#anyway back 2 the fun posts now LAWL

[stonerzelda]

i need a new vidyod. game <- has no life direction and is running out of time to find one

[mynameisnotsoda]

Lore dumping my fnaf au

I just remembered that I inserted myself and my best friend into the au for funsies (you'll notice I do that a lot. This is how cringe I am)

In my first draft I went on a rant abt how much I hated Wilbur's face but after going back to fix it I just needed to add his glasses LMAO. Initially I forgot about the face paint until I stared at my ref LMAO it's supposed to look faded and I think I did a pretty damn good job

Other than that the rest is fine. Erm. I didn't think I'd yap so much about that the actual lore is below the cut lawl

This is Maya!!!! (she/they) she's the mechanic in the pizzaplex, is addicted to caffeine, and is my bestest friend !!!!!! In the au we live together and also work at the same place that's so funny ‼️‼️

They usually work the night shift but if there needs to be emergency repairs during the day they're always on call for that. Nights usually consist of checkups and clean up of the animatronics and androids (will get into that later).

Clearly, I have a favorite, so he's also my favorite in the au itself LMAO cSoda works in the daycare but often leaves to bother the animatronics ☝️☝️‼️‼️

the daycare has an art station so that's where they work, they also help clean up and watch over the kids with the daycare androids !!! Who are *drumroll* Mumbo and Grian !!!!

(I forgot the makeup in this doodle,, and apparently the white stripe on the red part of the dress uggghh) the daycare androids are supposed to be more human looking to not scare the little kids, but cartoony (and tall) enough to differentiate from the human coworker. I like to imagine their faces are rly simple bc they're LED screens with projected expressions to make emotions n stuff. Plus I wanted to keep their faces similar to their skins with an in universe reason for it pfsjshgdhdh

Tumblr keeps bugging out every time I wanna post and it's DRIVING ME INSANE !!!! half this post got deleted and I'm SO MAD ABOUT IT but anyway here's the refs I made like 2 years ago. Their designs haven't changed since I made them so I probably won't remake them unless I start hating my old art enough LMAO

The canon heights I never wrote down so here they are: Ranboo 8'0, Wilbur 7'2, Maya 5'4, I'm 5'7, Grian 7'0, Mumbo 8'0, James 7'0, Tommy 6'6, Jimmy 5'5 and Schlatt wasnt in the AU at the time but he's 6'4

I didnt really make this au for anything except silly scenarios and because making the designs were fun pFF ALSO I FORGOT TO MENTION Sneeg is dj music man !!!! I never got around to drawing him before since I just figured out recently I wanted him to be dj music man so yeah !!

I know this isn't that much of a lore dump but I think I got all my thoughts out for now lawl everything will be under the animatronicfication au tag :v

I have GOT to draw Wilbur the way I used to. The biblically accurate animatronic eyes do NOT look good in my art style 😭😭 also I just noticed I basically painted the same thing into my sketchbook wtf I completely forgot about this doodle until I found it after digging for au art 🤯🤯

[paperpeachy]

your doopliss headcanons are very lovely, could we 🤲 have some more? xx

TY!!! i’m glad u dig em anon, i’d b glad to talk more abt my boy ! and hooo boy. this'll b a whole can of werms i hope ur ready for me to go ballz to the wallz right off the bat !! lol

👻👻

so. u know how i said before that doopliss was raised in an environment where he's not used to ppl being faithful to their passions? yes well, that's based on my personal hc that he was the lovechild of eve and podley (y'know, the twilighter mum of three and the barkeep from rogueport). to recap actual canon, the two are ex-lovers who had dreams of performing in musical theatre together (eh eh see where im going w here?) eve ended up getting into broadshroom by herself, to which podley felt like he was holding her back and decided to run away. bc he SUCKS. which just made eve drop out from the show. so yeah ! the reason why i believe doopliss to have a flippant/non-committal attitude to everything is bc of how quickly his father gave up on his mother, and how easily his mother gave up on her dreams. not to mention he would've been raised in that stuffy apartment eve mentioned. i think the idea of 'starting from the bottom' def let a sour taste in doopliss' mouth.

