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#and then later in our hotel im like “Jesus christ neverfuvkingmind tjis whole pregnancy thing im tired of being hungry”
zickmonkey · 7 months
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Gonna say some semi weird shit lmao sorry
#for some reason my baby fever has been really really bad for the past couple weeks#and now it's like my dream to get pregnant this year#(it would be like impossible to swing i cant afford to move out of my parents house)#(and I'm either Aro/Ace or an Ace Lesbian)#but I want a baby so bad#so far the best option is a throuple with mu friend and her boyfriend (soon to be fiancee)#because they want kids but she doesnt want to be pregnant even a little bit#(shes also a carrier for a very severe genetic disease and some skin conditions)#but anyway thats just bonus lore#the big things: i would love to get pregnant this year#i think id keep it a secret from anyone who couldn't actively see me#and my friend who lives in a different province and i have been talking ahout him coming here for comicon in october#and us doing a couple's cosplay#so like theres zero chance of this happening but i just yhink the idea of me picking him up at the airport#with a VISIBLE baby bump when i hadn't at any point told him i was pregnant#i just think it woukd be such a funny reaction#how would he feel? would he say something? or would he just be like “oh shes gotten bigger since the last yime i saw her”#“better not mention that”#and then later in our hotel im like “Jesus christ neverfuvkingmind tjis whole pregnancy thing im tired of being hungry”#idk i just think it would he funny#also if you know someone in my area willing yo give me a baby and provide housing and be a good father and a decent enough husband hmu#btw decent enough husband i really jusy mean like be my friend but we share a house and maube a bed for the kid and have sex#but ONLY for procreation#jamie shut the fuck up#personal blog#just vibing#rambling
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