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[mavtech]

Canine Catastrophe Leads to Communist Capers: My Dog Destroyed My iPad, Now I Have a "New" One from China (Don't Tell Apple!)

Let's face it, folks. Owning a dog is a constant gamble. You open your heart, you open your home, and sometimes, you open the door to find your favorite chew toy transformed into a drool-covered iPad graveyard.

That, my friends, was my reality last week. My trusty iPad, the one that held all my notes, games, and questionable internet searches, was now a mangled mess, courtesy of my overly enthusiastic golden retriever, Sir Barks-a-Lot (yes, very creative, I know).

Devastated? Absolutely. Broke? Also, yes. But then, a glimmer of hope emerged from the depths of the internet (a place Sir Barks-a-Lot is thankfully banned from). I stumbled upon a website that promised "amazing deals" on electronics – specifically, iPads that looked suspiciously familiar to my dearly departed one.

Now, I'm no Sherlock Holmes, but something smelled a little… well, like cheap plastic and questionable manufacturing. But hey, desperation is a powerful motivator, and the price tag was lower than a squirrel's self-preservation instincts. So, I took the plunge.

A week later, a package arrived (wrapped in what appeared to be recycled pizza boxes – a sustainability effort I can get behind!). Inside, nestled amongst packing peanuts that suspiciously resembled packing ramen noodles, was my "new" iPad.

Let me tell you, this thing is… unique. The Apple logo looks more like a confused pear, and Siri has been replaced with "Shiri," who speaks in a heavily accented monotone and constantly reminds me to "drink more water, comrade." The games are… interesting. There's "Angry Birds: Siberian Gulag Edition" and "Candy Crush: Proletariat Sweets."

But hey, it works! I can still write notes, play questionable internet games (though I swear the graphics are slightly more… socialist realist), and most importantly, keep Sir Barks-a-Lot entertained with his newfound chew toy (don't tell him it's his iPad doppelganger).

So, the moral of the story? Never underestimate the power of a desperate online search and a dog with a penchant for destruction. And if you're looking for a "slightly used" iPad at a bargain price, well, you know where to look (but maybe stock up on instant ramen and vodka for after-sales support).

Disclaimer: I am in no way endorsing questionable online marketplaces or iPads that speak in broken English with a communist agenda. But hey, if you're feeling adventurous (and broke), who am I to judge? Check it out at your own risk: [https://tinyurl.com/mr7a9aft] (Just don't tell Apple I sent you!)

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Third-party payment systems in the Google Play Store admitted in more and more countries

Third-party payment systems in the Google Play Store admitted in more and more countries

Discreetly, Google extended the authorization of third-party payment systems in apps on its Play Store on September 1. Australia, European Economic Area, India, Indonesia and Japan are concerned. This decision marginalizes Applewho still stubbornly refuses to take this path. Google is trying The movement is on. Developers from the countries mentioned above can now offer their own payment system…

[emmafaceonfire]

My phone has updated recently and gone one better than alerting me of fraudulent numbers, it now blocks them automatically so I don't even have to 👌🏻 #android #samsung #applewho #whatiphone https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx0CkccB2ZKJAn_w3DtzYPwkY2sAcTSheAqNkE0/?igshid=1spotkl3tarsk

[sirwharvey]

These were literally taken off my phone! The one is regular shot all blurry the more focused with with that 50x scumbag zoom this Galaxy Note 20 ultra has apple has 24 hours to respond #lunar #moon #scumbagzoom #galaxynote20ultra #applewho https://www.instagram.com/p/CWdCDniLr50/?utm_medium=tumblr

[boredgrantaire]

Not gonna lie, the fact i don't have to panic about the fact my battery is 36% cos it'll be fine until I get home. My iPhone never did that #NotSponseredBySamsung #ItsMyFaveThing #AppleWho

[saunderssewing]

You see? Visionaries fix the problem, not blame and complain. Big ups to #FiggersCommunication for donating!! God bless you!! #puertorico #selfsufficiency #applewho? #hurricanerelief #supportblackbusinesses #minorityownedbusiness