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[animegirlspongebob]

Circus Of Angels Character Introductions!

PLEASE NOTE: this isn’t all the characters! there are four note characters who are yet to be designed and given personalities, and their intros will come in the future! along with characters i have chosen to keep a secret for now!

Michellis Angelez: The Circus’ darling ringleader! (All Pronouns)

She’s eccentric, but rather sweet. A little too sweet. There’s a certain fake-ness to everything about her that makes him almost uncanny. Their inability to not stare with it’s many, many eyes doesn’t help.

Lots of people, perhaps his own followers, think he should use her power for more important things rather than running a circus, but they could care less! After all, they can hardly argue with him. Perhaps that’s why it gets away with it all.  

Atticus: The shapeshifter! (He/Him)

Atticus is Michellis’ closest friend. As stated, he is a shapeshifter, although he prefers to stay in the form of a cat. He keeps a watchful eye over the circus when Michellis is away.

Lindsey Angelez: The seamstress! (Any Pronouns)

Lin is a very short teenager who works as the seamstress for the circus. Despite this, she’s much more interested in becoming a doctor instead. He is Michellis’ favourite, but that’s probably a lot to do with the fact that they’re his child.

Ticket, Blush, and Chef: They are strange humanoid creatures that Michellis created to take care of “less important” jobs. They are named after their occupations (ticket selling, doing the performers makeup, and cooking), and are known to unsettle guests and workers.

Lovely Scarrow: Just some clown. (He/Him)

It make sense that someone such as Lovely is putting his clownery to work instead of wasting it as a bartender! At least, that’s what Michellis thinks. 

Formerly good friends with Michellis, Lovely now holds quite a few grudges against him. He is the only performer that doesn’t live at the circus.

Pepper Penaluna: The doctor! (She/Her)

The youngest child of a Michellis worshipping family, Pepper was “taken in” by Michellis after her older sibling’s careless boyfriend accidentally had her take some…substances.

Despite being only 15, Pepper is the circus doctor, and is quite good at her job. Despite being one of the best off at the circus, she’s always felt the need for something more…

Hamantha Glass: The contortionist! (He/She/It)

Hamantha is the contortionist at the circus, but there’s something off about him. Perhaps it’s due to being a zombie, but he’s quite aggressive towards other performers. Unable to talk, she communicates through signs.

Ashley and Willow Gogo: The conjoined twins! (She/They for Ash, He/It for Willow)

Unfortunately for these two, Ashley and Willow are polar opposites, which cause them to (quite literally) butt heads a lot. While Ashley is nice and polite, Willow is quite mean and rude. The two work in the mirror maze together.

Spider Cider: The tightrope walker! (She/it)

Spider is a mystery to even the other performers of the circus. She disappears before and after shows, and smiles even in the most grim of times. It almost seems like Michellis himself doesn’t want her there…

Emily Stabber: The ribbon dancer! (They/It/She)

Emily is the newest addition to the circus. Formerly living in the woods with their dad, it’s had quite the trouble adjusting to her new environment, with all the loudness, the smells, and the way they are now forced to dress. The oddness of the people there don’t help.

Patchwork Fleshton: The magician! (They/He)

Unable to remember their real first name, he goes by Patchwork after waking up in the circus with rabbit ears sewn to their head. Understandably anxious all the time, Patchwork has a tendency to come off as quite snappy, like his good friend Willow. Unlike Willow however, they usually end up apologising. They also hallucinate pretty frequently.

Mirror Luck: The unlikely aerialist! (Mirror Pronouns) 

Mirror used to visit a lot of people each day, but after successfully being pressured into joining the circus by its uncle, Michellis, he barely has the time to visit just one. 

Mirror finds Michellis’ decision to make him an aerialist quite silly: after all, he’s a mirror! if anyone’s cut out for working in the mirror maze, it’s him!

He’s often used as the circus’ therapist, due to being able to properly understand everyone there, much to its dismay. 

And of course, we have the ghosts!

Calliope Mika Rosalind: The cleaner! (She/He)

Calliope is a very sweet ghost that works as the cleaner for the circus. She can’t see very well, because, you know. He’s missing his eyes. But she does her job well enough. 

Calliope only really talks to Mirror, as he’s quite insecure about how high her voice is anyways, and the fact that Mirror is the only one who can understand what she’s saying, due to being stuck talking in reverse. 

It’s worth noting that despite Michellis being the reason she talks backwards, doesn’t have eyes, is devoid of almost all colour, and trapped at the circus, he is not the reason Calliope is dead.  

Salem Mercury: The former magician! (He/Him)

Salem used to be the magician at the circus, but after a little altercation he had with Michellis, he now haunts instead. However, Salem is still rather fond of Michellis…..a little too fond, if you ask me. He’s known for annoying performers and visitors, and for his carelessness about how terrible their situation is.

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

It bugs me that the Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen film "Our Lips Are Sealed " (2000), wherein the twins enter the Witness Protection Program after accidentally stopping a mob robbery (or mobbery, if you will), did not license the titular new wave power pop single "Our Lips Are Sealed" (1981) by the Go-Go's for the soundtrack.

It did however license the Goldfinger punk rock cover of "99 Red Balloons," so at the very least it has a nice anti-war sentiment. It's good to know where America's youth stand in terms of geopolitical activism in the wake of the Cold War.

[warningsine]

Mass Effect stories I would have loved to read:

The Rachni Wars that led to the Krogan Rebellions.

The Quarian/Geth conflict. In the first game, you spend so much time fighting Geth and the game paints them as typical synthetic villains and then you find out they were genocided and defended themselves. Surely, there must have been Quarians that sympathized with the Geth and were killed/imprisoned etc.

How the First Contact with the Turians went bad and led to the infamous war. (A good excuse to find out what Ashley and Garrus's dads were like, among other things.)

Lore about the Asari. Maybe a post ME3 scenario where they rebuild Thessia. They are nonbinary monogendered creatures with the most advanced civilization in the current cycle. Surely, there must have been more to them than gogo dancers and commandos.

Lore about any of the following races: Volus(es?), Drells, Hanars, Yahgs, Elcors.

Something about the Batarians and/or the Vorcha. You kill so many of them in-game and the only thing that you know about them is that they're considered ruthless slave owners (the former) and vermins (the latter). As if Batarians weren't right to hate the butcher of Torfan (ruthless Shepard) or the fact that Shepard was responsible for the destruction of an entire colony.

How Dalatrass and the Salarians under her command that didn't help fight the Reapers are dealt with post ME3. Are they punished?

How are Cerberus and ex-Cerberus affiliates dealt with post ME3. Are they tried in court, imprisoned or...? Surely, politicians will need some scapegoats and Miranda used to be TIM's right hand person.

What a post-Synthesis galaxy is like. It sounds like a utopia, what with having the knowledge of million years of civilization on hand and organics/synthetics peacefully coexisting, but is it a utopia for everyone? Every single being's genetic code changes on the spot. You have Reaper abominations that consist of multiple/incompatible species. Remember that brief moment in ME2 when Harbinger releases control of that poor Collector who looks panicked before getting killed? Straight out of a horror story. What happens with those creatures? They're not really sapient, are they?

How the Krogan rebuild their planet and find their place in the galaxy. Surely, Wrex and Bakara must have some adversaries that do not bow down to their authority. How are they dealt with?

What the hell happened to the Keepers? What cycle are they from? What was their civilization like? What happens to them post ME3?

What happens to the remaining Leviathans post ME3? They're powerful creatures with mind control capabilities. Do they just disappear once again?

