jurassic park 3 is a comedy.
ive taken my time to rewatch to jurassic park 3 to prove why this movie is a comedy - it is - here is why;
- alan just trying to talk to the fucking bird?? "can you say alan? alan?"
- alan having to say no jurassic park questions and then "or on the other island... which i was not a part of" and watching the hands drop each time.
- THE FUCKING RAPTOR GOING "alan. alan!" TO WAKE HIM UP
- the shitty fade to black when alan blacks out. there's something so funny about it.
- the spino. just the spino - everything about it, it's too funny.
- paul kirby coming out of the plane yelling "AMANDA", seeing the spino, and IMMEDIATELY running back into the plane.
- "nobody move a muscle." says alan. spino roars, everyone but alan BOOKS IT. he's just left there, standing.
- amanda calling udesky and he's just fucking dead.
- "you don't wanna know." from eric about the t. rex pee.
- when the spino is just standing there, with the phone going off inside it. and the horror music over top. it stands there. MENACINGLY.
- bird cage falling onto the pterosaur and drowning it lol (i thought this was quite funny).
- THE SLOW FUCKING TURN OF THE PTEROSAUR'S HEAD TO ALAN AND EVERYONE
- the ceratosaur?? it's just funny. something about it.
overall, jurassic park 3's genre should be changed to a comedy film.
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after literal years i finally got around to downloading a pdf of the wipers times, an unsancitioned satitical british trench magazine circulated among the troops in france from 1916-1918 after the fortuitous discovery of a printing press. i have approximately five million other things i need to read so idk when i'll be able to devote much time to it, and i gotta pick up a proper copy bc it's missing at least salient no 4 vol 2. that said? i'm genuinely laughing at what i've skimmed so far
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coming out as a massively obsessive digital circus fangirl,,these little freaks have leeched onto my brain and I will be rocking in a corner mumbling to myself waiting for the next episode...
anyways here's the three stooges featuring my sister's jax design because it is super cool and awesome
plus some zoobie doodles because they r my fav 🫶
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He’s got the zoomies, someone help-
Monster Labs AU belongs to @etanow !
Here’s a handful of lab boy 🧪
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I hope we'll get to see more big-eyed Pomni CUZ JUST LOOK AT HER! SHE'S SO CUTE!
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