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moe-broey · 1 year

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Playing Awakening as a guy (ESPPP a transguy) is so funny like. Immune to the universal experience of Chrom marriage jumpscare. Falling in love with Chrom anyway because his supports with m!Robin are SO GOOD. Mentally in my head in my heart I'm co-parenting Lucina she is also my daughter. Bonus points if you get extra funky in your head where you ship Maribelle/Lissa and Chrom/Gaius, marry Maribelle because you love her and have Lissa marry Gaius because they're pretty cute but also have it all be like. We're all bearding for each other. Olivia is there too bc she is the funniest option and adds to Chrom's disaster bisexual vibes.

And then you decide "Well next run I'm romancing Chrom because I love him I am making A Point to romance him" either make an OC or play as default Robin and. Get HORRIFICALLY MORTIFYINGLY jumpscared by Chrom's supports with f!Robin SO BAD YOU'RE GONNA THROW UP ABOUT IT (ESP AS A TRANSGUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

And to this day you have NOT married Chrom and the only way you could ever feel comfortable marrying Chrom is to hack your 3DS

#fire emblem #fe:a #like i've played w the idea of doing a default f robin run and intentionally triggering the jumpscare #to just skip over all that.#but honestly personally it makes me SO uncomfortable like SO VIOLENTLY uncomfortable i. i can't.#also it's. incredibly difficult to pick a wife for chrom. like. we've got two women i cannot see as anything but lesbians #another woman who i see as wlw but also has. THE WORST HETERONORMATIVE SUPPORTS OF ALL TIME #like it makes my skin CRAWL #and then. we have. a girl he just met but she's so cute and if she lap dances enough to get C support #AND if you put chrom in the chamber with no women in it. that's it that's his wife now #OH AND. AND. THE SECRET EVIL OPTION. VILLAGE GIRL WITH A STEEL CHAIR #also yeah when i marry maribelle it's like. queerplatonic. in my head.#i love my wife so much she can do whatever she wants (be with lissa)#not in a cuck way but like i am shaking her hand deeply in love with her and both of us are victims of the time #and also i'm in love with chrom. so. it all works out.#anyways i don't think fire emblem was made with people like me in mind LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO #AND YET. HERE I AM. IT HAS BEEN MY PRIMARY FIXATION FOR YEARS NOW.#also the only reason i haven't hacked my 3ds is bc i'm lazy. lmfao. distracted as well.#i have done it once (my old one and for acnl) and i WILL do it again (when. i feel like it.)#chrom

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