[pigtailpoll]

PIGTAIL POLL !! :D

currently running :

lily hoshikawa vs orange blossom

ICON BRACKET

miku hatsune vs usagi tsukino

ABOUT THA ICON BRACKET : tha eight most iconic pigtail characters ( decided both by iconicness and tha amount of submissions they received ) will compete in an adjacent bracket . tha winner will then face off against tha winner of tha main pigtail bracket . this is liek what they do in sports , where certain teams get to skip matches and go straight to tha finals . this way icons can be included but its more exciting ( and fair ) than watching them decimate their opponents each round before making it to tha finals anyways

entire 128 character bracket is too large to take a screenshot of but it looks liek this , and will ( obviously ) be done in sections . bracket list below tha readmore , straight down tha left side and then straight down tha right !! :D

LEFT SIDE

1 asa mitaka ( chainsaw man )

2 izumo kamiki ( ao no exorcist )

3 ashley spinelli ( reccess )

4 creepie ( growing up creepie )

5 bloody eye ( bloody mary )

6 boo ( monsters inc )

7 choso ( jjk )

8 muffet ( undertale )

9 sakura hanazono ( kaichou wa maid-sama )

10 mikan sakura ( gakuen alice )

11 shizuku mizutani ( my little monster )

12 retoree ( show by rock )

13 chiyo mihama ( azumanga diaoh )

14 maka albarn ( soul eater )

15 black rock shooter ( brs )

16 lyra ( pkmn )

17 jill ( drill dozer )

18 penny ( inspector gadget )

19 elizabeth midford ( kuroshitsuji )

20 anne halford ( sugar apple fairy tale )

21 lilie ( princess tutu )

22 jess ( badanamu )

23 yaya yuki ( shugo chara )

24 sana futaba ( magia record : pmm )

25 sana kurata ( kodomo no omocha )

26 makima kirameki ( re : creators )

27 cherry cookie ( cookie run )

28 twintelle ( ARMS )

29 bubbles utonium ( ppg )

30 yokune ruko ( UTAU )

31 entrapta ( she-ra and the pop )

32 ling xiaoyu ( tekken )

33 garu ( pucca )

34 sarasa watanabe ( kageki shoujo )

35 mio naganohara ( nichijou )

36 joon yorigami ( touhou )

37 eleanor miller ( alvin and the chipmunks )

38 gosalyn mallard ( darkwing duck )

39 mallow ( pkmn )

40 love momozono ( fresh precure )

41 nadeshiko kagamihara ( yuru camp )

42 angelica pickles ( rugrats )

43 gretchen grundler ( reccess )

44 lotta zehybe ( charlie and lola )

45 pinky cooper ( pinky and pepper forever )

46 brat plutonium ( ppg )

47 dynamo ( ppg )

48 jinmay ( super robot money team hyperforce go )

49 xinyan ( genshin impact )

50 miyuki hoshizora ( smile precure )

51 hu tao ( genshin impact )

52 sal fisher ( sally face )

53 natsuki mamiya ( gogo sentai boukenger )

54 dee dee ( dexter's laboratory )

55 princess morbucks ( ppg )

56 trixie carter ( american dragon jake long )

57 popuko ( pop team epic )

58 biscuit krueger ( hunter x hunter )

59 celestia ludenberg ( dangan ronpa )

60 kagami hiiragi ( lucky star )

61 juliet starling ( lollipop chainsaw )

62 ruru amour ( hug itto! precure )

63 aki narukami ( misao )

64 rabi en rose ( di gi charat )

RIGHT SIDE

65 brianna dulce ( rainbow high )

66 aria blaze ( mlp : equestria girls )

67 ame-chan ( needy girl overdose )

68 aoi kanzaki ( kimetsu no yaiba )

69 sylvia christel ( no more heroes )

70 ginger breadhouse ( ever after high )

71 kohane azusawa ( project sekai )

72 bronya zaychik ( honkai impact 3rd )

73 saki tenma ( project sekai )

74 riruka dokugamine ( bleach )

75 draculara ( monster high )

76 ichigo momomiya ( tokyo mew mew )

77 ann takamaki ( persona 5 )

78 yayoi takatsuki ( THE iDOLM@STER )

79 hana makihatayama ( ojamajo doremi )

80 nina sakura ( ultra maniac )

81 rise kujikawa ( persona 4 )

82 shushang ( honkai star rail )

83 mei kusakabe ( my neighbor totoro )

84 lily hoshikawa ( zombie land saga )

85 dj cookie ( cookie run )

86 pippi longstocking ( pippi longstocking )

87 pink ( mahou shoujo magical destroyers )

88 piper pinwheeler ( robots )

89 valerie amaranth ( magical warrior diamond heart )

90 twin turbo ( uma musume : pretty derby )

91 tart ( tokyo mew mew )

92 nagisa shiota ( assassination classroom )

93 drossel von flügel ( fireball )

94 najika kazami ( kitchen princess )

95 chinatsu kuramoto ( flying witch )

96 vendetta ( making friends )

97 sorano appare ( appare-ranman! )

98 sunny madison ( rainbow high )

99 jenny wakeman ( my life as a teenage robot )

100 barbara ( genshin impact )

101 nico yazawa ( love live! )

102 ichika usami ( kirakira precure a la mode )

103 ruli ( aikatsu planet!)

104 hay lin ( w.i.t.c.h )

105 teto kasane ( UTAU )

106 marnie ( pkmn )

107 robin ( f ) ( fire emblem awakening )

108 hikaru hoshina ( star twinkle precure )

109 hilda valentine goneril ( fire emblem : three houses )

110 falulu ( pripara )

111 kagura izumi ( ressha sentai toqger )

112 nico niiyama ( kiznaiver )

113 tsunade ( naruto )

114 lucia nanami ( mermaid melody pichi pichi pitch )

115 raki kiseki ( aikatsu on parade! )

116 ranmaru kirino ( inazuma eleven go! )

117 emiru aisaki ( hug itto! precure )

118 q84 ( hello charlotte )

119 nozomi tojo ( love live! )

120 klee ( genshin impact )

121 mimi valentine ( vtube )

122 gerti giggles ( spy kids )

123 kitty cheshire ( ever after high )

124 orange blossom ( strawberry shortcake )

125 miku imamura ( denji sentai megaranger )

126 agitha ( loz : twilight princess )

127 glenda ( petite princess yucie )

128 pepper ( pinky and pepper forever )

[wildthingpoorboy]

Muse List

Mood

Muses: Star/Marco (Star vs the Forces of Evil), Marco/Harem (Star vs the Forces of Evil), Edric/Emira (The Owl House), Taiyang/Yang (RWBY), Adrien/Audrey (Miraculous Ladybug), Adrien/Alya (Miraculous Ladybug), Ladybug/Chat Noir (Miraculous Ladybug), Adrien/Harem (Miraculous Ladybug), Adrien/Nathalie (Miraculous Ladybug), Luka/Juleka (Miraculous Ladybug), Luka/Juleka/Rose (Miraculous Ladybug), Luka/Marinette (Miraculous Ladybug), Kim/Marinette (Miraculous Ladybug), Nino/Marinette (Miraculous Ladybug), Alya/Marinette (Miraculous Ladybug), Hiro/Gogo (Big Hero 6), Hiro/Gogo/Honey Lemon (Big Hero 6), Hiro/Karmi (Big Hero 6), Dipper/Mabel (Gravity Falls), Lincoln/Harem (The Loud House), Naruto/Ino (Naruto), Naruto/Tsunade (Naruto), Andrew/Ashley (The Coffin of Andy and Leyley), Ben/Gwen (Ben 10), Ben/Gwen/Lucy (Ben 10), Sasha/Anne/Marcy (Amphibia), Bee/Oum (Amphibia), Sasha/Marcy (Amphibia), Peter/Mary Jane (Spider-Man), Robin/Raven (Teen Titans), Beast Boy/Starfire (Teen Titans), Robin/Raven/Starfire (Teen Titans), Peter/Kamala (Spider-Man 2017), Martha (Helluva Boss), Sokka/Katara (Avatar: the Last Airbender), Zuko/Katara (Avatar: the Last Airbender), Cloud/Tifa (Final Fantasy VII), Link/Harem (The Legend of Zelda), Joker/Harem (Persona 5 Royal), Kaminari/Jirou (My Hero Academia), Mina/Kirishima (My Hero Academia), Lonnie/Kyle (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power), Catra/Adora (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power), Bow/Glimmer (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power), Mermista (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power), Entrapta (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power), Big Macintosh/Applejack (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic), Spike/Twilight Sparkle (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic), Pinkie Pie/Carrot Cake (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic), Vicky/Timmy Turner (Fairly Odd Parents)

Kinks: Swimsuits, cosplay, swinging, cheating, threesomes, filming, light, lingerie, incest, anal

[kujousgf]

What's your "girl dinner"

Me, it's elizabeth olsen

well, if we're talking actual food, it's a gogo squeeze and some peanut butter

but for women i think probablyyyy jo from muna or ashley johnson

[themxtleycrew]

Kinda sorta feeling these muses tonight (provided I don’t pass out xD)

Like/reblog if you want a short starter, and please specify which muse you want.