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the parrot was a gift to doopliss when he was younger, but he never rlly cared abt the guy, and it got closer to eve anyway. BUT when doopliss turned into a duplighost, he ran away with the parrot to keep his name-curse functioning (like father like son)

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doopliss is one of the ONLY bad guys mario faces that's smart enough to expect being defeated, but it doesn't mean he won't make a show out of it ! and def does not mean he's stopping there. chp 4 body swap is a product of doopliss projecting his inner drama gaze onto the game and seeing how 'the audience' will react to mario(tm)'s greatest misdirect and milking it for all its worth bc hes an asshole and we love that for him ! but ye basically, to doopliss, fun trumps attempting to win. nothing comes from trying anyway, he'd say 🤪

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doopliss meets and starts dating mimi for a short time during the events of The Void, and they have a MESSY messy break up when he realizes she's part of a gang trying to erase the life he's so carefully cultivated. the breakup is when doopliss comes to full terms with how much he cares for where he's at in his life rn, so he takes mimi's attempts at justifying her plan V defensively.... after the void closes, they talk again and now they're literally the bestest of friends! they've seen each other at their most vulnerable, so they're super comfy w each other's rotten-ness lawl

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he tags along w beldam bc 1) the thing he based his entire identity around just lost its meaning. and 2) he's directionless bc of that, so when the opportunity comes up to tag along w someone who (maybe?) has it together, he's like 'omg what the fuck ever' and just joins (this does not help him mentally in the long run, ofc). he's pretty messed up post-game until vivian finds him and slowly coaxes him out of his slump.

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he has the world's most surreal experience when he's pretending to be zip toad. a successful actor? from humble beginnings? who's had a relatively easy life? huh?? the two hang out a lot post-ttyd, both being in the same industry n all, and doopliss rlly has no idea what to make of him bc like, yeah the difference in upbringing between them is refreshing and new, but he's also bitter bc he looks at the guy and doesn't know how he turned out the way he did in comparison. and it frustrates him ! bc he doesn't like coming to terms with his problems being rooted in something he apparently internalized.

[caffeineaddicted-noonie]

I posted 232 times in 2021

105 posts created (45%)

127 posts reblogged (55%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 1.2 posts.

I added 97 tags in 2021

#creepypasta - 21 posts

#creepypasta headcanons - 15 posts

#creepypasta matchups - 12 posts

#creepypasta scenarios - 11 posts

#jeff the killer creepypasta - 7 posts

#hoodie creepypasta - 7 posts

#creepypasta jeff the killer - 6 posts

#creepypasta headcanon - 6 posts

#masky creepypasta - 6 posts

#life - 6 posts

Longest Tag: 114 characters

#can i sleep beside you or on you bc i am sleepy right now after pulling of all nighter and i just want to sleep :]

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

Hoodie : On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling? Y/n: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Jeff? Jeff: Probably “road work ahead”. Tim : I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

29 notes • Posted 2021-11-27 06:00:43 GMT

#4

Y/n: Anyone d- Tim: Depressed? Jeff: Drained? Hoodie: Dumb? Toby: Disliked? Y/n: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...

33 notes • Posted 2021-11-27 06:14:09 GMT

#3

Creepypasta’s being called a different name. Pt.1 ??

This was fun to write!! TBH, I have never written anything like this. So, forgive me if it's not what you expected hehe.

