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I hate when people in small towns on tv complain about how nothing ever happens in their town when they have like block parties and festivals. My town is so boring that the most exciting thing to happen in the last five years is them moving a house four blocks and everyone showed up to watch it
#like no music no food trucks#nothing#just people watching the fucking house move for like three hours#I was so excited I got my boss to let me leave work early#the only other stuff we have is like our mini flea markets#and the annual firehouse open house where they hand out cheap candy#and let kids ride in the fire trucks#which they can do cuz it’s not like anything happens enough for them to actually need to use them#we have one tiny dive bar that no one under fifty goes to#if you want to do anything fun you have to go to one of the neighboring towns#which aren’t that exciting either#anyways this is a hate post to Elena Gilbert#and everyone in mystic falls who don’t appreciate their little parties#I would kill to live somewhere like mystic falls#like I’d so risk getting murdered by a vampire if I could dress up in costumes and go to balls#I’m so bored
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