(In order, muses are Rodimus, Ashley Barton, Gogo Tomago, Sabine Wren, and Broly)

[joshuasumter]

My poster for my parody spoof of Kill la Kill

Synopsis: The story and characters you know and love gets a character-recasting makeover and comes to life in a whole new way in an epic, thrilling remake/character-recasting adaptation of Studio Trigger's original hit anime from 2013 of the same name that shook the streets of Honno City, Kill la Kill. Experience and relive the saga of Ryuko Matoi (Go Go Tamago/Lady (Devil May Cry)), a fierce, vagrant woman who crosses paths with the undisputed, iron-willed Student Council president and ruler of Honnoji Academy, Satsuki Kiryuin (Fa Mulan). While transferring to the academy and searching for the murderer with the Scissor Blade who killed her father, Ryuko demands answers from Satsuki, but she is chased away by the students equipped with Goku Uniforms that are infused with mysterious alien-like matrial called Life Fibers. Just when Ryuko was at her lowest and at wit's end, she awakens a living, sentient uniform called a Kamui that may be the key to humanity's future. Sensing Ryuko's anger toward everything, the wisecracking, larger-than-life Kamui bonded with her and the two became the most unexpected, lethal roadblock Honnoji Academy has ever seen (Like Venom). But just as Ryuko and the Kamui she named Senketsu (Bruno (Marvel's Future Avengers)) form an unlikely, symbiotic bond, Satsuki has also awaken and bonded with another Kamui of her own as well -- Junketsu (Namaari (Raya and the Last Dragon)).

Soon, Ryuko and Senketsu are dragged into an epic battle for Honnoji Academy and the fate of mankind that is ravaged with rebellion, action, drama and heart, ultimately resulting in Ryuko and Satsuki's rivalry, the shocking truth about their connected past, and the war against the Life Fibers. With the help of their friends and allies, including the energetic, hyperactive Mako Mankanshoku (Sofia the First) and her family (Wreck-It Ralph, Adult Wendy Darling, Spot/Timothy Templeton, Dante (Coco)); the Elite Four of Honnoji Academy's Student Council (Joshua Sumter, Aladdin, Milo Thatch, Vanellope Von Schweetz/Ashley Spinelli); and the anti-Life Fiber organization Nudist Beach led by undercover homeroom teacher Aikuro Mikisugi (Flynn Rider), Ryuko and Satsuki - with both their bonded Kamuis - will have to figure out how to put aside their differences...and reunite as long-lost sisterly siblings to stop and foil the plot of the sinister CEO of REVOCS and director of Honnoji Academy -- their birth mother Ragyo Kiryuin (Eris (Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas)).

The special cast of characters includes...Gogo Tomago (Big Hero 6) with Lady (Devil May Cry) as Ryūko Matoi, Fa Mulan (Mulan) as Satsuki Kiryūin, Sofia the First (Sofia the First) as Mako Mankanshouku, Bruno from Marvel's Future Avengers reincarnated as Kamui Senketsu, Namaari (Raya and the Last Dragon) as Junketsu, Joshua Sumter himself (ME!) as Ira Gamagōri, Aladdin (Aladdin) as Uzu Sanageyama, Milo Thatch (Atlantis: The Lost Empire) as Hōka Inumuta, Vanellope Von Schweetz (Wreck-It Ralph) with Ashley Spinelli (Recess) as Nonon Jakuzure, Hiro Hamada (Big Hero 6) as Shirō Iori, Wreck-It Ralph (Wreck-It Ralph) as Barazō Mankanshoku, Adult Wendy Darling (Return to Neverland) as Sukuyo Mankanshoku, Spot (The Good Dinosaur) with Timothy Templeton (Boss Baby) as Matarō Mankanshoku, Dante (Coco) as Guts, Mankanshoku family's pet pug; Flynn Rider (Tangled) as Aikurō Mikisugi, Will Turner (Pirates of the Caribbean) with Jann Lee (Dead or Alive) as Tsumugu Kinagase, Grimsby (The Little Mermaid) with Alfred Pennyworth (Batman) as Mitsuzō Soroi, Eris (Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas) as Ragyō Kiryūin, Larxene (Kingdom Hearts series) as Nui Harime and Nebula (Guardians of the Galaxy) as Rei Hōōmaru

Based on "KILL la KILL" screenplay by Kazuki Nakashima

[musingsofvenus]

Twilight x Kill Bill AU cast

There’s more info in my writing masterpost linked in my bio!

Deadly Lupine Assassination Squad (as the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad)

Leah Clearwater (as Beatrix Kiddo) - Julia Jones

Sam Uley (as Bill) - Martin Sensmeier

Emily Young (as Elle Driver) - Ashley Callingbull

Bella Swan (as O-Ren Ishii) - Emmy Rossum

Quil Ateara V (as Vernita Green) - Michael Spears

Paul Lahote (as Budd) - Alex Meraz

The Volturi (as the Yakuza) and Holy Crows (as the Crazy 88)

Rosalie Hale (as Karen Kim) - Lisa Haydon

James (as Boss Matsumoto) - Cam Gigandet

Bree Tanner (as Unnamed Crazy 88 member) - Lana Condor

Victoria (as Pretty Riki) - Deborah Ann Woll

Caius (as Boss Tanaka) - River Phoenix

Edward Cullen (as Johnny Mo) - Allan Hyde

Angela Weber (as Sophie Fatale) - Christian Serratos

Aro (as Boss Honda) - Kim Sung-oh

Jane (as Gogo Yubari) - Sophia Lillis

Other werewolves

Jacob Black (as himself) - Eddie Spears

Jared Cameron (as Ernie) - Bronson Pelletier

Seth Clearwater (as B. B. Kiddo) - Booboo Stewart

Taha Aki (as Pai Mei) - Rick Mora

Claire Young (as Nikkia Bell) - Sienna Joseph

Embry Call (as Bald Guy) - Krystopher Hyatt

Rebecca Black (as Hattori Hanzo) - Q'orianka Kilcher

Humans

Waylon Forge AKA Buttcrack Santa (as Edgar McGraw) - Ned Bellamy

Charlie Swan (as Earl McGraw) - Sam Trammell

Mike Newton (as Charlie Brown) - Michael Welch

Jessica Stanley (as the Proprietor) - Anna Kendrick

Laurent (as Tommy Plympton) - John David Washington

Other vampires

Jasper Whitlock (as Hooker #1) - Alex Pettyfer

Maria (as Esteban Vihaio) - Yalitza Aparicio

[thebridgehqs]

fc suggestions for go-go from big hero 6 and honeymaren from frozen ||?

I have to admit, you almost got fcs for Honey Lemon because I was half asleep when I read this, but luckily, Beth was wide awake.

