisle

You get to the candy section, where Kirishima is still laughing over the old ladies’ glares at you two

You kinda calmed down, going back to the task at hand, picking out all the candies Mina had asked you to get her

He then sees a bag of Life Savers

PLS TELL ME SOMEBODY REMEBERS THIS VINE

“Hey y/n-” he taps your shoulder, giggles barely being contained from him

You turn around, a grinning Kiri holding a bag of Life Savers

“Le-fes Sa-ve-airs”

You roll your eyes, giggling, “Oh my gosh Please Kiri no more vines!”

“Oh calm on vines are so awesome!” he exclaims, putting the bag of candy back in its original space

“Yes but I think we’ve annoyed enough people with our vine references”

“Only two old ladies!”

“Two old ladies that will probably get us kicked out” you laughed, giving him a kiss

“Lets just get the food so we can go back to the dorms- Im getting kind of hungry seeing all this food…”

“Wait, youre hungry?!?” he asks super concerned

“Just a little,” you shrug off, “its no big deal-”

“WAIT HERE” Kirishima practically yells, seemingly not hearing what you said and runs off

You shake your head, knowing your boyfriend too well- he could get impulsive sometimes

You got all the food and was waiting in the checkout line when you spotted Kirishima trying to balance a bunch of small, clear cups in his hands

“Are those--- samples?!” you asked, shocked that he went around the WHOLE store getting all those samples

“Yep!” he says super proud, happy he was helping his girlfriend

“Oh my gosh Kiri I love you, you know that, right?” you exclaim happily, your stomach growling as you began to eat out of one of the cups

KIRISHIMA.exe is BrOkEn

If he knew food would get you so happy he would have brought you WAY more food A LOOOOOOONG time ago

You got to the check out and the price- was- ALOT

You gulped, hoping the rumors of Todoroki being extremely rich were true

And thank the gods they were because you were able to pay for the food no problem

Then you realized- you had 10 bags full of food you had to lug back to the dorms

And it was close to a 15 minute walk

You started picking up bags, already feeling the weight of them after 3

“I got them, don't worry babe!” Kirishima gingerly took the bags from your hands and began to strap them across his arm

‘Wait Kiri no theres alot you can't hold all-”

Kirishima put a kiss on your cheek, instantly making your cheeks warm

“Its okay I can carry them!” He smiled, making your insides all fuzzy

How did you get such a cute boyfriend?

“At least let me hold 2!”

You literally had to claw two bags away from him because he refused to let you hold any because it wasnt “manly” for his girlfriend to have to hold a bunch of heavy bags by herself

The walk back was a breeze, Kirishima seemingly unbothered by the weight and you two both  enjoyed the sunset coming down against the mountains

When you finally got back, all your classmates were there, everyone in their pajamas and on the floor

All the notes and books had been replaced by pillows and blankets and everyone was in their lounge or sleep wear

“Oh hey ya two love birds, you got the food!” Kaminari yelled out happily, wearing pajamas with lightning bolts on them

“Hey Pikachu,” you laughed, “and yes, we got your food,” throwing him a bag of chips (which he devoured instantly like an animal)

“Why is everyone in their pajamas?” Kirishima asked, putting the bags on the kitchen counter

Mina came over and hugged you, so happy you got her snacks as Uraraka made a pillow float in the air

“We all decided were going to hang out and build a huge pillow fort and have a sleepover!” Uraraka exclaimed excitedly, Froppy and Momo helping her place the pillows inside the fort

“Awesome!” Kirishima shouted excitedly, “Cmon, y/n, lets go get changed!” 

He grabbed your hand, Kaminari and Sero making whistle sounds at you two as Kirishima pulled you up stairs

You shook your head, a blush coming on your cheeks

“When did they get so interested in us?” you asked, your face turning red from those dumb whistles

“Dont worry about them babe,” Kirishima said soflty, “their just jealous that i have somebody as amazing as you.”

                                                             BONUS

“So,” Ochaco asked, snacking on a cookie, “how were able to pay for all this food?!”

“Yeah, you guys must have spent a fortune,” Tsuyu added

“It was Todoroki,” you explained, “he was nice enough to let us pay for it on his credit card- again Todoroki, thank you for letting us pay for all this!”

Kirishima agreed, his hand wrapped around your waist, “We totally owe you a favor- if you ever need anything, come to us!”

Todoroki nodded in thanks

“Your all welcome”, he replied calmly, “but that credit card wasnt mine-”

“It was my father’s.”

You instantly choke on the soda you were sipping on, Kirishima patting your back to keep you from choking

“Wait-” you gasped out, “We SPENT 500 DOLLARS OF FOOD ON ENDEAVOR’S-PERSONAL-CREDIT CARD?!”

“WHY WOULD EVEN GIVE US THAT CARD IF IT WASN'T EVEN YOURS MAN?!” Kirishima shouts, fear evident in his voice

To say the least, the night just got 10 times more stressful as you and Kirishima were terrified that the #1 Hero was going to come and rip you to shreds for using his money to buy snacks

Requests open!!!!

[keichanz]

Storytime.

Mom and I are just chilling in the living room, taking a break from making dinner to relax. I’m working on a oneshot and mom’s on her tablet. Then suddenly I hear this loud af, panicked squeaking and I’m like, “Mom, wtf do you hear that?”

She shakes her head. Not surprising because with the huge AC on and her hearing problems it’s hard for her to hear anyway. 

