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branwendaughterofllyr · 1 year

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“Team green” this, and “Team black” that. I’m team Cregan Stark counting beets and ignoring the dumbass Targaryen bitch fight

#he showed up #DIY the kingdom back together #and left with a hot wife #the Targs could never be so competent

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guardian-angle22 · 1 year

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cryptiduni · 4 months

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i love it when sad middle aged men are shaped like a wet sad puppy

#…queer divorced dilfs they should grab a drink & talk about their totally platonic heterosexual life partners (who are both sharpshooters)#like they are both efficient and deadly at what they do but they do falter in the beliefs for their respective organizations(?)#but they’ll continue doing it because that is all they’ve done and all they’ve known.#they are doing this endless task for themselves and good of the people and their dying world #idk i just wanted to make nonsense correlations between my two favorite games pftt #also these two are so hot and aforable omg you can’t unnerstand #disco elsyium #harrier du bois #darkest dungeon #reynauld #rey willingly left his wife yeah but they both miss their wife #and harrier can be objectively more pathetic and an ass but have you seen rey’s meltdown barks

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theinfinitedivides · 1 year

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"you love her, don't you?"

"who, Naina? nahi, ma, i don't love her. not Naina."

"i never said it was Naina."

#film: kal ho naa ho #kal ho naa ho #khnh #bollywood #i vaguely remember seeing this scene in a compilation of most devastating Bollywood lines and i did not understand then #but i do now #sir!!! i am unwell #they took this man.#they coded this man as bi (and did so frighteningly well).#said bi man knows that he is also very hot (from his own admission).#they gave him a wife (unnecessary!) who apparently left him (for unknown reasons).#they then threw him in New York with Naina and Rahit and the gay couple cameo in that one song i still haven't found the name of.#they are now telling me that not only is this man bi they are trying to take us down the tragic gay trope??? is that what i'm seeing???#hey ik i told my bestie i would sell my organs for this man but that line???#'this heart is very weak'???#was i supposed to mean that???#pls i am begging the screenwriters to let this man be gay and LIVE pls 🙏🏼#let him get both of them it's what he deserves #local gay watches Bollywood.txt

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truethes · 11 months

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ok you can find the carrd with my complete, up-to-date muse list (as of 04.06.23) right here!! because both lists are big i've gone through listing who was removed and who was added below <3

removed are as follows: kyoko kiri.giri, mikan ts.umiki, dai.ya owada, mah.iru koizumi, himik.o yumeno, hiy.oko saionji, ry.oma hosh.i, damie.n desmond, yut.a asahina, kugi.e kizuchi & ay.a drevis.

none of these had any active threads nor asks in my inbox currently, but if you really did want to interact with them just hmu and we can see what we can do!

muses that have been added: bei.dou, chong.yun, hu ta.o, yan.fei, tho.ma, ara.taki itto & kaed.ehara kazuha!

#❛ ♡ › jupiter : 𝐨𝐨𝐜.#psa tag /#ease of access and all that!#removing muses always upsets me but i am aware of how many just ... kinda sit around and it's not like it has to be forever #i might have missed a stray inbox etc which i will always be happy to reply to. just now they can retire for a bit #but crying over how im developing a gen.shin type:') 4*'s ... cyr.o or pyr.o users ftw <3 #kaey.a chi.lde and dil.uc were already mentioned but???#beid.ou is for the women ... my wife who loves women so much tysm #chong.yun is also my son who deserved some good writing spirit #im only on archon quest 2 chap 3 rn but ... itt.o has been on my sights since octob.er 2021 #( my evidence is in my likes and my friends disco dms )#THOM.A was probably also expected by people ... i thought about him for so long but ngl after seeing all hes been thru already. ill write #you eating better hot pots before u know it king<3 #kaz.uha was on the fence FOR SO LONG #until i saw cute fanart for my aes sideblog this morning and went #u know what. add him-#my thought process is simple.#only one thing left to do on this blog before i feel caught up and its the bit im most excited for!

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todayisafridaynight · 5 months

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grabbing rainbow sherbet vodka for the stream because I know it's what ichi would want 🤞

bro grabbing that fucking super mario vodka what the shit 😭

#snap chats #i dont know what im gonna get...... i SHOULD get soju since i can get more for cheaper #and soju's more potent now innit... but i am a sake fan... sake my best friend..#but i like my sake hot. unless its nigori then OF COURSE you have to have it chilled....#gddammit i left my shot glass at my moms. i didnt think id need it </3 #maybe sake's the game then.....#just to make sure i dont ACTUALY black out NO DID I TELL THE TIME I BLAKCED OUT FOR THE FIRST AND ONLY TIME #ILL TELL IT AGAIN SINCE ITS TOPICAL IT WAS THE NIGHT OF MY SISTER'S WEDDING #and i went out post-wedding drinking with my dad and my sis and her hubby yeah #and /im/ a master of acting like im fine when im not when i care to and since i never want to look A Fool in front of my father again #i acted fine after i reached the point where I Very Much Was Not Fine #LIKE THERE WERE DRINKS AT THE WEDDING OOFC BUT I ALSO GOT SOME WHISKEY AT A BAR WE WENT TO #AND SO EVENTUALLY MY DAD AND HIS WIFE AND I ALL GO BACK TO THE HOTEL WE'RE ALL STAYING AT #god theyre so embarrassing i was walking (read: wobbling) back to the room i shared with my bro #and theyre just :) 👋 Good Niiiight We're Gonna Watch You Go Until You're Safe :) 👋 <- im literally down the hall from them #and the fucking. SECOND i get into my room im just hhoUUGGHGHHH BROTHER OF MINE. WHAT IS HAPPENING #i dont remember what happened i know i started watching Why Dont You Play In Hell again and then i suddenly woke up in my bed #I WAS ON THE COUCH LIKE I CANNOT STRESS THE ABRUPTNESS OF ME WAKING UP IN BED #I SAT ON THE COUCH TO WATCH THE MOVIE I THINK I GOT 27 MINUTES IN AND I BLINKED AND I INSTATRANSMISSIONED #hilarious. anyway i refuse to let that happen ever again AFLKEFJKAJ #so sake's the call. i think. idk we'll see what my wallet thinks cause the sake is a lil pricier than the soju..#it a special occasion live a little. is what ill tell myself ☠️