Gogo Tomago: Choi Yu-Hwa, Lee Sunbin, Adeline Rudolph, Im Jinah (Nana), Go Yoon Jung, Seo Eunsoo, Lee Yoo-Mi, Jamie Chung, Jeon Yeo Bin

Honeymaren: Amber Midthunder, Star Slade, Sivan Alyra Rose (genderfluid), Kawennáhere Devery Jacobs, Ashley Moore, Anna Lambe (two-spirit)

[renatogpadilla]

FFVI as a D&D Campaign:

OK, so I've been watching "Critical Role" (Campaign 1, Episode 31, no spoilers!) a LOT lately and it got me thinking how FFVI (arguably the BEST "Final Fantasy" game out there) is essentialy that. The biggest moments could be atributted to CRAZY rolls! I can see each of the characters being played by one of the people at the table! * Marisha as Terra Branford: Would be phenomenal. Her mentality is kinda in-line with Keyleth's. The "Kill Their Own Emotions" moment in the boat shakes the table as a whole. And when it's time to run an orphanage and protect her kids from Humbaba, the emotion in her voice destroys everyone in the Party. The "Mama?" moment becomes the most fan-arted moment for her character until the final fight. Her Trance ability is agreed to be the coolest looking skill at the table. To say nothing of the way she'd react to the whole Slave Crown bussiness!

Matt: "She killed 50 imperial soldiers in a few minutes." Marisha, and the whole table: *S H A K I N G*

* Taliesin as Locke Cole: "Treasure Hunter!" every single time somebody calls him a thief or a rogue. The "Rachel" story would be absolutely heartbreaking with Taliesin's expressions. The solo-sneak through the town while meeting Celes would be one of the highlights of the Campaign... That and his frienship with Terra would only be accentuated by Taliesin's and Marisha's irl friendship. Not to mention him puking on the ship would serve as some comedic timing straight out of "Critical Role"! Also, "That bow looks good on you" LAUNCHES the ship to heights undreamt of.

* Sam as Edgar Figaro: I mean, COME ON! IT WRITES ITSELF! Besides, it would be enjoyable to see him use his -Artificer- Machinist abilities as creatively as he does! Can you IMAGINE him rolling high enough one day and then he just creates the Noiseblaster? And with that he pulls out the microphone every time he uses it and proceeds to shout some thing Scanlan would be proud of... Not to mention his friendship with Sabin would be amazing if played by Sam! "The little shrimp has become a mighty Lobster!" You can HEAR Sam Riegel's voice come out of that! And the two headed coin? Now THAT's a Scanlan! This without mentioning the violations of the Geneva Convention that the Bioblaster would certainly entail...

* Laura as Celes Chere: I mean, OBVIOUSLY. Meeting Locke in the dungeon? The apparent betrayal? THE OPERA HOUSE?! "I'm a former General, not some... Opera floozy!" TELL ME you don't hear Laura Bailey saying that! And then she rolls a Natural 20 on performance and EVERYONE looses their shit! Her Runic ability is the target of MANY close saves. Also, the way Locke and Celes' interactions happen, she'd be perfect opposite Taliesin. The chat on the bridge in Albrook? HEARTSTOPPING. The attempted suicide? You KNOW Matt would call the sesion there!

* Travis as Sabin Figaro: This one was obvious. Monk/Barb that gets mistaken for a bear, and acts like an absolute teddy bear around Terra? Yes. Gods above, YES. "You think a tiny thing like the end of the world was going to be enough to keep me down?" You heard Grog too, right? The moments would be worth MILLIONS. The Opera house and Travis going "Why is everyone singing?" and then getting more and more into it! Him holding up the house for Celes! "MISTER THOU"... But best of all, and probably the single most famous Sabin moment EVER, The Phantom Train:

Matt: The train tracks suddenly lurch to the side. Even after this long and hard-fought battle it seems *chukles* it seems this train isn't letting you get away with your lives. That brings us to you, Travis! Travis, on his 5000 IQ shit: I grapple the train.

Entire Table: ARE YOU FUCKING NUTS?!?!

Matt: No way in hell are you gonna- You know what? Roll for it. *Picks up dice for the Train* Taliesin: He's dead. He's so fucking dea-

Travis: NATURAL 20.

Entire Table: *Silent disbelief, everyone looks at Matt*.

Matt: *Also in disbelief* ...Rolled a 1.

Entire Table: *Inintelligeble gasping and hyperventilating*

Travis: I'm going to use my last Blitz as Meteor Strike and suplex the Train!

Matt: *Looking at the sheet, knowing damn well what's about to happen* Go ahead and roll for damage...

Travis: *Rolls for damage*

Matt: *Braces for impact* How do you wanna do this?

Entire Table and the Internet: *EXPLODES*

The Fanart keeps coming, even YEARS after the Campaign is done...

* Liam as Setzer Gabbiani: Since he's LITERALY "Mister Steal Your Girl", I think Liam would be PERFECT. Just imagine him getting set up as this suave and smooth rougue who wanted to kidnap a beautiful singer and then gets Laura instead! (Which isn't entirely wrong...) IMAGINE his expresions and his dissapearing under the table laughing as the others barely climb aboard The Blackjack. THE ENTIRE PARTY giving him shit for a low roll on a Wisdom Check (the double-headed coin) and him segwaying that into joining the party, only to find out that he actually knew all along... Priceless. The total and undistilled heartbreak as his ship falls apart, him trying to reach out for Terra and everyone falling on different places. And then meeting Celes a year later and doing the whole Daryll story... Liam would be the one to steal the audience every time he takes the spotlight! Though he would be a little like Percy in the sense that he doesn't get much to do until his arc happens.

"Money, Money, Money!" every time he throws coins to attack, the loaded dice (in character, not at the table?) and the card throws would make him so stylish in a D&D setting I'll be surprised if somebody hasn't done it already.

* Ashley as Relm Arrowny: She takes forever to join because of her constantly being away for filming, but once she's here? HOO BOY, does the fun keep coming! Her paintings coming alive and helping them fight? Her giving Sam shit for Edgar's love life? "Fuddy-Duddy!" becoming A Thing? All of those moments would be hilarious... But probably her most notorious moment comes when they find her a year later, serving a posessed brush, telling her to paint, paint, paint under the Magic House... "Keep painting until I'm complete..." The party snaps her out of it before she finishes the greatest painting she's ever done, her Magnum Opus, and then the painting coming alive prematurely in order to force her to finish... To give her form. And then the Lakshmi boss fight happens... Matt: And with the last of her strength gone, the banshee-like apparition dissipates into mist, and before any of you can react, Relm's magic brush begins to glow, like it had when you first came in here. The glow slowly creeps off the hairs and darts! Off towards the mistified form of it's mistress, enveloping itself into a thicc layer on top of the mist, swirling around... and around and around.

Ashley: Oh god, now what?

Matt: The colors dissipate, and Lakshmi unleashes a terrible wail! *DM monster noises* As it is now joined with this colorful cloud... And it compresses, smaller and smaller... And more solid until it's not mist anymore.

Marisha: *Gets it* ¡WAIT A MINUTE!

Travis: *Exited* ¡OH SHIT, HOLD ON!

Matt: The fog dissipates... And the calm returns to Relm's senses. Ashley you are now holding an innert, ordinary paint brush. However! Floating in the air, you see a crystal with a small glowing core, the particular essence of Life embeded in the middle, Terra you *points at Marisha* feel this and recognize it instantly, as it falls to the ground, and bounces a couple times... A brand new shard of Magicite.

Party: *FERAL LOOTING*

"Lakshmi" becomes the most PAINFUL fanart to make, and it's ALWAYS the one that's valued the most among the fandom.