I hear it again, so I get up to investigate. And I find my cat Romeo playing with something and chasing it around and at first I’m like, “Wtf is that a toy? I don’t remember buying him a squeaky toy.” But then I look closer and realize with dread that, no. That is definitely Not A Toy.

It’s a goddamn mole.

“MoM MOM MOM SHIT IT’S A FREAKING MOLE!” 

"What?!” Mom comes to see what the hell I’m talking about. Then this tiny little mole - in case anyone is wondering, they’re about the same size and color as a mouse, no tail, and beady little fucking eyes that peer into your soul - shoots out from its hiding place toward the living room and then cue screams of bloody freaking murder from my mom and I as we dance around trying to figure out what the fuck to do lmaoo. 

Meanwhile Romeo is all “gottA CATCH IT GOTTA CATCH IT” and he’s takes off after it.

So mom calls my grandpa pleading for help then we find a little water pitcher thing to try and catch it and we manage to trap it under my hat which is in the wash right now because EW but we fail in trying to coax it under and it shoots off again and them more screaming as he run after it. It keeps going behind places we can’t reach - under the china cabinet, behind the tv, then behind the couch. 

The next ten minutes are us trying to find it and listening for it but we figure it’s too scared to come out so now all we can do is wait. Meanwhile mom is still calling everyone she knows to try and help. Dad is at work so he can’t. Grandpa tells us to get some mouse traps and put peanut butter on them. Grandma is in the background losing her shit laughing so hard.

Then finally I hear squeaking again and I’m like “MOM SHHH” so we’re standing stock still, trying to figure out where it’s coming from. Mom turns off the AC to hear better. After nothing, we start looking for Romeo since he probably cornered it again and I find him in dad’s office, under his desk. Yep there it is. There’s too much wires and shit in the way to try and catch it, so we use rags to try and coax it into the container. And it’s fucking screaming and hissing at me because it’s scared/pissed the fuck off. Nothing we do works so mom calls our tenant who lives upstairs to come help us because we figure between the three of us we can get this thing out.

Elaine comes downstairs, shenanigans happen with the vacuum cleaner (they wanted to try and suck it up lmao) until finally the mole squeezes behind a filing cabinet with only one escape route. So I put the container at the opening while Elaine takes a yard stick and just stats freaking jabbing at the poor thing from the other side until it starts inching its way toward me. Then finally it crawls into the cup, I quickly tilt it so it can’t escape, slam the cover on and crow, “I GOT IT. I FUCKING GOT IT.”

So we all breathe a collective sigh of relief, mom is staring at the pitcher with abject disgust while Elaine is just all “lol did that just happen” and I take it outside to release it. 

And that, ladies and gentlemen, was how it took three adult-ass women to catch one tiny little fucking mole.

[aggressivetapdancing]

Race being your secret admirer HC’s

Race x Reader

Requested by: Anon

“Can you do a hc where you’re a girlsie and you have a secret admirer. (Hint hint! It's race) and maybe on one day race gives a pearl from an Erster as a gift and you start to swoon even harder for your secret admirer. P.S. is it weird that I giggle whenever I see the word pumpkin butt? It just sounds funny ; )”

A/N: Here’s what you asked for bb

- So ever since you became a Newsie you had been getting these little gifts from a anonymous person

- It would be like little notes reminding you how pretty you were, or just simple messages to “smile” or “have a great day”

- And you rlly thought they were cute and sweet

- And every day you’d just be rlly excited to see what your secret friend/admirer would write for you everyday

- The messages got sweeter and sweeter everyday

- And you were just dying to see who wrote you these messages

- MEANWHILE

- Every night, Race would take an extra pape from his bag and write down the little messages you’d be receiving the next morning

- He’d put so much time and effort into making it rlly nice for you bc he loves seeing you get so happy whenever you read it

- He once asked Davey if he could borrow one of his books on poetry so he could write down a cute poem for you

- Davey was suspicious so one night he went to see what Race was up to

- And all he saw was the boi hunched over on his bed scrawling some words down under a rlly dim light then placing it by your bed

- Davey decided to see what the note said and !!!

- The next day, Davey confronted Race about the notes and Race was so so so so embarrassed

- “You like Y/N?”

- “What!? Ha ha! No!”

- “ So.. ‘No mountain, nor sea, no thing of this world could keep us apart, because this is not my world… you are’ was meant for a different Y/N who so happens to also live in this lodging house?”

- “Shuddup.”

- Davey would help Race with his poems tho

- Davey even let Race keep a poetry book

- And Race got the hang of writing some poems on his own

- And then Jack found out about this cute little note thing

- So he teaches Race how to draw small little flowers and roses

- And Race gets the hang of that too

- So your little notes varied from being small poems to sketches of flowers, plants, or sometimes even you

- AND YOU WERE SO IN LOVE OH MY GOSH

- But wait! You thought this was it? No!

- One day, Race decided to finally tell you who the secret admirer was

- So he found a pearl (somewhere idk lmaoo)

- And he found some wire and then fashioned it into a cute little ring

- So he left that and a note saying to “Meet me at the Penthouse at 7:00 to find out who your secret admirer is”

- (Jack let him use the penthouse)

- So timeskip to 7 o’clock and you’re climbing up and

- “Race?”

- “Hello Doll.”

- “Is- is this you?” You’d say and show him the note

- And he’ll just smile and nod

- And you just run up and kiss him

- And kjskajsa

- Your secret admirer was a secret no more