#askhammond

[creaping]

@ask-hammond​ // capped starter call .

𝙳𝙴𝙰𝚃𝙷 𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙴𝚂 /. HE WALKS WITH DEATH, as death walks with he. his death, not restored by an all-seeing grace but a curse, the punishment of sin from the past. it's no wonder the reaper is so bitter and to the brim with anger. the ridicule he suffered... now this.

❝ great. first that annoying monkey. now... whatever you are. ❞

[heroselect]

@ask-hammond​ said: "You can have a little rights... As a treat."

“...“

Says a fucking hamster.

[bluesunsdusk]

"Hear me out! Sesame Street themed. Imagine you're dressed as Big Bird... Your guests are all sat on inflatable chairs-- the one you put in swimming pools! And as the bride slowly makes her way up the isle, the Jaws theme plays. Duhh duh. Duhhhh duhh-- and the cake is served in a trash can that is strolled around in a trolley. Your guests reach into the can and grab a handful of cake. It's GENIUS. And there's bouncy castles and stuff. Sand pits?"

Sigma furrowed his brow. Either Hammond was joking or his clients were of a very different demographic than the one he was currently trying to work with. Considering the date, Sigma elected to go with the former.

"Hold on," he interjected with a lifted finger. "This all sounds wonderful, but it seems to be missing something."

He tapped his finger to his bottom lip a mere two as he thought before rocketing it into the air.

"I've got it," he gasped. "I see not one method for us to go to the moon and enjoy our moon cheese with crackers in your planning."

[mgicunleashed]

"Hello! I am offering love advice for the unlovables! You know sleeveless shirts? Well, the new trendy thing is shirtless sleeves! Babes will love you if you wear shirtless sleves!"

valentine’s shenanigans ( accepting until midnight on the 14th )

@ask-hammond

    ✧𝒫𝒽𝒶𝓇𝒶𝒽;;– ‘ Really? Hm… Well, if that’s what you think will land me a valentine this year– Maybe I ought to try it. I should have a good tank top or two I can use. Thanks for the advice. ‘

[apoapsis]

@ask-hammond​ said,  "Hello! I am offering love advice for the unlovables! When you're on your next date, don't sit on chairs! Lounge on them with your belly on the seat! Maybe intertwine your legs with the back rest..."

                  Is that...?

“You.... Are you one of the Lunar Specimens...? You are so big!“ SIEBREN squints at the over-sized hamster, and although it seemed INFINITELY UNLIKELY for this to be one of Harold’s test subjects, he finds it even more unlikely that it could be any other. 

                      SIEBREN almost misses the hamster’s initial remark, but he scratches the abalone stubble lining his angular jaw with a gloved finger. “... I... Don’t think that would be very comfortable! Though, I don’t really spend much time sitting around, either...”

[soldierwatch]

"Mistletoe! Gimme a little kiss right here!" He lifts his small paw up and points to his forehead. // send ‘mistletoe’ for a smooch, preferably platonic . // @ask-hammond​

he’s glad the ball has HEIGHT - it’d feel pretty degrading if he had to HUNCH OVER for this. expectedly , when urged ahead the soldier pulls a FACE , bearing uncertainty towards how he feels in the situation , but confident he’s at least not OVER the MOON about this - on one hand , he doesn’t follow ORDERS anymore--- especially, & secondly, if the orders come from HAMSTERS.

...but it’s the holidays, & looking past apprehensions, it’s kind of FUNNY--- besides, he’s had enough spiked eggnog to HUMOR hammond. 

the circumference of the ball makes it a little awkward, jack actually having to lean INTO it to get where he needs to be, but the soldier makes it work, & beneath a strung up sprig of holly plants a chaste peck to the top of fluffy forehead, alongside the top of small metal plate.

---& in drawing back, fills the distance with an outstretched hand, this offering a decorated cookie for the hamster to enjoy.

[veuvebrisee]

Do you listen to music while you write? If so, what do you listen to?