The rest of the Party (Strago, Umaro, Mog, Cyan, Gau and GoGo) can be the guests that come over every once in a while (I particualrly see Wil Wheaton as Strago Magus, Mary McGlynn as GoGo and Will Friedle as Clyde "Shadow" Arrowny) with Shadow coming and going with the excuse that "His contract is up" (and let's face it, after surviving/witnessing the Phantom Train? My contract would be up too...) and coming back whenever his schedule/the plot allows. Eventually, everyone comes together for one last session and the battle with God Kefka. Setting their affairs in order, the reveal of who Shadow really is during a lone chat with Strago shakes the Critters to their core. Everything makes sense! Why Interceptor went straight to Relm when they met... Why his nightmares kept showing a village of magic users, yet they never mention Shadow in Thamasa! The group is RATTLED and wether or not he survives at the end becomes a HEATED argument between everyone at the table. Only Strago knows the truth...

The sendoff on The Falcon with everyone saying goodbye and seeing what the World will bring next is regarded as one of the most emotional scenes in "Critical Role" history... But the most completely DESTRUCTIVE force in this entire cast is Matt Mercer as Kefka Palazzo:

The personality... the narrative... The absolute slime in his voice when he poisons Doma. When he kills Leo and brings forth the Light of Judgement. Matt definitely has his moments playing Ultros. He's fun! And Emperor Ghestal was more of a political "Darth Sidious" villain. But Kefka? OH, LORD. NOBODY was ready for Kefka. "Enjoy the barbicue!" gets memed to no end, while also sending a horrible shiver down people's spine whenever somebody brings it up. Truly, the villain to end all villains. I can see it happen so vividly... If anybody wants to talk about this more, PLEASE hit me up! This just feels too good! Until off course the party moves on to their next Campaign in the setting for "Final Fantasy 5" but that's a whole OTHER can of worms!

[rocksandrobots]

Of Rocks and Robots Ch. 10 - Gogo

Disclaimer:  So, this story is PG. Basically anything you might see come up in an old 90s sitcom, like Boy Meets World, Fresh Prince, Save by the Bell ect, is liable to show up along with anything that the parent shows cover. Nothing unsuitable for family entertainment, but clearly covering more mature subjects than the original source material, including today’s chapter which discusses alcohol.

Varian was hot. The sun beat down on the back of his neck and sweat began to trickle down his forehead. He couldn't remember experiencing a hotter day. In Corona the temperature wouldn't rise more than a balmy 15 degrees Celsius normally, but today, here in San Fansokyo, it had to be close to 20 or more. His phone said it was 73 degrees Fahrenheit specifically, but he was still getting used to the different measurements Americans typically used. All he knew was that he had worn the lightest clothes he had, a tank top and athletic shorts, and he was still burning up. 

Unfortunately, there was nowhere to escape from the oppressive heat. He was standing on the sidewalk next to a stranger's house while Gogo worked on their car. She did repair work on vehicles as a side job. Often exchanging her services for a cheaper price to other students which in turn gave her more flexibility in what jobs she took and when. 

Right now she was helping out another student whose car wouldn't start and didn't want to call a tow to take it to a mechanic. Varian had expressed an interest in learning how automobiles worked, so she had agreed to letting him come along and teaching him some basics. However, there was nothing for him to do at the moment. Gogo was under the vehicle on a rolling board and there wasn't enough room for both of them down there. So all Varian could do was standby and watch, which was difficult as he couldn't really see what she was doing from the position she was in now. 

Instead he surveyed the street and surrounding buildings. There were the tightly packed three story townhouses behind them and on the other side of the street were clothing shops, apartments, a bank on the far street corner, and a single restaurant that read ‘Maggie’s Pub and Grill’. Varian licked his lips at the thought of drinking something cold and wet to stave off the blistering heat. He dug his hands in his pockets to check if he had any cash. He still had a fiver leftover from the twenty Wasabi had given him two weeks ago at the mall. 

“Hey Gogo, I’m going to go get a drink, you want anything?” He loudly asked the girl lying under the car.

“Uhhh, a soda would be nice. Maybe some Mr. Pep.” Gogo yelled back at him, never leaving her position or stopping her work. 

“I don’t know if they sell that there, but I’ll ask” and with that he walked away and headed across the street. 

“Just knock on the door and ask Ashley if she has any...” Gogo said distractedly, not noticing that Varian was no longer there. After a moment or two without hearing an answer, Gogo suddenly rolled out from underneath the vehicle. 

“Wait.” She said to no one in particular as she stared up at the sky and began to put together what had just happened.

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Varian squinted his eyes as he walked into the dark pub. The establishment was empty save for the barkeep at the other end wiping down the counter. This surprised Varian. In his world a place like this would be packed at this time of day, filled with field workers and sheepherders stopping to take their mid-day break. Practically his whole village would be gathered at the local tavern to eat, drink, and share gossip before going back to work. Varian had figured it would be even more crowded here given the larger city and the heat of day. 

He shrugged his shoulders. Oh well, maybe the food here wasn’t all that good. Didn’t matter, all he wanted was a drink. He walked over to the bar. 

“Hi, do you sell any, what was it she asked for,” Varian waved hello at the man on the other side and then cupped his chin in thought as he tried to recall what it was Gogo had wanted. “Pep?” He finished.

The large man didn’t answer him back, only to wordlessly reach under the counter and pull out a can of the soda and set it down. 

“Oh, yes, that’s it. Also I’ll have your darkest ale, please.” 

“I.D.” The man said deadpan. 

“Excuse me?” Varian asked, not sure what the man was requesting. 

“I need to see your officially licensed identification.” The man explained tiredly, as if he had to recite this often. 

“Uh, I have my student I.D. if that’s what you want.” Varian said, confused, as his hand went back into his pocket to dig out his wallet and money.   

The big man gave a heavy sigh and pointed to a sign placed in front of the cash register. ‘In Accordance to Federal Law all Patrons must be 21 or older to purchase alcohol and must show valid I.D.’ It read.

“You need a government issued license or passport, kid.” The barkeep said with annoyance, clearly believing Varian was there to try and pull some scam.

Varian, however, could only stare at the sign in bewilderment, still frozen in place with his hand in his pocket. His mouth hung open in astonishment as he tried to process what was going on. The amount of reliance on forms and identification in this world was odd enough but now there were laws against beer? That was practically all anyone drunk in his world. Coffee, tea, and cocoa were expensive and meant as a treat, and the only drinking water to be had were from the community wells, the river being brackish that close to the sea, and you still had to take time to draw the water. Which you didn’t want to do every time you were thirsty. And while this world did have running water, less expensive hot beverages, and that sugary soda in abundance; he still couldn’t figure out why that would be the cause for preventing anyone from buying an ale, let alone people under such an arbitrary age. 

“But… but why?” He whined in confusion. 

Just then Gogo burst through the door, stormed to up to the front counter, and before Varian could complain to her about this dumb rule, she grabbed him by the ear and proceeded to drag him back outside.

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It wasn’t until they had made it back across the street did Gogo relinquish her grip on Varian. 

“What were you thinking!” She whirled on him angrily.

Varian only stood there and looked at her, still befuddled and ruefully rubbing his ear where she had pinched it.  

“You’re only sixteen!” She yelled, as if this was the most obvious explanation for her righteous anger.  

“So? You’re only eighteen.” He retorted back. As if she had any right to berate him in such a manner when she was only two years older. 

“I’m an adult,” She explained. “But that’s not the point. You’re a child. You don’t need to be drinking or trying to trick bartenders that you’re older.”

“I’m not a child!” Varian responded, properly angry now himself. “What makes you any different?” 

“I can hold down a job, pay rent, buy groceries, I can vote.” She began to list off what she thought were requirements for adulthood. 

“Sooo can you drink?” Varian interrupted as he pointed back to the bar. 

“Well, no.” She admitted, temporarily tripped up by that question. However, the smug look on Varian’s face renewed her annoyance with him. “You can’t even buy a hamburger without someone’s help.” 

“Just because I’m new to this world, doesn’t mean I can’t take care of myself.” He said, deeply offended by that last remark. 

“Oh really, and when’s the last time you had to buy your own food, or clothes, or live on your own?” She asked skeptically.

“I’ve been on my own since I was fourteen!” He snapped. 

