#anything but fl*tterc*ord or fl*tterd*sh

[coldgoldlazarus]

It's kinda funny how my (main) MLP OTPs fall under three distinct categories:

Immortal Alicorn x Villain; Barely Romantic But Still A Ship To Me:

Celestia x Discord (but only in the context of legit bitter exes who could never function well together but also can't entirely lose the sexual tension either)

Luna x Chrysalis? (But only in the context of my one unfinished Chrysalis redemption fic, nobody else writes it like I want it; IE an ongoing extremely passive-aggressive battle of wit and will, with just the slightest undercurrent of sweetness and caring)

Monogamous... Because Nopony Else Could Stand Them:

Starlight Glimmer x Trixie (Too unhinged!)

Rainbow Dash x Pinkie Pie (Too annoying!)

Sonata Dusk x Aria Blaze (Literally arguing henchgirls making out sloppily behind the bleachers, while professing their deep undying genuine hatred of each other, would you wanna go anywhere near that?)

Excessively Decadent And Hyperspecific Polyamory Combos:

Rarity x Applejack... x Coloratura x Coco (I shipped an actually popular ship! And then had to ruin that for myself by turning it into a rarequartet lmao)

SUNSET SHIMMER X FLUTTERSHY X TWILIGHT SPARKLE X MINUETTE (IT IS LITERALLY INCOMPLETE WITHOUT ALL FOUR OF THEM, AND I DON'T CARE THAT MINUETTE IS JUST BARELY THIS SIDE OF BEING A BACKGROUND EXTRA SHE NEEDS TO BE THERE TOO, DO NOT SEPARATE ANY OF THEM UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE)