#ashutristan

[ashwoodgossip-blog1]

You have got to be kidding me.

Uh oh... a social justice warrior.

[sterlingfitness]

TEXT ✉ Tristan&Jeff

Jeff: It's the holidays, I /know/ you have no work to do, so you can't get away.

Jeff: How good is your Spanish?

[ashwoodgossip-blog1]

give everyone a rating lowest to highest!

Lowest to highest in what? Hotness? I’m going with hotness…

Rachel

Flynn

Asher

Blaine

Georgina

Tristan

Kurt

Elliot

Finn

Jeff

Parker

Danny

Max

Lily

Van

Emma

Savannah

Kolby

Alison

Wendy

Mason

Kane

MJ

Quinn

Santana

Hunter

I think I might just go ahead and agree on that one, because there are way too many people to rank and I’m lazy.

[ashwoodgossip-blog1]

Do you think there are any students that are still virgins?

Yes. Blaine, Parker, Elijah, Ben, Marley, Vivi, Willow, Fern, Kurt, and Tristan.

For sure. I’d bet money on it.