Then just as suddenly he stiffened with surprise, he hadn’t meant for that to come out. Both he and Gogo stared at each other, herself equally in shock by his revelation. He quickly turned his head away, bit his lower lip, and stuck his hands in his pockets. He just stood there awkwardly unwilling to look her in the eyes.

For Gogo’s part, she felt her heart drop the moment he had said it. What did he mean ‘on his own’? Who’d leave a fourteen year old to fend for themselves? Didn’t he say he had a dad? But before she could ask for some clarity, Varian spoke again. 

“Look, I’m sorry,” He said defensively, “I didn’t know about the alcohol rule. It won’t happen again.” He put his hands up in defeat and then walked away from her and the conversion. Making his way back to the car, he picked up a wrench and began to tighten a socket. He wasn’t entirely sure what he was doing but anything to keep himself busy and to avoid any more uncomfortable arguments. 

Gogo watched him with increasing worry. She wanted to know more, to help him, but she could tell from his stance and his behavior that he wasn’t willing to talk about it. She knew all about avoiding feelings and bottling up one’s problems. Not that long ago she had been a moody teenager who shoved people away, too. Heck, she still was a moody teenager that shoved people away. Though she had gotten better since she started college. It was amazing how much difference only two years could make. 

Before she had met Tadashi and her other friends, she had been a pretty lonely person. Constantly bullied in grade school and struggling with depression, she was considered the weird emo kid that always sat quietly in the back of the class. However, no matter how bad things had gotten, no matter how many fights she got into at school, nor now many times she cried into her pillow at night, she had always, always had her dad to turn to. Even now she still relied on the man, rushing to him to bare her soul when Tadashi had died, unable to bring herself to talk to anyone else about her recent loss. 

Who did Varian have? She wondered. If his father wasn’t there for him, then who did he turn to for help? Why had he even been left alone? 

Her thoughts were broken when Varian let out a yelp of pain. He had burned his hand on the hot metal and proceeded to stick his fingers in his mouth to suck on the injured digits, still not looking at her, embarrassed by his clumsiness.   

She let out a weary sigh. He was a mess. But so was she, and she didn't know how best to reach him. What would dad do? She thought. Try to get her to open up about a subject that she did enjoy or distract her with a project, she decided. 

"Sooo, Wasabi tells me you want to learn how to drive." Gogo said, changing the subject while she slowly made her way over to stand next to him. 

"Yeah." Varian agreed quietly, keeping his eyes on the engine, still choosing to not look at her. "But because I just moved here I wouldn't be able to get my license for another six months. I'm not sure I'll still be here by then." And with that he ducked back under the hood. 

This didn't sound encouraging to Gogo. If he truly was on his own then what was he going back for? But she knew bringing her doubts up would only push him away further. 

"Well, if you are still here in six months, you'll need a car to drive around in." She suggested instead. 

This grabbed Varian's attention and he finally stopped to look back at her. "Whatd'ya mean?"

"Well it's just, if you want to still learn how cars work, then perhaps we can build one, together. That way if Wasabi helps you get your license then you'll have your own vehicle to ride in." She continued slowly.

"You… you mean it?" Varian hopefully asked. 

"Sure, we can work on it in our free time." She said encouragingly. 

"Yeah? Yeah! That... that’d be great. I'd really like that." Varian agreed. 

He smiled appreciatively at Gogo and she returned it in kind. 

"Of course the first thing you'll need to learn is what socket you need to tighten or not." She gently teased, pointing to the socket he had busied himself with for the past few minutes to no avail. 

"Oh, right." He laughed in embarrassment and finally stopped trying to use the wrench. 

"Here, let me show you how to check the oil." She said and thus the day passed without further incident, just the two of them laughing and bonding over cars.

[pigtailpoll]

do you have a full list of the characters that'll be in the poll? 👀 ik you said the full bracket pic was too big but i was wondering if you have them in a text list or smth? ok if not :)

AH yes i do !! i posted it in an update a couple days ago but i never added it to tha pinned cause im mobile locked rn and you cant post readmores on mobile . ill post it here , and ill add it to tha pinned post wen i can get on desktop again ( should be soon ) !! ówò

for reference , tha bracket lools liek this !!

tha contestants will be numbered 1 - 128 , going straight down tha left side , and then straight down tha right side :o)

LEFT SIDE

1 asa mitaka ( chainsaw man )

2 izumo kamiki ( ao no exorcist )

3 ashley spinelli ( reccess )

4 creepie ( growing up creepie )

5 bloody eye ( bloody mary )

6 boo ( monsters inc )

7 choso ( jjk )

8 muffet ( undertale )

9 sakura hanazono ( kaichou wa maid-sama )

10 mikan sakura ( gakuen alice )

11 shizuku mizutani ( my little monster )

12 retoree ( show by rock )

13 chiyo mihama ( azumanga diaoh )

14 maka albarn ( soul eater )

15 black rock shooter ( brs )

16 lyra ( pkmn )

17 jill ( drill dozer )

18 penny ( inspector gadget )

19 elizabeth midford ( kuroshitsuji )

20 anne halford ( sugar apple fairy tale )

21 lilie ( princess tutu )

22 jess ( badanamu )

23 yaya yuki ( shugo chara )

24 sana futaba ( magia record : pmm )

25 sana kurata ( kodomo no omocha )

26 makima kirameki ( re : creators )

27 cherry cookie ( cookie run )

28 twintelle ( ARMS )

29 bubbles utonium ( ppg )

30 yokune ruko ( UTAU )

31 entrapta ( she-ra and the pop )

32 ling xiaoyu ( tekken )

33 garu ( pucca )

34 sarasa watanabe ( kageki shoujo )

35 mio naganohara ( nichijou )

36 joon yorigami ( touhou )

37 eleanor miller ( alvin and the chipmunks )

38 gosalyn mallard ( darkwing duck )

39 mallow ( pkmn )

40 love momozono ( fresh precure )

41 nadeshiko kagamihara ( yuru camp )

42 lotta zehybe ( charlie and lola )

43 gretchen grundler ( reccess )

44 angelica pickles ( rugrats )

45 pinky cooper ( pinky and pepper forever )

46 brat plutonium ( ppg )

47 dynamo ( ppg )

48 jinmay ( super robot money team hyperforce go )

49 xinyan ( genshin impact )

50 miyuki hoshizora ( smile precure )

51 hu tao ( genshin impact )

52 sal fisher ( sally face )

53 natsuki mamiya ( gogo sentai boukenger )

54 dee dee ( dexter's laboratory )

55 princess morbucks ( ppg )

56 trixie carter ( american dragon jake long )

57 popuko ( pop team epic )

58 biscuit krueger ( hunter x hunter )

59 celestia ludenberg ( dangan ronpa )

60 kagami hiiragi ( lucky star )

61 juliet starling ( lollipop chainsaw )

62 ruru amour ( hug itto! precure )

63 aki narukami ( misao )

64 rabi en rose ( di gi charat )

RIGHT SIDE

65 brianna dulce ( rainbow high )

66 aria blaze ( mlp : equestria girls )

67 ame-chan ( needy girl overdose )

68 aoi kanzaki ( kimetsu no yaiba )

69 sylvia christel ( no more heroes )

70 ginger breadhouse ( ever after high )

71 kohane azusawa ( project sekai )

72 bronya zaychik ( honkai impact 3rd )

73 saki tenma ( project sekai )

74 riruka dokugamine ( bleach )

75 draculara ( monster high )

76 ichigo momomiya ( tokyo mew mew )

77 ann takamaki ( persona 5 )

78 yayoi takatsuki ( THE iDOLM@STER )

79 hana makihatayama ( ojamajo doremi )

80 nina sakura ( ultra maniac )

81 rise kujikawa ( persona 4 )

82 shushang ( honkai star rail )

83 mei kusakabe ( my neighbor totoro )

84 lily hoshikawa ( zombie land saga )

85 dj cookie ( cookie run )

86 pippi longstocking ( pippi longstocking )

87 pink ( mahou shoujo magical destroyers )

88 piper pinwheeler ( robots )

89 valerie amaranth ( magical warrior diamond heart )

90 twin turbo ( uma musume : pretty derby )

91 tart ( tokyo mew mew )

92 nagisa shiota ( assassination classroom )

93 drossel von flügel ( fireball )

94 najika kazami ( kitchen princess )

95 chinatsu kuramoto ( flying witch )

96 vendetta ( making friends )

97 sorano appare ( appare-ranman! )

98 sunny madison ( rainbow high )

99 jenny wakeman ( my life as a teenage robot )

100 barbara ( genshin impact )

101 nico yazawa ( love live! )

102 ichika usami ( kirakira precure a la mode )

103 ruli ( aikatsu planet!)

