#anyways back to ghe original point

[werewolf-femboy-maid]

its 11:08 in the fucking morning I have been awake for about 26? hours and I am fuckiign losing my mind about dragon ball because my hormones bruh they really after my ass man I gotta watch that shit asa; LOOK AT THIS SHIt

I was dancing to this fucking song sped up its so cute

and I was watching vegeta dancing to songs earlier because I was going through it TM and then I was listen to this song after hang out with bf and we doing better yay but yeah more awareness I have I feel more powerful I GRABBED A CHAIR AND PIUT IT ON MY BEDDDDDDD

man that's the kind of things I liked in fandoms man like 10-24 year old me really digs the character dynamics. ...

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as a homeschooled catholic woman that left the church I guess??? no specific time it just made less and less sense and kinda seemed scary and I felt trapped and not me :"(

omg everything is a lie but ANYWAY

as a homeschooled catholic girl I believed my purpose was either nun or marriage. even tho the Baltimore catechism said being single is a rare but valid vocation for a catholic. my dad really just reccomended the marriage or nun... ^^" man its been a long 24 years

I bee ouchies all the time head ouchie :"( back says omg were gonna die all day and ouch :"{

but it s ok because back to the ORIGINAL POINT I WAS GOING TO MAKE!!! the character dynamics, as I liked for most of my life

.. I used to get really fucking shy and I stilldo'

dude I was such a nerd man you wouldn't believe I was... um

a very pure(?) fangirl? because jacking off is a sin, fantasizing about anything remotely sexual even making out or cuddling with someone let alone the act themselves.

so I had a limited toolbox of things I could use for my tiny fantasies

just uh :} hand holding.. and nice things like that..///~/// but I remember wondering how exactly babies are made, idk I always had an odd feeling about that question, and since I didn't really know until I was at least 19, it was uh slightly underwhelming. I didn't find out by actually having sex that came later. I asked... :"( I

guys I can t do this wtf

ok ok im making it complicated again but whatever this is an unhinged record blog of my thoughts...

guys I think I had a mini episode?? what is episode?????? how long many minute????????? *panic*

idk man I just be moody because ouchies as a wee one. y'all remember that post about the fuckin uh the uh the fuckinm uhhhh

oh the post about lmao uh the renaming the illnesses and It was funny ill make another post about the convo I had if I remember to it was hilarious

ok love you gays stay ssaffeeeeeee

and ghe straaaaaighttsssssss

andnntt The

L E S B I A N S

AND the non binary people

and the ace people

gender queer

gender fluid

pansexualssssssssss rawr

and all the folks and fellows

love y'all to bits <3

[ben-the-hyena]

The more I think about it the more a Moulin Rouge episode parody would have been hilarious and even more hilarious when you realize the show parodied so many movies it could have happened

Like Bella insisting (and being Toulouse Lautrec to be the narrator but everybody think just because he's small) in playing it because he loves the movie ("YOU like this ?" "Vampires do have a dramatic, romantic side") in paying tribute to it but as usually things turn wacky and crazy, the other racers are not as eager as him (well Dick is but wants to steal the spotlight too much) and the censor lady of the CN network just HARRASSES them in changing words (THREATENING FLOATING PRESENCE), plot devices (NO COURTESANS, JUST DANCERS ! I SAID JUST DANCERS) etc since we all know what the movie is about and Bella loses more and more his cool. Songs are parodied with snarky or literal lyrics "COPYRIGHT WE CANNOT FIGHT COPYRIGHT", and the ending that has Bella snap and give up is when instead of a tragic ending they all give up and they realize France has its own kind of falous race, le tour de France, so they all go jump on a bike and off they go back to the usual across the country. Bella ends up joining

Christian is Peter. All over love but also his usual stupid clueless self fucking up the scenario through quiproquos or adding things to make it more fun because "musicals are boring" ; also doesn't get half of the hints and believes all the network changes were in the original "That was one weird movie"

Penelope is Satine who of course for censor needs is not only not a courtesan but a dancer, bur instead of tuberculosis she has a rare disease that has safes fall on her head at random times until it will kill her, ruining her musical intro number after a "WAIT WHAT" after Bella gave the modified G rated pitch. She is almost dead by the end of the episode/show of course. Meanwhile she was chosen because she was the most attractive of the ladies available and Pandora is once again jealous and furious from this "HOW ABOUT ME !?" "Who are you again ?"

Muttley is the duke. Silent lady's man who just snickers all the time with popcorn as the show goes on. Gets fucking wrecked by C.A.R instead or Chocolat when he insists too much to Satine ; trolls Dick or bears with his complains as usual too

Dick in fact wanted to be Christian just yo have the main role and out of jealousy towards Peter as usual but was given the role of the Argentinian. A dashing handsome hispanic hidalgo with such a nice moustache !? He was sold ! But what does narcolepsy mean ? Therefore whenever a crisis is needed IQ blows a dart of a product he made right to him so he just collapses in snores immediatly no matter how much he hates it, even in moments where he is not supposed to which annoys him AND Bella "IQ WHY !?!" "But that's more realistic, narcolepsy is a very dangerous condition for a reason !" He even gets darted in the very end by Muttley to shut him up, making him snicker before the end credits

The remaining Toulouse's troop are Tiny and IQ ; IQ however has no clue of the real scenario because the censor but also everyone fakes it to preserve his innocence "why does the Duke want Satine anyway ?" "Because dating websites don't exist yet and he is lonely" "oh like Mr Dastardly" "YOU LITTLE-" *darts him* "zzzzz"

As said the other performers are played ny other recurring characters, C.A.R (EVEN GHE CAR, YELLS SNAGGLEPUSS), Mrs Barnstorm who insists on being seen adored or else everybody is fired, Duchess (and her puppet is one too) who takes advantage of her presence to try to kidnap Peter like at some point during a romantic scene Peter gets tied up and taken away while Penny is like "Christian ? Where are you ?" before getting crushed by a safe, and Pandora who gets her revenge by playing Nini to be the betrayer who tells the Duke about Satine and Christian ; she and Dick have a Tango de Roxane parody scene that is JUST starting to be conniving and flirty when IQ darts him "NO NO WAIT WAIT- zzzzzzzzzz" letting Pandora poker faced with a sleeping man in her arms and "the show must go on" as Brick Crashman just takes a broom and gets them out

Brick Crashman is Harold Zidler who presents the show more like a live than a real cabaret "WELCOME TO WACKY DANCERS I'M HAROLD CRASHLER AND THIS IS A LIVE WITH OUR FAVORITE COMPETITORS IN 19TH CENTURY PARIS" gets thwarted by everyone whenever he gets in the way for the dramatic scenario

Snagglepuss cameos who wants to be a Cancan dancer or dramatic actor but keeps being found no matter how hard he tries and gets kicked outside

Scrappy Doo is the Green absinth fairy. He barely appears they freak out and splat him