Jeff the Killer🔪 - “What the heck…did you just call me Ben?? The ELF?? THE ELF THAT CANT EVEN SWIM. WHAT. DO I LOOK LIKE HIM?—AAAAAA. 🔪💀🔪💀 (in the end, his victim died knowing that Ben Drowned murdered him anyway lawl)

Ben Drowned🎮 - he has no idea why you called him Masky.... - Ok look. Lady, do i look like i WEAR a MASK?? *victim shakes head* OKAY, WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU CALL ME MASKY THEN???? *victim looks confused* Y'KNOW WHAT--

Ȳ̷̛͚̠̋̈́̕ò̵̻̮͕̞̻̟̉̇ư̶̲̩͔̯̪̓̽̃̎̓ ̵͓̟͎̩̪͇̅̏̚s̷͚͔̙̲͗͂̽̃h̵̨͚̩̜̼̏́͗̏̇õ̵͓̪̳̬̱͚̒̈́̈́̈̾u̶͖̦̝̇͂̓̐̕l̷̛̬̖̯̣̬̆͌d̶̩͖͌̎̎̽͊͝n̴͇͚̲̻̳̱̆̄̽̑͘̚'̵͕̤̻̖̤̗͋t̸͓̣̲̄̒͜ ̸̛̭̫̪͍̿̒̃̈́h̵̝̿̕͝a̴̡̠̯͕̮̿v̶̜̺̮̤̤̈́̒̃͂̐ḙ̶̢͍̤̑́́̀̕͜͠ ̵̝͚͍̪͑͂d̸̟̻̯̣̓͂̔̚õ̷̘͗ṋ̸̢̨͒̈̑ẻ̸̖̏̒̓ ̸̞̺̅̓̈́̓̾͝ẗ̵̫̹̙̲̘̥́͊͒h̸̰͂͆̉͠ả̷̛̦t̶̨̳̫͉͓̙̾

- went back home glaring at Masky and ends up asking everyone "DO I LOOK LIKE THAT OLD MASKY DUDE??"

Masky 🚬

- ok now uhhh, hes both confused and frustrated - Jane? Oh yeah, I'm definitely "Jane". Anyways, cya--💀

*At home..* - You wanna know what, Jane, I am starting to think we look the same. *someone help him*

Hoodie 📹 - He doesn't give the victim time to uhh live any longer, so, yeh.. - he was called Masky once tho...he just shrugged it off. Chill baby.

Toby 🪓

- Jeff! J-jeff! Guess what. Someone called ME Jeff the Killer. Jeff: "Really?? And then??" I t-thought it was st-stupid and funny so I cut them in half :D

- this boy just thinks it funny honestly hah

Olrite! I hope you liked it @crown-prince-jun!! I tried my best heh. I would probably do a pt 2 👀. Anyways! I hope you have a nice day and take care!!

68 notes • Posted 2021-11-14 23:24:13 GMT

#2

Tim : There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet. Y/n : Jeff : Slenderman : Everyone Else At Tim’s Surprise Birthday Party : Y/n : All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

78 notes • Posted 2021-11-27 05:52:46 GMT

#1

Tim: Are we really going to let Y/n keep Jeff? Hoodie: We kept Toby.

109 notes • Posted 2021-11-27 06:20:07 GMT

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JUNE 2, 2011

Hey there. I doubt (people will read this) that journals are supposed to be used for advertising, or propoganda about oneself. I'm guessing it's what normal journals are used for: to document the day to day trials of human life. Yea, but I'm not human. So I guess my definition of a journal shall be, "Trials of a Nephal" If you don't know what a Nephal is, ask God. Oh, and in case you're far too lazy - or just don't care about my looks - to go check my pictures, I can give you a short description right here: * I'm the same height as Taylor Momsen, my favorite celebrity. <3 * [redacted because holy shit this was bad] * I'm Jamacain and Scottish, and my hair is a sort of red-brown-blonde color. * [redacted because holy shit this was bad] So, are you looking for a biography of my life? I'm not sure I want to type that much. I guess I'll summarize it and make it even less of a biography by telling you things about myself:

