#ashumarley

[vannahrose]

Text || Mars Bars

Marley: Where do you get your elastics? One of mine just tore out of my shoe and I don’t know how

Van: I get mine online. Did you do a double or single in them?

Van: Want me to fix them?

[ashwoodgossip-blog1]

What's up with the Rose kids?

Nothing really. Jackson and Marley don’t do a whole lot. Van just either sleeps with everyone, teases everyone, or causes fights. She’s the troublemaker.

Someone’s gotta keep it interesting in that family.

[peculiarberry]

TEXTS - MARLEY

Rachel: CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ashwoodgossip-blog1]

Do you think there are any students that are still virgins?

Yes. Blaine, Parker, Elijah, Ben, Marley, Vivi, Willow, Fern, Kurt, and Tristan.

For sure. I’d bet money on it.

[ashwoodgossip-blog1]

When is Marley gonna realize she has real feelings for Hunter?

I’m guessing never, that girl is living in a constant state of denial.

Is “feelings” Virgin Code for sexual frustration? Because that boy has that effect on everyone, sweetie.

[vannahrose]

Voice Mail || Rose Siblings

New Voice Mail Left on both Jackson and Marley’s Phones:

@mxelizarose @iamjacksonrose

Hi, this is Janine from Bellevue Hospital. I’m calling in regards to Savannah. She has just been admitted here do to a broken leg and low blood sugar. We wanted to call, as you are listed as her emergency contact, and let you know that she is in stable condition. If you have any questions, please feel free to call the hospital. Thank you

[ashwoodgossip-blog1]

Rate the Rose siblings.

In order of what? Nerdiest? Hottest? Most annoying? Marley, Van, Jackson, respectively.

Sounds about right.

[vannahrose]

Text || Mars

Van: MARS! WE HAVE TO CELEBRATE!

Van: WE'RE GOING TO BE IN A SHOW TOGETHER!

[vannahrose]

✆ ✉ ☎ ⁇ # & % ツ $

✆ [Text] …need…coffee…not…going…to…make…it

✉ [Text] Did you really think I was a bitch for leaving? Or were you just jealous that you weren’t accepted?

☎ [Text] Y. I’ll call mom. Thx

⁇ [Text] Maaarrrrrlleeeyyyyy, i fucking love you! and chmagne. mstl chamgne, but youtoo!

# [Text] But WHY are they called leotards? Who was Leo!????

&  [Text] I can’t tell you how excited that you’re here now. Especially because we’ve been away from each other so long and everything. I can’t wait to become closer again.

% [Text] So, like, do you really not think you’re sexy? Should we do a make-over?

ツ [Text] I’M DATING A PRINCE!!!!?????!!!!!

$ [Text] Babe, I’m not saying that the tie thing isn’t hot, but like… My hips, my arms, and my wrists hurt. Can we just skip the sex tonight?