listen, everyBODY IS BEING SO SAD AND HEART WRENCHING and i thought everybody needed a break. and some apples 🍎🍏
between family-related edits and s5 gif sets and 7x10 flooding my dash it's a miracle i'm still alive at all 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
6 notes
·
View notes
Spring is here and Fruit Fest opened with a bang! Here are the juicy selections offered so far!
FIC. Draco & Harry. Draco/Hermione. Rated: G. Words: 1,251. Fluff. Chef Draco. Pub Owner Harry. Bars and pubs. Baking.
Draco Malfoy has a boot full of pears and Harry Potter has a pub full of people who like eating them.
🍐 Read on AO3 🍐
ART. Draco/Harry. Rated: G. Muggle AU. Fluff. Meet cute.
"And it might sound silly but let's go home"
🥭 Read on AO3 🥭
FIC. Draco & Goyle. Rated: E. Words: 1,434. Object insertion. Anal fisting. Pranks gone sexual. Drabble collection.
Harry and Ginny come up with an insane prank to play on Draco. Except it goes sideways. Well, more up, and then sideways, but only after plenty of stretching. This is crack gone overboard. Pumpkins go up holes and gaping booty gets an impressionist description; read at your own peril.
🎃 Read on AO3 🎃
FIC. Harry/Hermione. Rated: G. Words: 1,416. Panic attacks. Comfort.
Ron's left, and Harry buckles under the pressure. Hermione walks him back from the edge.
🥝 Read on AO3 🥝
ART. Draco/apple. Draco/Harry. Rated: E. NSFW art.
Draco does a photo shoot for Witch Weekly, in which he shows his appreciation for his favorite fruit.
🍎 Read on AO3 🍎
ART. Draco/Harry. Rated: G. Mpreg. Pregnant Draco. Cravings.
Apples symbolize peace, beauty, wisdom, joy, fertility, and youthfulness
🍏 Read on AO3 🍏
FIC. Draco/Hermione. Rated: T. Words: 402. Tooth rotting fluff. Family feels. Parenthood. Springtime. Scorpius & Lyra.
Hermione Granger had always loved springtime. She loved everything about the season even though she was a late summer baby having been born in the middle of September, she had always preferred the spring and autumn time. They always called out her names. Then she found true love with Draco Malfoy, who had also always loved the springtime. He felt the same about the season even though he was another summer baby. They purposely had their wedding in the Malfoy Manor gardens in the middle of spring. They had prolonged their honeymoon so they could celebrate it within the spring. But, then came the birth of their two spring babies. Scorpius and Lyra Granger-Malfoy. With the cherry blossom blooming on the trees across the gardens of Malfoy Manor. Newborn lambs and little piglets frolicking about in the neighbouring fields. Loads of loaded picnics with all different kinds of food and drink underneath the shining sun with their babbling children. Hermione and Draco Granger-Malfoy would always love the springtime.
🍓 Read on AO3 🍓
FIC. Astoria/Draco. Astoria/Draco/Hermione. Rated: E. Words: 3,668. Virginity loss. Dom/Sub. Mommy/Daddy kink. PWP.
Astoria Greengrass and Draco Malfoy were happily married along with their gorgeous, blond-haired son, Scorpius Malfoy, but life got too busy and it was decided between the couple that they needed a babysitter. And they needed one desperately. This was where the recently turned nineteen-year-old Hermione Granger came in and was the best candidate for the job role of babysitter. However, Draco and Astoria couldn’t help it when alternate feelings start to rise from seeing the young woman with their son.
🍒 Read on AO3 🍒
10 notes
·
View notes
Man, I normally always pick the grass type starter when I first play a new pokemon game... but this guy?
He just speaks to me
21 notes
·
View notes
Jin Ling wanting to see the Barbie movie and begrudgingly asking Lan Sizhui to go with him because he’s the only person who’ll probably agree and not make fun of him for it (and asking his uncle to go is way too embarrassing). Little did he know that LSZ’s grossly in-love dads would tag along with them and just when Jin Ling thinks things can’t get any more awkward, they all walk into the theatre to see a giddy Jiang Cheng huddled up alone in the back with a slurpee and popcorn 100% confident that he wouldn’t run into anyone he knows
2K notes
·
View notes
I know we love to headcanon that Lan Sizhui growing up as Wen Yuan would be a roguish badass (and he technically would when it comes to cultivation because he’d be learning from Wen Qing and Wen Ning) but aside of being an amazing cultivator, I really think he would just be the nerdiest nerd to ever nerd. Plant dork. Has entire notebooks filled with studies and properties of leaves and their decomposition. Cancels plans with friends to observe a spider weave a web and catch its prey. Can’t go on a simple walk without bringing home a sack full of cool rocks.
342 notes
·
View notes
We don’t talk enough about how Fairy was Jin Ling’s best friend growing up because getting bullied all the time traumatized him into isolating himself and avoiding making friends with other kids. We don’t talk enough about how she’s his best friend, not only because they grew up together but because Fairy isn’t a human who can shun him, hurt him, insult him or betray him. We don’t talk enough about how she was probably his main comfort above all else, the only thing he could run to when he was overwhelmed by emotions without being judged or called names for crying and feeling. We don’t talk enough about how his smile is only ever instant for Fairy. She’s the only one who doesn’t have to earn it because she’s his safety. His confidant. His best friend. His only friend.
156 notes
·
View notes
I need more drunk Lan Wangji. I need more drunk wangxian doing cute wangxian things. I need drunk WWX losing his footing on a rooftop, LWJ grabbing him in a panic before he falls and holding him close as he whispers “you can’t fall again” because I love to break my own heart.
399 notes
·
View notes