I was born on January 2nd, 1996 in New York. I moved down to Florida with my family when I was 12, and have been here fro three years. (Can you calculate my age?) I'm bisexual, but I lean more towards girls. I may [redacted because holy shit this was bad]. My life revolves around music and sarcasm. My English 2 Honors teacher wrote in my yearbook to never forget the essence of my spark. Lol, no. My teacher's not Taylor Swift. She actually told me to never lose my sarcasm, and who am I to defy a teacher? .... I like to think that I'm humorous enough to start a YouTube webshow, but even though I have an HD Camcorder, I can never find the willpower to do such things. Maybe because I'm really sensitive and insecure, and I doubt I can take the hate comments....right. Anyway. People think I'm a player because of the rather extensive list of people I've been with. Honestly, I used to be a player. I've only been turned down once in my life, and only God knows why. Because it can't be my dashing good looks or humble personality, right? Oh my, looks like I've hit the irony button again. I'm actually in love right now, and I can't tell you who, just in case you jealous bitches go on a rampage.

Anyway, shall I post about my day? I'm in 7th period - Speech and Debate - right now. My friend Barbara and I are the only girls on this side of the room. It's not like we ever do anything in here. We're too effing smart, so we just keep quiet while the bumbling idiots around us try to keep up with the teacher, and stumble over words like oppression. I just showed her that. She laughed. x) Oh, um, the rest of the class is either playing games or watching The Great Debaters. I saw it in 8th grade. I don't need to see it again. The boy, Junior, isn't exactly eye candy. Finals begin tomorrow. Me and my science project parter don't have to take a Biology final, because we won the science project competition. (We - I - made an action movie about the project, pretending to be spies who had to solve the Problem, or else the White House would blow up.) Let's call her Erica. I'm scared to be alone with her, if we have to go to a different room, because she has a crush on me. And she doesn't even know I'm bisexual. She makes people move so she can sit next to me, touches me innapropriately, and told me that she knows that we're supposed to be soulmates. Save me. So here's my question of the day - supposing I write everyday and that any of you care - : What do you do when you want to make someone stop loving you, but you don't want to stop being their friend or hurt their feelings?

JUNE 3RD 2011

I'm only making this 'cause someone's making me. Let's have a recap of my day, shall we? 6:33 - woke up over an hour late. I didn't shower and merely tussled my hair, and I ate breakfast in the car. Got to school on time, despite what my dad thought. Realized I didn't have my Biology textbook which was due today. Panicked for a second, then decided not to give a shutzpah. In Latin 2, I spent like, ten minutes on my final. I had my AE do it for me, then I went to sleep in the chair on the other side of the room. It smelled funkeh. In Biology, I didn't have to take a final so I went to the Media Center with Jackie, and not Erica. Fank chu, Lawd for making her not come. So I sat down in the back, and Jackie - constant bully that she is - made me sit on the floor so that she could read comfortably on the place where I was lounging. It was cold in there. Um, nothing exciting really happened. My sister is annoying the hellzpah out me and I'm gonna kill her. Question of the day: Why isn't it possible to go back in time yet?

JUNE 6TH 2011

Hello, ladies and gents. So, today is the second day of finals and the beginning of the end. That's right. IT'S THE LAST WEEK OF SCHOOL!!!11!!111!! I took my English 2 Honors and Algebra 2 exams earlier today (actually I just finished my Algebra) and I have to say I was dissapointed by the lack of imagination by my teachers. I mean, these tests were a bit too easy- not that anything's wrong with that. But you ever get that feeling that once you believe something to be incredibly easy, turns out you got every damn thing wrong? Yeah. That's how I feel. Anywho, this guy I think is adorkable (and he's a skater, swoon!) opened the door for me and made a cute joke. Now before you say "oh dear Lord is this just another hopeless romantic?" let me tell you that he only does it for me. When anyone else is at the door, he just stares at it like it's the door to Armagaddeon or something. I have a question: Do any of you believe in alter ego's? Do you believe it's possible to seperate your body from yours? (Google!) I have one. My friend named her Cali, don't ask. But if any of you have had encounters with your AE's, PM me. We need to discuss something. But that wasn't my question of the day. The real question is: Is it possible for your Alter Ego to become their own person?

