#and she likes girls too!!! omfg

[ladybirdmacbeth]

this is modern kanej at some fancy event for Kaz’ job, gossiping abt the stuff inej has overheard his business rivals saying. cuz u know our girl is tiny and silent and snooping in every au

[cinna-bunnie]

thinking about older women

[ohlovxr]

dw bestie i have a stepbro matt sitch to share w u i just have to actually write it down but in the meantime idk why my brain said “stepbro’s new gf elektra is so hot that you can’t even look at her directly like you’re staring into the fucking SUN and now you’re struggling to make sense of and cope with the sudden surge of weird bisexual jealousy you get from seeing them. and maybe you don’t understand what it means, and maybe matt doesn’t either— doesn’t understand why you’ve suddenly gotten snippy and short with him, stopped talking and hanging out with him like you used to— but elektra does.” and im frothing at the mouth thinking abt once elektra tells matt ur in the throes of a Bisexuality Crisis. is it her who seduces u or is it him. or do they do it together. screaming

omg omg omg

you’re being a really big brat one day when he has her over because you’re filled with this weird jealousy that you don’t understand and it’s driving you nuts.

safe to say that matt’s had enough of it, but the second he starts getting pissed and calling you a “spoiled brat”, elektra stops him with her devious little smirk. “now, matthew,” and she slowly backing your now hesitant self up to a wall. “don’t work yourself up. i think your pretty little sister just feels a little left out.”

and when your back hits the wall, she’s got her lips so fucking close to yours. “don’t you?”

nodding when she after she says that is how you end up getting ruined by them for the first time <33

[swampndn]

Y'all, people need to hear compliments sometimes. Like don't get me wrong. I am a confident mother fucker, but affirmation is very nice.

Tonight, I had an affinity meeting dinner, and someone said that they told their girlfriend about the affinity, and she said, "Oh yeah, the hot people affinity group". And I was like, oh yeah. That's me too. Wow. Glad to know I'm not the only one who thinks so.

[bootyful-seventeen]

YALL I GOT A DVD PLAYER AT WALMART AN HOUR AGO AND STARTED CRYING WHEN I POPPED IN THE BARBIE IN RAPUNZEL DVD

[desertdweller]

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[ladysqueakinpip]

Bodrum: ATLA, PH, Amytis and Paatni: ATLA, DP

bodrum:

🌊 ATLA: what element would they bend, or would they be a non-bender?

Leaning towards waterbender (again mostly bc of the color scheme LOL) but I do think there are elements of him that fit with the air nation and the spirituality. he just needs to be somewhere he really doesn't fit in lol. I like to see him as a noble's son from the northern water tribe. as a man he's trained to fight but he would really rather be learning healing in the room with the women lol.

🧚‍♀️ PH: What would their talent be if they were one of the Disney Fairies?

It HAS to be something a little wet meow meow would do. Like dessert-tasting, or library-organizing. Poetry-writing.

Amytis:

🌊 ATLA: what element would they bend, or would they be a non-bender?

HM. a non-bender feels right for her. i think it would suit her arc of not feeling like she's enough (sort of like sokka's s3 arc in sokka's master).

👑 DP: Which Disney Princess are they most like?

snow white, i think!

Paatni:

🌊 ATLA: what element would they bend, or would they be a non-bender?

she would be an earth bender. not only does it suit her green blood color scheme, but it also suits her very stable and grounded personality.

👑 DP: Which Disney Princess are they most like?

definitely pocahontas, with undertones of merida.

[freudenstein]

Princess Tutu had a surprisingly great ending. It's almost cathartic for a story that's about stories and endings to stories to have a pretty good ending itself.

[gothammemoirs]

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[cinna-bunnie]

augh speaking of doing cute stuff w ur friends I'm thinking of when my friend n her bf took me out to dinner and paid for my movie ticket 🥺 i wanted to at least pay for snacks or somethn but i just got us some popcorn to share n they still got more of their own stuff.

i love to feel taken care of ૮ – ﻌ–ა ♡⁠

[averagelonelypotato]

omg i feel guilty af cause the two girls who would message me about the camp job did not get it......like we got the schedule for training next week and omfg they’re names are not on it..... 

[robynrileyart]

i was messing around with this stupid oc meme i found but then realised as i was going to save it that this is the first file going into my 2023 art folder....... bit embarrassed....... but moving on:

DIES FIRST: albert (thinks he can handle the killer on his own but he can't). annie (does something so stupid and the audience hate her). henry (does something so stupid and the audience hates him). maxim (dies before horror movie plot starts........ suspiciously).

DIES PROTECTING OTHERS: john (happens late in the movie, everyone cries). hank (we all knew he was too sweet and would get himself killed trying to help). laura (does something so stupid and the audience loves her). valens (a side character 5 people in the whole fandom hyperfixate on but everyone else forgot exists immediately after he is off-screen).

SURVIVES BY SKILL: bastian (nobody is remotely surprised, fan favourite, spends the whole movie sad about his wife (laura) dying). georgie (extremely badass, the girls and gays adore him. the straights fear him). nix (super annoying jesus christ, but he's good and he's only annoying because he doesn't like your favourite character and not bc he's ACTUALLY annoying). cal (does nothing by halves, gets into so many situations she shouldn't walk away from but does anyway).

SURVIVES BY LUCK: lily (she had promising skill but ultimately it's luck that she lives). dione (THINKS she's got promising skill but she's only average but it doesnt matter because she is surrounded at all times by people who love her and protect her with their lives). eddie (you thought i was going to let eddie die? think again!). rosie (i cant kill rosie either!?!?!?!)

KILLS THE KILLER: sof & hector (they team up to become an ultra dream team and hector spends the whole time thinking "my god sof could so easily have been the killer. she could've woken up wrong that day and just started butchering. i am glad to be on her good side" and sof doesn't think about him at all, tho occasionally uses him as a human shield)

IS THE KILLER: enyo & honoria (honoria has plans to take over the world and enyo wanted in. enyo is like the evil witch in the background. she and hector have another fight to the death to the death to the death (they're both immortal so just keep respawning and starting again). enyo eventually gives up when she realises it's all over, and honoria dies at the end of the movie. hector will let enyo go and the audience will hate him for it)

THAT SIDE CHARACTER 10 MINUTES INTO THE MOVIE THAT WARNS THE PROTAGS TO STAY AWAY: casper (i had to include him somewhere. his cameo makes exactly four people (whom i can name) yell "NOT HIM AGAIN" and then he never shows up again. we create fan theories about what he got up to while staying out of the plot at all)

[thatorangedrank]

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[kittymeow180]

GIRLFRIENDS god this anime makes me so gay i swear im a literal man. i see anime boobs and go insane

[todayisafridaynight]

Dumb stupid headcanon of mine that doesn’t work in canon but I have it and I’m sharing because I have nowhere else to put it: Saeko and Mine get facials and manipedis together every month

i think mine deserves a girl's night and a girl bestie actually you're right for this anon omg

[getoswhore]

not me fainting in public, embarrassing.