#asks [💬]

[celestial-bell-drop]

have you ever thought about how shadow milk, mystic flour and burning spice can be shortened to:

"SM MF BS"

accurate description of the beast yeast chapters😔

YKNOW WHAT I SAW THE EXACT MEME YOURE TALKING ABOUT

IT’S IN MY CAMERA ROLL.

(Credits to the Artist of course :3)

[shilohthegreat]

up!

up! up!

[dbloodmarch]

this was meant to be a doodle for your strawpage but I CAN NOT draw there for the life of me. so have this 🙏 grace gives me the vibes of rarely using petnames but when she does she weirds everyone out, including cameron ksksk (hope I did the guy justice)

OH MY GOSH NERO THIS IS THE CUTEST EVER IM SGDJFAHFZGIAYRSIGDYYDIDKH

I do get surprised when she uses pet names for me since she usually uses them for her machines 😭

[internetfriend-movedmoved]

You’ll drift apart, it’s true, but you’ll be out in the open, part of everything alive again.

about

my wife ♡ my boyfriend

עם ישראל חי

[astronautunderwater]

What Will does that turns Mike on and vice versa?

There are probably so many things but I'm gonna do one hc of each:

One thing Will does that turns Mike on is wearing glasses while studying - Mike thinks it's incredibly sexy when Will focuses on his school work and has glasses on looking all smart and intent. (Ever since Will learnt this he started going to the library when he actually needed to focus on his studies for hours.)

And one thing Mike does that turns Will on is playing the guitar - Watching his big hands move along the neck and sound hole and his long fingers plucking the strings... yep, Will is a goner.

[bvrnesher]

❝ 𝒫ull 𝒪ut 𝒢ame ! ❞ ― marvel !

summary: just what I think of each of these characters when it comes to pull out 🗣

— 𝒮teve ℛogers ;; He likes to think he’s good at it. And honestly? He is. Respectful, controlled, painfully self-aware. The second he feels himself getting close, he speeds up, grits his teeth, and pulls out right on time—usually on your stomach or chest. Gentleman. HOWEVER—deep, deep down? He does have a breeding kink. He just won��t admit it. The day you whisper “it’s okay, I’m on the pill”? He hesitates just long enough to ruin his perfect record.

Rating: 10/10. Practically flawless. Just a little too responsible.

— 𝒯ony 𝒮tark ;; This man cums like he’s paying rent. He could pull out. He knows how. Won’t. He’s like, “You knew the risk,” and just lets go. Finishes inside you with a smirk, kisses your temple like he didn’t just pump you full, and asks for another round like nothing happened.

Rating: 7/10. Could pull out. Ignores it. Still makes it hot.

— ℬucky ℬarnes ;; NO WAY this man is risking it, but for the sake of the game, let’s say he tries. He means to pull out. He really does. But the second you tighten around his cock when he’s close? Too late. He’s already twitching, already filling you up. Feels guilty after, mutters apologies, but ask him for another round and he forgets all about it.

Rating: 5/10. Tries. Fails. Feels bad. Does it again.

— 𝒯hor 𝒪dinson ;; Sweetheart himbo with the pull-out instincts of a golden retriever. You tell him “pull out,” and he’s like, “But why, beloved?” while thrusting deeper. His idea of affection is cumming in you until it’s leaking down your thighs and calling it “a gift from the gods.”

Rating: 0/10. He means well. That’s the problem.

— ℒoki ℒaufeyson ;; Oh, he can pull out. He just won’t—unless it’s to tease you. Otherwise? He stays buried until the very end, groaning in your ear about how good you feel while he fills you up. He wants to watch it drip out. It’s about power. Ownership. Ruin. You say “pull out”? He says “make me.”

Rating: 0/10. Wicked.

— 𝒫eter 𝒫arker ;; He’s studied the theory. He wants to pull out. He really does. But the second things start getting too good? He’s whimpering, cock twitching, finishing inside you before he even realizes it. Apologizes mid-orgasm and offers to run to the pharmacy still inside you.

Rating: 3/10. He tries. He panics. He fails.

— ℰrik 𝒦illmonger ;; Pull out? Babe, he hears you say it and smirks. Doesn’t even pretend to listen. Holds your hips down, grinds in deeper, and finishes inside like he means it. Tells you “You better take all that,” like it’s a challenge and a threat. Might pull out once—just to finish on your face and call it a reward. But most nights? He’s filling you up like it’s his personal mission.

Rating: -100/10. He’s doing it on purpose. You’re not walking right tomorrow.

[nickssidewitch]

First, y’all think Chris is some actual player who plays with girls’ emotions and doesn’t know what consent is.

Then, y’all think Nick is a wannabe gay misogynistic Regina George.

