#and so is Houki obviously

[malcontentonline]

The Naruto brain worms have come back.

[dragonotaku-justineverything]

G'Day Mate, Rias and Akeno as well as Houki and Cecilia from IS purposefully throwing a bet so they can have the pleasure of being their opponent/crush's 'pet'/'slave' for a week pls? (NSFW obvs)

Rias

She'd act a bit too nonchalantly that she lost, probably giving away that she threw the bet.

She'd prefer wearing some sort of slave out fit that had some elegance or sense of royalty to it. Like a bikini with gold linings/designs or a exotic belly dancer outfit~

Akeno

She'd have a set of fox ears and a collar ON HER when she throws the bet. She knows that she's going to lose the bet and doesn't want to waste any time getting to the fun part~

Will also slid a fox tail butt plug in to go with it if her cru- master asks her to without question

Houki

She'd be so obviously trying to throw the bet it would actually be kind of stunning if someone didn't realize it when she lost

She'd prefer the pet play option, after all she still has that kitsune (fox) shrine maiden outfit, and she wants to use it!

Cecilia

She'd at least be surprised that throwing the bet worked, then be a bit embarrassed that she would actually get to fulfill her end of the bet

She'd act all nervous about being told what to wear, but would put it on anyways and would really enjoy the undignified and perverted way she looked in it~

[depressedhatakekakashi]

I love how Gai is the one with the golden retriever energy between the two and Metal is super anxious and likes to be mostly on his own and under some aspects is more similar to Kakashi (only some aspects tho)

Meanwhile Kakashi is Tired™️ and likes to be on his own and doesn't have as much energy as Gai does (even though he effortlessly keeps up with him whenever Gai is around, he has the energy but he doesn't bother using it unless he has to) and Houki is energetic and peppy and more similar to Gai in some aspects (as I said with Metal, only some aspects tho)

I just love how Gai got someone more similar to Kakashi looking up to him, menwhile Kakashi got someone more similar to Gai looking up to him

I adore that about them!

Like Houki has smarts and stealth skill like Kakashi, and he uses Doton. So as a shinobi he matches up with Kakashi, but personality wise he matches up with Gai

Meanwhile Metal is taijutsu focused and matches gai as a shinobi, but is more withdrawn and anxious and matches a bit more with kakashi personality wise

It’s just such a fun mix of their skills and personalities with Houki and Metal obviously having things that set them apart in their own way (like metal is SUPER anxious. Kakashi deals with anxiety but no where near metals level)

It’s why i want to see more houki and metal interactions. How would their friendship be similar to their hero’s yet diffrent? How would they meld together those somewhat clashing personalities? I’d love to see it

[wind-becomes-lightning]

Hatake Miu

Miu is the second daugher of Kakashi & my OC Sayuri

 For a long while after the birth of her older brother Obito, Miu’s parents didn’t really have time to think of anything else but work and family. So Miu is born 8 years later, a little unplanned. With her coming in Kakashi decides that it is time for him to give the Hokage title up to someone else. He has therefore a lot of time to spend with Miu when she is small and she becomes very attached to him. Overall she is obviously the darling child of the household, being loved and protected by both her older siblings that often dont even talk to each other unless she is in the room.

When Miu goes to the academy she is very irritated by Houki, who seems to imitate and idolize her father. Both of them argue about it a lot until Houki eventually graduates.

Miu got her father’s hair and eye colour, looking nothing like she’d be half Uchiha. She wears her hair in two braids on the sides of her head. In academy she is doing fine, working especially well with basic genjutsu. She likes having her mother’s summon cheetah’s around for cuddling sessions.

Height: 140cm (start of Boruto canon story)

Rank: / (at the academy)

Birthday: 10/4

Chakra nature: / (unknown at this point)

[depressedkakashihatake]

Minato: So, how is it my future self? Houki: *Sweating and awkwardness intensifies*

Kakashi: obviously he's still an embaressing loser

Minato: Kakashi...why must you insult your sensei like this???

[depressedhatakekakashi]

If there are different sage modes for Slugs, Toads, and Snakes, then there's most likely one for Dog summons and Turtle summons. Meaning Kakashi, Gai, Metal, and Houki could've / can learn sage mode. As all can use chakra.

Turtle / Tortoise sage mode makes you obviously, very strong, wil huge chakra reserves, but also a huge spike in resistance to damage. As turtles and tortoises naturally have a shell to protect themselves.

