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deathandthemaiden23 · 2 months

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PUSS IN BOOTS: THE LAST WISH (2022)✨️🍷🍹🍺 DRINKING GAME 🍺🍹🍷✨️

1. Take a sip anytime:

• A banger ass song starts playing

• Santa Caloma is mentioned

• Pickles is mentioned 🥒

• Jack Horner says an extremely quotable line (at your discretion, because honest to fucking god most of what he says is quotable as fuck)

• Goldilocks is referred to as a budget version of a similar fairytale character ("Little Bo Creep," "Low-rent Cinderella")

• The name "Team Friendship" is mercilessly dragged through the shit

• A map ownership swap occurs and the surrounding area changes as a result

• Puss gets shit on by anyone within a 5 mile radius

• Perrito tries to get Puss to rub his belly

• A character dies, implying Death is most certainly somewhere in the surrounding area unbeknownst to literally everyone else in the story who isn't Death

• Kitty wears the strap-on in her relationship with Puss (for the layman, this would be any time that Kitty saves Puss's ass in any kind of fight scene or really any interaction she has with him where you look at them and the only thought to go through your head is, "this man definitely gets pegged")

• Papa Bear fails to back up Baby Bear when he resists a particular roast slung at him by Goldi and instead affirms the accuracy of said roast or takes Goldi's side

• Perrito is disturbingly upbeat given the grimness of the current conversation topic being discussed in the movie

•Puss's anime eyes are used and/or discussed

1. Chug for 3 seconds every time:

• Spanish splinter™️ occurs

• A wanted poster is shown

• Perrito triggers the censors 🤬

• Death shows up 🥰 🥺🫠😏

1. Take a shot every time:

• Puss loses a life (if you're daring and can time it, do a sip/shot for each life lost in the beginning montage and repeat during the scene in the Cave of Lost Souls if you can keep up with two sickles mcgee, ignore if you're a

✨️p u s s y✨️)

• The Shrek Cinematic Universe is alluded to, basically any time a Shrek character besides Puss appears on screen

• Perrito has to be rescued

1. Finish your drink when:

• Perrito calms Puss down during his panic attack

• Puss parts on good/neutral terms with his sleep paralysis demon ("Hasta la muerte" 💀❤️)

• The camera pans to reveal Far Far Away at the end 👽(closest emoji to Shrek that I could find sorry the only other green emoji is the puke one which I found inappropriate for our layered ogrelord)

If you're lucky, Death won't be carting your cold carcass into the afterlife by the end of this shit. Happy birthday me I guess lol here's to Shrek 5 bitches

#puss in boots the last wish #pibtlw #puss in boots #puss in boots death #lobo #muerte #puss in boots wolf #kitty softpaws #perrito #jack horner #goldilocks and the three bears #shrek #dreamworks #drinking game #i made this for my 25th birthday celebration today lol #sorry if this is... extensive #im a plus size gal and tend to have to drink a lot lmfao #and if you cant drink then just do soda or somethin idk #dont let a lack of legal access to alcohol deter your potential enjoyment of watching the movie in drinking game format #im pretty sure this is how any shrek movie is meant to be watched tbh #anyways cheers y'all 🍻#i do not assume responsibility for any deaths by alcohol poisoning that may occur in playing by these rules #a brief update: i played this game as faithfully as i could and...#i may have girlbossed a little too close to the sun on this one ahahaha #i ate and drank way too much ahaha whoops #id say the rules of this drinking game could use a few tweaks but tbh thats quitter talk™️

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poptartmochi · 9 months

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agustín tbh

#my leetel guye... :]#Tav is what he goes by for his mercenary work‚ and what he introduces himself as to Everyone #but then he meets wyll + is like omg blade of the frontiers 🤩 bc he is ofc familiar w the folk tales and greatly respects wyll #so. when will is like 🤷🏿‍♂️ u can also call me wyll 🍻 agustín is like oh! word! you can call me agustín 😇#and everyone else immediately goes *VINE BOOM SOUND FX* *WHIP NOISE* 🤏🏻🕶️🤨 are WE not good enough for ur first name?! 😒 interesting 🤥#anyhow i have figured some more things out.. not sure what his original surname is‚ BUT. agustín's mama's last name is tavriil #so. the tav comes from that! but the timeline goes augusta [REDACTED] -> augusta rustrian -> agustín rustrian -> tav #once he tells wyll his name he's like ahh i guess y'all can call me that too 🍻 but mindwormies ONLY.. everyone else has to call him Tav bc #that's what his reputation is tied to+ also because he's technically wanted by the law under the name Agustín 🤓😰#but eventually the statute of limitations for murder passes or what have you. in the end he gets to stop playing hot potato w his names #and he finally settles down as agustín dekarios hehehe 🦖 but we're a long ways off from that right now 🧍🏻‍♀️#hmm what else abt mr. dino.. AH YES #i decided he has a much older brother who inherited their father's land when dino killed their dad before he got married 🚶🏻‍♀️#and he is like. The Only One who Knows abt The First Murder 🧍🏻‍♀️ but both of them hated their dad more than they hated each other so he's #like. well cheers mate better u than me lol! 💫 but anyhow i think they are able to reconcile once agustín goes into exile #but.. whoo. rotating them in my mind.. we love a frigid family relationship :] anyways i love agustín that guy can fit so many great comet #characters in him lol! i would say war and peace characters but.. I don't know them like that 💔#sriracha.txt #🦖

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beerselfie · 3 years

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#Repost @htownbeerguys Well y'all can blame @uprr for the late #fridayclinks - we got stuck between two trains earlier today and it was ridiculous. We're no strangers to Union Pacific not caring, being in the east end, but still it sucks. Anyway, we're on day 3 of @southernstarbrewingco 12 Nights of Krampus - this saison style is good! Tastes super traditional. We really enjoyed it. Cheers y'all! 🍻🚂🍻 #drinkwhatyoulike #supportlocal #craftbeer #beergeek #drinkgoodbeer #beerstagram #craftnotcrap #craftbeerporn #beerme #beerporn #beernerd #beersofinstagram #beertography #craftbeerlover #beersnob #beer #beerpics #supportlocalbreweries #brewery #cheers #texas #gay #texasbeer #houstonbeer #gayswhodrinkbeer #beardedgay #queer #queerbeer https://www.instagram.com/p/CWxN9OercP7/?utm_medium=tumblr

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beerselfie · 2 years

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#Repost @htownbeerguys Happy #fridayclinks y'all! And happy #gotexanday to those who celebrate, we're so excited to get back to the @rodeohouston this year! But anyway, we're at our local brewery @equalpartsbrewing having a few delicious lagers. Have a fantastic weekend y'all! Cheers! 🍻🤠🍻 #drinkwhatyoulike #supportlocal #craftbeer #beergeek #drinkgoodbeer #beerstagram #craftnotcrap #craftbeerporn #beerme #beerporn #beernerd #beersofinstagram #beertography #craftbeerlover #beersnob #beer #beerpics #supportlocalbreweries #brewery #texas #gay #texasbeer #houstonbeer #gayswhodrinkbeer #beardedgay #queer #queerbeer https://www.instagram.com/p/Cabc9gRL_v6/?utm_medium=tumblr

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