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peelingitwithpeels · 1 year

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Theres something so healing watching a show with a genuinely nice main character.

Ted Lasso I love you bestie

#ted lasso #hes just so nice 🥺#I just love how divorce was portrayed in this show!!#they made his ex wife so human and him letting her go!!#I still have more to watch since I'm on the finish line of season 1 #but I just adore Sam as well #also I love every woman on this show #Rebecca was too hot for her ex and thank God she left him #Keeley Jones I love you #Roy and the wrinkle of time😭😭😭

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theradicalace · 1 year

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Handplates gaster except asgore finds papyrus and sans in the lab, fights gaster

he then frees sans and papyrus

that would have been how it went if he was in character instead of being completely nerfed

#ace rambles #we talk a lot about how people woobify papyrus but we don't talk nearly enough about the way people completely defang asgore #quit leaning into the ''ooh my wife left me'' bit and remember that this man rules a kingdom #anti handplates #fandom salt #anonymous #fandom hot takes

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taitropa · 1 year

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The scene at the end of Crooked Kingdom where Inej scares Pekka Rollins so badly that he ran for the hills with no plans to come back to Ketterdam again is so gaslight gatekeep girlboss or whatever the kids say these days.

#( fuck with my man and find out. )#( ‘that’s just the first cut rollins. don’t make me come back for a second.’ or whatever the hell she said. )#( and then left a stuffed little crow for his kid to play with as a threat. scary. )#( she’s so hot. )#( kaz is like i’ll be ready when rollins comes back. but the guy is sucking his thumb somewhere. )#( having nightmares about dirtyhands and his wraith queen. power couple but make it a threat. )#( wife her up already brekker or i will. damn. )

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emily-in-crisis · 1 year

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shane watching carmen accept drinks from guys in wax which is what DJs do and being friendly to them and using that to validate her urge to cheat. ya she ain't shit for that. carmen is a lesbian and she literally knows that. and this AFTER cherie kissed her after her haircut and shane kissed her back. hypocrite

#the l word #shane mccutcheon #carmen de la pica morales #i hope carmen is married to a hot wife with a family of her own somewhere #i know diehard sharmens arent gonna like this but i stopped shipping them after the-left-at-the-alter fiasco #cheating was the first straw #that was the last #so i dont agree with the people begging for carmen back for gen q #also shane really hasnt changed a wholllllle lot so what would be the point

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inprogress-predicament · 1 year

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Guess what motherfuker 100% missed Ep10 of OFMD AND FULLY BELIEVED THE SHOW ENDED AT EP9!

The discovery last night was incredible, and somehow a whole lot sadder than before.

#But Stede being “dead” opens the door for Ed to fully 100% hear that Stede left him for his wife then immediately died #I can't wait for this volatile softie of a murder to have the time of his life in his slutty hot gurl era #Stede meanwhile is in his confident #I am the Captain era #!#OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH #Can't wait for S2

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riveramorylunar · 1 year

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More of the interaction

Obviously for my girlfriend since they find it interesting 🙄

Jennifer: Anyways it's finally nice to meet you River Cece here has been talking non stop about you *smirks*

Me: it's uh finally nice to meet you too

Jennifer: *grabs me by the jaw* You should be looking at us when we are talking to you dear

Me: *immediately melts on the inside* Sorry

Cecelia: next time remember that alright *smirks before winking*

Me: Yes

Jennifer & Cecelia: Good

#River talks about The Hot Suit Woman & Her Hot Wife #when they left I almost fell onto my knees

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indigogirled · 2 years

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omg hiiiii babe how was ur day did u have fun at pride <3

also it's like 11 where u live GO TO BED AND SLEEP WELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PRIDE WAS SO FUN i’m exhausted 🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️🤰🤰

#highlight was the girl i have a minor crush on saying “hi betsy!” .. like a greeting AND my name !!!#i was standing alone so i looked maidenless #there was a group of protesters and one of them just walked around saying “repent repent”#so my friends and i shouted tumblr 2013 shady comebacks at them it was fun #due to a traumatic event i’m really really bad at being open about being a lesbian #i haven’t told anyone in my family and they all decided to come and support so i was very sneaky and bought my flags ->#after they left and also some art !!#i took some pictures where i look like i’ve literally been swimming wrapped up in a lesbian flag #so sweaty so hot so many girls in bikini top #this morning before pride i took a very long test and i think that went well too !!#how was ur day ????#also another highlight i saw a really big and burly guy wearing a shirt that said “bi wife vibes”#all delighted holly #i do not want to sleep #it is … watch youtube video time #i have to do the dishes though i’m deciding if i shoukd do them now or tomorrow #sound off in the comments below !!

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