And Wolf / Dog sage mode also gives huge raw strength and a buttload of chakra, as well as sharp increases in speed and two of the five senses. Hearing and Smell.

I do have headcannons about the Sage mode (which would take so much time and effort to learn).

Gai's definitly comes with more brute strength.

But Kakashi's i always imagined more as a hightened senses. Smell and hearing would go through the roof, and the user would often be left incapacited afterwards due to over stimulation. Having to hide in a dark room with no light or sound because of the pounding, endless headache that would take days from them.

The Hound's sage mode i think would have a huge downfall to using it for too long, so Kakashi would have to be very careful in it's use

Gai's could also have a downfall to it, perhaps leaving his muscles exhausted for days and in desperate need of rest after that huge boost to strength.

[depressedhatakekakashi]

What do you think are some of Boruto's missed oppurtunities? i'm not that engaged with it but from what i've heard so far (from people i know who are caught up) i'm just kinda upset that the uzumaki clan wasn't elaborated more now that Naruto has a family, and that we could've had more wholesome fluffy moments between the entire fam before y'know naruto got so busy with being hokage (cuz we all watched this lonely kid become recognized as a hero but then right off the bat he's suddenly an almost always absent dad? atleast show us more scenes of when he wasn't like that or even some brief flashbacks before slapping us with that kind of whiplash XD)

although that travel episode with kakagai and mirai was a pleasant surprise for me and i will forever cherish it <3

I haven't kept up with it that we'll honestly, cuz whenever a show starts with an obviouse horrible future I'm just not interested as a rule. I want some hope for my characters gdi

But things I can think of that were missed opportunities

Himawari and Boruto not calling Iruka grandpa or something like that. You're telling me that Boruto can call Kakashi 'old man sixth' but Iruka is just like any other person to him? No??????

Kakashi' not getting to train Houki. He deserved it. If he can train Boruto's snooty butt, he can train Houki. I want to see it.

The hyuuga clan not actually changing that much, but changes being 'mentioned' by Hiashi. You know...the guy who upheld the clan system of first and second family bs???

Sasuke teaching Sarada chidori. Was it a good father daughter moment? Sure. But like...mi feel like this show has just decided chidori is Sasuke's move and I'm still pissed about it (the manga too probably)

The bonds between team seven just seem so...broken??? Like it seems like Sai never interacts with Naruto and Sakura unless for work anymore and I'm not happy about it.

Tenzo. Just... *Waves hands towards that mess* wtf?

I never liked how Naruto and Sasuke had to be made god's in the end of Naruto, and you bet I hate that Boruto and kawaki are even stronger cuz I just want to see normal bad ass fights without this god tier bs.

Kakashi' and Tenzo's friendship. What the shit happened??? What the actual...I'm so mad!

[depressedkakashihatake]

How do you think Houki met Sanbi Kakashi? I feel like he'd have met him during a normal day while he's reading about seals and Kakashi decided that 'this kid isn't all that bad' and after they run into each other a some more times he would trust Houki with seeing Isobu's seal. Houki is fascinated, and first asks for Isobu's name and then if it hurts either of them.

Kakashi Hanging out in the tree's around the training field watching a bunch of acadamy grade students train when Houki seperates from the group and sits down with a very large looking book.

When he looks at the title, he finds himself intriqued to know that this kid is reading up on seals and the nine tailed beasts.

Houki is specificlly on the oage about the 9 tailed fox, which makes sense since Naruto just took over as Hokage from Rin and is the tall of the town right now.

When Houki gets called over to train some more with his friends, he leaves his book behind. It's obviouse he has every intention to come back and continue reading.

Kakashi uses that chance to pick up the book and examin ot, finding himself a little annoyed when he realized Isobu's section in the book is tiny.

Isobu blanes him for that. There was a writer once who wanted to ask him all about isobu, but Kakashi has never been great at talking to people.

Kakashi leaves the book there that day, but he has plans for the next time he see's this adorable kid.

The next time he see's houki, Kakashi has a small self made book in hand. It's about 10 pages long and was the source of many arguments between him and Isobu, but it's pretty good in his opinion.

When Houki leaves his book by the tree line again, Kakashi sneaks his new smaller book in between the pages about isobu and returns to his hideaway.

Upon returning, houki notices the book immidiatly and starts looking around for the source of its apperence. Of course he can't find Kalashi, Kakashi is an expert at hiding. He's not going to be caught by an acadamy age kid.

