#askdemonium

[blairelythere]

you are an invasive species on this website. go home

Like and reblog if you love being an invasive species on the queerest site on the internet

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[blairelythere]

Are you having a good day?

Of course I am didn't you know that it's

SNAIL SNACK SATURDAY 🐌

[blairelythere]

Got any thoughts on girls with deep voices?

Oh, you mean the wingless angels that walk amongst us on this earth?

[blairelythere]

If I answer your ask 3 months after you sent it, please proceed as if I answered it right away and didn't just spend all that time letting it fester like a stale french fry between the car seats

[blairelythere]

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[blairelythere]

Nice tits *crunch*

Thanks! I grew them myse-

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[blairelythere]

begin killing.

Buckle up.

[blairelythere]

Sorry if this is bad but it's my first time doing something like this.

*I walk up to you, staring into your eyes. I feel my hands underneath your shirt and take a hold of your thick breasts. As you feel me grope them, I lean in and whisper 'tony lazuto says hello' before picking you up by the titties and throwing you into an incoming truck*

Holy shit I had no idea the Butthole Hitman had more tactics than yelling about his butthole.

[blairelythere]

You are so fking pretty i wish you could sit on my face 🤤

You know, that's the bullshit thing about Tumblr, anon.

I WISH I could sit on your face. I wish I could rip my panties off, spread my thick ass, and have you, whomever you are, eat my damn ass.

But no. Tumblr exists for the express purpose of being the biggest cocktease to every horny transfem in existence. It's an experiment in seeing just how blue our balls can get, and let me tell ya anon, they're getting fuckin cerulean over here.

Find a girl you wanna ride? Too bad! They live in a wind-torn village of the Himalayas, and you live on a bobbing houseboat in the Port of Santos.

So anyway, yeah, anon. I wish I could sit on your face, too.

[blairelythere]

I have a brief proposal for you:

Thank you for coming to my presentation

Have you considered:

Because I think it would be fun to pin you against the wall while you helplessly beg with your eyes 💛

[blairelythere]

trannies need to date each other only

[blairelythere]

No Nut November is coming in 2 months

How are YOU preparing?

[blairelythere]

Fat trans girls????

FAT TRANS GIRLS!

POC TRANS GIRLS!

DISABLED TRANS GIRLS!

HAIRY TRANS GIRLS!

PRE-HRT TRANS GIRLS!

ALL TRANS GIRLS!

Y'ALL ARE BEAUTIFUL AND VALID AS FUCK!

[blairelythere]

Are you a “push you against a wall and shut you up with my tongue” lesbian, or a “compliment you until you’re a stuttering mess” lesbian?

I'll compliment you into a corner. I'll tell you how beautiful you are and what I'll do to you, all while making you aware of just how strong I am. When you draw in a breath from the feel of my hands, my lips press to yours and let you know that I've got you in my grasp. You have nothing left to worry about because you're safe in my arms 💛

A bit of both goes a long way 😉

[blairelythere]

You're 6'4?! Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. M9- *gets shot*

Yes, Anon. I'm 6'4. And if you want to call me Mommy you better not be fucking sorry about it. Say it with respect 💛

[blairelythere]

thoughts?