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rabbits-of-negative-euphoria · 2 years

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when i saw they were making an NC-17 movie abt Marilyn Monroe I was like. great, new levels of pervs making gratuitous bucks off real people’s lives. but then come to find out! it’s fictionalized?? it’s not even a true story??? you wrote Marilyn Monroe smut fic and still want to be rewarded for it? no

#they only did this bc she has no living family besides her sister who is like 100 now #x #mobile #i’m not any big monroe fan but this ticks me off #even more so am i ticked off by ana de armas complaining that her nude scenes will go viral #THEN DONT 👏 DO 👏 NUDE 👏 SCENES 👏 AND DISTRIBUTE THEM AMONG THE GENERAL PUBLIC???#that’s like if Paul Hollywood had a bake sale and offered free pot brownies with every purchase #and then he complained bc ppl were only raving abt the pot brownies. what did you expect Paul.#that a rosemary sourdough would captivate the hearts and minds of potheads?

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