He watches as Houki settles into his spot and starts reading the new addition, his eyes going wide when he realizes what it is. A book on the one tailed beast that no one knows much about.

He's beyond excited. He has access to information almost know one else knows about. It's awsome.

Kakashi absolutly ignores Isobu when they tell him he's being adorable when he gets warm fuzzy feelings at Houki's excitement.

When Houki finally actually meets Kakashi, it's through metal. Metal has heard his best friend talking about the three tailed jinjiriki for days now and really juat needs him to meet his grandpa so that he can ask him all the questions running through his mind.

Metal brings Houki over to his grandparents after class and absolutly rolls hos eyes when he see's his grandpa Kakashi chilling on the roof of his house as if he doesn't have a couch inside.

Of course, upon meeting Kakashi, houki gets really shy and finds it hard to ask all the questions he has, but then Kakashi's smiling down at him and asking him if he looked the book and Houki's eyes are going wide because 'what what!? You left that for me!?'

And the questions just start flowing out. He has so many things he wants to know. Did it hurt when the tailed beast was put in Kakashi? Can they talk to each other? Can the tailed beast take over at will or does Kakashi have to give them control?

Kakashi anseers everything of course, and he's very amused by the kid his grandson has chosen as his bestie.

The next time He see's Houki, he has to do a double take. Where Houki used to wear just a regular shirt and pants, he now has a mask over his face and is trying desperatly to get his hair to do the gravety defying look. Kakashi has ti take off his headvand to show Houki what his hair looks like without the support, which is just amusing to Gai who loves the floopy hair look on his husband.

Houki's asking Kakashi all kinds of questions again that night while they all play board games together, and the question of Kakashi'd seal comes up.

Kakashi just smiles and lifts up his shirt so that Houki can see the seal.

When Houki asks who put it into place, Kakashi gets a really soft look in his eyes and tells him all about the Jinjiriki host of the nine tailed fox when he was growing up. How Kushina had known what to do when Kakashi came home with a weak seal and a lot of fear, and how she had immidiatly improved the seal so that Isobu wouldn't be taking over on their own any time soon.

And Houki is amazed when Kakashi tells him all about how him and Isobu became friends.

[depressedkakashihatake]

The day Houki learns that Kakashi is a cuddler...

Houki hanging out with Metal after a long day at the acadamy. They're both tired and so done and just want to nap

Watching as Metal disappears from his side and looking around desperatly for his friend. Going bright red when he see's metal sitting in front of lord f***ing sixth with the sadest eyes and thinking "good god what is he doing" when Kakashi holds out an arm and Metal immidiatly bolts into his grandpa's side and gets comfy

Thinking he needs to leave right mow immidiatly cuz this is adorable af but also obviously a private family moment, but then metal's calling out to him telling him he should come over and take a nap

And Kakashi isn't even paying attention anymore. He's just reading his book while he helds his grandson close, so houki just shrugs his shoulders and makes his way over. He's about to sit down beside them for a nap when metal reaches out and grabs his arm, pulling him down so that he ends up with his head on lord sixth's lap while metal gets comfertable again

Bbest nap he has ever had, but he never thought he'd see the day 'cool calculated lord sixth' ended up being a cuddler

[depressedkakashihatake]

Headcanon that Houki gets to be the bodyguard assigned to the next kakagai vacation. (I mean, I don't think it matters that he's a genin there, Kakashi and Gai are so capable of defending themselves that Mirai was chosen more for the experience than for actual protection)

Houki gets the new mission with his team and he's beyond excited. He gets to go on a mission with Lord Sixth, his hero, and he can't think of anything more exciting.

They show up at the gates where they're supposed to meet Kakashi andd Gai, and Kakashi instantly calls out to Sai with a playful 'yo' when he see's them

Sai asks where they'll be going and Kakahi just shrugs his shoulders and explains that Gai wants to go to Suna for their anniversery because it has a new place Gaara told them about that he wants to go

Houki's teammates are excited to be going on a mission with two war heros, but that doesn't stop them from poking fun at Houki who id the most excited for obviouse reasons.

Of course, on the way to Suna some rouge Ninja decide they want to try and pick a fight with the group, and Sai is about ready to take on the douchbag himself when a comment is made about this being easy because it's a bunch of genin and a man in a wheel chair.

At which point Kakashi seriously contemplates Letting Gai show the douchbag how much damage he can do even with a broken leg, but he really wants to get to suna before it gets too hot so he decides he can take care of it himself

And OH BOY is Houki awestruck when he gets to see Kakashi's chidori first hand. It's even more amazing than he ever imagined.