Now, y’all think Matt is some cold, manipulative, sadistic guy who’s intentionally rude to his brothers for his own pleasure or for the cameras.

Do y’all actually like these boys??

Or do y’all only like the idea of the boys that you envision in your delusional imaginations, and because they’re not fulfilling your wildest parasocial fantasies, y’all start to create rumors of them being people worse than who they really are?

I definitely think it’s the latter.

[tiffoii]

Could you even imagine Stone were to exist in the Sonic game universe? In an alternate universe stobotnik is trending and someone got an ask saying that they don’t like the ship.

The response in question:

[kisspurins]

how do we feel about nct wish 🤓🤓🤓

[celestial-bell-drop]

WHAT ARE WE GETTING FOR DINNER???? SUSHI!!!

You made me do it

You, me, GAS STATION. What’re we getting for dinner? Sushi 🍣 of course! UH OH! There was a roofie 💊 in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer. We’re surrounded by fish 🐟

HORNY FISH. You know what that means! FISH ORGY-

The stench draws in a bear 🐻 What’re we gonna do? We’re gonna fight it 🤺

Bear fight, bare handed, bear… naked? Oh YES PLEASE 💥

We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese 🐭

DANCE🗣️DANCE🗣️REVOLUTION🗣️

Revolution? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT? UH, I THINK SO! 💥

Next thing you know, I’m reincarnated as Jesus Christ ✝️. Then I turn into a jet 🛩️, fly into the sun ☀️, black out again, do a bump, white out (which I didn’t even know you could do), smoked a joint, 🍃GREENED OUT🍃, then I turned into the sun ☀️, WHUH OH! LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKING IN 💥

AUFJRKDHAUFBDIXHFKDJFU

Yes I wrote this out myself

[shilohthegreat]

hi shiloh! im so happy 2 have found your blog again! i hope you are doing ok in spite of .. everything. i missed you and i wish you and your loved ones the best.

hiii thank u <3 im doing . ok i think . i had dinner w my family last night and ate a cheesecake the size of my head . ive been in a funk lately due to . The Obvious . but i really need to not let the demons in my brain win y'know ??

im playing solo ttrpgs/journallimg games right now though, to like, cope i guess . making art about them helps ajsjsjsjs . here's my bookkeeper self insert for one of them:

thank u for being here w me :)

[dbloodmarch]

how do you go out w your f/o by yourself? i have agoraphobia but would like to go out w mine too 🫠

I’m not always by myself but I do get anxiety when I leave the house, especially alone. Having my plushie with me helps me feel better cause I can hug him if I’m feeling stressed or overwhelmed! I also like to imagine I’m not actually alone and Damien is there with me (๑⃙⃘´༥`๑⃙⃘) it’s helped me get better at going out alone when I need to but it’s always important to remember to not push yourself! If you feel it’s too much too handle, you should go home rather than risking your health.

[internetfriend-movedmoved]

are you no longer using she/her pronouns? i noticed u changed them :o

i dont mind she/her if u have used them on me before but it feels like now, post-top surgery, that im trying to be more boyish than i was ehehe . idk how to rlly describe it . im having tiny gender revalations every day i guess .

it feels more like being femme and being a girl are seperate for me at this point . im sort of crossdressing bc its fun . i like the idea of pulling a "secretly a boy" on people .

i also go by clementine AND shiloh now . i like both names . but u can call me either or :)

[astronautunderwater]

what are your thoughts on foah?

I am under the impression that Noah is in a relationship.

However, I am a fan of foah. I do think Finn is queer and I see that he has a different relationship with Noah than with any other cast member. I would say that it's perfectly possible for Finn and Noah to have feelings for each other and at some point after ST5 they might start dating.

Why don't I think they'd start dating during the filming? Well, like I said, Noah has a bf (unless they've broken up since) and even if there was something going on with Foah right now or any time before the release of S5, they couldn't be public about that at all because that would spoil Byler endgame to the homophobic audience which really needs to see it.

I actually think they might give m!leven one last round at the promo for S5, before Vol 1 is released (i believe they will do volumes again). BUT after that, they are probably starting to promote byler so at that point Finn and Noah may even be adviced to act certain way.

So, short and sweet: I think Foah has a lot of chemistry and a high chance of happening! 😉

[no-passaran]

what are your favourite catalan movies?

I'm going to be very mainstream here but I loved Casa en flames (A House On Fire) so much. I think it's the best movie I've seen this year 2024 (not best Catalan movie, I meant best movie of any nationality). Btw, this movie is now available on Netflix with English subtitles! It's a comedy-drama about a family that meets in their holiday home before selling it and all the problems and secrets are brought up, revealing the character's insecurities. It's very well written and shows again how Emma Vilarasau is such an amazing actress.

