#and the girl did infact dislocate her knee while I held my pose clutching my script and looking straight ahead while she howled and screame

[joeythefrog]

Race: one time someone dislocated on stage and I held my pose perfectly still for thirteen minutes instead of helping or comforting her, so that is evidence that I can stand still Davey: oh god was she okay Race: ...I don't remember Race: meet the plastics except I'm just playing all the parts Spot: that sounds like when I slept over at your place Race: and that was the best night of your life Davey: every day our cast re-creates cowboy battles. Every day I hate them more Race: I'M A MAN, I FEEL THE TESTOSTERONE FLOWING, I WANNA GO TO WAR, I WANT A LIGHTSABER Albert: he's just a baby, get him a lightsaber Spot: I love getting to sit down inbetween scenes offstage or in the audience while we block because Race is never technically offstage for longer than a minute but he's not in a lot of scenes so he just sits backstage alone and I get to laugh

Jack: oh what a man what a man what a man what a mighty good man Davey: do you have to be in your underwear and dancing to paint the set Jack: yes, it's a crucial part of my process, Dave