[depressedkakashihatake]

Kakashi taking Houki out for a drink and Houki trying desperately to figure out how to drink his tea without pulling down his mask

Kakashi has a good laugh over that cuz it's obviouse Houki think's he never pulls down his mask and that's just adorable.

So Kakashi continues their training day with 'stealth drinking/eating' and shows Houki how to drink when no one is looking, or how to remove and replace his mask in a matter of seconds

Like it's obviouse Kakashi has gotten really good at this and Houki is just amazed because it's actually kind of difficult, but kakashi assures him the mask is there not to actually hide away his face, but to hide away something else about him. People seeing him drink isn't actually a huge deal to him, it's just that 1) it's really fun to fuck with people and 2) he has gotten so used to having the mask on that he's not super tempted to stop wearing it now

But i just realized that's exactly the looks houki and kakashi have on their facws XD houki looks like he's trying.to figure out how he's going to make this work and Kakahsi's just like 'awwww adorable!!!'

[depressedkakashihatake]

Houki

Realistic

Houki immidiatly clings to Metal the first day they meet because Metal is quiet and shy and Houki wants to make sure he at least has one friend and finds metal's personality and stories to be amazing and entertaining. He doesn't find out until 3 months in to the friendship that Metal's grandad's are Might Gai and Kalashi Hatake, and he legit just about dies on the spot form embaressment.

Unrealistic but funny

I don't really know what is unrealistic for this boy but....

He tries so hard to be just like his hero, intelligent and quick thinking, and the first time anyone ever actually compares him to Kakashi it' boruto after Houki has tried some of Metal's increadably spicey food and started to die immidiatly

And Boruto just laughs and says "You're as weak to spice as old man Kakashi"

And he hoenstly doesn't know if he should be flattered or insulted.

Heart-crushing

Umm why i got hurt innocent cuteness??????

The worst i can think of is Houki gets really annoyed and Sad when people take his obviouse hero worship and throw it in his face. Like when he screws up and someone says something like "you'll never be anything like lord sixth at this rate" or when he doesn't understand something immidiatly and has to hear "lord sixth would have gotten it the first time"

Unrealistic but fuck cannon

The first time he meets the Nindog's he immidiatly connects with Akino and starts to play with him. He actually comes home to his parents covered in mud and dirt with the BIGGEST smile

[depressedkakashihatake]

asdfghbjk the idea that Houki, the Kakashi fanboy, is the one that's gung-ho and excited about rivalry, who calls out to Metal and tackle-hugs him, is so adorable. Metal's the shier one too so it makes sense

Exactly. Metal is more distant and iffy about other people cuz he's not sure how to interact and his anxiety really gets to him.

Houki is very open in the small scenes we do see him in, and he even takes a goofy picture with his friends when he realizes he needs to stop being so seriouse. Like...this is tackle hug material in it's prime.

Gai looks at the two boys and immidiatly know this too because it's obviouse. Houki gets excited easily and gets really in your face when he is excited. He's always grabbong metal's arm or looking like an excited puppy, and if Gai knows one thing it's that excited puppies make the best tackle huggers XD

[depressedkakashihatake]

Pakkun carrying his tiny baby girl on his back around town and only ever letting Kakashi or Houki pick her up. Curling up around her whenever they're relaxing and glaring at anyone he deems a threat who gets too close.

Laying her down in Kakashi's lap whenever the other dogs are playing around and he wants to join, but she's too tired because she has been playing and training with houki, metal and ningames son all day.

Sharing all of the best treata that kakashi gives him with her when she's still too young to be summoned, and making sure she knows who made them so that the first time Kakashindoes summon them together she immidiatly jumps into his arms for cuddles because he's obviously a good human that her dad likes.

[depressedkakashihatake]

Shipping the Boruto kids together just seems so wrong to me. Do you have thoughts?

I don't actuaĺly ship any of the boruto kids together and i have said so in the past. While i could ship older houki/metal it would be a minimum of them being 16 (and thats non sexual stuff obviously) before i'd be ok with them actually dating

Most of the things i do with them i'm thinking of them as BFF's becaude as far as i'm concerned, they are. They are absolute best friends and best friends can do things like compliment each

So i'm actually very mùch on agreement with you and i really hope you know when i'm making headcannons of the kids, they are friends and nothing more