Another movie I absolutely adored was El mestre que va prometre el mar (The Teacher Who Promised the Sea). I doubted on including this one as Catalan movie or not because it's a Catalan production with a Catalan actor as main character representing a real Catalan man, but the movie is mostly in Spanish since most of the events take part in Spain and not in Catalonia, but I think it still counts. Either way, it's a beautiful movie and definitely my favourite movie of 2023. It's explained from the view of a woman who wants to find out what happened to her grandfather's family and ends up visiting a mass grave being dug up in central Spain (context note: the state of Spain is the 2nd country in the world —after Cambodia— with a highest number of disappeared people because of all the people in mass graves during the civil war and the early years of the dictatorship, thousands of families are still looking for their relatives). It leads her to uncover the real story of Antoni Benaiges, a teacher from Catalonia who was sent to teach in the landlocked Spanish countryside in the early 1930s (pre-Civil War). It's a very heartwarming antifascist story about what a teacher can be, about children's freedom, and a reminder of the importance of historical memory. I really recommend everyone to watch it. (The movie can be streamed in Movistar+ and rented in many other international platforms.)

Other Catalan movies that I liked a lot are La Vampira de Barcelona and Salvador.

La Vampira de Barcelona (The Barcelona Vampiress) (2020) is a thriller with drama and some horror based on the real story of a woman who lived in Raval (poor quarter in Barcelona) who was accused of being a serial killer kidnapping children to use their blood in the early 1900s. I really liked this movie because I think we've all heard the legend but here the filmmakers went for a more historically-accurate version of what happened and how she was used, with a strong social critique, so it was a very interesting take on the story. It talks about very heavy topics though including children kidnapped to be forced to prostitution. (It looks like in some countries it's on Prime Video but I don't know what subtitles or dubbing it has been.)

Salvador (2006) is a biopic showing the events that led the 25-year-old Catalan anarchist Salvador Puig Antich to be sentenced to death in 1974. It's been years since I watched it now, but I remember when I saw it as a teenager it impacted me greatly even though I already knew the story. (The whole movie is on YouTube but without English subtitles, for streaming platforms it's on Filmin but it looks like it doesn't have English subtitles either, but there are downloadable subtitles online.)

[bvrnesher]

❝ 𝒫ull 𝒪ut 𝒢ame ! ❞ ― pjo/hoo boys !

— 💬 a/n: It's 3:12 a.m., I haven't slept and I have thoughts. Like ACTUAL thoughts. DELULU thoughts.

— 𝒫ercy 𝒥ackson ;; his pull out game is so-so but it's not really a game to him. it's a tragedy. he can pull out, he really can—but the second you clench around him and moan his name all breathy and wrecked? gone. he’s staying inside and apologizing for it while still twitching. “fuck, sorry, you just felt too good.” no self-control. man is one tight hug away from giving you triplets.

rating: 4/10

— 𝒥ason 𝒢race ;; textbook perfect. clinically correct. he’s the honor student of nut control. always pulls out with time to spare, wipes you down with a warm towel, kisses your forehead, and asks how you’re feeling. BUT—if you beg him not to? if you whimper a little and say “please”? he folds like a lawn chair.

rating: 9/10 when in control, 2/10 if you say “inside” in a pretty voice

— ℒeo 𝒱aldez ;; boy has ZERO pull out game. he doesn’t even pretend to try. he’ll be balls deep and babbling about how tight and warm you are, then let out a choked moan and cum inside you without warning. immediately follows up with a “fuckfuckfuck I was supposed to pull out” and then blames you for “being too sexy.”

rating: -3/10. negative.

— ℱrank 𝒵hang ;; he pulls out with sweet, apologetic gentleness. murmurs “almost there” and actually means it. doesn’t even thrust through the orgasm—he shudders and then paints your stomach like a gentleman. but the moment you say “it’s okay, baby, I’m on the pill”? oh. he’s finishing inside with a shaky moan and saying “you’re sure? really sure?” as he fills you up.

rating: 8/10 unless you give him permission—then all bets are off

— ℒuke 𝒞astellan ;; can pull out. just doesn’t. he’ll be like “what’s the point?” while holding your hips down and staying in deep, whispering “take it. you can take it.” he moans like it’s a religious experience and you’re lucky if you get a warning before he fills you up and says “mine.”

rating: 1/10. he’s breeding on purpose

Stormy's asks games ! :: I think we can safely say that a new section of "Stormy's asks games" is opening. Basically, You can send me "Games" either nsfw or sfw to the inbox and we can be delulu together 👭

example: this post

Reqs closed, asks games always open.

+ I saw it on Twitter and had to make it a pjo version, I lost the post, but credits for that one <3