JUNE 7TH 2011

But I set fire to the rain Watched it pour as I touched your face Well, it burned while I cried 'Cause I heard it screaming out your name, your name When laying with you I could stay there Close my eyes, feel you here forever You and me together, nothing is better 'Cause there's a side to you that I never knew, never knew All the things you'd say, they were never true, never true And the games you's play, you would always win, always win I'm in love with this song. I cried hearing this girl sing it. I think I'm in love with her now. WHY CAN'T i HAVE A VOICE LIKE HERS, GOD??????? I'm gonna cry. This song makes me cry. Her voice. So damn angelic. Anyway, about my day: IT SUCKED. The only fun part was during homeroom when we were playing Scrabble, [redacted because holy shit this was bad]. Oh, and I talked to my friend Ella for the first time in months. I swear, I'm just going to keep promoting this girl. I wonder if I can get her number....sigh. If only she had red hair. LAWL. I'm just joking guys. My heart belongs to Caraquel. Yanno, when she wants it. Anywhom Question of the Day: What makes you laugh?

JUNE 8TH 2011

Tomorrow's the last day of school. I finished my Speech and Debate class early, so I'm coming here. I'm about to pour out my feelings here. I'm about to get deep. Like, 6 feet underground deep, brah. So, I think I'm in love. With the fucking world. I have this problem where I love too much. I suppose there's a gap in my heart from not getting enough love when I was a kid, or maybe my brain is just fucked up. I've fallen two feet, I've been dropped, I've had a glass cup of coffee fall on my head all before I finished kindergarten. Maybe that's why my brain is fucked up. There's a lump in my head, and I'm not sure if that's normal. I think it messed up my mouth-brain connection, where I don't say what I think. Like, if I think "Mr. John's class is nice." I'll end up saying. "Mr. John has a nice ass." or something, when the guy is like 1,000 years old and looks like Santa Claus. And the sad thing is- I can never remember saying it. Sometimes I think it's Cali saying these things, and other times I think I'm just special. I love my girlfriend, my ex, and my two best friends. (But I love Cara the most.) I get jealous beyond belief when they so much as mention another person. The thing is, I should only love my girlfriend. 'Cause she's the only one that (I think) even wants to marry me. And that's the only reason I'd ever be interested in a person- because I think they're worth it for the long haul. I really should get over all the others, because they're taken and they don't want me for the long run. They want me for the here and now, I guess. Or maybe they want me for the here and now so they can see what they'd be getting in the long run. I'm so confused and I'm hurting, but I just can't stop loving. My girlfriend's favorites on Twitter are chock full of gay boys telling her they love her. And I get jelly because I'm the first - and only - girl she's ever liked ('cause I'm just that rockin') but she could probably change their sexualities. My best friend, Cara, I just...I just love her. I'm crying right now IN EFFING PUBLIC because of how much it would kill me to not have her in my life, to not have her love. And if you are reading this Caraquel, I love you. I love you. I know Cali said she was helping me get over you, but I don't think it's possible. Every time I think about you...it's not possible to live without you. But yeah. I need to get my cranium checked. This just ain't realistic. I mean, whenever my friends come to me about their relationship problems, I think "Oi, if only it were possible for me to love you all." but mostly because I hate it when they cry over some chick who doesn't give two flying shits about anyone but herself. So, my questions of the day are: Is it possible to have fucked up the love gland in your brain? Is it possible to love more than one person? Is it possible to die from heartbreak?

[caffeineaddicted-noonie]

I posted 157 times in 2021

54 posts created (34%)

103 posts reblogged (66%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 1.9 posts.

