#and odo and nerys obvs

[kittyklippings]

@nugulover69 these tags are too good to leave out :3

but also, who’s to say Miles didn’t get it on with Julian? They are the best of mates, after all~

Encouraging a man to start a union with a flirtatious wink. Miles you are wildin without your wife to reel you in huh

[cerebrosbeforehoes]

I’m watching DS9, and I’m suddenly consumed with what D&D class the characters would be???

[reginaldqueribundus]

8, 18 for that ST F/M/K ask!

18 - Dukat, Kai Winn, Female Founder.Fuck the Female Founder—just for the alliteration I guess it’d have to be a conjugal visit in prison, since she’s a war criminal and everything, but it’s been my lifelong dream to have sex with a shapeshifter and Odo’s busy. Marry Winn—as much as I loathe her, maybe if someone showed her some love in her life (someone who wasn’t a filthy fascist fuckboy lizard in disguise) she’d come around and stop being such an insufferable theocratic twat waffle.Kill Dukat, obvs (can I do it more than once?)

8 - Ben Sisko, Kira Nerys, Jadzia Dax.Oh… oh no, what have you done?? I can’t kill ANY of these people!! Aaaaaagh! Okay. Calm down Samuel. Breathe. You can do this.Fuck Kira—I’m sorry but I have had a crush on the Major since I was 11, and she deserves a fling with someone who isn’t a bland political type or an emotionally constipated shapeshifter that betrayed her for blob sex. Besides if I tried to kill her she’d kick the shit out of me.Marry Jadzia—because she is literally my favourite Trek lady of all time, ever, and I am going to marry her and keep her safe forever and she is never going to get murdered by a demon-possessed reptile no sirKill Sisko—I don’t know if this is even possible, but he isn’t my type, plus he’s already married (and he has a kid! I ain’t ready for that kind of responsibility!), so I guess I’ll choose him for the Kill option because he’s half Prophet so he’ll most likely survive somehow.

the Star Trek fuck/marry/kill ask: [x]

[how-queerious]

bET (in no particular order)

1) loki laufeyson Odinson (only half counts really because none binnery)

2) dean winchester (just to see what would happen)

3) crowley (gomens obv and same shit as loki technically)

4) castiel (same as dean)

5) spot conlon (i want to feel the adrenaline rush of a near death experience)

6) james kirk (it'd be funny)

7) william riker (i think he'd be into it)

8) odo (because it would confuse him)

9) evan buckley (✌😗)

10) sea hawk (idk why actually i just do)

ALTERNATIVELY: FEMALE/"FEMALE" CHARACTERS I WOULDN'T CALL BABYGIRL

1) jadzia dax (hrrg hot top)

2) charlie bradbury (shes sweetheart)

3) mary winchester (shitty taste in men, get well sis)

4) donna and jody (they are my Mothers, and a packaged deal)

5) nyota uhura (she'd kick my ass???)

6) hen and karen wilson (see: donna and jody)

7) emily Prentiss (hrrg hot top lady)

8) seven of nine (t'would be weird)

9) kira nerys (no?)

10) Beverly crusher (see: d/j, h/k)

top ten male characters you feel an urge to call babygirl