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[survivingpierce]

@vamptyr sent: 🍹

Send 🍹 for a starter where my muse is completely drunk

          "has anyone ever told you that worrying too much gives terrible wrinkles?" katherine strolled closer, her movements a bit more exaggerated than usual. maybe, just maybe, because the world appears to spin. slightly. nothing to worry about. after she finally approached stefan, she wrapped one arm around his neck and lifted her other hand to brush the fingertip of her index finger against his forehead. "see? you need moisturizer..."

[touchedbydestiny]

She's shown up last minute (as usual) with a smirk on her face.

"You didn't think I'd forget you on christmas did you Nadia?"

She's holding a deck of cards, a bottle of scotch, and some chocolate covered cherries.

"Mind if I spend a little time with my daughter for the holidays?"

            there was a mild surprise on nadia's features as she spotted her mother, clearly having not expected her visit nor the fact that she brought gifts.

            "i wasn't aware that you celebrate." therefore she also didn't expect her to show up. it's also better to not expect too much because then, you also won't get hurt. so yes, her showing up was an even greater gift than the actual things she brought with her. it also elicited a smile.

            "i don't mind, quite the contrary actually. thank you, mother." see, she called her 'mother' and not katherine. a sign that she was very pleased & happy.

            "please come in." || @malka-lisitsa

[gluttonygirls]

to be 900lbs

[deceptivemorals]

cont. from here || @malka-lisitsa

          it is very rare that elijah went to bed early - usually, he did not sleep until well after midnight. and when he finally went to sleep, he usually slept tight enough. however, not tight enough not to relatively quickly notice that katherine had left the bed. he waited a few moments to see if katherine returned to bed, giving her the necessary space in case it wasn't a situation that needed attention. but when she failed to return, elijah decided it was best if he went looking for her.

          he gave an unusual sight. the hair already slightly ruffled by sleep on one side, without a suit, but only in his sleeping outfit, and barefoot. fortunately, it didn't take him long to locate her, and fortunately, she was still in the building. upon stepping into the room she had chosen, elijah immediately checked for signs: increased pulse, rapid breathing, restlessness... signs that typically indicate that she has had a nightmare or a panic attack. but everything seems quiet. 

          she seemed to take some time until she gave him a reaction following his words that were mainly meant to make his presence known so as to not startle her in case her mind wandered off. and considering that she seemed to need some time to react, her thoughts were probably not entirely here in the presence.

          her questions caused him to frown, not having expected that whatever troubled her went in that specific direction. he knew he was far from being perfect and he knew that he certainly was not everything that she was looking for and needed. elijah was not blind to the fact that his divided loyalties didn't please her and he knew that he had hurt her immensely in the past. he also knew that he often could not match her fiery spirit (the famous stick in his ass) and isn't as open in his feelings. flaws a perfection option would not have. nonetheless (or rather precisely because), he was trying his hardest to show her what she meant to him. her doubts regarding their relationship made him question whether he was trying enough. whether he had done anything that made her feel neglected or misplaced or not good enough.

          elijah stepped carefully closer until he reached the chair she was sitting in. then, he squatted down so that he wasn't towering over her. "of course i am happy with you, katerina. you are important to me and you mean a lot to me." his hand reached out to lay above her free hand, his thumb gently stroking the back of her hand. "i love you."

          of course, there are big 'whys' in his head. why is she filled with doubts? why was she so unsure of his feelings for her? but he decided to not ask so as to not push her if she didn't feel like sharing. perhaps being simply here with her already helps her.

[myreia]

☾ A Wedding in the Crystarium (Pt 1, Pt 2, Pt 3)

Part three of this incredibly self-indulgent series.

[aeviare]

no one told me it was love on tiff hours wtf. anyway tiff is in fact one of my favorite people on the whole planet to ever exist ever <3 sweetest person. funniest. clears the vibe check with flying colors. creative and talented in so many ways. one of my favorite people to talk to and write with and bounce ideas off of!!! single handedly revived my will to write after a long stress hiatus. best ever. my world is a better place with a tiff in it and i'm so so glad to have met you and get to call you my friend :3 <3 <3 <3

unprompted cedar asks <3

{EXCUSE ME SIR SADFDFA sobbing quietly into my hands. i'm so glad to have met you too <3}

[zzsmut]

Happy Tummy Tuesday-and-nothing-else-day!!

[depoteka]

i've been addressed with the informal "you" in polish twice in the span of 3 days and i'm like pls i'm an adult

[daenerys-targaryen]

sucks that i had to do it but it seems like last week was the perfect time to turn anons off

[hydenine]

wow I can’t believe Nandor’s wife stole Guillermo’s boyfriend

[survivingpierce]

cont. from here || @dcmoniism

             "do you really believe this?!", she shot back mere seconds after the words had left his mouth and although she was still scared by this encounter, she was also raging mad that he dared to put the blame on her. "in what world did i have you fooled when in reality, it has been the other way round? i didn’t perform any wrong intentions, didn’t lie to hide the real motives of why i was even interested in you. but you and your brother created this whole fake story. from the moment i was introduced to you two, everything was just a giant lie. you knew from the beginning that you planned to sacrifice me. like a spider, you skillfully ensured that i was starting to safely become entangled in your web without me even realizing that i was trapped. every word that came out of your family's lips was just a giant lie. the reasons why i was invited to klaus' birthday party, the reason why you oh-so-generously offered for me to stay in your castle, the way klaus courted me and spoke of marriage, even the way you spent time with me in the gardens. nothing was real. it was a lie, a play you two performed. and i, as naive as i was, wanted to believe it; wanted to be safe and loved. i trusted you, and i especially trusted you, elijah. but you fooled me. and if trevor didn't have a change of heart and warned me, then i would have been blindly walked into my own slaughter. so do not accuse me of fooling you when you were the first to play that game!"

             she had been talking herself into a rage and she knew this was so incredibly stupid. not only because her feelings certainly shouldn't concern him, but also because it was not smart to irritate elijah. she knew how this could end, and knew that this could mean her death. he has killed for less...

             the next words from elijah only caused a snort that didn't sound too convincing at all. "i have no reason to believe you, elijah. i managed to get away because sweet lovesick trevor risked his life for me." she never questioned that, and she never considered that elijah might have changed his mind about returning her to klaus. not when it was him yelling threats through the woods. she didn't believe elijah and certainly didn't believe that this was something he had wanted. perhaps it was his explanation of why he hadn't been successful in finding her. a mikaelson could not bear defeat, of course, he would turn it around so that it fit. 

