#asimpleram

[scalproie]

Sorry I just clicked on your blog and saw your blog title. I’m in tears. I have nothing else I just needed to compliment u

HDLFJGLBDLDNGSKVF THANK YOU

[blip--bloop]

I know the post is like 6 months old but I’m just seeing it now so. I love your trans Gundam that you made so much. You did such a good job!!

🥺 thank you so much, i never expected that post to gain so much traction and it makes me happy its still bein seen 6 months later!

[vantasei]

tagged by @majjiktricks 🥰 hiii jazz

my top 5 songs rn... tough since i both listen to a lot of music and listen to nothing aka the same few vgosts on loop so hm!

but if i had to say, in no particular order...

danger - etro anime

as we fall - league of legends

the sanctuary - eye ac (from cytus/deemo)

in circles - darren korb (from transistor)

amami airport (vision quest) - toshiko tasaki (from soul hackers)

sorry it had to be mostly vgosts since thats mostly what i listen to rn haha.

tagging @paparoach @laqueus @asimpleram @rosyd-mei and @elfpylon 💖 no pressure ofc and if u were already tagged by someone else erm... i am looking away

[antidictaphobium]

"dude you're such a .... *piss*"

"you know if i were a piss i'd be into that!"

@asimpleram @pillowfullofspiders

[asimpleram]

I have been watching a speedrunner a lot and my username is asimpleram and sometimes he’ll read my message and just say “ram” and I get gender euphoria. Lol whatever that means for my gender

[acomplicatedgoat]

This is Victor I thot this name would be funny. It’s not that funny. Opposite of asimpleram

[paradiscake]

Brilliant. @asimpleram

The evolution of unlocking the gay ending in Metal Gear games:

Metal Gear Solid (1998): you don't have to try, in fact you should just give in and it's easier to get the gay ending than the het one.

Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker (2010): Painful grinding, so much to do, so much effort just to unlock the gay scene

What did Kojima mean by that?

[thesecondcitadel]

I’m gonna be honest I didn’t read the question to your poll I just saw Juno and clicked cause he’s my girl <3

that is so valid of you

[antidictaphobium]

can't believe my trusted Friend and Roommate @asimpleram called my use of the phrase "the platonic ideal of a cannoli" the words of a person who is "maybe a little too online"

how dare you shgkdnvkskcns

[xieliansbignaturals]

#hc: *stifling laughter* what is it haha. bit big for a bracelet haha.#xl: it’s a collar#hc: a.#(he is bluescreening) (via @asimpleram)

Xie Lian should collar Hua Cheng.

[butchhamlet]

I’m imagining being a gay person in 15WHATEVER and seeing the one kiss between the one guy and the lady dressed as a man in Twefth Night. I woulda lost it

me n the other homos who have been standing in the nasty theater groundling section squashed together like sardines for 2 hours when violacesario and orsino FINALLY kiss

[goosemixtapes]

Taking firestar to the spay and neuter center

you jest but firestar actually leaves his housecat life and joins the clans in part because he wants to “stay a tom” meaning part of the impetus of the massive epic that is warrior cats is six-month-old firestar going “wait i don’t want them to cut my balls off”

[paradiscake]

Thank you for the tag, Vi.💕

S - Shape of My Heart (Sting)

O - One Truth (Globus)

L - Last Stardust (Aimer)

I - Immigrant Song (Led Zeppelin)

D - Dance of Death (Iron Maiden)

S - Skyfall (Adele)

N - No Tears Left to Cry (Ariana Grande)

A - A Stranger I remain (Free Dominguez)

K - Komm, Susser Tod (ARIANNE)

E - East of Eden (Zella Day)

C - Collective Consciousness (Jamie Christopherson)

A - Anyone Who Knows What Love Is (Irma Thomas)

K - Killer Queen (Queen)

E - Ever Dream (Nightwish)

No pressure tagging: @koobinn @acoffecat @asimpleram @scalproie and whoever sees this and wants to do it. Go ahead.

thanks for the tag @purrvaire !!!!

The rules: write down a list of songs that match the letters in your username.

c - cheek to cheek, ella fitzgerald

o - oh to be in love, kate bush

s - suffragette city, david bowie

e - everything that happens, david byrne

t - the house that dripped blood, the mountain goats

t - the black angel's death song, the velvet underground

e - easier, the crane wives

g - grace, jeff buckley

f - free, florence and the machine

tagging: @catofthebarricades @wikipediaboyfriend @rarepairnation @combeauferre @girlstressed @pumpkinspice-prouvaire @protectcosette @average-acorn @ofpd @caucasianofcolor NO PRESSURE !!!! <3 i nearly always forget to do these myself so !

[goose-books]

🌹

Gracen smoothes out her lapels, appraises herself in the mirror: sheer-black pantsuit, face bare of makeup, hair hanging bone-straight and limp down her back. Dark dress discarded behind her, strewn across the floor like a corpse.

“Now this,” Gracen says out loud, with the barest glimmer of a glass-sharp smile, “I can work with.”

- darkling

[penumbradoodles]

Arums mom, a sentient flower that brings life to the swamp, has Arum as a familiar, but due to the keeps nature it just ends up being a mom to him, who sings him lullabies to go to sleep

Thank you so much! This does actually clear things up quite a bit! ^^

[rillaofexile]

[ID: two randomly generated tweets from my twitter account @asimpleram, the display name is Victor ❤️ David7. The first reads “@mhffman #Rilla #Secondcitadel” and the second reads “me growing frantic: amrillis”]

My randomly generated tweets are... telling....