#answering the asks

[thesconesyard]

can i say bones and scotty for this one

21. If you're a fic writer and have written for this character, what's your favorite thing to do when you're writing for this character? What's something you don't like?

I love making these two realize they have feelings for each other. That bit of slow burn, circling around each other, neither knowing quite how the other feels, neither quite wanting to say something in case they’re wrong.

I don’t think there’s anything I’ve come across writing them yet that I haven’t liked.

[daddycephalopod]

Hi Sam! Hope you’re doing well (and that your writing for your fic is going well)! What are some of your favorite NSFW headcanons about Cody?

Hey! I hope you’re doing well too. I’ve been a little busy, so not a lot of writing has been getting done. I am planning some fluff things though and hope to get those published soon. I also have a Rebels fic to edit and I’m hoping my inspiration for Cody strikes up again soon.

I’ve included the headcanons below the cut, because yeah. 18+, minors DNI. I’ll throw you into a sarlac pit if you do.

I have a few favorites for this.

1. Cody is a pro at eating pussy. He’s very particular about the details in his job and that translates over to this task at hand, he pays attention to everything and makes sure he takes his time.

2. He’s definitely the dominant one, although with some restrictions and specifics. 100% a pleasure dom. Cody will shower you with praises when you’re doing well but maker have mercy if you decide to be a brat.

3. He’s open to trying new things if it’s discussed beforehand. This doesn’t mean he will try any and everything, but he’s open to discussion.

4. Cody loves lingerie almost as much as he loves seeing his partner naked, but don’t be tacky by wearing his units colors. Wear your colors, the ones you look good in and he might find himself thinking about it later when he sees the color elsewhere.

5. Aftercare king. Cody is a gentleman, through and through.

[lilblog-asatreat]

Happy birthday!

Thank you!! :D!! Happy birthday to you too!!

[amypihcs]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you!

Hello!! Thanks for the ask! The five things

My cats, one of which is on my lap now Reading Sherlock Holmes and LOTR and my favourite books Getting to talk with my friends and GF of my passions Quality time with my family and friends Scented candles! +1 DINOSAURS!

ahahah answering not an hour after rolling down of the bed wasn't my greatest idea lol

[liltaz-asatreat]

get magnus-ed

:O

I've been Magnus-ed! Lol

[oshawatt4t]

ooh for question ask, 28!

kicking and screaming oh my god bestie i would die for you Ive never actually had someone ask me a question from an ask game i would kill someone for you i would commit nymerous crimes for you

anyways uh itd defibutely be one of the songs from the album The Whale that Ate Jonah, by Schmekel, a trans and jewish folk punk band from NYC in the 2010s, and I quite like Homotaschen and Maybe She's Shomer Nagiyah. Overall though its a really fun album and ebery time people i know hear one of their songs, they're like What the Fuck

but yannow, it slaps

[sschmendrick]

Character requests you say? Do fWhip please. I love him.

Don't know how old this is so here's a quick fwhip sketch I just made on a piece of paper.

[yamujiburo]

clothes shopping!

[ineed-to-sleep]

Collection of memes with mostly my tav/astarion to keep myself sane

[evilwizard]

what is the difference between a witch and a wizard

wizards are mathematicians and physicists. witches are chemists and biologists

[bamsara]

as soon as the disorders stop disordering and the disability stops debilitating I will be so unstoppable powerful forever

[thesconesyard]

Pray tell, why do you ship Scones?

Because they belong together.

They’re like the parents of the Enterprise. They’re that bit older, more mature, they’ve got more life experience, they know what they want from life, from love.

If Jim and Spock are sort of opposites that attracted, then McCoy and Scotty complement each other, bring out the good in each other, make each other be their best. Scotty mellows out McCoy’s tendency to grumpiness and McCoy makes Scotty remember there’s more than just the ship in life.

They take care of everyone. McCoy in the medbay and Scotty maintaining the ship

They stand behind Jim giving each other looks like “look what the kids are doing now 🤦🏻‍♂️” McCoy rolls his eyes and Scotty shakes his head

[bixels]

Baffled.

[lilblog-asatreat]

okay you asked for someone to explain the 2 threesome conception in the locked tomb series, and i am categorically incapable of shutting up about tlt, so!! (if you don't actually want spoilers, read no further and destroy this message!! it's not a BIG spoiler in the grand scheme of things, but still.)

so the two threesome groups are A: god and two of his saints (we'll call them saints 1 and 2) and B: another saint (saint 3); the leader of the rebellion against god; and saint 3's dead best friend who has been sharing saint 3's body without saint 3's knowledge. (so group B includes 3 people but only 2 bodies, and only one of the people knows they're sharing a body.)

saints 1 and 2 (the ones in the threesome with god) want to kill god. for various plot reasons i'm going to leave out in the name of brevity, they need a blood relative of god for that. so although they can't stand to be in the same room and therefore haven't seen each other in 10 years, they team up to seduce god and uh...obtain a sample of his genetic material, if you catch my drift. saints 1 and 2 then pass this along to the rebellion leader in threesome B, and she artificially inseminates herself.

2 years before all this, the dead best friend in saint 3's body began an affair with the rebellion leader. shortly thereafter, saint 3 did the same. then later, around rebellion leader's due date, god ordered saint 3 to track rebellion leader down and kill her. (for being a rebellion leader. god doesn't find out about the whole threesome plan for nearly 2 decades.) saint 3 is under the impression that the baby is his, because he doesn't know about the other threesome. he still does track her down and kill her though! rebellion leader dies but the baby survives -- i'm not totally clear if saint 3 meant to kill the baby or not tbh.

if you've made it this far, you may have noticed that the baby's biological parents are NOT EVEN IN THE SAME THREESOME. i don't know if they even met before rebellion leader died. this series is insane and i had to leave so much out in the name of brevity and spoilers. (i swear this is as short as i could make it while still making any kind of sense!)

okay that's all thank you for letting me scream about these books in your inbox!!

Everything I learn about The Locked Tomb absolutely delights me, but this has definitely topped the limited knowledge I have. The fact that saints 1 and 2 hate each other but powered through anyway to get laid with god so that they can use that to get someone else pregnant so that the child can one day grow up to kill god. The fact that god doesn't know this was the plan for a full 20 years. Saint 3 and his best friend sharing a body but Saint 3 doesn't know that. I love all of this!!! Fhfkshfkshfkshdkshfk

How did both Saint 3 and the best friend have an affair with the rebellion leader without Saint 3 knowing about the best friend? Do they like, switch control over their body, but somehow Saint 3 completely misses that that happens? And did the rebellion leader know that they were two separate people?

I should also probably mention that while I find the series wild and interesting to read about in tumblr posts and am interested in the story and find it fascinating, I'm probably not going to sit down and read it myself, so you can absolutely tell me anything you want lol

[marvelsmostwanted]

Joe Biden, coherently and normally: I have three issues to speak about. First, the NATO conference went well. Second, the economy is back on track and inflation is down. Third, my proposal for a ceasefire in Gaza is moving forward. Any questions?

The media: Did You Know That You Are Old

[liltaz-asatreat]

Hiya! Did you make a post about which months/seasons all the balance arcs take place in? Coz i found a post about that and i need it for some writing stuff, but i cant find it, and i think you made it?

(If im wrong and you didnt, apologies)

Oh, ye! That was me!! :D Took me a hot second to find it, but here's the post! I'm really glad you found it helpful!! lol Good luck with the writing!! :D