#and then ofc they go to like dennys or ihop after idk

[nateslehky]

maybe one day i'll write the pick up basketball au that's been floating around in the back of my brain for a while

[gay4xmas]

this is a long post so the review for staging coffee is under the line. also unless you guys watch this movie you’ll have no context and i just love that for you.

do so her job is to just stage houses, not really interior design, so how is she allowed just do something that’s not really her job?

“what’s the christmas warehouse?” idk bitch maybe a warehouse for christmas shit???

stickers? shouldn’t it be like a scanner? that would way easier. also someone else could just remove the sticker or it could damage the item. maybe i’m thinking too much.

also dead wife, naturally

duh ofc you’re out of stickers. she gave you one sheet with only like 20 stickers

this guy is rich, rich. he can afford to buy everything all in one go. his head has got to go lol

this guy’s sister, nikky, is a lesbian and she has a gf but imagine how funny it would be if the sister swooped in and stole his girl

they just meet and they’re already in love. 

bro let homeboy take his time. if he doesn’t wanna date, he doesn’t have to. even tho they’re gonna fall in love by the end

she’s only staging this house so she can possibly get a promotion. she’s in the running against two other people. the original venue was over booked so she wants to use this house for the party and impress her boss. imagine if she just took the promotion but ofc she won’t take it.

also her boss is urkel

they’re too happy i don’t like it. i know that’s the point but damn

do you have a good nose?

ohh they live in colorado? guess the christmas tree isn’t the only trees they got lol

little girl, but she is a stranger you can’t just invite her to christmas.

oh yes please play the piano in a random fucking diner. let me eat in peace. i will kill you.

uh sir, you can’t just play the piano. you’re gonna have to stop or you’ll be escorted off the premises.

is jingle bells public domain?

what if during this movie they played the inc*st coffee commercial

we never see the aftermath of these movies, so what if after they date for a bit but break up lol

lame joke booo. said better not say my name cuz i don’t want the paparazzi to know

key to the house oohh lesbians

that coffee cup is empty and we all know it

yes you complete stranger, please go comfort my kid who is sad about her dead mom 🙄

how important is christmas to people that they decorate their bedrooms? like the rest of the house makes sense but bedroom? why?

also lori also has a dead mom. two dead mom alert. i probably shouldn’t joke too much about this since my mom is still alive

they’re house is like a mcmansion and it’s so ugly

why would you tell a stranger they’d make a good mom? you don’t know. just cuz he’s nice to your kid.

he did interject and say if that’s whay you want. ofc. feminist king

how is a stranger allowed to go to the kid’s school?

like she’s just the decorator. not even the girlfriend

what if this was all in act cuz she’s doing her job? like ofc she’s gonna be nice. it’s not like she’s gonna be a dick to the people paying her.

like like him, what are we 3rd graders?

that’s a shit job on the cinnamon latte art lol 

okay but it would be cute to go on a date with someone who owned a coffee shop and you do a tasting. i don’t like coffee tho so it’d had to be tea or something else

coffee snob

you don’t have to close your eyes to drink coffee, ma’am.

why are you standing at the counter. sit down.

it’s like 9 o’clock at night and they’re drinking so much coffee

dude can you not read? the sign says they’re closed. i think it’s against the law to lock the doors when there are people inside, even employees, but bro you’re the ceo. i’m sure it’s okay. especially for a date.

bro they’re gonna slip on ice. he can close his eyes at the door and wait for the surprise when he’s not walking on an icy sidewalk.

since lifetime also makes darker movies with heavier themes, i want to see a christmas movie that’s more dramatic than just a fun romance movie.

like she got him a piano and he used to play a lot but stopped when his wife died. and even tho he seemed happy to play at the diner but what if he just hated it and got mad cuz it just made him miss his wife. even tho she’s been gone 3 years. he could still miss her and get depressed about her.

coffee is gross anyway who cares lol

are you telling me this guy owns a chain of coffee shops but is just now selling different flavoured coffees like cinnamon vanilla lattes? lol you’re shit at your job. how do you have a high demand?

oh no there’s a storm coming. it’s just a snow storm. nothing too dramatic

he walks weird haha

mutual pining

imagine the fanfic for this

honestly the decoration for this house is not as homey as it’s meant to be. looks like furniture display

also she had a slowmo enterance lol

those are clearly not his hands playing the piano. they look like old man hands.

they’re in colorado so there’s no way that there isn’t at least one person who’s baked off their ass. i bet half the catering staff is stoned.

she took the promotion y’all. and he got sad.

y’all just met

she’s gonna bail on her new promotion. 

not the love interest giving a side character the exact kind of advice that they really need

i don’t know how cold colorado gets, but girl why are you going outside when there’s a snow storm coming

“i can’t let you leave without telling you i’m in love with you” you’ve only know her for like a week and she just took a promotion. that’s weird as hell, bro.

“i just needed you to know” man, you say that, maybe, maybe if you’ve been dating for a minute not just knowing for a week

so the kid just came inside from playing in the snow and she just walked in with all her snow gear on. girl you’ve just tracked snow all over this house, clean it up.

his kid just read him. oh you were so sad dad it was depressing.

since she got promoted, her like assistant will be taking over. so we know she’s not taking the job, so does that mean that her assistant will also lose her new job? lol selfish

if my best friend got promoted and then they told me that they were falling in love with someone they haven’t know for very long, i would punch them. go to your new in new york. it’s nyc i didn’t mention but c’mon. new york!

yeah lori helped you fill your house with christmas cuz that’s her job.

this kid’s writing skills is shit

this kid just named her dog after the diner they went to. imagine naming your dog denny’s or ihop lol

actually ihop would be a cute name especially if the dog was missing legs

girl get new york dick. dude’s a republican senator. you know it’s weak

honestly, i’d give this movie 2/5. it was fun to roast but nothing else. ofc it’s just a tv christmas movie. i’m not expecting much.