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[saint-nevermore]

baby phosrusrhacos leaping for a butterfly, somewhere between hunting and play :)

[fishfingersandscarves]

another one thank you

[yesloulou]

@ SkySportsF1: A hilarious moment and a slightly odd conversation between the two former teammates after qualifying! | 2019 British Grand Prix 🇬🇧

[notbecauseofvictories]

I'm re-reading the Discworld series for reasons, and honestly the most relatable part of reading these as an adult is how many of the protagonists start out being tired, used to their little routine and vaguely disgruntled by the interruption of the Plot. Sam Vimes wants to lie drunk in a gutter and absolutely doesn't want to be arresting dragons. Rincewind is yanked into every situation he's ever encountered, though he'd much rather be lying in a gutter too. (Minus the alcohol. Plus regretting everything he's ever done said witnessed or even heard about fourth-hand in his whole life.) Granny Weatherwax is deeply suspicious of foreign parts and that includes the next town over; Nanny has leaned into the armor of "nothing ever happens to jolly grannies who terrorize their daughters-in-law and make Saucy Jokes"

Only the young people don't seem to have picked up on this---and that's fortunate, because someone has to run around making things happen, if only so Vimes and Granny and Rincewind have a reason to get up (complaining bitterly the whole time) and put it all to rights. Without Carrot, Margrat, Eric, etc. these characters don't have that reason; they're likely to stay in the metaphorical gutter and keep wondering where it all went wrong or why anything has to change.

............well, that's not quite true. You get the sense that Vetinari knows how much certain people hate the Plot. And as the person sitting behind the metaphorical lighting board of Ankh-Morpork, he takes no small pleasure in forcing the Plot-haters specifically to stand up, and say some lines.

[koszmarnybudyn]

I found a really good refrence... So Kayne.

Oh also the og refrence under the cut cause i did use it for the background:

[txttletale]

[said for the 10000th time] right yes before we can get on with the transfeminist agenda we just need to get through this one last round of litigation and taxonomizing so we can root out the perverse men making a mockery of womanhood from us Real True Trannies who are worth advocating for,

[alexturntable]

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[ricochetthegoat]

Cody Rhodes WWE - Smackdown (01/10/25)

[feyarcher]

Okay Canadians, it's our turn to vote and we've got to try not to mess it up like certain other countries.

Election day is THIS MONDAY (APRIL 28TH).

If you are a Canadian citizen and at least 18, you can vote.

If you didn't advance vote / mail vote, then you must go on Monday. Check out [elections dot ca], all you need is your postal code and it will tell you where your voting station is and the hours. Lines were long in some places on day 1 of advance voting, but that's extremely rare. You should be in and out in 15 minutes tops normally.

You do not need to check registration or anything. You are probably registered if you have filed taxes and checked the box for election registration, but even if you have moved since then, it is fine. If you are not on their physical list already on Monday, they will add you in like 1 minute with your ID. It's easy. Trust me, for some reason I am perpetually not registered despite always checking the tax form box, so I go through it every election. It takes 60 seconds and they don't judge you.

You need to bring: your government photo ID OR 2 pieces of pseudo ID like a utility bill and your student ID where at least one has your address. If you have none of the above, but you have a friend who lives in the same polling station area, you can literally bring them and they are allowed to vouch for you and you just sign a declaration page that you are not doing voter fraud.

Have to work? You are legally required to have 3 consecutive hours to vote. If your shift somehow doesn't have 3 consecutive hours off during the time your polling station is open, your job must give you the extra time off with pay to make it 3 consecutive hours. It's on the elections canada page under the FAQ if you don't believe me.

Also I'm not saying your hockey team will lose in the playoffs if you don't vote, but I'm not not saying that either.

Summary:

-Check where to vote with postal code at elections dot ca

-Bring ID

-Global slide into facism? Bad. Voting? Good!

IT'S THIS MONDAY!!! DON'T FORGET!

[memepocalypse]

Waking Up Together

Waking up in the same bed by accident requested by anon!

"Oh. You're - you're still here."

"Did we fall asleep? Oh, my goodness..."

"Good morning... you're warm..."

"I haven't woken up in someone else's arms since - well - "

"I thought I was dreaming still, but here you are."

"Normally when I wake up, the other person is gone..."

"Mm, I don't want to get out of bed yet... do you?"