             "your family has hurt me in countless ways and you played an active role in it. you lied to me, elijah, no matter if you want to accept it or not, you played a role in this killing machinery, even encouraging me to give my relationship with klaus a try because 'many unions were built on less'. back then, i had meant everything. i shared my hopes and worries with you and you used me. and now you accuse me of being deceiving? i was trying to survive in a world that was set out to kill me. and i still try to survive because i have no other choice. the only one i can rely on is me because the only one who won't betray me again is - again - me. i have no reason to trust you, elijah because i know that if you had to choose, you would choose klaus. just like you did in 1492 when i truly was still an innocent girl who naively believed that she was loved."

[touchedbydestiny]

@seilas​ liked the starter call (for sarah) cause silas has a gift for sarah

          perhaps, given her very strange history, she shouldn't follow the instruction of an sms coming from an unknown number. it's technically not safe to meet a potential stranger somewhere. expect from the fact that the place was a very busy place in the middle of the campus and the fact that she already had a suspicion of who had written her (although she is surprised where this ultra-old biological relative of hers had gotten her number from).

        the phone still in her hand, she looked around. partly curious, partly suspicious. meeting with a witchy wizard stone-old relative (or whatever else the correct term was) wasn't normal, after all. but hey, here she was, waiting at the specified time and place.

[gluttonygirls]

A massive silhouette brushes up against the curtain, as wide as the entire shower itself. Steam billows out to fill the room as she hums, the sound of water hitting skin singing along with her.

The figure bends awkwardly, a set of hips as wide as a couch ruffling the shower curtain again as she struggles to reach the knob. Turning off the water, she lets out a content sigh as she straightens back up.

Stepping out into the steam, slick belly slapping against her thighs as she reached for an extra large towel, she set to work drying herself off. It was an arduous process, helped with another towel wrapped around a back scratcher to help dry every little roll and fold on her, and soon she was clean, towel wrapped, and decent.

And her first thought after settling in for the night?

To approach a case of cookies with greedy intent.

[deceptivemorals]

DONT MIND KATHERINE SHES JUST GONNA SLIDE ON IN HERE-

🧑‍🤝‍🧑🧑‍🤝‍🧑how do they feel about having multiple partners at once? have they ever done it? 🪢do they have a kink? if so, what is it?

🍆how do they feel about toys? do they have any? what’s their favorite? do they use them with partners?

🌙do they need an emotional connection or are one-night-stands an option?

🍒how old were they when they lost their virginity? to whom? was it significant?

𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒 || @malka-lisitsa || accepting

katerina please. why the torture? lol

🧑‍🤝‍🧑🧑‍🤝‍🧑how do they feel about having multiple partners at once? have they ever done it?

        "i do not feel comfortable having multiple people at once simply because i tend to not like to share what is mine. and yes, i said 'people' instead of 'partners' because i do only have one true partner at a time."         he won't indulge in polygamy and isn't interested in threesomes or more. the only exception would be if his partner requests it. then he would consider it (instead of immediately rejecting it) but it's mostly unlikely that he agrees.

🪢do they have a kink? if so, what is it?

       "dominance – i like being in control. i also have a slight blood kink."         and although he won't say it out loud, he also likes begging. the slight variant. a 'please' can do things to him. he's also into edging if his partner misbehaves.

🍆how do they feel about toys? do they have any? what’s their favorite? do they use them with partners?

         "i do not own toys myself. i have everything that i need if it's required."          he has many belts and ties and even handkerchiefs to use in order to tie someone down. he'll also use his hand(s) if necessary.          "i value consent, so i will make sure that a partner is okay with using … helpers. if my partner has toys that they want me to use on them, then i will include them." so yes, he knows how to handle a vibrator.

🌙do they need an emotional connection or are one-night-stands an option?

         "i'm not the right man if anyone searches for a one-night stand. i'm not interested in meaningless pastimes or evasions."          he's demisexual and is only attracted to people if he shares a bond / a connection with them. a detailed headcanon about that can be found here.

🍒how old were they when they lost their virginity? to whom? was it significant?

        "no comment."         elijah cannot answer that because there's a crack in the universe regarding that topic and it crosses my own headcanons. elijah definitely had sex while he was human because i refuse to believe he got turned into a vampire in his mid-twenties and was a virgin. at the same time, however, he wouldn’t sleep with someone he doesn’t love. the first woman he canon-ly ever loved was tatia but he would never touch her in that kind of way if she wasn't officially his. tragically, he wasn't married to her (which would be his definition of being officially his). see the problem here? nonetheless, i stand by what i said that elijah was no virgin when he was turned into a vampire.

[taste-in-music]

“I am freer than ever in my writing, I believe in myself as a writer more than ever and it’s empowering. I am relying on myself more than others, which is a development as well. I’m growing every day.”

Donna Missal for submission beauty

[sins-of-the-sea]

Different Dimension Me: That hair makes you look like a girl.

The Himbos apparently: Am I a pretty girl?~