104 hay lin ( w.i.t.c.h )

105 teto kasane ( UTAU )

106 marnie ( pkmn )

107 robin ( f ) ( fire emblem awakening )

108 hikaru hoshina ( star twinkle precure )

109 hilda valentine goneril ( fire emblem : three houses )

110 falulu ( pripara )

111 kagura izumi ( ressha sentai toqger )

112 nico niiyama ( kiznaiver )

113 tsunade ( naruto )

114 lucia nanami ( mermaid melody pichi pichi pitch )

115 raki kiseki ( aikatsu on parade! )

116 ranmaru kirino ( inazuma eleven go! )

117 emiru aisaki ( hug itto! precure )

118 q84 ( hello charlotte )

119 nozomi tojo ( love live! )

120 klee ( genshin impact )

121 mimi valentine ( vtube )

122 gerti giggles ( spy kids )

123 kitty cheshire ( ever after high )

124 orange blossom ( strawberry shortcake )

125 miku imamura ( denji sentai megaranger )

126 agitha ( loz : twilight princess )

127 glenda ( petite princess yucie )

128 pepper ( pinky and pepper forever )

[stevie-baby]

@satans-helper​ thank you for tagging me love! This week has been rough, I have had a shit day looking for jobs, but now I’ve got a beer and I’m answering this because self care or whatever. Leggo!

1. What is your middle name?

Marlene

2. How old are you?

19

3. When is your birthday?

August 20th

4. What is your zodiac sign?

Leo sun; Capricorn rising; Taurus moon

5. What is your favourite colour?

Orange

6. What’s your lucky number?

8 or 20

7. Do you have any pets?

not any more :( but growing up I had a corgi mix named Lulu. She was dope. Fun lil origin story about her: my mom missed the majority of my first birthday becuase she had to stay late at work becuase her coworker’s dog was having puppies and had to leave early. My mom was like “Angela if I’m gonna be late for my kids birthday celebration can I at least get first pick of the puppies?” So when the puppies were finally able to go to different homes, my mom sat little one year old me in their pen to let me pick the one we’d take home. Something drew me to the runt of the litter (maybe it was the fact that she didn’t straight up attack me like her brothers and sisters) and she lived a happy 16 and a half years with us.

8. Where are you from?

Southern California

9. How tall are you?

5'6

10. What shoe size are you?

Womens 11 but I usually wear a mens 9.5 because I have wide feet

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

Like 7 pairs (none of which are cowboy boots or gogo boots which is a travesty)

12. What was your last dream about?

I don’t remember but I know it wasn’t anything malicious, so that’s good.

13. What talents do you have?

I play instruments and I sing. I also do art occasionally.

14. Are you psychic in any way?

I wouldn’t say psychic but I am pretty in tune with the universe. But I do also have dreams that have to do with fertility that are like super heavy with symbolism and are oddly prophetic. I call them my egg dreams. If y’all wanna hear about them I make a post about them or something. 

15. Favourite song?

At the moment it is When the Levee Breaks by Led Zeppelin

16. Favourite movie?

Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure

17. Who would be your ideal partner?

Honestly? Honestly??? Sam Kiszka. I’ve always been into bassists and lanky boys with long dark hair, so he’s perfect. Also, I love his personality. He’s just magnetic and Joy is a lucky gal :)

18. Do you want children?

Not really. I’m 19, barely an adult, so kids aren’t in my plans right now. I’m not sure if they’ll ever be in my plans. But if I do decide I want children one day, I would want to have more than one because I am an only child and I wouldn’t want that for my kid. It gets lonely and I will never know or understand the bond that siblings have. Also I’d want adopt and foster some kids.

19. Do you want a church wedding?

Nope unless you count a chapel in Vegas as a church wedding. 

20. Are you religious?

Not religious, never grew up practising anything, but I’m spiritual.

21. Have you ever been to the hospital?

Ooof I was always in and out of the hospital. I was always sick or getting injured.

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?

Not yet

23. Have you ever met any celebrities?

Quite a few. The most memorable experiences were pouring champagne for Drake Bell when I worked at the country club and when Jack Barakat from All Time Low and Ashley Purdy from Back Veil Brides were hitting on my mom,

24. Baths or showers?

Baths are really therapeutic but I feel bad because I’m not conserving water :(

25. What color socks are you wearing?

I’m barefoot babey ;) I’m starting to feel this beer 

26. Have you ever been famous?

Nope

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?

Maybe, but probably not 

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Documenting that I’m now on my second Modelo, just so y’all know.

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28. What type of music do you like?

All types honestly. I stray more toward rock though.

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?

Let me tell you the story. So yes, I have skinny dipped. I was very not sober that night, much like tonight, and I was at a sleepover at my friend’s house on the lake. So all of us drunk 16 year olds were like “FUCK YEAH” and skinny dipped on the coldest night in February. It was transcendent. Later that night I gave myself a stck n poke tattoo :)

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?

3 of em. One under my head, one between my knees, and one to hug

31. What position do you usually sleep in?

on my side, spoonin a pillow

32. How big is your house?

Big enough :)

33. What do you typically have for breakfast?

coffee and OCCASIONALLY a plain eggo waffle

34. Have you ever fired a gun?

yup. took a gun safety class.

35. Have you ever tried archery?

yeah

36. Favourite clean word?

apothecary 

37. Favorite swear word?

fuck (issa classic)

38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?

74 hours. I was tweaking HARD and crying my fucking eyes out

39. Do you have any scars?

Yup

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?

this would be a good time for someone to confess their love for me 👀

41. Are you a good liar?

I’m fantastic at lying

42. Are you a good judge of character?

I’d like to think so

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?

a lot of em

44. Do you have a strong accent?

I was back in California for 4 and a half months, so my valley girl accent came back and stronger than ever.

45. What is your favourite accent?

Australian or Midwestern

46. What is your personality type?

old man in a teenage girl’s body

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?

One of my formal dresses that was like $120

48. Can you curl your tongue?

yee

49. Are you an innie or an outie?

innie

50. Left or right-handed?

I’m ambidextrous

51. Are you scared of spiders?

not particularly

52. Favourite food?

Bean and cheese burrito or carne asada fries

53. Favourite foreign food?

Mexican food, but Chinese food is also near and dear to me (they’re kinda not foreign to me because I’m Chinese and Mexican

54. Are you a clean or messy person?

I’m messy in an organized way.

55. Most used phrase?

“Fuckin siiiiiiick, dude” and yes I sound like Nick Colletti when I say it. No, I’m not doing an impression, I’m just from SoCal and sound like a skater dude

56. Most used word?

fuck

57. How long does it take for you to get ready?

About an hour or so

58. Do you have much of an ego?

I’m a Leo and I fit the description

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?

Lick

60. Do you talk to yourself?

Uh yeah who doesn’t????

61. Do you sing to yourself?

Always

62. Are you a good singer?

I’m not bad ;) I’m just a bit out of practice 

63. Biggest Fear?

failure i guess i dunno

64. Are you a gossip?

I was going to say no but I can’t lie. I don’t spread shit, but I’ll listen to some tea.

