#as said by wario

[starrydoesstuff]

Well hello there, Twitter refugees.

My name is Starry Does Stuff, I stream on Twitch and draw fanart. I came to Tumblr at the start of this year after leaving Instagram as I found the app no longer fun and just terrible for artists. There WAS an attempt to return to InstaHell but that only lasted two months, I only just purged it again and I regret nothing. The only thing I do regret is leaving behind my friend, I do miss my friend. But maybe it’s time to move on, and there is nothing I can do about it ; - ;

If you want, you can also add me on Discord: starrydoesstuff

(in case you’ve been living under a rock, they removed discriminators, the number at the end. so just type starrydoesstuff in lowercase)

here is my Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/starrydoesstuff

[drawingdeamon]

vegetable pizza

[sbnkalny]

Everyone says "Genghis khan has 16 million descendants" while conveniently forgetting the same can be said of wario.

[nartblartmallcop]

i dont know how to make queer headcanon posts exciting <3

elaborations on who i headcanon as what under the cut

Mario - Bisexual (with a preference for guys)

Luigi - Genderfluid and Transfem Lesbian (the L in luigi stands for lesbian dontcha know)

Wario - Transmasc Nonbinary and Pansexual

Waluigi - Asexual Gay Twink (Wario and Waluigi are All Or Nothing, I've said it before and i'll say it again)

Peach - Bisexual (with a slight preference for girls)

Daisy - Butch Lesbian (this is my luaisy lesbians propaganda)

Pauline - Bisexual Transfem

Rosalina - Agender and Demisexual

Bowser - Closeted Gay

[choxeltreats]

EXCUSE ME????? CRACTUS??? ? ?

[darkdragon768]

My mom and I started the story mode of WW:Move it.

Jfc the characters are so adorable and lovely and silly aaa

[askrockandfriends]

Mario when he sees Wapeach on the tennis court...

"What's-a with this sassy... lost-a child?"

[smoochinforabruisin]

Is it so wrong to want a mario sports story mode where Wario bullies the player insert mii

[specternabbermaiori]

Still practicing with the tablet! Here's Zero Suit Samus and Wario!

[comfortcomes]

i’m sooo obsessed with that caroline song ugh not to fellate a heterosexual man but i rly think ag cook is like one of the most innovative artists of the era and in the peak of his career rn like every new thing he puts out gets even better and more inventive sfdmfjfkgj this is literally me having dogshit music taste lmao but anyway stream immortal by thy slaughter ✨

[artsy-anonymous]

WAAAAAAAA

-@wario-the-greedy

OH MY GODS ITS YOU

WARIO!!!

[timid-plumber-archive]

@garlculean || Welcome

Wario. On the surface, Wario seemed like something of an antagonistic fellow. He was rough around the edges, and many felt like his lust for treasure made him selfish. He could also come off as abrasive. But once you got to know him, once you'd heard about his adventures and about how he helped people... you couldn't condemn the guy for much. He wasn't poster boy material like Mario was, but he still had a good heart.

"Wario!" Luigi waved to the rotund man. "How are you doing today? Are you out looking for more treasure?"

[thepariahcontinuum]

Timothée Chalamet is just Tom Holland's Wario.

In this essay I will....

[insomniakingdoom]

Out of context quotes, the friend is here too

Luigi: Walter, Walter! Waluigi (thinking): not this again Waluigi: What? Luigi: Daisy liked the dance, but now she really want to kiss me, I really need you! Waluigi: How in the actual hell could I help you? Luigi: Uhhhhh, do you know frenchkiss? Waluigi (blushing): Just shut up! Luigi: Just Imagine that I’m Daisy Waluigi: I’m so going to kill you Luigi: Kiss me already!

Luigi: Waluigi, Waluigi! Waluigi (thinking): Ok, he’s calling me by name, must be bad Waluigi: What did I do wrong this time? Luigi: Do you want to go out with me? Waluigi: ... Waht? Luigi: You know, in a date? Waluigi (very confused) : ... What?

Luigi: Mario, I have something to tell you, it’s very important Mario: Sure, sure, you can tell me anything Luigi: Be sure to let me finish before saying anything else, I’m bisexual Mario: Oh, it’s great Luigi, I’m proud of y- Luigi: I’m not done yet, I’m also polyamorous Mario: It’s ok, I’m open minded, you’re still my bro do not worry- Luigi: I’m still not done! So, I’m in a relationship with Daisy- Mario: Oh, but everyone knows that- Luigi (getting frustrated): With Daisy and Waluigi! Mario: Mario: What

Waluigi: Your mustache is very ugly Luigi: Waluigi, it’s ok, I know you’re a tsundere Waluigi: A waht now? Luigi: Thanks for the compliment, yours is pretty too Waluigi: B-but I insulted you! Luigi: I love you too Waluigi: B-baka >///<

Waluigi: So, as you know. I’m biromantic  Wario: Yea sure, we already had this conversation before Waluigi: And I had a crush on Daisy Wario: Everyone knows that, just get to the point already Waluigi: I realised I may wanted to use her to get close to Luigi Wario: Wario: What now Waluigi: Long story short, we’re a trouple now Wario: I’m so confused Waluigi: That’s why you should have let me explain, asshole

Luigi: You’re a good kisser Waluigi: I don’t want to speak about this ever again Luigi: Say the one who wanted a second round Waluigi: The third one was your idea Daisy: What are you doing guys? Waluigi: Nothing special Luigi: We weren’t kissing at all! Waluigi: You fucking adorable idiot Daisy: Guess it’s my turn now!

Daisy: Waluigi! Waluigi: Did something bad happened again? Wasn’t me, I swear Luigi: Do you want to marry us? Waluigi: Waluigi: Oh right, the mariage.  Daisy: Just say yes.