#and of course poly because we never leave out ellaria

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lore we have decided on for oberyn martell with @joel-mlller @thesadvampire

his only son is absolutely pathetic when it comes to physical activities. cannot throw a ball without tripping over his own two feet. Has been this way since he was a child and will be as an adult. becomes competent through years and years of training but even grown up he’ll still trip walking up stairs and thwack his head on doors. As a baby you might as well either never set him down or put that baby in armor cause that mfer is falling all over

1. is he yours? no. you (oberyns wife) never wanted to sire children and never will. but when he brings the babe home his little infant brain looks at you and goes ‘ah. that is mother’ and will outright refuse to be told otherwise. Will shriek and cry all goddamn night long until you come in and bounce him in your arms and he will finally settle. Always doing the uppy hands for you and mumbling “muh???muh???” to get your attention. Loves ellaria as second mother but YOU are prime mama despite your lack of maternal instincts you just sigh and go ‘well. i guess this is my baby now’ and are his mother. Oberyn thinks its hilarious but also seeing you motherly kinda makes his breeding kink go crazy. 

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Fandombend: Nova into GoT?

fandombend au

send me the name of one of my ocs and a different fandom from their original one and i’ll write 5 headcanons of what their plot, love interest, etc would be!

 We’ll say she’s another Sand Snake, daughter of Oberyn Martell, her mother is an unnamed witch (born in the Summer Isles, but currently traveling throughout Essos) who healed him

 Her mom genuinely loves her and Oberyn, but she prefers her nomadic lifestyle and using her gifts to heal people but she wants her daughter to have a stable life she leaves her with Oberyn

Nova Sand lives life pretty freely, safe in the water gardens with her giant family. The most dangerous thing she’s done at this point is learning how to milk venom from snakes from her dad, or that time she snuck out to ride to Sunspear because she missed Ellaria and Oberyn.

It takes her longer to remember her past life this time around, because of how removed Dorne had been for most of the plot in the television show, even the name Martell wouldn’t be enough to trigger her memories. But once she figures out where she, her process is pretty much the same. Write down what she remembers about the plot, and figure out how to influence the plot in her and her family’s favor. 

Nova kind of throws herself into studying and learning how to fighter(her choice of weapon are poisoned twin daggers), because her magic is pretty weak in this universe and her mother never finished teaching her about it. Other than dancing, Nova doesn’t like doing many physical activities, but she’s willing to do whatever she can to stop her family from getting killed, and you know, she needs to prepare for the ice zombies.

Romance? Hmm, Daenerys/Nova for sure, or maybe Robb/Nova. I mean, I tried not to pick an obvious fav character, but, I failed. 

Nova may flirt and joke around a lot, but she’s clever, good at reading people, resourceful, confident with her body and also generous despite her attitude, so I figure that would appeal to Daenerys at least in an ally way if not romantic.

Nova would find a way to put Dany on the throne because even though she’s more concerned about the ice zombies, the people will still need a better ruler than the Lannisters, and ignoring the mess of the finale, Nova knows no one else better to actually help the people of Westeros. In return, Dany would in return legitimize her and make her an adviser, and on the road to go help out the North from the most important villain in the show, the ICE ZOMBIES, they’d become lovers.

Nova is not good with romance, so it’d take a while for her to fall in love/realize she had fallen, but even then she wouldn’t expect much considering how important marriage alliances are.

I dunno I think that Dany would be down for a poly marriage, considering that’s what her ancestors used to do.

Anyway, so we can wrap this up, I’m just gonna say Dany married Robb Stark because Nova would totally jump through hoops just to save him. they all have kids running around because I refuse to let their family die out like it did in the show

Happily ever after~ (after defeating the ice zombies of course)

tysm for the ask, i am so sorry by the length of this bad boi!