I added 68 tags in 2021

#creepypasta - 15 posts

#creepypasta headcanons - 9 posts

#creepypasta matchups - 6 posts

#creepypasta scenarios - 6 posts

#jeff the killer creepypasta - 6 posts

#masky creepypasta - 6 posts

#hoodie creepypasta - 6 posts

#creepypasta jeff the killer - 5 posts

#life - 5 posts

#toby creepypasta - 4 posts

Longest Tag: 114 characters

#can i sleep beside you or on you bc i am sleepy right now after pulling of all nighter and i just want to sleep :]

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

Hoodie : On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling? Y/n: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Jeff? Jeff: Probably “road work ahead”. Tim : I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

22 notes • Posted 2021-11-27 06:00:43 GMT

#4

Y/n: Anyone d- Tim: Depressed? Jeff: Drained? Hoodie: Dumb? Toby: Disliked? Y/n: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...

22 notes • Posted 2021-11-27 06:14:09 GMT

#3

Creepypasta’s being called a different name. Pt.1 ??

This was fun to write!! TBH, I have never written anything like this. So, forgive me if it's not what you expected hehe.

Jeff the Killer🔪 - “What the heck…did you just call me Ben?? The ELF?? THE ELF THAT CANT EVEN SWIM. WHAT. DO I LOOK LIKE HIM?—AAAAAA. 🔪💀🔪💀 (in the end, his victim died knowing that Ben Drowned murdered him anyway lawl)

Ben Drowned🎮 - he has no idea why you called him Masky.... - Ok look. Lady, do i look like i WEAR a MASK?? *victim shakes head* OKAY, WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU CALL ME MASKY THEN???? *victim looks confused* Y'KNOW WHAT--

Ȳ̷̛͚̠̋̈́̕ò̵̻̮͕̞̻̟̉̇ư̶̲̩͔̯̪̓̽̃̎̓ ̵͓̟͎̩̪͇̅̏̚s̷͚͔̙̲͗͂̽̃h̵̨͚̩̜̼̏́͗̏̇õ̵͓̪̳̬̱͚̒̈́̈́̈̾u̶͖̦̝̇͂̓̐̕l̷̛̬̖̯̣̬̆͌d̶̩͖͌̎̎̽͊͝n̴͇͚̲̻̳̱̆̄̽̑͘̚'̵͕̤̻̖̤̗͋t̸͓̣̲̄̒͜ ̸̛̭̫̪͍̿̒̃̈́h̵̝̿̕͝a̴̡̠̯͕̮̿v̶̜̺̮̤̤̈́̒̃͂̐ḙ̶̢͍̤̑́́̀̕͜͠ ̵̝͚͍̪͑͂d̸̟̻̯̣̓͂̔̚õ̷̘͗ṋ̸̢̨͒̈̑ẻ̸̖̏̒̓ ̸̞̺̅̓̈́̓̾͝ẗ̵̫̹̙̲̘̥́͊͒h̸̰͂͆̉͠ả̷̛̦t̶̨̳̫͉͓̙̾

- went back home glaring at Masky and ends up asking everyone "DO I LOOK LIKE THAT OLD MASKY DUDE??"

Masky 🚬

- ok now uhhh, hes both confused and frustrated - Jane? Oh yeah, I'm definitely "Jane". Anyways, cya--💀

*At home..* - You wanna know what, Jane, I am starting to think we look the same. *someone help him*

Hoodie 📹 - He doesn't give the victim time to uhh live any longer, so, yeh.. - he was called Masky once tho...he just shrugged it off. Chill baby.

Toby 🪓

- Jeff! J-jeff! Guess what. Someone called ME Jeff the Killer. Jeff: "Really?? And then??" I t-thought it was st-stupid and funny so I cut them in half :D

- this boy just thinks it funny honestly hah

Olrite! I hope you liked it @crown-prince-jun!! I tried my best heh. I would probably do a pt 2 👀. Anyways! I hope you have a nice day and take care!!

60 notes • Posted 2021-11-14 23:24:13 GMT

#2

Tim : There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet. Y/n : Jeff : Slenderman : Everyone Else At Tim’s Surprise Birthday Party : Y/n : All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

60 notes • Posted 2021-11-27 05:52:46 GMT

#1

Tim: Are we really going to let Y/n keep Jeff? Hoodie: We kept Toby.

77 notes • Posted 2021-11-27 06:20:07 GMT

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