@ask-hammond​ .     /     questions for the mun .

i do ,  i find it really hard to write without some form of background noise ,  and music really helps me with that .   i also find that listening to certain songs just helps my muse ,  so the music i listen to depends on who i’m writing !   here’s a sample of a few songs i listen to when i write widow and amélie .

widowmaker ;

game of survival   -   ruelle moonlight sonata   -   e.s. posthumus  (  originally composed by ludwig van beethoven  )bad intentions   -   digital daggerspaint it ,  black   - ciara  (  originally by the rolling stones  )le bien qui fait mal   -   from mozart ,  l’opéra rock

amélie ;

clair de lune ,  l. 32   -   claude debussyswan lake , op. 20 ,  Act ii :  no. 10 ,  scène   -   pyotr ilyich tchaikovskylovely   -   billie eilish  ft .  khaliddead things   -   emilíana torrinirecover   -   ruelle

[bevrijdme]

@ask-hammond | [captured meme]

Subverting expectations was always something that he seemed to excel at doing, even before the accident. Dedicated to his craft, Siebren had given all that he had to his research, which, whilst he stopped short of obsessing over, saw the man spend many an hour in his lab in The Hague, testing one hypothesis after another, a admirable pioneer in his field. Who was getting ever closer to the disastrous day in which he finally put his work to the test, only for it to all blow up in his face.

An event that would drastically change his life, forever.

What rose from the ashes of calamity was not the same astrophysicist that had existed before, a fact that could be noticeable even by those unaware of his legacy. He was not a well man, neither in body, mind or spirit, which, despite being currently detained, locked away behind a hardlight barrier in a box the remainder of which was composed of concrete walls,  was evidenced in the way that kept quiet. 

He did not once shout vile obscenities, or make any claims of his innocence. Instead, all that Siebren-- no, Sigma did was remain unnervingly still, eyes, reduced to tiny black pinpricks in their orbits, glancing every which-where, whilst his mouth, little more than an ugly, diagonal slash on his drawn face was parted enough to give a glimpse of clenched teeth.

“Ah. And would you...prefer... I react, hmm?”

He was, by all accounts, as quiet as a mouse, albeit with the added complication that he was shown to manipulate gravity both with his actions and by virtue of his very existence, here. 

A ticking time-bomb, awaiting detonation.

“This cage... cannot contain me.”

FOR THE UNIVERSE WON’T ALLOW IT TO!!!

[violentnonretirement]

“… Will you wear this for me?”

“No, absolutely not.”

[ceocu]

Originally from [X] @ask-hammond

「 ❝Well, there's a big difference between fun meals when it comes to cooking.❞ That was true. Some cooks think of exotic and extravagant dishes as fun, some thing creepy are fun, and others just think easy and tasty is fun.

❝I may have a couple recipes in mind. Want it as a sweet or main meal? A couple of my popular recipes are overloaded blueberry muffins and my duck pho. Got both vegan, vegetarian, and regular based recipes.❞ 」

[hackedcalavera-a]

“Someone needs a costume, I see! How’s this one for ya?”

“Tienes que estar bromeando..”

[heroselect]

“...what’cha looking at, huh.“ He didn’t like this thing. He had no idea why the queen would keep it around, other than her own sick entertainment - and quite possibly to annoy the enforcer himself. They had never been on the best terms anyways...

@ask-hammond​ // short starter call;;

[bluesunsdusk]

"cONGRATS ON THE WEDDING! do you need a wedding planner?! I do that sometimes!"

"I would love to have you as wedding planner!" Sigma exclaimed. "Thank you! How kind of you."

"I was about to make an attempt at braving the task myself." He shook his head. "That would have gone horrible, considering my constantly divided attention."

[mgicunleashed]

🙃- For a lighter, slightly embarrassing secret !!

Got a secret can you keep it ( accepting )

    ✨𝒬𝓊ℯℯ𝓃𝒾ℯ;;– ‘ Rude to be askin’ a girl for her embarrassin’ secrets, honey. But there was one time I read my boss’ mind by total accident. Can’t remember what he said, but I think it was about either me or Teenie gettin’ a raise. And I screamed so loud the entire ministry was lookin’ at me. ‘

[bushelofmuses]

Cute; Closed; Cont.

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Sombra grinned and held her hands up placatingly. "Of course! I meant no offense, Mr. Hamster, sir. Sir, right?"

Was it wrong of her to be thrilled that a childhood dream of talking to animals was coming true?

"I haven't seen someone of your...kind, up close like this. I have nothing to compare you to." He was still so fucking adorable. Could she hug him? Stars above, she wanted to hug the stuffing out of him.

[crusader-down]

Why not have a gun? A hammer is good, but something to shoot with would surely be a bonus!

     “ That is sound logic, however, the manual dexterity of the armor’s fingers is not all that great. You’d also need to design a very big gun and the ammo alone would cost quite a bit. “  He wiggled each finger for a brief moment,  “ Also, the Crusaders are not the metaphorical sword, no, we are the shield! Our allies have the firepower, we back them up in case that fails to stop the enemy. “