#and the fuckass ceratosaur LMAOO

[anxietyprxme]

jurassic park 3 is a comedy.

ive taken my time to rewatch to jurassic park 3 to prove why this movie is a comedy - it is - here is why;

- alan just trying to talk to the fucking bird?? "can you say alan? alan?"

- alan having to say no jurassic park questions and then "or on the other island... which i was not a part of" and watching the hands drop each time.

- THE FUCKING RAPTOR GOING "alan. alan!" TO WAKE HIM UP

- the shitty fade to black when alan blacks out. there's something so funny about it.

- the spino. just the spino - everything about it, it's too funny.

- paul kirby coming out of the plane yelling "AMANDA", seeing the spino, and IMMEDIATELY running back into the plane.

- "nobody move a muscle." says alan. spino roars, everyone but alan BOOKS IT. he's just left there, standing.

- amanda calling udesky and he's just fucking dead.

- "you don't wanna know." from eric about the t. rex pee.

- when the spino is just standing there, with the phone going off inside it. and the horror music over top. it stands there. MENACINGLY.

- bird cage falling onto the pterosaur and drowning it lol (i thought this was quite funny).

- THE SLOW FUCKING TURN OF THE PTEROSAUR'S HEAD TO ALAN AND EVERYONE

- the ceratosaur?? it's just funny. something about it.

overall, jurassic park 3's genre should be changed to a comedy film.