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bunnyb34r · 5 months

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I know tumbleweeds are horribly destructive and dangerous in so many ways, but they're so funny too. Like again horrific bastards, but they're so funny as a concept of an organism to me. Imagine if your yew shrub in your yard just died and decided to roll away 😭

"Honey, the shrub left again :("

And they can interlock with other tumbleweeds and grow into this massive mess too! These bastards bury people in their houses bc they get into a giant tumbleweed orgy and get stuck in front of people's homes! Not to mention how fucking flammable they are! Fucking WILD

#marquilla #im catching up on the news and tumbleweeds burying people in their homes was one of the stories sgdgdgdgdggd #it's so so funny to watch videos of them when they become tumbleweeds aka when the dead bush breaks off the roots and it's like #oh due to unfortunate circumstances... i have decided to pass away... goodbye... ✌😔#they cause traffic accidents too bc they group together and get stuck in the road 😭 and like nothing eats these bastards at least not HERE #and they reproduce and spread their seeds when they roll around bc these bitches GET AROUND #theyre just so funny but so so stupid 😭 nature's worst creation

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