65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen?

Mid 90s was pretty intense. I dunno that’s the only one coming to mind at the momento

66. Do you like long or short hair?

depends on my mood

67. Can you name all 50 states of America?

I’m just gonna say no. 

68. Favourite school subject?

History or science! Loved em

69. Extrovert or Introvert?

Major introvert

70. Have you ever been scuba diving?

Hell naw. I can’t even watch underwater scenes in movies because I get anxious and I feel like I’m drowning

71. What makes you nervous?

Love/being loved

72. Are you scared of the dark?

Lil bit

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?

yup and I do it politely so people can learn from it because I’m not a fuckin dick and I want people to thrive

74. Are you ticklish?

Yes

75. Have you ever started a rumour?

Not that I’m aware of

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?

I was on student council does thaf countt??? I got put in charge of prom 2 years in a row because the peoplw that were put in charge fucked up and dropped the ball.

77. Have you ever drank underage?

Currently am. Not the first time nor will it be the last.

78. Have you ever done drugs?

Yeah, yeah I have.

79. Who was your first real crush?

This kid in first grade who had moved here from Russia. We were sat next to each other because our names both started with Z. He was fucking rad. i helped him study for his citizenship test and taught me phrases in Russian. 

80. How many piercings do you have?

seis. five in my ears and one in my nostril

81. Can you roll your R’s?

Yup yup yup. I speak Spanish so its kinda essential

82. How fast can you type?

Fast enough

83. How fast can you run?

I’m asthmatic and have bad feet/knees/hips/spine, ya know what my bones are fucked upp let’s justgo with that

84. What colour is your hair?

Dark brown, almost black.

85. What color is your eyes?

Brown

86. What are you allergic to?

Cats :( and pollen and shit like that

87. Do you keep a journal?

yeah imean i forget about it sometimes but its nice to vent or reminisce

88. What do your parents do?

They both work in the automotivw industry at separate companies on separate sides of the country

89. Do you like your age?

Nope. I’m at a weird transitional phase of being an adult but also still a kid but I don’t relate to most teenagers and I also can’t legally drink here in the states. Issa bummer ya know???.

90. What makes you angry?

We don’t have time for this and i ont have the mental capacity for iteither

91. Do you like your own name?

Fuck no. My name is Zoeie, acomplicated variant of Zoe. Its dumb and I misspell t a lot becauseI’m a whole dumbass and I remember in like fifth grade there was four other gorls wiyh the same name and we all spelled it differentlu (oooo I’m buzzed) Also, dann the man wagner’s dog is named Zoeie and I’m like coolcoolcooltighttighttight I have the same name as his dog thats fuckin siiiiick dude sarcassssssm it bums me out and i dunno why (I’d rather go by Zee or Z on here but if you want to call me Zoeie that’s fine, I’m ccool with it, I just think its dumb because of the spelling its actually not that bad of a name i’m just buzzed and salty)

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?

I don’t really wantt kids but if I were ever to have gremlins I’d say Stephanie Renee (Stephanie after Stevie Nicks and we’d use Stevie as her nickname; Renee is my mom’s middle name) for a hypothetical daughter and Harrison James (Harrison after the fucking superior Beatle; James after Jimmy Page and Jimi Hendrix. Basically just after guitar gods) for a hypothetical son. But I’m assuming there’d be another person involved in making that decision in that situation soooo

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?

I am but a wee child, I don;’t want chilren. Also why the fuck would I want something specific??? you get what you get and you don’t throw a fit. Love your children or some shit like that.

94. What are you strengths?

I can get up in the morning and I thinf that;s real swell of me

95. What are your weaknesses?

I’m a fucking perffectionist anand I get in myown head a lot

96. How did you get your name?

I was nameless for the first day of my life and this was the first name my parents agreed on. Its spelled real fuckin dumb though. And my middle name was my grandma’s middle name.

97. Were your ancestors royalty?

Naw but they were royal guards wayyy back in the Ming dynasty. 

98. Do you have any scars?

am i tripppin large wit no luggage or did i answer this arleady???? the answer is yeah

99. Colour of your bedspread?

Navy

100. Colour of your room?

its cream we’re renting this place booooo

I don’t thinkk I’mma tag anyone because my braindoen’;t want to work ahora mismo and I can’t think of who to tag but I LOVE y’all even if idon;t talk to you I love you and appeciate you thank you if you read this :,)

[crystaldwightsworld]

Headcanons on Ashley Graham

-Loves to read. Loves it. Can finish a book in a day if she's diligent or sucked in enough. If she's not at the Mall with Leon, then they're at a bookstore. Loves romance and mystery/thriller novels but isn't opposed to trying new genres.

-Used to be a cheerleader in high school.

-Develops a big interest in action movies after getting rescued from Leon and staying with him over the course of about two months. All those 'chick flicks' and 'b-grade' comedies that she used to love don't seem to do it for her at the time. She longed for something... more, something empowering, she supposes. Other than Leon's favorites that they watched (and they watched A LOT of movies together), her interest was quite intriged after seeing Kill Bill Vol. 1. A woman on a quest for revenge from assassins that betrayed her and nearly took her life and her baby away from her? It was just what Ashley needed. Leon gets a big kick out of watching her reactions to the film too, especially the fight scenes.

"Where can I get one of those little katana-sword-thingies that GoGo girl has? Can you teach me how to use it?

"Ashley..." Leon had laughed, shaking his head but loving the fact that she had been so interested and eager to learn.

-Enjoys more sweeter, savory scents when it comes to perfume or body spray. High notes of vanilla and spiced sugars is what she goes for most of the time. Bath and Body Works is one of her favorite stores. It's extremely difficult for Leon to ignore her sweet smelling skin as well.

"What is that, are you wearing perfume?"

"It's called Warm Vanilla Sugar. Why, do you like it?"

"Goddamn, it smells good! Making me want cookies or something!"

-Going to college to be a pastry chef. A life in politics just wasn't for her. Would love to own and run her own pastry shop some day.

-Extremely cold natured. Has a sweater or hoodie with her at all times, loves bundling up in a massive pile of blankets. If there's a fireplace around, even better.

-Loves to shop. Spent a lot of time shopping with Leon at clothing stores but spent more time picking out clothes for him than she did for herself.

"Ashley, c'mon, I've got more than enough!"

"But you'd look good in this! C'mon, please! Just for me! Oh, look at this one, you look really good in blue!"

-Loves Scooby-Doo. Spent a lot of her mornings with Leon, being hung over, laying on the couch watching cartoons. Loves Disney and Cartoon Network.

-Loves to sing and dance. Is very fond of upbeat pop music. In exchange for Leon teaching her how to defend herself, she taught him how to dance.

"You need to move your hips, c'mon!"

"I am moving my hips!"

"No you're not! Your as stiff as a board Leon! C'mon, relax a little!"

-Not a big fan of pork.

-Speaks French.

-Has a rather large scar on her right upper arm. Received it just hours after meeting Leon in Spain when a villager's scythe sliced her arm open. Leon had helped patch her up once they had found a 'safe' but abandoned cabin to take shelter in overnight due to the storm.

-Does not enjoy cake but loves cheesecake, pies and other pastries.

-Will whip your butt at some Mario Kart! Princess Peach is her favorite of course.

[themxtleycrew]

Crew Halloween Costumes (Female Crewmembers)

Ema - Bill Nye

Vale - ‘Samus’ powersuit’ (Is just her copperhead armor with a different paint job)

Shizune - Honey Bee Inn costume

Gogo - Katana (Suicide Squad)

Deunan - Jill Valentine

Kainé - *borrows/steals* 2B’s dress

Sabine - Gaige the Mechromancer (using a different head variant since her hair isn’t long enough for pigtails)

18 - Terminator

Ashley - *Steals a spare Hawkeye costume*

F - Has no idea what Halloween is and is given a witch costume.