#and the marking

[incandescentflower]

"Even if you said you didn't care, you were actually feeling jealous?"

"Do you want to find out? In bed."

Excuse me while I combust

[oicuperp]

hoffman's car

[trans-cuchulainn]

as an aroace person with limited sexual experience, no interest in watching porn, and poor sex ed as a teen, there IS something simultaneously funny and vaguely tragic about being 28 adult years old and realising how extremely tiny your frame of reference is for genitalia and deciding you should expand this to better understand bodies (yours and others). and then you're just there like "okay so what the fuck do I even google right now, anyway"

[civetcider]

so embarrassing to be drawing an OC and forget to add some part of their design...like yeah i made this guy...hand picked everything about them....yeah i forgot to add the things i like about them....

[henk-heijmans]

Broad-snouted caiman baby in mother mouth being carried from the nest, Sante Fe, Argentina, 2013 - by Mark MacEwen, English

[draculas-tits]

the thing about the cybertruck being marketed towards people who are afraid theyll get shot driving through a city is that no other vehicle on the market psychologically invites violence and bullets as strongly as the cybertruck does. you see a cybertruck and you wanna empty an m16 into it

[thorinds]

1000 Books You May Have Actually Read

[bunabi]

girl what happened to just creating fanwork to satisfy your needs

going directly to the developers for canonical changes to the work has gotta stop like what happened to boundaries

[vietsoul]

Mark Dalton Super Soaked, 2005 - Falcon Jocks, dir. Chi Chi LaRue

[reactionimagesdaily]

[shibaraki]

“thirty year olds writing fanfic is weird…” I hate to be the one to break this to you friend. but your favourite manga was literally written by a forty year old man

[cal-kestis]

i love arm

[raystarkitty]

Puddle of Little Ponies!

[littlestpersimmon]

Metamorphosis

[heyyallitsbeth]

literally nothing will ever be funnier than Markiplier's Sinister Potion every time i see it i burst out laughing

[lonelyroommp3]

okay i have spent an embarrassing amount of my week cramming on sporcle until i could get 100% on this thing. now it's your turn but i'm only giving you one attempt because i don't play fair here 😈

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