"I never thought I'd wake up looking at something so beautiful."

"Would you lay here with me a little longer?"

"Oh, we fell asleep... together..? They're never going to let us live this down."

"I could lay like this forever..."

"I didn't have a nightmare, that's... new."

"I dreamed you were here, and I woke up, and here you are..."

"You have such beautiful eyes... and such terrible morning breath..."

"I could never have thought that I could fall asleep next to someone ever again..."

"You didn't leave? Oh, most people... they leave."

"I'm glad you're here. I'm glad to wake up with you..."

"I know we need to get up... but..."

"Oh! Oh I was - I was holding you - I'm so sorry -"

"I'm really.. tired... is it okay if I lay down here... with you?"

"Mm, it's too nice to go anywhere. You can stay if you want..."

"I feel safe enough here with you... nothing can happen..."

"I just want to sleep, nothing else, I promise."

[jadewritesficshere]

Eddie rounds the corner with his drink and stumbles over the threshold when he sees Steve. Steve is wearing the most obscene white shirt- it's just a shirt a mere mortal might say, but Eddie knows better. It's a tight shirt, so tight that even not hard, the nubs of his nipples are pressed against it. So tight, the hair on his chest that runs down to his belly button and runs from that down- Eddie about chokes on his tongue thinking about where it goes- is faintly visible. So tight it looks like his biceps are bulging and so white he looks like a tanned golden God.

Except it wasn't a metaphorical trip. It was a literal trip. Eddie is literally falling as his eyes bless him with the most beautiful image he's going to think about in bed and the shower and- and he's still falling.

But Steve thinks fast and catches him, mostly with his own body. Except Eddie's water spills all over Steve and somehow ends up in Eddie's hair and its just a mess.

And Eddie is going to apologize, already is stammering out apology after apology, when he steps back after he gains footing and promptly goes mute.

Cause that once obscene white shirt is obscener- that may not be a word but Eddie is writing it in the dictionary with the caption "Steve wet t-shirt contest". Because Steve's shirt is now see-through. And because of the cold air and the water, Steve's nipples have started to harden. And his belly button is now visible and Eddie didn't even realize he had a thing for belly buttons but he does for Steve's. Every glorious inch of chest and stomach is visible to Eddie's wandering eyes, God his wants to kiss and bite it.

And Steve is just smirking at him and he should say something damnit anything but all he does is make a noise which Steve will later mimic and laugh about. But for now Steve is smirking and basically shirtless and looking so hot and-

[seiwas]

thinking about katsuki finding out about that little crush you had on shouto since seeing close-ups of him during the televised sports festival—you were in high school then, too.

he shouldn’t care about it because it doesn’t matter, it was so long ago and shouto’s always been marketed as the pro-hero pretty boy—consistently top 3 most handsome, the front cover of magazines, all that.

this is to be expected, it’s what everyone’s been tempted to react like.

but since finding out, he’s been stewing in… in whatever this bubbling, throbbing feeling in his head means. he’s snappier than normal, face scrunched up more than usual.

and every time he sees shouto he wants to strangle the hell out of him.

[anotherpapercut]

is anyone else just trying to keep it together and finding that it gets a little harder when it never gets better or is it just me and that guy from fall out boy

[simplydnp]

do you. do you understand. do you understand.

[pyjamatranslation]

The scene where Qimir says to Osha, "You should learn to trust yourself," made my jaw drop.

So often in books/movies/tv shows the love interest says some variant of, "Trust me," and the main character nods and we all swoon at their love. But someone who wants you to trust yourself? Who is basically saying, "You have good instincts. You got this''?! Someone who isn't saying, "Lean on me, I'll take care of it" but is instead saying, "You are so capable. I believe in you"? A supportive partner who encourages you to grow and stand on your own?!?!

Hands down the most romantic thing on the planet.

[icepip]

perv yuji massaging your sensitive breasts when you're on your period. holding you against his chest so he can hook his chin over your shoulder, watching the way the fat squishes in his hands.. he promises it's something he's done for other friends before, it's not weird, he just hates seeing you in pain :( let him help you feel better, you'll feel sooo much better if you just let him. oh, sorry, he didn't mean to pinch your nipples, it's probably because you're squirming around too much. you must like having his hands on you, but that's okay. he really likes it, too.